₦airaland Forum

postdigger:
When is the match nigerian time?

sevilla?

7.45PM.

Nihilstjnr:
After this the judge had to order the arrest of tesppidd and vivalabyke for contempt of court due to their uncontrollable sobbing and wailing.

obiorathesubtle and jonsnow92 felt there was a miscarriage of justice, and became lesbian, vegan and eco-friendly social justice warriors spawning a variety of hashtags like #dwarflifematters and #mejetstoo

Homesteady just stayed at home, steady consuming the news second-hand from his neighbour who read the story on comple sport at the bus stop. Of course homesteady's neighbour is an illiterate, and so now homesteady thinks that Messi is being hunted by paratroopers sent by a long-deceased General Franco

Dmcdad had nothing to say because he's still in a Catalonian Jail, after travelling as an illegal immigrant through Libya to Spain, just so he could participate the Catalonian independence movement. Sadly he was arrested on his first night in Spain because the local cops mistook him for a prostitute.

Upon appeal at a court of higher jurisdiction the verdict was overturned and the incompetent judge slammed for gross miscarriage of justice.

Subsequently nihilistjnr and all other parties to the suit were fined to the tune of 100 cowries and 20 denaries for misrepresentation of facts and bringing the beautiful sport of football to disrepute.

Case closed!!!

Wailing Wailers are very funny.

They have already concluded that the 6 names given by Lai Muhammed are all the names APC has.

JasonScolari:
The protesters were restrained by stern looking security personnel who surrounded the premises as the president was driven into the mosque...







The bastard was lucky this time, trust me, there will be no next time to test how lucky you would get.





Kindly ignore the dumb zombie below me.

This is exactly how they yap,
from the comfort of their living rooms.

Frankly a lot of bad things happen in Port Harcourt.
There are 36 states and the FCT.

At least 20% of unpalatable things reported on nairaland happen in rivers state.

Josnac:
A party that has not kept even a single campaign promise for 3 years.

A party of convenience for those who have no clear cut vision or program for Nigeria.

A party of rogues masquerading as agents of change.

A party whose manifesto is built on lies, deceit, confusion and propaganda.

All In all, Nigerians have seen APC for what they truly are...our desperation for change and accountability landed us here, but its never too late for a change.

#Back2Daura
#Wiserfor2019

you are a pathetic liar.

Isomerizm:
The 'unwilling' there is chagrining TBH. I pointed it out earlier this week, someone however said, it would cripple our wage structure.

Even, be that as it may, they should reason with him politely, with MOU that his wage would rise into his dreams, and not form stronghead. It's the 'unwilling' I absolutely gat bad blood for.

If it so happens the club loses Umtiti in the summer, but retains faeces like Gomez, Paulinho, Vidal, then...

No cause for alarm.
Umtiti will be kept and appeased.

Kendzyma:
of course u can't see sense in it,when u bring up messi's stat u expect people to agree with it wholeheartedly,but when we bring up that of ronaldo,u switch off ur reasoning ability..is there any lie in all that's written up there?...u can also chose to switch off ur reasoning ability as usual.

1.Individual Trophies: For Messi,
5 ballon dors, 5 la liga player of the season, 1 copa america MVP, 1 FIFA world cup MVP, 2 UEFA player of the year, 2 FIFA club world cup golden balls, 3 la liga golden shoes, 3 european golden shoes.
I have not finished thinking and counting and I already have 22 individual trophies. You gave Messi 13. What a stinking liar!

2.The same old story about playing for another club has remained stale, silly and ridiculous as ever.

3.Playing in a world cup final and winning the MVP golden ball, winning the olympic gold and the u20 world cup are still better performances from messi than a common euros which eder delivered for portugal.

4.Why count the goals for real madrid only? It has been displayed on this thread endlessly that ronaldo has about 20 more career goals than messi despite playing a whooping 150 games more. This fact voteos everything in this point, like Muhammadu Buhari.

5.Again claiming that winning the champions league at 2 different clubs makes the medal a superior one is another insanely stupiid point.

6.Champions league goals and assists divided by the number of games played by both players gives you a perfect answer to the better performe in the champions league. It's clear as crystal.

7.Weak foot, right foot, and headers talk remains an opportunistic argument. A little left foot formed in rosario has delivered more than all of them combined.

8.Number of records- 146 to 110. You need to give us a detailed count and account. Not figures from your imagination.

9.Ronaldo has more goals from outside the box??
That's the biggest lie ever. Even a retarrd would slap you for this.

10.Penalties! The very precious penalties. He even hustled for one in his latest game against the Netherlands. No contest on this one. I give him that honour. He's the real Penaldo.


