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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 12:53pm On Jul 15, 2022
See own goal grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:49am On Jul 15, 2022
GoddyOra:
All this hate in a dumb post? So in a XI of 3 or 4 attackers, one of the attackers outshines the others means say he tied them with rope to avoid scoring?
The most distasteful aspect of those takes is how they comfortably ignore the fact that United lost the Europa League final to Villarreal just the season before Ronaldo’s arrival.

That performance in the final was one of the most embarrassing performances I’ve ever seen from Manchester United.

Rashford, Bruno, Martial, etc. were all so poor, you’ll think they were facing Real Madrid.

At the beginning of the new season, when we played so poorly against Southampton and Wolves, saved by the extremely poor finishing of Wolves attackers, these “intellectuals” didn’t come here to say anything o.

It was clear from the beginning that United was going to implode, especially after their failure to get in a defensive midfielder and stick to McFred.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:36am On Jul 15, 2022
With Bruno & VDB & FDJ in midfield, Martinez can push forward occasionally to support FDJ while Maguire/Bailly stays back as the sweeper.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:34am On Jul 15, 2022
[quote author=TrebleChamp post=114740237]Bruno is in trouble ooh, Boss has confirmed VDB best position....
Video link below....

I mentioned earlier, it’s not Bruno vs VDB, it’s Bruno & VDB.

Quite surprised how everyone got into a Bruno vs VDB argument.

If anyone gets benched, it’ll likely be for Eriksen (who hasn’t come anyway), and we’ve got a lot of games to play, so minutes will go round well.

Likely going to be Bruno & Eriksen with a pivot, or Bruno & VDB, or Eriksen & VDB.

It’s obvious why ETH wants FDJ so badly, to eliminate McFred. But if FDJ won’t come, we simply have to look elsewhere. Over reliance on one player is dangerous for a coach and the team.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 7:33pm On Jul 13, 2022
Leyqute:
What if he buys the Frenkie and e come dey play like Fred?

May God help Man Yu
Na that one go actually end Ten Haag.

Trust nani the crusader.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 5:36pm On Jul 13, 2022
Oasis007:
Fabrizio Romano: Frenkie De Jong’s agents Ali Dursun and Hasan Cetinkaya have informed Barcelona that Frenkie has still no intention to leave - also that Frenkie and agents are not accepting any salary reduction, or talks related to that.

Man United are also informed - deal now stalling.
A whole Manchester United pandering to a player that has won nothing of note compared to the greats.

How the mighty have fallen.

Really hope Ten Haag doesn’t plan to be this rigid in his transfer target selection because there’s a really ugly side to it, of which a prime example is this one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 3:48pm On Jul 12, 2022
Ellexy:
Fred on Erik ten Hag: "It's really important for us to have a strong coach who has the last word alongside us. It gives us security and helps us a lot." [Mail]

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Why is everybody sending emails with no recipients? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 5:33pm On Jul 11, 2022
LostMyZeal:
Hmmm... I'm not sure Shaw would bench the guy sha.

See Ten Haag singing his praises omo grin

In his words .."Malacia is the modern right back"
Shaw tends to do a lot better when his position is under threat. But let’s see if Malacia can outdo him this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 12:51pm On Jul 11, 2022
metodman:
I'm disappointed ETH took that decision. It just seems like Mafridge was imposed on him internally. I would at least expect that nomination and voting would be done among the players to determine the captain....

Anyway, we move.
Maguire is English. Anything less would prep ETH for a rebellion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 12:47pm On Jul 11, 2022
Jodera:
I know that but some of Una fans no know this.

Someone's darling manager wanted to pair vdb and Bruno but didn't deem it wise enough to buy a good DM like Matic.

Darling manager!! grin
The failure to get a defensive midfielder last summer contributed to Olé’s fall.

Despite that, the club currently does not have a defensive midfielder whereas City has two solid options.

And reports showing that Fred, McTom, etc. are being “considered” for a DLP role just show that lessons haven’t been learnt.

So if a roll call is held for top EPL clubs to show their defensive midfielders, it’ll be like this:

• City - Rodri, Philips
• Pool - Fabinho
• Chelsea - Kante
• Spurs - Bissouma
• Leicester - Ndidi
• Man Utd - None (Currently managing McFred with high hopes on Garner)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 12:28pm On Jul 11, 2022
LostMyZeal:
Neves go definitely be an OKAY alternative abeg. I no even want the albino clown again. His attitude is just annoying.

It's been 2 freaking months now ffs angry
For some reason, some fans think getting FDJ will be the solution despite the fact that the boy clearly doesn’t want to come.

Players like him are destined to jump ship at the slightest challenge.

EPL is less than a month away, and our only signing is Malacia (who Shaw is very likely to bench).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:02am On Jul 11, 2022
Jodera:
Lemme ask you a question.
Cast your mind back to when Bruno was signed and then when Vdb was signed. Who do you think was under more pressure to perform.
You think Bruno entering into a team where Una dey score binary goals and was indeed lacking creativity wouldn't be a pressure on him to perform?
Lingard, perriera, Pogba were all counter attack merchants, why didn't they give the type of impact Bruno did? You guys seems to forget all these things sha

And as for Vdb, I agree he wasn't given minutes but was he signed to bench Bruno or signed to see if he'll break into the first team?
I feel it was the latter and while Ole might treat him unfairly given his minutes, what will you say about Rangnick and Lampard?

