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omo!

FBI go carry this girl ooo

So if I join Illuminati now now now.....
I will become rich and famous, saraa just like that.......


See the foolish girl wey be Baphomet, looking very hungry.
Omo I no join again

old school guy

Oboy . Calm Down!

Dont call any dude a wussbag for doing the above Mr James bond. Shit hapens, people learn and adapt. If a bit#h dont apreciate or likes it rough , na because she never yet start!

Go and ask your 32 year old single aunty, If na so e be!

No disrespect, but even geniius find women confusing! Dont call anyone a fucking wussbag!

HARDDON:
This is d reason u gurls friend zone guys! Wussbags ! that don't have minds of their own! Always @ d whips n caprises of some random gurl! Beck n call droids!

InFact ladies, here Is a Lil secret , any guy that does what op just listed above, wants nothing esle but ur body! U rapidly become a statistics


Op, here is a Lil secret : in every r/ship, he/she who cares less, has the controlling power n since u were d one that wooed them, the power was with u. But they quickly Start sending u unnecessary errands to see How u react, use emotional blackmail somethings so u do their bedding, once u fall in line, there goes ur controlling power n ur manhood( Yes Cos just like Esau, u just sold ur birth right!.) Then she begins to manipulate u n even friendzone u, cos u got no balls n woman hate men that cant Stand on their two feet!


Example 1
Yours truly had an ex that wudnt just let go even after Startin another r/ship wit another guy, when he asked y she kept coming back, she said nu guy does everything she wants n it gets boring n she even suspect he is up to something Cos she always win al arguments.....he also always does d calling......


EXAMPLE 2

Younger years, yours truly had this really heated argument with his gurl n she wudnt just shush.....she kept going on n on. She locked d door n wudnt let him just walk out the way he handles such situations.
She was up on his face n wudnt back down, then suddenly, in a Flash, a hawt slap sped across her cheeks n like cold water on a thirty throat, she went numb n started crying. Where did that come from? He wondered!
Gently she lay on bed, comatosed he stood dere, breathess yet relieved.
you wud not imagine what she said when everything became normal: she said SHE ACTUALLY LIKED IT THAT YOURS TRULY SLAPPED HER. THAT SHE CUDNT JUST STOP EVEN WHEN SHE WANTED To... But it was a test still cos he had told her he can never raise his hands on her when they started dating earlier n she has been testing him tru all means untill that day.she concluded he still has balls n luv flowed wantonly from her...... ( this is not to say yours truly advocates women hittin)

Chairman Sir!

Do you know today is my first time ever writing anything at all on nairaland. And you people that I havent even seen have given me so much help, Thanks all. Bros Without any much ado, I have received good advise here and without wasting time I have sent her a fine semi break up text, am sure she will come finding me, or her loss. and I move on to a better babe. Cos I aint no broke dude, she knows whats up!

DBriteLitehouse:
Guy,read the handwriting on the wall.How you go call her your babe and you noh dey see her.Oh boy,wise up.I dey tell you from experience as confirm Warri boy who don run shows b4 I retire to settle down now.Oh boy,rotate leave that babe.Infact,you suppose form one kain quarrel with her just to test her.

Sir!

You are absolutely very wise.

I was the one who wrote the write up about wanting to break up with my girl, and based on what you have said. Most times this bitch#s just act up no fault of ours. Craze by default.

Toks2008:
That is just the issue.

If an ex acted ina funny way and you meet a new lady and now decides to unleash terror on her as a result of past experience abeg does this make any logical sense?

Yet you can treat the new lady so badly and she may not even do half as bad as the ex and then you begin to regret why you chose to punish her for the past experience.

so in my opinion, the best bet is just to try and be on a clean slate and also get ready mentally for any form of madness the lady may spring up.

It will be a shame for me to catch my lady cheating on me just for her so say shebbi i was also cheating with so so and so.

I had an ex that got fed up of our union for reasons she can't even explain so much that her very own blood brothers and sisters asked me to forget her..can you imagine? Now lets assume i was found wanting in one way or the other,trust a lady to hold on to that but till date, she would just call me just to hear my voice but shame won't let her come back and i just laugh because i know that it is her loss.

So please guys should understand my write up...you can not visit the sin of an ex on a new chic as that is tantamount to being myopic and wicked. Treat every new lady differently and be good to them but also expecting them to bleep up so that if they eventually goof,you will just yimu and move on.

Thanks so much for your quick answer, infact this is my first time ever posting anything on nairaland. Am not even adamant about the sex thing cos this 20year old girl be swearing shes a Virgin, thats why I wanted to go slow and steady.

