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handsometokunbo:
The annoying moment was when i dated d most beautiful lady i have ever dated; a daughter of South Africa Ambassador to................ in 2011 and got to my bedroom to carry out what we were both looking forward to but only for my 3rd leg to say No.

The annoying thing was when she did everything humanly possible but still.........

The annoying moment was when my girlfriend(the one i love with all my heart) came back home to accuse me of cheating(yes I did but I had cleaned my room and every traces of another lady visit), denied it with every convincing words in me but only for her to check behind my window cotton and found a lady shower cap and pant on the wall heater which d stupid visitor left behind d window cotton.

The annoying moment was when my dad caught me red handed with all the money he just withdrew from d bank and kept in his bedroom.

The annoying moment was when I bet with other students that I could walk to our senior girl when I was in SS 1 while she was in SS 3 and slap her. I did but the whole teachers in that School whipped devil out of me that day. I got back to my class with female beret on my head cos all my head was full of big bumps.

The annoying moment was when my trouser gave way right from d back to when d zip is right in the middle of church service on Sunday (Winners chapel out of churches). I couldn't move, I sat on the chair behind straight up cos all my pant was out in the open. My female friends were like " the service is over, let's go home". I was in Church till late in d night when everybody had gone(I stopped wearing fitted suits afterward).

The annoying moment was when I went to our last born school to speak to his teacher who has written couple of letters to my parents about my younger brother. I was asked by parent to go and speak to hus class teacher but only to get there and I found out it was my new girlfriend.

The annoying moment was when I went to live wt my Aunty who has a senior wife(1st wife) but only for their husband (Uncle or in law or whatever) to accused me of sleeping with his 1st wife. Chaiii!!! I want die

The annoying moment was when you greeted your neighbour daughter and his wife with open mind but only for the neighbour to go to my parents to report me that I was sleeping with his wife. Mo ma wa Gbe ke!!!

The annoying moment was when I was caught in exam hall with expo and I started fighting d teacher that caught me with the Expo; throwing punches and all that but only for my parents to coincidentally showed up in the middle of this brouhaha.

The annoying moment was when I stole a very hot chicken from burning hot oil while my mum quickly dashed out to the living room to pick smting but before I could turn around, I heard her footsteps coming towards the kitchen and ended up throwing d hot chicken inside my pant; Chaiii ii!!!!! I nearly die that day with excruciating pain on my groins.

The annoying moment was when I wanted to steal money from my mum bedroom. She mistakenly left her door opened which does not happen twice in a year. I dashed and hide under her bed, waiting for her to go to toilet or living room to go and speak to popsy for a while which would afford me enough time to steal as much as I could but annoyingly, she saw me but pretended as if she didn't see me. She locked her door and left me in that bedroom from around 10am till when she came back around 6pm in the evening with my dad.

The good moment is when you are able to pour everything(which I won't be able to share offline) in you out like this online.

Etc

that zip part ehhh! Lol!

demmy0325:
The annoyin moment when you are readin this dry thread and U know it will make front page..

una no go kill pesin for Naija o, lol!

This post funny scatter scatter.

NL Sha!

Shey na mad man give her Belle too?
Deltans Sha!

write2obi:
Half bread is better than non, take the two years offer , be hard working, have a positive attitude and save every kobo that comes your way, if at the end of your say they give you a permanent contract good but if not invest your savings wisely. Good luck.


*See how unfair this country can be, some have submitted more than 1000 cvs, yet no one has called them, while someone else has the option to choose from two reputable banks in the country*

sometimes it's luck, all you need is grace.
Hard work will give you an edge too.

Smartresult:
go for the zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenith, UBA is a crap

seconded.

Because these days,

* women want to be the men of the house(feminism shey!).

* you almost can't have a happy home without money(money sha).

* in Africa(Naija),men can cheat, buh for the women, it spells a visit to your parents(cheating is xclusive to men, women don't try this in Naija).

*Telemundo, lol! I reserve my comment.

To mention buh a few...

ibrokola:
I believe they have no unemployed graduates because majority of their undergraduates and applicants were employed before they came to further their education at the institution!

spot on.. It's as simple as you've said.

That Ahanekwu of a man would've been a tyrant if he was in the army,it's unfortunate that he is mistaking his tyranny for discipline.
Say no to dictatorship.

Great Zikite!

Great Nobles!


Aluta ahead ahead.

Emperoradrian:
Dat SUG na goat o

if you don't have something reasonable to say just shut up.

You must not comment you know.

Kids Sha!

Shey the girl don talk say na her willingly open her two legs for the Bobo, abeg make police free the boy go find agberos and thief wey full Lag catch jor!

