₦airaland Forum

Igbos are cowardly traitors.
Know this and know peace.

harley88:
Hi guys,

Honda guys in the house, I want to fix my Honda Civic 06, body work and spraying , the engine seat, shock absorbers, steering pump and some minor stuffs. Where is the best market to get parts and what are the stuffs to know??
I’m also on a tight budget, how much I go dey budget??

Go to Oyingbo in Lagos.

tonyshine01:
Why not a candidate from the South-East?
If there is equity and justice, with a nationalistic view, then it's only apt that someone from the South-East is given the Presidency ticket but not Orji Kalu.

How many votes did SE give Apc in the last election.
How many Apc Governors have you in the SE voted into office?

Newboss:
Ignorance? Man, you don't know shît about cars.

Cars will always develop faults and need regular maintenance. That's why we have mechanics. If you don't know anything about cars, just buy brand new because even toks is already used, and has hidden issues. That toks could even have more hidden issues than a Nigerian used car. Bad road? Very funny.

If you want peace, buy brand new. Else, toks is as bad a Nigerian used of the same spec. Note, of the same spec.

Let me ask you a simple question.

A 2018 Camry used for 60,000 Miles in Texas and a 2018 Camry used for 50,000 Miles in Nigeria, which is better?

Newboss:
All these toks talk na trash.

Get a nice naija used car, test drive it, ask your mechanic to test drive it and check it. If it's okay, and without faults, buy it. If it has faults, ask mechanic to look for the faults. If it's something you can fix within a reasonable budget, buy it and fix it.

Don't let anyone fool you, if it's not brand new, you will be very lucky not to see mechanical or electrical issues. No be today we start to dey buy toks. Most na joke.

From experience, toks na waste of money. You should learn to buy cars the way car dealers do.

My brother, I disagree with the bolded. Toks and Naija Used are far apart.
If you are looking for cheap toks, you will buy rubbish. If you are looking for rest of mind, you'll buy toks wey no too cheap.

The last car I bought as toks, I got the service history from the time it left the factory as new to the time it was auctioned. Ordinary change of 1 tyre, it was recorded. Car that was maintained at a Toyota dealership. No Naija Used can give you that.

valentineuwakwe:
Better ask her what car she wants cos tomorrow she may end up nagging that thisnis not what she actually wanted....

You have vast experience with women.

dreu2fine:
Congratulations in advance
Bro I hail u ooooo
Na sponsor I de find for my wedding ooooo
Just 700k

You're very crazy. Are we going to bleep your wife with you?
Just 700k. Why don't you raise it yourself.
Entitled prick.

chloride6:
Nice...

I recently bought a car with 300k on it..

Runs great

Nice to know mileage isn't a guillotine.

300k mileage in Texas or California is better than 50k in Nigeria.

Emeka71:
My cousins Sienna has limit of 280; and sometimes on the highway; he runs the speedometer to the very last and the speed is still increasing.

Odometer, not speedometer.

Abu Malami and that ugly Ned Nwoko will never forgive Fayemi.

Ibkhaleel001:
So sharia countries bare bad to you? Okay lets see for ourselves


They go to work, live, holiday & shop in Saudi Arabia, UAE, Kuwait & Qatar.
While there, they subject themselves completely to Sharia laws & Islamic injunctions that govern these countries.
They even learn Arabic to be able to communicate effectively.
But here in Nigeria that is governed by laws & a constitution that is based on the Christian CANONICAL laws...;
here in Nigeria that uses for all its official documents, schedules & civil observances the GREGORIAN calendar named after Pope Gregory XIII, who issued the papal bull Inter gravissimas in 1582, announcing calendar reforms for all of Catholic Christiandom which gave birth to the Gregorian calendar in use today also called the Western or Christian calendar...;
they want to die whenever they see Arabic inscription on anything. They are so afraid of Islamization & are all running away to the Middle East to escape been Islamized by Buhari.
Odiegwu Really!
Self-deceit & idiotic hypocrisy should indeed have a limit!!

Your Sultan sent his children to school in the uk.
Buhari goes to the uk to receive treatment.
Sani yerima sent his wife to the uk to give birth cos he wants his child to be a citizen.
Yar'Adua was treated in Germany and died in the uk.

None of these almajiri breeders agreed to have anything to do with Islamic countries.
They are all hypocrites.

advanceDNA:
I suspect the op a scammer looking for people that will be desperate on nairaland to ask him for the agent and pay for the package...he's probably the owner of the agency

It's also possible. Desperate people are already begging him for contacts to the "Agency".

shegxy9:
She allowed a guy to sleep in her room in just two weeks she resumed to school... Hope am not deceiving myself cos I really want to settle down with her... Am a serving corper!!!

Have plans A and B, then move her to plan C.

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Ibkhaleel001:
Arewa shall not be a tribal nation or a theocratic dogmatists nation like Biafra or Odua. Arewa is a modern nation of nations were Hausa, Fulani, Angas, Yoruba, Igbo, Jarawa, Kanuri, Nupe, white men, yellow men and black men coexist.
Arewa is not a crusader nation like Biafra where those who do not practice the state religion will be killed and chased out.
Arewa Republic is not ethnocentric like Odua where if a man does not bear Yoruba name is seen as a half human to be subjected to descrimination and set to be killed by elite sponsored tribal terrorists like Odua or cursed to die in the Lagoon by a tribal chief
That is why we have half-Yoruba man as the Emir of Kano, the biggestst Kingdom in Hausaland. That is why Arewa was led in war during the Civil War by an Angas Christian, Yakubu Gowon.