I just want to ask, is it that this chic has been pretending all this while. All the I love u , love u, na lie...chaii

Toks2008:
I want to assume you are not too particular about this s e x thingy else that could be why she is acting up cos some ladies just have a zero affinity for such but if we remove that i guess it is apparent that she does not feel the same way you do.

So what do you do?

IGNORE HER TOTALLY

Stop texting,calling and infact do as if she no longer exists..trust me, ladies hate being ignored but if she does not feel anytrhing for you,its good ridiance on her side but if she stil wants you, she will come calling.

Hello Everyone and Mr Poster,

Please everyone I need your advice.


Infact I was just about to send a Break up text to my so - called girlfriend when I just saw this post and decided to chill for a while , though I can sense that this break up is imminent.

Am so happy to see this post of yours, I dont really know what to say, but women are something else. This girl of mine we met last year September..... after a few dates, I officially asked her out and she agreed. Ever since then all I have been is a nice guy, take her out, buy her things ( I say make I take am steady no rushing)
We kiss etc but she never allow me or even give me opportunity to see her of recent talkless of love making!


December Last year, this girl just begin to change, No more calls, To see her sef na war. If its not lecture, Its something else. And anytime I confront her she go plead, apologize but would never change. Throughout December till now < this girl has called me only twice> This january I have seen her just once, we live in the same Lagos oo. Shes always giving me excuses about Lecture this , Lecture that, Professional exam this and that! I am working so am the one who no dey busy abi. I have talked and talked, Her best friend keeps assuring me she loves me, but I dont see which kain nonsense love be this one.

I really feel she dosen't care anymore, I sent her a request on FB/Instagram she just behaved like she didnt see it. Till date she has refused to acknowledge my requests even after I have asked. I have a few people who say "Guy hold on" Some will say" Guy u be maga oo, omo free this Bit#h'' .

My fellow nairalanders, please I need your advise . I know this is an obvious case, but this girl keeps saying she loves me and shes still interested but no change in her attitude. I no get time this 2016 to be a Learner. I need to know if I should respect this post and keep loving her as a Mugu until one day she go change.

Or

Am I just a confirmed Mugu wey no wan use him brain, waka pass!


PLease u guys should comment and tell me whats up, Am waiting

ehh, i tot he had died last year. wats going on here

I wasnt here in 1904. I cant remeber anytin - But pple were here
Now i am here. The problem is i will die one day ( and i dont want to die)
The bigger problem is the Bible says there is Heaven and Hell ( that means it is true)
If i fail to believe only to find out after death, DOOOM.

If i choose to believe and make heaven ( PARADISE)
But again the bible says a good guy will go to heaven while a bad guy will go to hell!
But how does God judges or accepts someone to be Good or Bad, what are the criteria for that, the yardstick.


For what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his soul!


God help me to make Heaven.
God help dagrin tooo to make heaven.


If not he is doomed, i said if not***


But @ the end i wish i as never born, just like in 1904.It was peaceful then

yoruba boy collecting igwe in igboland ( tufaika ) , when kelly hansome dey there, anyway na bar. kelly hansome na you be our igwe all this one na fumble!!!!

(One last message to all my dulling guys)
Never show a girl full attention and she would love you. Hold yourself Dont Call. Dont be jealous. Be yourself like u dont care. the reason is she would be confused that this guy is different unlike the rest. and would press in and behave cos she hardly understands you

But if u show her u love her- call her everyday(after she flashes u) - Give her hair money - Always there for her
She will hate you, WHy---- because she sees your black ass everyday.

To Say the Truth, No Matter how shameful or courageous this topic is " Sadly i fall into the category of those who have shed a tear 4 a hoe"
I met and fell in love with a girl who i tot understood completely, yes i stupidly let her in and open my life to her ( Neva reveal your true/complete identity to a woman, Never Guys, Never - Play the game always , cos thats what they do - They weigh things - they go out with you not because they love u, but because u won the competion AMONGST OTHERS - Your Price = SEX - Dosent mean a tin to them its free!)
Well lets say she got used to me too much, got a low ranking job @ a popular mall and dumped me because of the availability to ready guys and rich scenario.You see when a girl starts acting up, just know the end is near and be ready for it.If u truly love her and you adore her when shes sleeping by your side saying " Is this angel mine " ( it dosent matter ), the end is near just be ready.


Being dumped is painful and makes you wonder if you okay, bad loooking , etc
To Cry is weak - We should be da Boss.ALWAYS!


I regret that a girl suceeded in making me a whimp at one point in my cool life,but thats for her eyes only! The Rest will pay! I play the game better now!