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The day I shook buhari, I thought his arm was going to pull out from its joint

I agree with the list

Nawa oo, the man don reason how much wealth go enter her hand. This life sef

Tadeknkeepcalm:
When you said dirty I actually thought you meant illegal business

I tire oo

igbodefender:
RIP. The Police should look into this.

which police?

So you expect me to read all these because of fcuuk?? Nawa oo

GreenMavro:
wat ah do

your analysis no be here

Shortyy:
Oh. And wait for them to join?

yelz

repogirl:
The woman is not looking as fine as she used to.... Is it old age?

she has been collecting old blood, that's why

GreenMavro:
Asians cars are good in bed but get easily tired and don't explore different positions



but





European cars are the best in bed, dy fire pass Ferrari and have vintage positions that makes you cum quickly or com to your senses!

Shey u wan compare kia to G wagon?

wereyy

Shortyy:
I just started you wanna be the first?

nope, but i'll just hang around

Shortyy:
Yea. But he doesn't even know me

how can I join your group?

hismerhill:
Congratulations bro, our own success shall come soon as well.....

It will bigger than dis .... If u share in my believe say Amen

AMEN

Elshahzad:
Outta de Billions of dollars SONY Music made 4rm Micheal Jackson and the rest, nah $4m dem see 4 U abi?? And U dey shout lyk person wey wan die... Okay, fuckgratulation!!!

crawl back into your hole, hater oshi!!!

donaldfafree:
shut up

bros make Dem no ban you ooo

willian10:
I dey see one lady for that first picture
O boy, her package na die
Me, looking @ it like...

guy, you dey see road well

teric4love:
I thought is only Igbo's that is found of this, I never knew abokis do such.. well Rip to the young lad

this is what happens when your hatred for the igbo race is uncontrollable. Stewpid phoool

yomibelle:
meanwhile

engrfcuksmtin:
I Alhaji Engrfcuksmtin wish ask for the had of his beautiful damsel in marriage......









































Nobody should mention underage here o cos it is legall to marry a 2months old in the North.

wicked

ITbomb:
Na why I love my state governor, from the very first day, Udom Emmanuel reported the exact amount to the State House of Assembly.
Giving the fact that he is not owning any arrears of salary, I expect this to be pump into the Industrialization drive

#Dakkada


In case you are confused

Kwara (a) means "to government coffers"
Kwara (b) means "to Saraki soakaway or to MMM"

Anyone with a better idea?

lol

EastGold:
Lol

what's funny

Benblaq:
J

J for Jonesing man

kristian98:
bros wetin u type nah

epp me ask the muntula

bakassi strike force ko, isakaba defense ni

I won't say anything

Charliiee:
Lol, Na so. A man said, a woman said, he said, she said, they said.

WE ALL SAID!!!

Pinkiwinki:
very true and the op is 100% correct...
A friend of mine was on his way to school In that sapele to oghara bridge in delta state. the car suddenly stopped and refuse to move, the driver will successfully make it work only for the car to stop again..
lo and behold a young lady from the car told them that unless she leave the car it will not work and that her home is in the river below them which is river ethiope...
immediately she left the car and started walking away from them, the car suddenly started and they quietly left the Lady on the bridge...
They turn back and behold she has disappeared...

LINUS MBAKWE!!

stsinner:
d papa dey related to lie mohammed?

d weed dey strong! Abeg remain some for me. Lol

Guy i think say na the SK wey i just smoke finish dey worry me, i no know say you sef see wetin i see

dairykidd:
Ghosts are real tho remember when one papa told me of his experience while he was a young driver...he picked up this beautiful girl on the road @night to enjoy took her to a bar and next is home.He only went to bathe and back only to see a coffin on his bed with no sign of d babe in sight.My guy run come out oo to his neighbors and as he was narrating it she was just in front of them all again.He had to beg & plead with all his neighbors to her before she left him whether na true d papa talk oo i was not there sha but he swore its true..I have heard about possessed girls being very offensive to weed smoke.Back then in school na weed we take dey clear road when coming from the club cos no drive na and its late no okada so we would either sleep there or trek home which was off camp nothing we no dey see for koror i remember one dey we where all trekking back and on one lonely street we saw little kids playing forming a circle and laughing like it was daytime when it was about 2am we where about 6-8 in number so we just wondered wth is this but before we got close poof n sign of the kids anywhere omoh u don see race Usain bolt dey learn work for running another Gang of wild goats chase us around same time. Another one slapped my cuz because he was fvcking a girl it was just a warning in his dream ,he woke up with one red eye and finger marks on his face..me i was only chyking one babe in school then sha and she made me sleep @ her place,then i was a high blazer i forgot to smoke my kush before passing out on her bed cos she no let me fvck..So i saw this very gigantic dreadlocks guy chasing me in my dream...i woke up from the sleep looked over at her n she was still fast asleep,i tied one for d road smoked d good sh!t and fell back sleeping again..the same dream again! only this time i had help from normal ppl like me putting on army camouflage we succeeded in chasing him and when i woke this girl was sitting n staring directly over me and her eyes were like cat eyes..i felt a little chill but hid it,i got up switched d lights on and tied another weed she protested i ignored her tied another and smoked till 6am before leaving her place...i heard those big cele bells weakens them too.

Bros this your lie can win an Oscar oooo, chei

hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about

Una don start

wiloy2k8:
Oga Nawa ... my mind dey tell me since say i go see 1 of my people dem for d list .

You no see af0nja for there abi TIJANI na cotonou name??