I no even see the hype around Vdb to be honest sha. Nobody is even saying he won't see more starts next season but the way you guys are hyping him as if he's one Kdb-wannabe, naim I no understand.

You've already ruled out Bruno and seemed certain that vdb will always see first shirt cos of ETH. August-Dec no too far again sha(esp Aug). Na here all of us dey
Honestly, VDB wasn’t signed to bench Bruno. They were supposed to work together with a solid pivot behind them.

Things got to this point simply because none of McFred could handle the pivot role singlehandedly. The only person that could handle it was Matic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:28pm On Jul 09, 2022
adebayo201:
Do you think these preseason matches would be for fitness purpose alone?
Ordinarily it shouldn’t. Ideally, other things like understanding the coach’s methods should be involved.

But what we see in reality differs so much from what our rational minds think it would be.

So preseason will not give us the glimpse we seek. We’ll know the glimpse by January 2023.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:23pm On Jul 09, 2022
ChristoBam:
� Despite #mufc reaching an outline agreement on a fee for Frenkie de Jong, and the combined efforts of Barcelona, the player’s agent and Erik ten Hag to persuade him to accept the transfer, he has repeatedly stated his intention to stay. [@DuncanCastles, @TimesSport]
Thought it was about Barca owing him salary before? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:20pm On Jul 09, 2022
Oasis007:
First preseason match is coming up on Tuesday against Liverpool I guess. We gonna see a Glimpse.
Ever since we beat Real Madrid in preseason and went on to play rubbish in the real season I’ve stopped taking preseason matches serious. It’s just for fitness.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:36am On Jul 09, 2022
Expert17:
Lol, just like saying LVG will bench Trent Arnold because of his risk taking. cheesy
First of all, my comment was not an attack on Bruno, because your reply certainly looks like “don’t touch my anointed”.

LVG’s style was too rigid, which is why we had very high possession ratings with a lot of it in our own half. Bruno simply won’t have tolerated that, and considering how strict LVG is, he would have put him on the bench.

Bruno has done well for United, but that doesn’t make him immune to the bench.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:40am On Jul 09, 2022
ChristoBam:
Pretty sure what Van Gaal needed was a player like Bruno in his team. These ones just want players that will go side to side each time with almost zero risks.
With Bruno’s risk-taking style, LVG would have benched him. 100% guaranteed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 5:46pm On Jul 08, 2022
afrodoc:
I suspect that there will be a couple of surprise beneficiaries of this ETH appointment. A couple of players whose days seemed numbered might bounce back like Tafa.
Players who have good ball control in the squad are the ones most likely to benefit from ETH.

E.g. Sancho, VDB.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:34pm On Jul 07, 2022
ChristoBam:
Levitt sold for 300k angry grin

So many mad people in this club.
This one na bend down select price
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:56am On Jul 07, 2022
eph12:
I mean we can just forget about Ronaldo and focus on the club. How can a serious club be going into the season with a main striker that will be 38 years old before the season is over? And I'm told it was because Ronaldo is here that we didn't buy a new striker since 2 months ago. The jokes really do write themselves
Can’t help but applaud how United controls their media. They’ve successfully diverted attention to Ronaldo while still edging closer to deals.

Hope Ten Haag miraculously does well sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC:
hatakekakashi:
Ok, since he's the only player to have won 5 balon d'ors, he's now bigger than Man u as a club. He can now choose when to show up for training and when not to.
Is that what you deduced from my response? Lmao

Look, all fingers are not equal. Ronaldo has a standard of success and that standard is simply not being met by Man United. Let that player not named Ronaldo set his own standard of success first.

Look at the situation from Ronaldo’s perspective.

• United plans to use a 38yr old throughout next season as their striker.
• United does not have one defensive midfielder in the senior team.
• United has not replaced any player that left.
• United has gone from a Champions League club to Europa League regular patronizers.
• United used to play around 1st or 2nd position regularly, at worse, 3rd. Now, coming 4th is acceptable BeCauSe tHey aRe reBuIlding.
• One of UCL, EPL, and FA Cup used to be considered the minimum standard, now just any cup will do, no matter how small or flat it is.

With the way last season ended, one would think that United will go about their business vigorously this summer, but here we are.

When you’re obsessed with success, there are things you simply will not permit.

N.B. EPL is less than a month away.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:43am On Jul 07, 2022
hatakekakashi:
Imagine a player not named Ronaldo saying he wants to leave the club few days to the time he was supposed to resume for preseason. Then refuses to join the squad, citing family issues but still went on training somewhere else.

If he ends up not leaving, how will he fit into the team when he's busy missing crucial parts of preseasonhuh Or Maybe he thinks the playing style of the team is still ' go out and express yourself '
The player not named Ronaldo should win 5 Balon D’Ors first before doing what Ronaldo is doing.