That is why the xenophobic tribalists of the west and the end time black crusaders of the east hate us and are doing their best to divide us and conquer. Come what may, we shall remain the richest in terms of resources and the largest in terms of population in Africa, Arewa is the heart of Africa. This is why the malevolent envious ones want to see it in chaos. We shall surmout the current troubles and emerge strong. We are the Phoenix that always emerges renewed from the ashes of conflagration.
We have demonstrated our capacity to uphold minority rights despite the constants instigations of the minority by the tribo-religious extremists of the South. We shall in our independent nation secure human rights, religious freedom, minority rights, cultural autonomy and we shall efface the faces of induced terrorists. Let the bakwarward tribalists and neo-crusaders die of envy. It is a quetion of time and men of my vision to take over leadership. It is written and shall it be. #Hausa Up to the Seventies we were the richest people in Africa. As the central government grows and  takes control of resources our wealth progressively dwindles. As the southerners intensify drums of hate and aggression we draw back to give peace, that is never forthcoming, a chance.

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Arewa is aimimg to be an Islamic country but you will fail just as you have been failing right from time. Once Buhari leaves, fulanis will see pepper within Arewa.

I suggest that you take the opportunity offered, just be careful.

Whatever you do, don't take any package from the man, the agency or anyone when you're travelling. They will put cocaine in the luggage and ask you to deliver the luggage to someone. You won't even know that you're carrying drugs until you are caught at the airport.

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Ibkhaleel001:
I love my Hausa/Fulani academics & scholars!
They don't open their mouths anyhow in petty ITK 'foolish wiseness of the agricultural fowl' if i may borrow Zebrudaya's patented lines.

When we write, it's mostly in calculated response to misconstrued perceptions, provide additional lights on national issues or to state our own side of the story.
And when you read them, you will read knowledge, wisdom & invaluable insights.
But you see the academics & scholars from the South & some part of the Middle Belt.
They have opinions on every issue no matter how trivial.

When you read them, you can't mistake the bigotry, concieted arrogance & incitement to foolishness to their people hidden openly in their mischief they call opinion.

Yet, the South wonder aloud why with all thier vaunted intelligence, they are nowhere near the North in cohesiveness, aggregation of ideas, effective planning & organization.

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Mai gworo, you haven't seen anything yet. All Southern States will soon ban okada riding. Then, we will build ranches and when we are self sufficient in meat production, we pass health regulations that cattle to be sold for public consumption must pass state health checks.
Dan Fodio will cry bitterly by the time we're done.

richmond500:
I am saying, will this VAT collection be useful to the common man?

Yes, it will. At least they won't carry your VAT to Katsina and be using the money to buy Hilux for bandits and Boko Haram.

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Ibkhaleel001:
Lack of solid understanding of our diversity is the reason for the needless animosity and distrust everywhere. Alcohol is frowned at in the north and the noise is that revenue from alcohol collected from States that permit sales of beer should not be shared with the states of northern Nigeria. Very valid argument but we also forgot that the same north supplies the grains used in brewing alcohol oh . So las las every region is dependent on one another - we are mutual parasites! Mutually musing

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The breweries buy the grains from Northern farmers. The North share from VAT on alcohol. Shameless people.
Let the North stop selling grains to breweries and let the North stop sharing from VAT on Alcoholic drinks. Dirty VAT beggars.

michoim:
Fake SANS

Your father is not up to any of them.

PrinceOfLagos:
Another tout spotted

They are everywhere

Another one is on top of your mother in the village.

PrinceOfLagos:
Tinubu agbero boys constituting nuisance everywhere in south west

Tinubu boys are also forcing kerosene down the throats of your mothers in Igboland.

Touts frustrating the Federal Government
Armed robbers robbing DSS of case files
Vigilantes rescuing Policemen from kidnappers


The Federal Government has consistently failed to maintain law and order. They are only good at collecting taxes and grabbing land for herdsmen. Very incompetent people.

akdjr:
Thank you educated terrorist.

You're welcome VAT begging almajiri nonentity.

conscienceman4:
I give you 1.9m now now

You will still end up being scammed.

akdjr:
Lagos that is flooded with Special center is not on the list. Something is fishing

Fishy, not fishing. Illiterate bandit.

Hisbah hypocrites.

Report the matter to the police for rape and defilement of a minor. Thereafter, take your sister to a licensed medical practitioner and abort the baby.
Don't be carried away by sentiments. Let the man pay dearly and let your sister terminate the pregnancy.
If your sister keeps it, she will always hate the child due to its circumstances and the child will draw her back in many areas.

emsco:
Same reason i broke up with a Nairalander lady.. we are have been doing lovey dovey for about a month. WE got to meet severally and even plan on getting married only for her to tell me she has a son.
I ask why she didn't tell me when we first met but all she said was that shouldn't be a problem..
I had to run for my life, I'm a single guy that is not how I plan to live my life.

You suppose "konk" am for head.

Ikonso House

Jesusiloveu:
Missing car Corolla car grey colour

Post where the car was missing, post a phone number to reach the owner of Police on.

ngBuild:
What nairaland mods don't know is that, I don't care, me we no get voter's card, till i die i will never vote any mofo in

Upon all your education, illiterates will always determine those who will rule you.

Kogi is a glorified Poultry.