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joviegghead:
Sergio Ramos, Marcelo and Lucas Vazquez all concede penalties for Real Madrid against Valencia

The only defender who did not was Raphael Varane, who instead scored an own goal.



This tweet made me laugh hard. I didn't know that was how the match went o

Varane was not to be outdone.

Fati is out a long time.
Don't trust Coutinho and Dembele with injuries.
Messi needs to start resting.

Which one we dey na?

FirstbornWds:
Lol. Our guy is aggressively frustrated.. The thing con day choke him sense

Leave him let him be y'alling upandan.

UNCL3:
Swears bro

Fresh air, lol

I went to check up on some of em in Madrid thread, that might be contemplating suicide...

and guess what, I almost needed a boat to leave there... the tears generated flood.. Lol.

SonOfAfonja:
Now this is goddamn funny, I got an inkling of the situation from your post and went there with my yacht, but the tidal wave of their tears almost sank it....

It is enough! It's enough!!; now both of you "off your mics, off your mics"

joviegghead:
Those guyz have problems.
They struggle in matches. Domestic and Europe.
How they beat barca is what I don't understand.

I have a strong feeling they'll end up in Europa this season and will struggle to qualify for UCL next season

I must have said it like a million times,

Lenglet solely killed us in that El Clasico, tugging on Ramos' jersey.
It was completely unnecessary as Ramos was never gonna get to the ball.

With the score at 1-1, it could still have been our game.

GrammarNazi1:
You mean the one Madridiots think is better than the GOAT?

Yes

On nights like this closed goals, open goals don't matter.

Am sure that Melvyn would agree...

Zeemuthafuka:
K

I understand the "k"

You are indeed short of words.

Zeemuthafuka:
If you got the reference, you....nvm

Modified!!!

Bant is actually funny to everyone else.


But Ain't a damn thing funny to YOU..

You are in sifia pains; these laughing emojis won't hide that.

Zeemuthafuka:
wtf this is the funniest bant here

Ain't a damn thing funny.

You are in sifia pains; these laughing emojis won't hide that.

Such are the scenes whenever VAR decides to turn its back on VARdrid.

UNCL3:
Lol

that dude no gree us hear word with open play goals lol


I love the flood of tears on this thread �

3 goals from "CLOSED" play could have saved the night for VARdrid.

biomustry:
Where's Melvyn11?
He should come and help us count open play goals scored today

Biomuaty, pls with the aid of the Pythagoras theorem, calculate for us how many goals from open play would be scored by week 34.

Baddestguyp:
Madrid oh

Wait a minute; is Big Benz not playing?

biomustry:
Very sick Thang

Very Very sick

Zeemuthafuka:
Varane and own goals lately... Na wa o

GrammarNazi1:
Griezmann "had three clear chances early in the first half that he missed, two of them fired past the post and another hitting the woodwork."

We need to sell Griezmann. He is not old, but he is useless. Old men should be sold whether they are good or not. Young players must be sold too if they are as useless as Griezmann.

You dey vex seriously.

Griezman can't just wake up useless overnight na.
He was very good with Athletico and for France.
Something is just not right with him.

The difference between Griezman of the first few games and Griezman of yesterday is that yesterday I actually saw him hold the ball, drive in and take those shots; though he kept on missing.

Griezman of the other games before yesterday had chances delivered to him on a platter and he kept on missing the sitters.

I wasn't really angry at his misses yesterday because he worked the ball in by himself but for his other misses before yesterday I was absolutely livid.


I am beginning to agree that Messi and Griezman can't play together.

I wouldn't advocate for him to be sold though.

The squad is lean; Fati might be out for a long time, Coutinho and Dembele are still not to be trusted with their injuries.

He should be on the bench and be just a squad player not a starter.

temi1290:
Na Alba go get am before na, Messi didn't have contact with the ball but his involvement made the goal,two defenders plus goalkeeper follow am jalo.Similar to Messi's two goals against Tottenham two years ago,the first one was even sweet, Alba crossed, Coutinho dummied, Suarez dummied before Messi calmly placed it to the bottom left corner

lol

I know na...

I can't do this? Favourite hymn?

They just so many i'd need a pen and a pad and 24 hours to get my favourite.

losprince:
Well, technically the ball moved from Alba to Griezmann without touching Lionel, still, that was clearly a Messi set up.

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I know all that technicality

But I don care what anybody says;

That was a Messi assist

temi1290:
If I was a footballer,that would be the last thing that will come to my mind at that moment,I simply wasn't expecting a dummy

losprince:
That dummy run from Messi was art, the GOAT coloured football with that manoeuvre. If Michaelangelo painted football, he would paint that.

I checked and I saw that the assist for that goal was credited to Alba.

That was a Messi assist FFS.

There are people in this country who have nothing else to do all year.other than sit and wait for Buharis's speech or comment to criticize it.

They are the wailers/lazy youths and children.

