₦airaland Forum

So na watin dey happen be this! And I was thinking of restoring ma glo sim from the archives.

Glo stealing with pride!

DONMAYOR19:
jail await him for what? what of your god lying muhammad?

When a god lies, who punishes him?

Orubebe thread.

Bubu wakes up by 2pm daily?! Haba! Even if he has sleeping sickness... Perhaps that's when the Aso villa domestic aides see him, he might be working in his bedroom.

Bubu is rarely in his office; watin bubu Wan go office go do, operate computer wey him no Sabi use abi Facebook, whatsapp or Skype with him fulani/herders brothers wey dey bush. U have a "NEPA Cert" presido, him no Sabi office stuff.

Bubu lives on medication ;Op cut the old man some slack please, even ma old dad goes for check up and takes home drugs worth 6k - 10k every 2/3 weeks, talk more of the President of Naija. Shey u want another Yaradua...

Cats (mage' in hausa) na normal pet for hausas na, they just love cats. Abi bubu no be hausa again?.

@Op, virtually every sector of the economy in this bubu's administration is open to criticism, including the judiciary and security formations. U can take some cues from there if u must criticize.

Meanwhile the jingoist/bigot(bubu) and him ministers still dey fall hands.

Seun, Lalasticlala, make una investigate the op claim...

App to check fuel availability u say! Good but,

In Naija, fuel and anything that has to do with it(fuel) is synonymous to scarcity. Trust the Naija government to make this app scarce in no distant time. It is that bad o!

Naija sha

Eyah!

I don't envy Buhari at all. 2b the president of Nigeria is no joke.

GEJ try, him geh Gray hair over night, now see Buhari wey been no geh meat for body...

If only Buhari can see beyond party affiliation and 'regionalism' and consult people who can make things work... Buh the 'new sheriff in town doesn't take shit from nobody.


#endfuelcrisisnow

1st April here.
Location: Awka
Like if we are birthday mate.

U don try! Anyways, u and God get date...

adepiero:
Currently not a farmer but planning to be when the opportunity arise.

good to know u intend to live the talk. Goodluck...

adepiero:
Wailers won't be happy to hear this. Oil bunkery don sweet their papa

All the grass you cut in secondary school is not in vane! Go and farm once more

Like bubu is not gonna deny saying any of those, or is not the change party we know?

I'm sure u are a farmer too, cos u def won't let all the skills u acquired in secondary school go down the drains.

If only this idea will be fully implemented/enforced, but this APC govt is not to be trusted or taken seriously; they make a promise and when the chips are down, they deny ever uttering a word.

Op make u fast join.

Oh! Go mountain too, cos this country matter don pass that level wey u dey now.

Atleast u see fuel buy... For ma area, people don rent house finish for filling stations.

And we keep changing ;the only thing that is constant in life...

Economic policies in this change dispensation keeps traveling and changing locations like the commander in chief(bubu).

Govt of back and forth.

El rufai and apostle Sulaiman should tread carefully, Kaduna state is very volatile and precarious when it comes to religious matters. We don't want any religious crisis, blood shed in Kaduna state.

Montaque:
they can keep it. as a price for their stupidity in amalgamating this country.

Epic!

donvicky2007:
Even the farms we have in the north can't feed Nigeria, Every state just like Anambra need to join the few north that are into real time agriculture, with that we will not just feed the nation, but feed the whole Africa.

Thank u!

Exactly what I wanted to tell that dude, couldn't find the words.

opius:
Good idea .... PDP Governors are working.

APGA pls

dustydee:
He actually said 2 weeks and he was working towards 7th of April but definitely after 2 weeks. The paper chose to run with 7th April.

OK o!

That means Kachikwu is the one who seem to be in denial here. As if it is not bad enough that he(Kachikwu) and Buhari couldn't address this fuel scarcity problem.

April 7th is yet to come, 5days to the D-day, let's see what he achieves with it.

