₦airaland Forum

Okay, I get it when boys go into crime to please their girlfriends and brag in the circle of their friends

But a lady, is it to please her man? All men want from them is their sweet swelling sugar coated kpekus

Spits

You just want to disturb us here. It's never too late for one pursuing his dreams

Mumu

Somebody should hit his head with a baton.

Big for nothing empty jerry can

Mushroom signing everywhere.

When is she going to sign her escort a.k.a "the one who couldn't make it in America and he thinks he'd make it in a shithole" to be her husband

Spits

Are you sure Ebuka and Mike are not secretly lovers.

Why is Ebuka all over Mike or Mike all over Ebuka or simply put why are they all over themselves

Preying eyes are watching

nlPoster:
Dont post this kind of stuff right after I comment.

Its annoying.

Another product of bubu's dysfunctional govt.

Why did you comment knowing fully well I was about hitting the submit button?

Just behave

The lady is under investigation - EFCC

This is clearly yahoo yahoo union or relationship - VP Osinbajo

Patronize made in Nigeria goods - Lai Mohammed

FBI are on her trail - DSS

SARS hits the street brutalizing and ransacking cars looking for yahoo boys - vanguard

We are fighting corruption - FG

...etc..

She better don't near Nigeria o before her family hears stories that touch

Spits

AlphaStyles:
Gerrarehere jare

Good morning my boy

BOBAN2710:
when will u get tired with rhis your familiar quotes??

Whenever you acquire 1kb of useful sense

AlphaStyles:
ur comment made impact because u thought it made an impact after all mad men also think they are making an impact to the society

Thank me for teaching you a new word.

See how you garnished your comment with impact like MTN. Impact everywhere you go

Impact take it over

This one should not near the zoo to avert the calamity that might befall him when baboons and gorillas finally locate their lost brother

Must this boy always respond to every kemi, kudirat and nonsense let alone someone in the calibre of to.to boss

David must be really on top of world having to knack and eat chioma's sweet, juice-dripping possie day in day out without prescription

I can really relate

AlphaStyles:
I wonder if u Nack ur head for something when u wake up this morning can't people patronise foreign products again? Is it by force to buy only local products?

My comment made more than enough impact than I ever thought

Enjoy

Exponental:
Do you have a car at all? Let's see it and its proof of ownership
Even Innoson himself drives other brands.

Armed robber alert!

Clap for yourself Mr. Car owner(s). You lots hide behind faded keypads forming posh whereas hunger wan finish you real life

Very shady and unreliable thing

Spits

Can't believe this found it's way to the front page

No wonder we have Buhari as our president

Spits

AlphaStyles:
I know say Innoson must be mentioned when they announce foreign cars on Nairaland watin be una problem for Christ sake

I blame you not boy after all you have a foreign president

Spits

Now this is how to advertise a vehicle

Happy sales

I couldn't agree less, zombies just installed a foreign president on us all.

By now he must have surpassed mungo park's legacy by junketing round the world 3 times over like a tse-tse fly on heat

Spits at one Nigeria

His tailor has probably run out of ideas

One style for over 3 years now, not impressed

Spits

Wish they can acquire Nigeria. No headway since independence

I still blame Lugard and his prostitute girlfriend

Spits at one Nigeria

This only works on paper just like Nigeria is working on paper.

But in reality, the reverse is the case. Who will even give you room to get close to anybody

Please wake up

This should be news, this is only good news his friends and family

His time to scoop his own share from the fast depleting river of our national treasury

Spits

This small geh, what does she do for a living? Oh, almost forgot her dad is one of the richest men in the country

So why then are we surprised? Waiting for Cuppy and yusuf to unveil theirs

Spits

What is Volkswagen?

We only know Innoson

I thought Peter obi was intelligent, if not why is he surprised at the ruling of SC

A man who promised to soak the dogs and baboons in blood if he was not elected

A man who vowed to make the country ungovernable

A man who unceremoniously removed the unbiased CJN, Onnoghen even after public outcry, international and widespread condemnation and installed his stooge for this purpose

A man who publicly declared he wouldn't congratulate anyone expect himself having perfected the plans to rig the election and even if corrupt Inec mistakenly declares another person winner

...etc...

Bubu is power drunk, now he has it and doesn't know what to do with it

Bubu as at today has the judiciary, legislature and indeed the executive on his palms

Spits at one Nigeria

Public good like your master lavishing our scarce resources globetrotting all over the world like mungo park with boil on his buttocks

Nothing wey we no go hear from this fake pastor

Spits

So Kaduna, port Harcourt, Lagos and Imo cities are more beautiful than the pride of the East, Enugu city?

And more also, Akure comes before Imo, Asaba, Uyo, Calabar?

My people, how else does someone prove he's mad?

Spits

I wonder if this Ikefool is really Nwafo Igbo?

No self-respect, self-worth and self-confidence at all. Just hovering around this okpo like a tsetsefly on heat. I pity the man who fuccked and toiled tirelessly donating half jug of spermatozoa on a daily basis to produce him.

His mother seriously needs to be questioned, because as far as we, the true Igbo sons are concerned, he doesn't have our blood flowing in him. He's more of a coward

Spits

kevotek1000:
The rate of cultism in Edo State is very high... Govt should do something really fast youth carrying arms up and down. Rest on

Was it ever low before?

Oshomonkey and Obababoon never fight for the soul and wealth of Edo finish, you are here begging them to intervene.

Caution your loved ones, protect and secure yourself. Don't join bad gang or stay out late. Be mindful of who you call your friend. Pray not to be at the right place at the wrong time etc..

Just do all these and you will be fine but if you are waiting on the aforementioned animals up there to secure you then OYO is your case

Spits

Before zombies cursed us with bubu, building collapse and deaths weren't this incessant.

I guess bubu's body odour ooses out the stench of darkness and death

Spits

Mehn, these lawyers are really cashing out big from our self-centered, greedy, evil and occultic politicians

The country's situation and backwardness have no remedy. Just cash out big for yourself and family members and to hell with the shithole.

Spits

How did PSG; first placed team lose to bottom placed Dijon, this is unbelievable, absurd and unacceptable

That being said, I make bold to say that 72% or more football matches are fixed, that's why boys hardly cash out big

Bubu's EFCC should be unleashed on the clubs, players and coaches for first degree crime and corruption

Spits