Sommyroy10:
Is he undergoing surgery?

joviegghead:
Is he gonna do surgery?!

if he isn't, then 4-8 weeks

Likely.

According to Marca.

joviegghead:
LATEST NEWS


Tests carried out this afternoon have shown that Ansu Fati has an internal meniscus tear in his left knee. The treatment to be followed will be determined in the coming days.


I lost my apettite when I saw this.

3 to 5 MONTHS out.

And we have Coutinho and Dembele injury prone as well.

humilitypays:
We didn't go to Lekki Toll gate - Nigerian [s]Army


We went to Lekki toll gate but didn't fire any arm - Nigerian Army


No we remembered just now, we went to Lekki toll gate to fire some blank bullets into the air to celebrate New yam festival with protesters, and we even gave them food and water - Nigerian army!



Oh no, we remembered something again, we went to Lekki toll gate and the protesters were happy to see us because they love the army so much, they started hailing us, we then fired blank bullets into the air and they started throwing us stones, sticks and bottles, so we just entered our military vans in peace and went back to our barracks - Nigerian Army



No army went to Lekki toll gate, it was hoodlums in army uniform that shot and killed people at Lekki toll gate - Nigeria's Attorney General Mallami


Army shot and killed only 2 protesters, just 2, and I visited the injured ones at the hospital, only 2 died - Gov. Sanwo-Olu


Oh sorry, I remembered now, army only killed 4 protesters, and you cannot call it massacre because its only 4 people they shot, had it been they were up to 50, we can call it massacre, it was just a shooting of 4 - Gov. Sanwo-Olu


Nothing happened at Lekki toll gate at all. It was IPOB Nnamdi Kanu that hate Tinubu and Yoruba land that told IPOB to go and burn Tinubu's properties and our Oba's palace. If they claim army shot anybody, let them show us the corpse of the protesters the army killed that night, its all propaganda to stop Tinubu from winning 2023 Presidential election which he has already been selected, IPOB and Igbos are wasting time, we must chase them out of Yoruba land - Nairaland Tinubu [/s]Miscreants

Dry!

Tell us the names of those that were massacred.

GEEBITE:
Oh yeah,the military came to the protest ground with tons of ice cold bottie water. That is really commendable..

Why are you grasping at straws?

What would be so alarming if the millitary went for operations with drinking water in their trucks?

Minjim:
Because the Army said so ?

No

Because the basic proof has not been provided for 20 days now.

Names and families?

Or are they ghosts that were massacred?

SmartyPants:
But they both stayed that the peaceful protest was infiltrated by hoodlums.

Didn't you see that? Do you think it's fair to ignore that just to build a narrative?

Besides the man said the crowd was unruly but he saw a group of peaceful protesters sitting in the ground and he spoke to them and offered them water.

There needs to be an autopsy to find out whether those 2 dead ones died of bullet wounds.
And thw injured; where they shot?

From there they can determine whether the army shot or not.

But it is obvious that there was nothing like massacre.

They keep on saying the army lied.

The stories don't add up.

The army claimed there was no shooting.

The army claimed they were not there.


It is obvious that not more than 2 or 3 people died at Lekki.

Surely every life matters, just like the people that died at other parts of Lagos, the people that died at Oyigbo in Rivers, the police and army that died..

But I see people who are very desperate for that word "massacre" to remain in the news.

That is the reason why they desperately desire this Lekki incident to remain a special one amongst the numerous incidents that occurred thoughout the period of the protests.

There was a massacre, there was a massacre; Who are the people that were massacred? What are their names? Where are their friends and family?
This Is the simplest mistery to solve.

Sure the military has been inconsistent with their accounts of events; but it's obvious they are trying to save face for their professional misconduct and being responsible for the 2 deaths in whatever way.

There should be a a holistic and comprehensive inquest into the violence that greeted the end SARS protests across the country;
And all those found culpable should be punished; From the protesters to the thugs to the millitary.

Every life matters but Lekki incident is not special in anyway.

There was no massacre!

Ikennablue:
oh.. I just remember he is injured

Right

Ikennablue:
what about Coutinho?

Is he back?

Righteousness89:
I had the Privilege to go through some Comments on the topic about Trump losing and I was Laughing !

I was Laughing because I See so Much innocent young minds who do not know neither do they understand the times and Seasons..


The Bible says " My People Perish For lack of Knowledge "

If you, Commenting this and that, Knew and Understood the times, you will Declare 21 days Dry Fasting and Prayers for Trump to returned as President!!

O My GOD Have Mercy on the People!!
O GOD Have Mercy!!

I say this again! The Trump Presidency is a Mercy Period For the USA and the World at Large!
Trump should be a Prayer Point For Everyone because his Presidency is Delaying certain Things from Hitting this Earth..

I Pray your Eyes be opened..

For the Believers ( both the Wise and the Foolish), these days I see so Many Foolish Believers! Sit up! Buckle up! Oil your Lamps!
Be Ready! Live Ready!!

In Desmond Eliots voice; you see so many children...