This is just at the Minister of State for Petroleum Resources, Dr. Ibe Kachikwu,
has clarified that he never informed the Senate Committee on Petroleum
(Downstream) last Tuesday that the fuel shortages will end between April 5
and 7, but assured THISDAY in a phone conversation that concrete measures
had but put in place to end them soon.

who talk'am?

If Kachikwu didn't inform the senate committee on petroleum about April 5 & 7... It means that the committee cooked up that lie. Either way, one of them(Kachikwu or the committee) is definitely lying.

I suspect Kachikwu and or the committee has/have been seeing lie Muh'd lately.

Govt of promise and fail

"I said and I did not say"

Na sure one chance naija enter so o!




Meanwhile, April fool 4rm Kachikwu & the Senate committee on petroleum

anny268:
No mind them

Abi o!
But that's just the truth, the woman was only showing respect to her elders.

Na normal thing for Yorubas na, na their way of life/culture.


Nairalanders go soon come here kon rub sentiment on top this gesture like pomade.

gwmlogistic:
Sad thing is that he doesn't need your support

That's a lie

Serves him right!

Next time make sure u take 'excellent care' of ur family b4 u go flirting and lavishing scarce family resources;that is if u must cheat o!

Na this kind thing ma babe fit do if I marry her...

And u are saying it now!
See ur life?!
Anyway Kontinu

Unizik- not because it has the best hostel facility though, just had to mention it in case it is not mentioned here.

Great zikites!

SMH 4 Naija!

So who are the Nigerians Femi Adesina is referring to,

The 5% that did not vote for bubu? Abi

The 70% that voted for bubu? Or is it

The APC zombies in the 70% that will see this comment by Femi and keep drooling(Sai baba! Change!... ), keep crying and smiling...

Bubu and his goons can do /say what they like, but they should not forget they have a date with Nigerians in 2019.

Meanwhile #Adesinagoandhugtransformer

What is more disturbing is the silence of the commander in chief over issues that bothers on national unity and the well being of his subjects.

One thing is certain, Buhari is either a bigot or a Dullard.

a Bigot because he wouldn't have given it a second thought b4 unleashing the Nigerian army if it were the shiites, Ipod or Niger deltans that have been maming people the way his kinsmen do.

a Dullard because he(including his team of "trusted and competent northerners") couldn't come up with a solution that will bring to a definite end the activities of this barbarians.

Wonder if Buhari really sees himself as the president of Nigeria or as a Nigerian ambassador to the world.

kowema:
Hmmmmmm....That girl is greedy and mean!!.

OP, it's cus u are giving her attention. Ignore her completely for One month and watch her emaciate.

Don't think op can do that, from his write up, he seem like a potato guy.

The babe is done with him, make him move to the next matter jor!

Abi the op dey wait for the Holy spirit to confirm to 'am say the relationship don kpeff ni!

gagaqueen:
i am just 19 I don't think I need a husband. Thanks for the advice though

Chisos! And I con dey think say u don clock 40.

I for talk say u can lie for Africa.

But wait Gaga, did u mean 19 or the other way round; 91?

Girls and this age thing, even Mary would have lied if Joseph had asked her her age.

U fine Sha...

The Vice President said that about 120 million Nigerians, representing 60 per
cent of the population, lived on less than two dollars per day.

Which exchange rate are u using VP?...

$1 = N320, abi

$1 = N199

Anyways I doubt if u were referring to the former.

120mil Nigerians live on less than (199*2) N398 per day.

And these ones are suppose to feed, cloth, pay rent and take care of other miscellanies from this paltry sum.

I think Nigerians are one of the most law abiding citizens in the world.

Subject the westerners to this kind of hardship and see madness.

#onlyinNaija

Na wa o!

Shoprite don turn amusement park o.

The enthusiasm with which Nigerians patronize and talk about this "shoprite", u'll think the place is more a fun center than a store.

Like say them dey import the things wey them dey sell for the store from heaven.

See their mouth like "no vacancy"...shey the presidency is bubu's birth right, abi they have control over future events.

Bunch of selfish veteran thieves! Talking about 2019 when their first year is eluding them.

Deliver dividend of democracy to Nigerians na problem, even to the 70% that voted for u, na wahala.