Everything in your write up like I said is nothing but a spell of comic relief.

3Ceagle:
There is nothing to prove, PDP have accepted they looted when in power, but some of the looters are now in APC, so why is their names not included in the fg list? He who comes to equity must come with a clean hand.

When was this?

PDP claim they never looted a single cent.

Lol

Here's PDP playing to the gallery.
They dared the federal government to release names of the PDP looters which they obliged.

Now instead of proving them wrong they are coming out with their own list.

Nigeria is in trouble.

Kendzyma:
*C. Ronaldo vs Messi in court*

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden ball?

Ronaldo: Yes, 5 times.
Messi: Yes, 5 times as well.

Judge: Have any of you won the Golden Boot?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times.
Messi: Same here.

Judge: How many individual trophies have you each won?

Ronaldo: 16.
Messi: 13.

Judge: Have any of you played for another club’s first team besides your current one?

Ronaldo: Yes! Sporting CP in Portugal first division and Manchester United in BPL.

Messi: No. Only Barcelona.

Judge: Have any of you won a title with your national team?

Ronaldo: Yes! We won Portugal’s first ever European Championship.

Messi: No.

Judge: How many goals have each of you scored for your respective teams?

Ronaldo: Should I count the goals I’ve scored for Man United and Sporting?

Judge: No. Only for Real Madrid.

Ronaldo: 427 goals in 421 appearances or 9 seasons.

Messi: 534 goals in 617 appearances or 14 seasons.

Judge: Who has scored more hat-tricks in La Liga?

Ronaldo: Me. 35 in La Liga.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I’ve scored 28.

Judge: Which is the most prestigious competition in club football?

Ronaldo: Champions League.

Messi: Champions League.

Judge: Have any of you won Champions League?

Ronaldo: Yes, 4 times in total with 2 different teams. Once with Man United and 3 times with Madrid.

Messi: Yes, 4 times as well with Barcelona only.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in the CL between the two of you?

Ronaldo: I’ve scored 114 goals in the CL.

Messi: I’ve scored 97.

Judge: Who has more assists between the two of you in the CL?

Ronaldo: I have 38.

Messi: Ronaldo has. I have 26.

Judge: Who has scored more goals in total in the CL finals?

Ronaldo: Me.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Which one of you have scored more free kicks?

Ronaldo: I have.

Messi: Ronaldo has.

Judge: Most goals with weak foot?

Ronaldo: Me, I think.

Messi: (Nods in agreement).

Judge: Most goals from outside of the box?

Ronaldo: Me.. again.

Messi: Ronaldo.

Judge: Who has scored more headers?

Ronaldo: Is that a serious question?

Messi: ...

Judge: Who has a better penalty conversion rate?

Ronaldo: I think I do. I’ve scored 82% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Messi: I’ve scored 77% of the penalties I’ve taken.

Judge: Which one of you have scored the most goals in total during your career?

Ronaldo: I think I have. 628 goals.

Messi: I’ve scored 595.

Judge: How many football records do each of you hold in total for both club and country?

Ronaldo: 146

Messi: 110

Judge: Well, after analyzing all of the facts that have been presented to me. I can only draw one conclusion when it comes to comparing you both as football players. That conclusion is that Ronaldo is the better player in almost every category. When it comes to goal scoring and accolades for both club and country, Ronaldo comes out on top. Messi, you are without a doubt Barcelona’s best player of all time. But certainly not the world’s best ever. That is clearly Ronaldo at the moment.

Messi: But I am younger than Ronaldo and haven’t played as many matches as him.

Judge: I understand that, but until you surpass his goal scoring records and win as many trophies both individually and collectively as he has, then Ronaldo will, according to the statistics, be considered as the best football player of all time. Until then, keep pushing on and you just might be able to achieve just as much as �Ronaldo�! ���

NB: This was b4 messi had 100 CPL Goals.

honestly am just trying very hard to decipher if this is someone trying to make sense or someone just trying to have a sense of humour.

7 matches in 3 weeks!

It gonna be a very hectic first 3 weeks in april.

Lol,

Fani Kayode was the guy saddled with the task of retaining Jonathan in power.
He was made the Director General of the Jonathan re- election bid and millions of naira were disbursed to him.

He did not do his job, instead he was broadcasting,

- how Buhari is sick and will die
- how Lai Mohammmed wears pampers.
- how Rotimi Amaechi wore only one shirt before he became governor.

Fani Kayode is a failure.
The only thing that triggers his loyalty is cocaine and jollof rice.