Kids of this days Sha!

nwafuluozoh:
No more free Oil money so the Fulanis will resort to exporting suya made with Tinubu and co to Afghanistan.

if you want make pple laugh make you dey drop notice first.

See as you make me dey laugh on top empty stomach here. Lol!

Naija, abi Biafrans Sha!

missclasssy:
Dude it's the other way round.
Most guys that tend to like me on this forum always try to look for ways to provoke me or just engage in a duel with me. Some even resort to insulting me for no reason.

What about the other way round.
When you dig a guy, what are the things you do to let him know you want him?.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Prettyjo stop derailing and say something [/color]

she just gave you the green light.

tosyne2much:
You are trying to make sense but I'm sorry to say that you are as myopic as the lady we are talking about

Both uni and poly provide half baked students, so what are you really talking about ?

I still don't get ur point

waste no time on that guy, he's just being a greenhorn.

redcliff:
Although there is nothing wrong with marrying poly graduates but in a way i dont blame the girl because most poly graduates and their level of civility speaks a whole lot of the ills in the poly education system. Most of them find it hard to compose coherent english statement and they find english really hard, coupled with their level of reasoning. They make alot of grammatical blunders and they are just too razz. Except for one of them i know which is a girl.

In the western world, polytechnics are even rated higher that universities because these set of folks have hands on experience on the job than university graduates who focus mainly on theories. What more can a company ask for than for someone who has hands on experience on the job.

With that being said, i really would not start something i cannot finish so i expected that she did not even take the relationship to the marriage level if she knew she was not interested in him because of his academic qualification.

academic qualification shouldn't be the platform on which a man's marital qualities are evaluated. What's her point if I may ask, is it that his poly cert can't put food on their table as a family, or as a poly graduate he won't have a good sense of humor, responsibility...

Does being a poly graduate stop him from being romantic, compassionate, caring? I guess not.

The girl is just being melodramatic, and it's obvious that she does not love this guy enough to marry him.

If you call her fish brain now she go dey vex.


Women Sha!

Must this make front page.

If Edochie is on nairaland then send him a pm, instead of flooding the front page with news that wouldn't add even #5 to the #18000 minimum wage of a common naija man.

Nairaland Sha!

Even low budget get levels.

Some people this one na luxury.

Naija Economy Sha!

21st century men and perversion.

Your girl's sis, a nursing mother!

Kai! Sodom and Gomorrah still in kindergarten compared to this University generation when it comes to lust and immorality.

Men and breast Sha!

TB Joshua comes to mind.
No funny Sha!

Denrele getting married? It must be a 'male she' dah he is getting married to.

That 'Doink' getting married to a wo/man?


Women Sha! Anything that floats their wardrobe and kit box.

may01:
That guy doesn't look like Banky

with that Banky's trademark head?! Of course it's Banky.

Fashion trend ko, madness trend ni.

I no blame them Sha, na democracy I Blame, wey give them freedom to everything; freedom to run mad anytime and any how you want.


Niggaz Sha!

Nigerians sure know how to abuse things.

Naija Sha

dorocent:
1st i rooted my tab. change d imei to a black berry imei n den use bb APN as my netwrk access... to subscribe is comonth to 777... make sure u hv done d rootin of ur fone n also make sure ur fone is an MTK version fr easy rootin.. tnk u

OK. Thank you!

dorocent:
datz gud way buh still rock my glo #1000 fr 3gb...... using it wella on my android tab....

how do you do that?

What is it with these gullible igbo leaders visiting Buhari.

I'm sure they do so for their own bleak interest.

GMB is the president of Naija and I acknowledge that and will support him.

I don't have to become a familiar stranger to him to show him my support or remind him that he is the president of Nigeria and not the president of only those that voted for him.

Naija I hail o!

Splashme:
Buhari can go to hell with his government.

The Igbos that I know have never depended on government. They are hardworking and industrious.

The Igbos visiting 'Baba Brainless' to make all silly comments are doing so for their selfish and greedy selves

seconded!

Lol!

The second pix/joke just made my day.

You can't just help buh love this country and the pple there in.

Naija ooo!

orubebe1:
Thankz man... How do I check the data balance.. Av been given, bt not showing on *599#, *559*2#

you can check the bonus data balance using *559*2#.

Enjoy!

tafabaloo:
Only a real woman would see this balance on your account and still stick to/with you.

True or False ?

perform another transaction ko, close the account ni.


Naija economy Sha!

starlingbawa:
I REALLY will like to see/hear the female folks HONESTLY respond to this comment

sure they won't bro. Lol!

Tobilastik:
hey! 81 is wrong
don't ask me y ;P

because in Naija girls don't F*ck broke handsome guys, they f*ck your pocket.

Naija babes Sha!