₦airaland Forum

@ OP

Some of your tips make a bit of sense,while the rest are just too hilarious

For instance,why would you tell your potential buyer that"look customer I don't trust you,I suspect you might steal my car hence these five hefty men will have to accompany you on the test drive"

Secondly,why do you think anyone in their right senses will pay 50% of the cost of your car as non-refundable depositeven if it were refundable,I guarantee you not so many buyers will be comfy with a dealer that asked them for 50% deposit

I'm afraid I have to follow Sienna's thinking that you may actually be a newbie in the auto sales business

Hmmmm

Shower hour or not,big-dumb-ass-brother show is one hugely meaningless show

[b]They should be in solidarity with the people of the entire region and not just MEND(though I know the FGN is now paying more attention to the region largely because of the economic sabotage activities of MEND)

That's why I hate these criminals masquerading under the umbrella of resource control,the majority of our people live in abject squalor while these so-called militants live in opulence,own fancy hotels and cars in PH and Warri as well as numerous heavy duty marine equipment and overflowing bank accounts.

What has resource control got to do with kidnapping an 11 yr old child and killing his niece in the process or kidnapping and killing another child only to dump the corpse somewhere and call the father to go pick the corpse of the child from there

Shame on all the criminals masquerading under the guise of fight for resource control,shame on them for worsening the plight of my people,a people that have been subjected to a criminal denial of the most basic neccessities of life for decades,shame to our so-called community leaders who some years ago used to hob nob with the oil companies for crumbs at the expense of our common good,but who have now found new partners in crime and self aggrandisement in the so-called militants,shame to the government of Yar adua for not being able to employ the governments intelligence apparatus(I wonder if they've got any) to bring down the criminal militant leaders and their structures rather than embarking on a wholesale bombardment of impoverished communities of the aged, sucklings,women and men whose sources of livelihood had long been taken from them by the various oil spillages we've had over the years,shame to iall the nsensitive and myopic people that are not from the Niger Delta who feel it's okay to slaughter 20 million people so they can plunder unhindered the oil that God has deposited in our backyard,SHAME ON NA ALLAH and any other Nigerian that thinks like him,SHAME ON YOU ALL[/b]

[b]Na real attack of the clones
The topic is wrong,MEND has been striking before,any wonder why MEND has not been able to check those kidnappers,bank robbers,oil bunkerers or are they too involved.

That's why I hate these criminals masquerading under the umbrella of resource control,the majority of our people live in abject squalor while these so-called militants live in opulence,own fancy hotels and cars in PH and Warri as well as numerous heavy duty marine equipment and overflowing bank accounts.

What has resource control got to do with kidnapping an 11 yr old child and killing his niece in the process or kidnapping and killing another child only to dump the corpse somewhere and call the father(a fellow Niger Delatan by the way) to go pick the corpse of the child from there

Shame on all the criminals masquerading under the guise of fight for resource control,shame on them for worsening the plight of my people,a people that have been subjected to a criminal denial of the most basic neccessities of life for decades,shame to our so-called community leaders who some years ago used to hob nob with the oil companies for crumbs at the expense of our common good,but who have now found new partners in crime and self aggrandisement in the so-called militants,shame on the government of Yar adua for not being able to employ the governments intelligence apparatus(I wonder if they've got any) to bring down the criminal militant leaders and their structures rather than embarking on a wholesale bombardment of impoverished communities of the aged, sucklings,women and men whose sources of livelihood had long been taken from them by the various oil spillages we've had over the years,shame on all the nsensitive and myopic people that are not from the Niger Delta who feel it's okay to slaughter 20 million people so they can plunder unhindered the  oil that God has deposited in our backyard,SHAME ON NA ALLAH and any other Nigerian that thinks like him,SHAME ON YOU ALL[/b]

N’Delta: ‘Agitators must rise against criminal elements’
By John Ameh, Tunde Odesola, Sebastine Ebhuomhan, Chukwudi Akasike and Adelani Adepegba
Published: Tuesday, 26 May 2009
The Akwa Ibom State Governor, Mr. Godswill Akpabio, on Monday called on agitators in the Niger Delta to carry out internal cleansing by flushing out the criminal elements who had hijacked the genuine struggle for resource control in the region.

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Akwa Ibom State Governor, Chief Godswill Akpabio

Akpabio noted that the resort to kidnappings and killings by some militant gangs did not portray the struggle as genuine.

He spoke in Abuja as the lead discussant during the 7th National Roundtable on Good Governance organised by a group in the House of Representatives, The Initiatives, on the topic, “The Niger Delta Crisis and the Challenges of Leadership.”

His comments came just as the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Dimeji Bankole, observed that the criminal elements in the region had not been fair to the administration of President Umaru Yar’Adua.

