₦airaland Forum

scobaba:
I just died next to u bro

Somebody don follow una join death row...

... Tutu?

Baba comot money buy beta phone na.

MrProducer:
Simple, you cannot use Google

I Concur ; in Timaya's voice

PaulJohn1:
And what do you call importing goods on contraband list?

What are contraband goods?

Why distribute them to IDPs?

MrProducer:
You have Google

Google no know u cha cha!

If na some pipo them go dey hind the pikin identity like say the pikin na convict.

MrProducer:
I skydived twice from the milau bridge without parachutes in 2014 and was arrested by the French government for attempted suicide.
Spent a couple of days in jail though.
It's nothing anyway. Story of my life

lol! If I hear...

God be bless!
May this kind of blessing locate ma sis this year in Jesus name. Amen!

From the beauty of Lagos state to the hate in Nigeria. I see y'all
Kontinu!

MrProducer:
Not tall though
I don't need a parachute to jump from the top

And u don't need a parachute to travel to the land beyond.

Was there no better way for her to reply the nosy fans instead of using such vulgar languages.

For a mum, her choice of language was... Shhhsh! Dirty!

Hate profanity.

That is a good move from the government of Anambra state.

Most Traders in Anambra state are fond of this road conjestion attitude, they leave the market where they are supposed to display there wares and move them into the road.

This almost makes the state look lawless. Go to Eke Awka, from the round about heading to amawbia, traders have taken over one of the two Lane way in that axis.

Force is what is required to make Anambra (Onitsha, Awka...) clean. This should be a preamble to the traders. Hope to see more of this in Awka.

Op, going by what u said that the area is covered with clay, I want to believe that those cracks are caused by harmattan(weather)... or by a slight settlement attributed to clay. You see, Clay has the tendency to swell and shrink, when these happens, the volume(void) of the clay is reduced, this means that there is more space for ur building to relax(settle). Now the settlement is not necessarily the problem, what is, is the fact that this shrinkage(volume reduction) may not be uniform over the area ur building occupy, thereby making ur building settle differently(differential settlement), and the result is what u see; cracks.

My two cent sha

Meanwhile, still a student, stand to be corrected by pros on here.

BeClever:
At the end nobody will be accused or persecuted because it was stolen by saints..

Epic!

Trailblazer1:


Dear Nigerians,
How did we get here

What a National Disgrace

Did Dasuki share it along with the $2.1 billion

Did Nnamdi Kanu kidnap it from the zoo

Oh sorry, I blame Jonathan for not making provisions for missing budget before he left

Mr Lai Mohammed,
Please give us some lies to save the day as usual

Lai Mohammed be like; the presidency 'technically' borrowed the budget from the National assembly and would be returned 'in the fullness of time'.

Trust Lai and the presidency to roll out new lies in the form of carcass for their zombies. They seem to always have a reason or someone to blame for their F ups.

The elders should be probed...

Cc

Bubu
EFCC
DSS

... 17billion! Jesu!

cold:
She is shy..lol

why shall she shy?

But even if she shall shy, shall she shy in such a why that her shy depicts she has a complex?

The ram be like, okpe o! Thank god Dasuki no mention ma name. See the list na, ma name no dey. I for fear o!

Word...
Get well soon.

Only in Lagos...

doveda:
The breast yaff fall like your mummy's own (in baby voice )

Yeah, after raising 7.

Quote me when the one on exhibition here achieves that feat.

Troll....

Omo even Bubu's Femi follow...

Make I call Basira make she alart her granny for villa say the arms deal saga don intensify, the way wey iya Basira dey fresh up this days, I dey suspect say she join chop Dasukigate money.

This investigation soon go enter village...

Even the breast yaff fall.
Shey na breast abi chest be that... Bad rubbish.
Lawma oya...!

Bubu's foot soldiers doing what they know how to do best...

Nnamdi Kanu and Dasuki are threats to National unity and security while his nomad fulani brothers are blessing in death/destruction clothing.

Keep up the witch hunt. War against corruption ma left yellow azz

Rat trap, poison go soon scarce like PMS

Ehehh! Mama Nkechi, where that ur cat wey chop the fish wey I put for skewer run the other day? Go bring'am come back, I Don 4give'am.

MathsChic:
Who's Techno?

... The guy that took the shots with the vixen(gigi).

Nigeria?!
Meanwhile, make bubu no send soldiers there to kill unarmed civilians o!

Like his visit will 'unburn the burnt filling station'.
Anyways, hope no life was lost

jstmee:
I agree with you, What transpired between the COAS and shitte could be solved with a single shot of tear gas and voila! The road is cleared. But already the sect have been blacklisted, the military where just waiting for them to sail close to the wind so that they will take drastic action on them.
you see in this country we are only theoretically living in democracy but practically in military regime.

I Just pray the NA to be more liberal and civil.

EgunMogaji:
They truly are professional soldiers.

I have tremendous support for them and someone here looses sleep at night because of that

lol! Seems someone is taking panadol for ur headache.