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Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Machete 10-Year-Old Girl, Throw Her In Well With Her 2 Brothers by tesppidd: 11:11am On Apr 04, 2018

Iamkuttie:
Gush.

Govt should do something about this killers na.

Meanwhile...

*At Barca's Dressing Room*

Suarez: Man, Y'll see what Ronaldo did yestday?

Iniesta: That guy is a super human.

Dembele: How i wishe i can play with him!

Alba: Yes my brother, itz much better to play with him than against him, Pique will tell you more.

Pique: *eye him and hissed*

*Messi entered*

Rakitic: hey Messi, you saw that bicycle kick from Ronaldo yestday...??

Messi: Yeah i saw it, whats so special about it?

Coutinho: Hian, Messi...
For once forget the rivalry and appreciate whats good.

Messi: You guys should just stop the hype.
If you guys wan't me to score such goal times two, i will do that!!

All: Yeah, we want you.
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*Few minutes Later...*

Messi: ...

you're too old for this.

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Sports › Re: Pics: Courtney Dike & Francisca Ordega On The Way To France 4 Super Falcons Game by tesppidd: 7:25am On Apr 04, 2018

Neimar:
francisca my crush

Guy you dey craze o,

grin

See babe like Cortney Dike for your front you dey talk another thing.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:50pm On Apr 03, 2018

liveLongNprospa:
You cannot even say this with your chest!!!

Man you irritate me

ahn ahn

See this one o

You and Marcelo dey quarrel?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:42pm On Apr 03, 2018

Marcelo is real madrid's best player.

He has been the guy behind the scenes for the past decade.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Juventus Vs Real Madrid : UCL (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2018 by tesppidd: 8:09pm On Apr 03, 2018

Gullah:
Higuain almost scored for juve

Eediot Higuain is always an 'almost' man.

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Politics › Re: Meeting Between Buhari, APC Governors Ends In Deadlock by tesppidd: 7:36pm On Apr 03, 2018

junkiesneverdie:
On his way out, one of the governors said “Some people think they are tall but they can never control us. Never!”

lol

governance has turned into pepper soup joint gist.

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Politics › Re: Meeting Between Buhari, APC Governors Ends In Deadlock by tesppidd: 7:34pm On Apr 03, 2018

Hmn
They refused to speak to the media

That means deadlock huh

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:08pm On Apr 03, 2018

Just like PSG before them,

A suicidal line up from Juve.

Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Reacts To Obasanjo’s Latest Attack On Buhari by tesppidd: 11:51am On Apr 03, 2018

Yes Boko Haram do have friends in high places.
They have always had.

Even GEJ told us they were in government with him.

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Politics › Re: Godknows Igali Reacts To Inclusion Of Name In Looters’ List by tesppidd: 3:21pm On Apr 02, 2018

Lol,

He should stop speaking grammar and follow Uchenna's lead and sue Lai Mohammmed.

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Politics › Re: See The Total Monies Allegedly Looted By 30 Nigerians,in 1st & 2nd Batch Lists by tesppidd: 2:41pm On Apr 02, 2018

traeces:
Clearly, our frameworks for fighting corruption are a façade. How can people who stole our monies over a decade ago be enjoying their loot with no repercausions whatsoever a decade later then a self acclaimed anti corruption government comes to gives us their names?

To what end exactly? Is it in my place to retrieve the loot, prosecute and jail them?

Buhari do us all a favor, resign and go to Daura!

If Buhari decides to do the needful and lock them all away you will shout decree 44 and dictator.

Buhari's duty is to prosecute.
It is left for the judiciary to jail them.

We should now be crying to the judiciary not Buhari.
Remove all of the technicalities and injunctions, 70 percent of these looters will be in jail already.

Politics › Re: See The Total Monies Allegedly Looted By 30 Nigerians,in 1st & 2nd Batch Lists by tesppidd: 2:36pm On Apr 02, 2018

Lol

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:54am On Apr 02, 2018

branham890:
very true!!
cause they pocketed 1m from real Madrid LA liga win

now they would have to choke on that $1M.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 7:52am On Apr 02, 2018

If Man City best Man United next saturday,

They officially win the league and celebrate at Old Trafford.

Politics › Re: FG Releases Second List Of Looters Under Jonathan And Amount Looted by tesppidd: 8:28pm On Apr 01, 2018

[quote author=sekundosekundo post=66348965][/quote]Construct a simple sentence to defend your position.

