₦airaland Forum

Na father Mbaka get hin mouth sha...

i wonder what these politicians take us for?


is buhari's claim meant to be a lie to convince Nigerians that he is eligible enough...or itz one of those tales by moon light we were told back in the days.


Naija sha!

just vote the pesin lie wey sweet u pass.

that number 3 shaaahh! rili made me strain ma ribs big time.

uken73:
Where are the people who killed it?

where is the bullet wound,if the snake was shot?

World War III

itz not a must for her to date the guy without a car,there are guys who have cars,sure they would meet her taste.

leave girls who are comfortablewith guys who do not have a car to live their lives.

wait...that girl,her papa buy any car give her?

what is rukky/tonto,is it the name of a French dog/cat?


over her in France,that is the name we give to our dogs.

was thinking it was Jona who kidnapped and took the chibok girls to sambisa,now itz parents who 'donate' their children to shekau.


where is oby ezekwesili,i think it's high time she stopped crying to jona to bring back the girls and cry to the parents of the chibok girls,could yield sumtin positive u know.

from jona bring back our girls to

parents bring back your children...and by the way,what of two teachers,bring back ur students.

marginalised or they didn't get their own share of the loot.

kristina1:
Maybe she is not in a very gud mood

is she a saddist?

Wittylens:
What has GMB got to do with this?


Does that illiterate even know how to use the internet?

hmmm, this one is strong!

is tis sure-p for real? cos no one in ma area has ever benefited from it.

naija govt with their scam of a program all the time; PTF,YOU WIN,BEF,SURE-P...govt scamming its pple


Everything in naija is a scam, naija itself is a Scam(1914).A prefabricated country that was never meant to be.

thisisayus:
Using we poor graduates as slave labour.
With things happening around me, I think I'm turning into being anti-GEJ to pro-GMB. Though I wish there is someone else cos all I need is change! but with the absence of non. GMB all the way!

Please let us all come out to vote out cluelessness "off-line" Online voting doesn't count!
Jonathanism is tantamous to _____________
(a) Fresh air.
(b) Corruption.
(d) Ruin.

(e) jona stays in the absence of a better candidate(GMB is not an option)

i choose option e.

wonder what would make frontpage next on nairaland...


frontpage topics: big butt,big boobs,big eyes,big lips,pink lips, big mouth,who is more beautiful b/w wizkid's babe and olamide's...


nairalandeeee! if no better topic dey again to grace the frontpage,then leave the frontpage blank/empty,haba!

VenusBetty:
Gucci rice

diamond water.


she na ticket jona and sambo dey buy go hell fire go cook diz dia 'gucci rice'. hmmm,thunder fire budget!

i'll go for dark skinned girls any time any day.


light skinned ladies look too artificial to me

That number 4 funny sha

thought she was among the US ebola volunteer team on a mission in Liberia?


Abi na mouth she just dey make then say she dey go treat ebola patients.

in anoda new; HBD Gina!!!

LaurelP:
4th and 6th pics


Who else thinks d girl resembles Alicia Keys

Me

A classmate of mine then was nick named Bamuda Triangle cos he had a very(massive) big mouth.


dude kept fighting us just for us to stop calling him that,but we never did,got worst instead.


Dude couldn't take the pressure any more,so he left the school for another.


lol! Chinos suffer sha!!!

benromeo39:
plot Q block D, section F.

is it for sale,








i mean the space

naijas and creativity...

a nice work i must confess.

i like this country sha(when itz devoid of boko haram & APC)

God bless naija,but if we no fit coexist, then;

God bless the integrated states of Biafra

Shey all these things na because jona go be president come 2019.

will join in two months time when i buy my pc.


weldon op!

'The average person farts 14 times a day'. hmm! op are u sure about this?

naijasaints:
GEJ caused this.Lets Vote him out in February 2015.
We need to try someone else.
Buhari For President.

Have we not tried him b4 or were not taught the Nigerian history?

its no longer America,its britain now.why can't these racist just let us be.

Naija is the worst place to live,but live(s) still exist there.

this Bature pple ehh!...!

if not for the security challenges,the north is by far the best environment to raise a child.

kaduna(where i grew up), Jos, Kano, Bauchi.