Adekdammy:
It is well, like I pointed out earlier, the party that will displace them I don't 't know but they won't go beyond 2019, the will of God be done

No problem if APC doesn't go beyond 2019.

But the God that I serve I trust will never never let PDP back to power.

Adekdammy:
It is well, like I pointed out earlier, the party that will displace them I don't 't know but they won't go beyond 2019, the will of God be done

No problem if APC doesn't go beyond 2019.

But the God that I serve I trust will never never let PDP back to power.

Adekdammy:
Are you God to know that or He told you that Himself?

God doesn't have to meet a Christian personally to know his workings.

The God that I serve I know would never want PDP back.

He would rather we tried KOWA or maybe a new party.

Adekdammy:
Stop talking like God because you are not God. Apc will lose the next election, though I don't know the party that will displace them.

Our eyes are opened and even several of your loyalists can now see that Buhari plus apc is a scam.

Just try and do all you can to win lagos because your Ambode is fast losing it because of his anti masses policies.

Do a quick survey and it will be clear to you that southwest is hating apc and Southwest could be the determinant.

Trust me, even God doesn't want PDP to come back.

God would rather have KOWA or SDP.

Ipob yoots/Fani kayode/Nyesom Wike/Fayose/Wailing wailers have one thing in common.

They are crying right now.

Wailers will die tonight.

The cordial relationship between Baba and Asiwaju is paining people so much.

Lol

PDP apologizing is like a cheating man who is not sorry for cheating but being sorry for getting caught.

PDP, NEVER AGAIN!

Lol

Even those ranting here and insulting Kayode would see the killer herdsmen and get into their Hussein Bolts mode.

They are what I call internet Bruce Lees.

.

Congratulations Asiwaju,
Do not worry Bubu, the President and Commander in Chief of the Federal Republic is on his way.

Wailers have prayed, fasted and kept vigil to hear that you have fallen out with Baba and severing ties with the APC.

But your relationship with Baba keeps on waxing.

Together with Ganduje, Ambrose and Osinbajo, Kano and Lagos are already in the bag.

Let 'em insult on nairaland.
Let 'em win the 'likes' they so cherish on nairaland.

PDP as a political party must never be allowed to return to Aso Rock.
We cannot be hoodwinked by their apolitical apologies.

I know that Nigerians have got a tortoise mentality.
The false and ridiculous claim is that 3 years under Buhari is worse than 16 of looting, and impunity.

A lie form from the pit of hell.

APC till 2055.
Baba till 2023.

bedspread:
[/s][s]NULLIFIED

WAILayed!

Wailers won't like this.

They have spent sleepless nights simulating a conflict between Buhari and Asiwaju.

But they keep waxing stronger.

Lagos had a little bit of Abuja power in 2015.


But in 2019, Lagos and Kano votes will neutralize 50% of all PDP votes.

Let them keep cursing on the internet.
Let them do all the mocking on the internet.
Let them win all the likes on the internet.
Let them win all the opinion polls on the internet.


Buhari till 2023.
APC till 2055.

Only in your wildest imagination would you liken APC to pot and PDP to kettle.

In this context, PDP is not just pot because people might confuse it with pot on gas cooker.

PDP is pot on firewood and charcoal.


Anyway Bubu is doing his thing,

Baba till 2023.
PDP cannot confuse us with all this drama and words.

PDP can return 2055.

phaamsaam:
How many times has he played against Brazil at the copa and world cup... Use your upper... Now we are trying to define it ain't competitive, we are talking about a clasico fixture Brazil vs argentina, the rivalry is top notch and he got a hattrick in the last game against them I think

stupidity never hurts, as long as nairaland remains a faceless forum.

The greatest mistake is giving the black man especially the Nigerian man access to the internet.

A country where 70 percent have not eaten all day get 10 mb to constitute nuisance all over cyberspace.

Peddling rumours and lies, and then defending them all day!

phaamsaam:
Madrid derby:

•If Atelti wins, Real will be 4th. If Real wins, Atelti will be 14 POINTS behind us
•If Real Madrid score, MATS will win the zamora for the 1st time
•if Isco scores 1,000,000 goals he still won't be > Iniesta

The stats are on our side cules!

The title is done and dusted.

I only want madrid to be 5th.

olapink:
well said man. same thing he did in ekiti state, when the then house of assembly members were waiting for presidential order of full security details to storm ekiti and impeach fayose who block all entry rd into ekiti with motor park boys. buhari was forming Mr nice man. now see how fayose is taking him to d cleaners...

Yes yes yes I remember that now

Bubu was forming mr integrity for the ekiti situation too.

He has definitely learnt the hard way.