Memes are for intellectually deficient individuals.

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Politics › Re: FG Releases Second List Of Looters Under Jonathan And Amount Looted by tesppidd: 8:27pm On Apr 01, 2018

Angelparadise:
How long will it take this administration to convict those alleged looters including members of APC that stole when they were PDP members .

They have resources to employ 100 SANs.

So jailing them isn't Muhammadu Buhari's problem.

His problem is to prosecute them.

He has been doing that.

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Politics › Re: FG Releases Second List Of Looters Under Jonathan And Amount Looted by tesppidd: 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2018

Lol

I just like Lai

He don't give a flying fuuuck

Keep on releasing the names

You can't eat our yams and continue to grandstand.

Useless PDP

We are waiting for their Oga Uchenna to sue tomorrow.

Eediots.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 8:16pm On Apr 01, 2018

idreezbaba:
you are too evil. lol.. honestly I feel sorry for Malaga.. they are a very good team and don't deserve the position they are currently ,they made it champions league quarter final 2012 season.. they started the season so badly like crystal palace.. but crystal palace bounced back.. If they relegate it's going to be a big blow for the club.. they will suffer before getting into santander again

Let them suffer.

Watch the clips of Real madrid versus Malaga.
Match day 38 of last season.

Malaga defenders were practically ducking shots for madrid attackers to score.

And then there was something their coach said before the last match against madrid:

Something like;

'Those scums from catalonia will never win the league.'

May they drop and never return!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 6:21pm On Apr 01, 2018

Every time I look at the spanish la liga table and see malaga rooted to the bottom I feel very good.

From gifting real married the title last season to getting relegated this season.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 10:09pm On Mar 31, 2018

mcdreeezy:
Just look at this one

His moaning reminds me of an Arsenal fan I know. The man can have heart attack while watching Arsenal

lol

Usb na correct guy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:50pm On Mar 31, 2018

So I got angry,
Switched off my TV,

Checked online at minute 90,

And the headline read;

Barca preserve unbeaten run,

Thought my phone was acting up!

Switch the TV back on,

Watched the game till fade, grinning from ear to ear.

grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:45pm On Mar 31, 2018

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:04pm On Mar 31, 2018

usbcable:
Walahi

I sabi ball pass this Muriel

you don turn active abi?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:03pm On Mar 31, 2018

TalabiAudu:
Unbeaten fc
Best defence fc
We are winning the treble fc

Una mumu never do

May we know you?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 9:02pm On Mar 31, 2018

The streak is over.

Politics › Re: 2019: Crowd Of Youths March For Ambode’s Re-Election (Photo) by tesppidd: 8:58pm On Mar 31, 2018

And by extension, Muhammadu Buhari.

Nice one.

I really can't wait till the day the 2019 presidential election result is announced.
Then these foools cursing and slandering Buhari on the net would realize it was all in vain after all.

Their gnashing and wailing would be too much fun.

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Politics › Re: Uche Secondus Gives Lai Mohammad 48 Hours To Retract Statement Or Face Lawsuit by tesppidd: 8:21pm On Mar 31, 2018

Lol
Why is he giving 48 hours?

Uchenna go ahead and sue let's see.

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Politics › Re: Alleged Looting: Secondus Demands N1.5 Billion As Damages From Lai Mohammed by tesppidd: 7:50pm On Mar 31, 2018

Politicians loot and employ lawyers to defend them.

Nigeria will be better in 2200.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 6:56pm On Mar 31, 2018

Messi on the bench.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 6:55pm On Mar 31, 2018

obainojazz:
Someone please call 911, barkabots have just been shot down...the bullets is in their hearts and piercing through their soul.

indeed!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by tesppidd: 4:58pm On Mar 31, 2018

homesteady:
The Judge of the higher court termed the Judgment a kangaroo court judgment. Both parties didn't even have a counsel to help out with their cases.

Politics › Re: Metuh Describes Inclusion In Looters List As Media Trial, To Seek Redress In Cou by tesppidd: 4:57pm On Mar 31, 2018

Corruption and technicalities in the Nigerian Judiciary system.
An endemic problem.
Some of them who have already owned up to receiving money from the NSA are still grandstanding.
Those whose bank accounts have revealled that there was a transaction between them and the NSA are grandstanding.

The PDP story is like a bank robber who gets caught redhanded with his loot and his gun.
And he tells you, "I am not a robber until the courts declare me guilty."
That's the PDP story.

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