Btw, he’s approaching 38, don’t expect Ten Haag to feature him in a lot of games.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:24am On Jul 06, 2022
DeadPresidents:
I still feel Fred has some chance of playing Ten Haag footy. There is Brazilianness in that body somewhere that comes up for a few minutes in the sunshine.

McTominay stares at, treats, and feels the ball like a strange life-sucking orb. Man is legit scared of it like Superman is scared of Krypton.
Talked about McTom’s challenge with the ball about two to three years ago on this platform.

His issue is a fundamental one and has very slim chances of changing. Tall players usually have a problem with ball retention compared to those closer to the ground. Fred has hope.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 9:20am On Jul 06, 2022
Oasis007:
"Paulo Dybala's agents are discussing with Manchester United", per the reliable Di Marzio.

Dybala to Utd, YES or NO?
Why not just turn the club into a dumping site? grin

Attracting only players that don’t won’t want us if not for the big weekly wage they stand to get.

Football gold diggers.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2022
Englishisamust:
Omo tyrell malacia na fire. That guy they ball abegii!!
Lmao watch Shawberto Carlos keep him on the bench this season then regress when his position in the team is guaranteed.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 11:55am On Jul 04, 2022
Oasis007:
Liverpool don do the business, close shop. Man City don almost done with business. Spurs and Gunners ain't doing bad...... Oops! CR7 is wrong to leave a directionless Club.

He made a terrible mistake for joining us, instead of Man City. He would have added another EPL Trophy to his Cabinet and possibly UCL too.
The Kalvin Philips that was everyone’s first choice here has gone to Man City.

He’s joining Rodri, who has proven to be among the best defensive midfielders around.

While City has two solid options for the same defensive midfield position in the senior team, Manchester United does not have one.

The Bissouma that was second choice has gone to Spurs.

Let them keep begging FDJ who is already showing traits of an unserious player. His behavior in this transfer issue is giving Di Maria vibes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:46am On Jul 03, 2022
The issue here is that this isn’t an anomaly. This is exactly how United goes about her transfers regardless of who the coach is.

Our rivals who performed way better than us, and have done so for the past 5 years, are going about their transfers ruggedly while De Jong keeps “edging closer” since May.

United has lost its pull. That’s a fact.

All the talk about having a new team together before preseason is turning out to be hogwash, yet again.

If our team was as strong and well-rounded as City there’ll be no outrage on the lack of transfer activity, but we simply aren’t.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:37am On Jul 03, 2022
Ellexy:
Ronaldo had 2 months to let the club know he won't be continuing but kept quiet only to come out few days before pre-season to say this undecided
It’s few days to pre-season, has United signed anyone?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 10:51pm On Jul 02, 2022
TrebleChamp:
Sadly Ten Hag seem to rate McTom highly, doesn't look like we will see the back of him anytime soon..
Let him rate whoever he wants to rate. If things don’t work out, we know who’ll get the sack letter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC:
TrebleChamp:
Utdreport:
Cristiano Ronaldo does not believe #mufc can win the Premier League next season. He is dismayed that the club have not yet made a signing #mulive [@FabrizioRomano]
The team that bulldozed their way to the Premier League has already signed two top players to strengthen an already strong squad.

While Man United parades McFred as their defensive midfielders and endlessly toasting De Jong who is actually a very wild card, Man City has Rodri and is set to add Kalvin Philips.

While City has brought in Haaland and gotten rid of Jesus who simply wasn’t up to the task, United has Martial coming back from a failed loan spell to continue earning £250k/wk, money that Harry Kane and Sadio Mane couldn’t earn in EPL.

Foden is at the top of his game, but United has Greenwood struggling to not get sent to jail.

City is unapologetically plugging the loopholes, despite winning the league, while United is rubbing McTominay and Maguire’s back.

City were nothing when Ronaldo left United in 2009. Now their team, from U-16 to Senior Squad is dominating England.

Honestly, a player of Ronaldo’s caliber should have absolutely nothing to do with current Man United if it were not for blind loyalty to Alex Ferguson.

Because of them, Mr. Champions League will be playing in the Europa League for the first time in his 20yr old footballing career if he decides to stay, a 5-time Balon D’Or winner.

On two occasions last season, Ronaldo scored a hat trick to keep United in front after Maguire and Co could not do their job at the back consecutively. Both matches ended 3-2, with United scoring first.

De Gea swallowed 56 goals last season. 56! Lord have mercy.

That quote about keeping the right company or risk failure is 100% true.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TeslaFC: 1:16pm On Jun 25, 2022
DeadPresidents:
The situation is interesting.

Barca knows United is desperate for De Jong and will not budge.

United are digging their heels in because they know Barca is broke and need the De Jong money to complete the Lewandowski/Bernardo Silva deals.

Who will blink first? This is the most obvious deal in history as each party has a hand on the other's throat.
United has the advantage in this case, they just seem to not know how to use it. Not surprised though, considering how they’ve done deals in the past.

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