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Pontaboki:
Afonjas will never like this news

AngelAhnie:
I go first piss for body before the thing come close..

You go don eat snake well well. No bite person abeg, your teeth will be poisonous like that of snake. So I heard

xmich:
Do you mean you eat snake

AngelAhnie:
You'll regret your action even leech make me cry not to talk of live snakes in the market. God forbid bad thing..

Any man wey want take me go that kind place on a fist date..Holy Ghost!!!!!! Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AngelAhnie:


You no see the snake point and kill for the story

Meaning there are live snakes in the market, you make your choice

AngelAhnie:
I'll be the last person to enter such market.


They even have point and kill

Thisnut:
seriously who does relationship in 2016? Just look for one guy you can always call over to shine your congo whenever you feel like with no string attach. Nothing like being a free bird dear, all those you didn't call me or you're cheating on me questionnaire bullshyte has to stop.

This babe i was managing sometime ago asked me to pick between her and my job, i was like kilode i would even pick my cell phone before you not to talk of my job.
It happened because her friend and her boyfriend was planning and vacation to japan , she said we should join them on a double date and that she already bought her flight ticket , it's just for me to buy for myself. I was like,i have to work on those days and beside you can't just compare me into something You ve arranged with some aliens i don't know. She was like before your job , I'm your gf. I just told the bitchhh to get the fuckkk outta my sight.
Even if i wanna go to japan, I'll go alone to go shine some fresh Asian Congo.

blackpanda:
I mean, how can a sitting president come out and say "stealing is not corruption". That is a green light to thieves to loot as much as u can.

Evergreen4:
Eyaa. In this 'buharinised' economy, whr will they start from.

waice6571:
Majority of people that supported Buhari are smart people with questionable character.

I don't mean to attack the person of Mr President but just try and look around him, you'll see people like Amaechi, Tinubu, Mbaka etc.

If you missed the post on front PAGE that necessitated this one then kindly clickHERE. so you won't feel lost.

I have used the said Mbaka's card. It was a gift from a friend that came back from his(Mbaka) adoration sometime in 2013.

He gave me a customized recharge card that will, according to him make Mbaka to call me once in a day for five days.

I thanked him and recharged the card around 9am the next day because he told me that the time I loaded it will be the time he will be calling untill it completes.

Truly the call came in at exactly 9am the next day and I rushed to pick it because I have been looking forward to it.

Was it truly Mbaka that called?

I think I spoke with a machine.

The call was not different from the spam calls we recieve from network providers.

The prayer was automated but it was his voice alright.

Just like the spam calls we recieve, there is no time for hello, amen or bye and once the 59secs is up, it will cut.

I was really disappointed in both Mbaka and the guy that fell for that trick. I can't believe that people can fall for such scam in these days and time.

It is just a way to take the remaining change in your pocket so don't fall for it.

The prayer was directionless because he was trying to squeeze so many prayer points into it to make seem like it was actually meant for you.

I recieved it just once and rejected the rest because they ain't worth a minute of anybody's time

jesussaves22:
According to my friend who was mbaka client, if you load the pin of The card, once in a week mbaka will call you and pray for you. The number of times he will call you depends on how much card you bought. The card ranges from 200, 500, 1000 etc. The day mbaka called him I was with him when the phone rang. I simply told him that this is not a fresh prayer. I told him it was computer manipulated voice messages.

AngelAhnie:
Him don leave am again

maxiflexy:
Religion is our major problem in this country

SAINTSAMURAII:
MIMZY will u support me?

Drienzia:
Wanting to go for all offerings, but discovered that there's no change in your pocket, everybody stood up going one after the other, you bodly seat in shame cos your last 1k is so dear to you

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Rubbish!

You weren't interested, but:

1. You gave him your number
2. You keep replying him, giving him audience
3. You ask him how is work (cos you care)
4. In the evening, you ask him how was work (cos you care)

And now, because you have a phone that can screenshot, you suddenly remembered married men are curses, and run to Nairaland to show yourself, forgetting the fact that your actions led him on.

Gtfoh with your shitty holier than thou attitude. . . Hypocritical bullshit![/color]