He recalled that out of the N3.1tn budgeted by the Federal Government for the entire country this year, the nine states in the Niger Delta alone would take N1.5tn, about half of the budget size.

Akpabio said, “Let the militants rise against themselves and sort out the criminals among them.

“Those who are genuinely agitating for their rights must rise against those who have infiltrated their ranks; they did not need the Federal Government to send the Joint Task Force to the region to do the self-cleansing for them.

“You kidnap a poor girl and kill her, then you send a message to the father to go and claim the corpse. Those you kill, are they not from the Niger Delta?”

Meanwhile, the continued onslaught of the JTF against the militants has resulted in the displacement of more people.

The situation has also brought increased challenges to relief agencies in the Niger Delta such the National Emergency Management Agency and the Nigerian Red Cross.

Our correspondent learnt on Monday that the Director-General of NEMA, AVM Mohammed Audu-Bida (rtd), had directed the immediate movement of more relief materials to affected communities and opening of more camps for the displaced.

Audu-Bida’s order came on the heels of NEMA’s establishment of a camp at a primary school in Ogbe-Ijoh community, Warri South West Local Government, to cater for the needs of victims.

When our correspondent visited NEMA National Headquarters in Abuja, on Monday, neither the DG nor the Head of Public Relations Office, Mr. Yushau Shuaib, was around.

They were said to have travelled along with some other top officials of the agency to Delta State where they were assessing and responding to the needs of displaced people.

Also, the Conference of Ethnic Nationalities in Niger Delta has called on the Federal Government to end the military onslaught in the oil-rich region.

It said that rather than attacking the region, government should face the problems affecting the people squarely with a view to finding solutions to them.

The president of the group, Prof. Kimse Okoko, who described the military action as premeditated, argued that the continued bombing of communities in the region would not stop the genuine agitation of the people.

He said that the invasion by soldiers was an indication that the Nigerian Army was not disciplined enough.

He said, “We are not at home with the attack on communities in the Niger Delta region. It is clear that the military action is premeditated.

“It is one thing to bomb Ijaw communities, it is another thing to annihilate the Ijaw nation. The Ijaw nation cannot be annihilated.

“There is no army in a civilised world that will do what the soldiers are doing in the Niger Delta now. It is as if we are back to the barbaric days.”

Also, anxiety has descended on the 82 Division of the Nigerian Army, Enugu, over the fate of 11 missing JTF soldiers, six of whom were drawn from the barracks in the state.

Our correspondent gathered on Monday that the six soldiers from Enugu division reportedly included a captain, and other infantry soldiers.

Though the names of the soldiers were yet to be officially disclosed, the families of those involved in the JTF operation from Enugu have become apprehensive that their loved ones might have been part of the casualties in the Niger Delta.

A soldier who spoke on condition of anonymity said that there had been apprehension in the barracks since the news broke, adding that the army was doing everything to ensure that the concerned families did not get to know the identities of those who had been declared missing in the operation.

A human rights group, Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project, has also called on the United Nations to prevail on its Human Rights Council to address the human rights situation that has been thrown up as a result of the ongoing military onslaught in the Niger Delta.

In another development, the Chairman, Nigerite Nigeria Limited, Dr. Yemi Oladimeji, has said that palliative measures will not solve the issue of youth restiveness in the country.

Speaking during the donation of motorcycles and grinding machines to members of the Osun State Peoples Democratic Party in Osogbo, on Monday, Oladimeji said the government must provide concrete developmental initiatives in order to stop the restiveness.

Oladimeji, who is the leader of Imole De group – a major political bloc within the PDP in Osun State, explained that concerted private-public initiatives were needed to free the country from the jaws of militancy.

N’Delta: ‘Agitators must rise against criminal elements’
By John Ameh, Tunde Odesola, Sebastine Ebhuomhan, Chukwudi Akasike and Adelani Adepegba
Published: Tuesday, 26 May 2009
The Akwa Ibom State Governor, Mr. Godswill Akpabio, on Monday called on agitators in the Niger Delta to carry out internal cleansing by flushing out the criminal elements who had hijacked the genuine struggle for resource control in the region.

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Akwa Ibom State Governor, Chief Godswill Akpabio

Akpabio noted that the resort to kidnappings and killings by some militant gangs did not portray the struggle as genuine.

He spoke in Abuja as the lead discussant during the 7th National Roundtable on Good Governance organised by a group in the House of Representatives, The Initiatives, on the topic, “The Niger Delta Crisis and the Challenges of Leadership.”

His comments came just as the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Dimeji Bankole, observed that the criminal elements in the region had not been fair to the administration of President Umaru Yar’Adua.

He recalled that out of the N3.1tn budgeted by the Federal Government for the entire country this year, the nine states in the Niger Delta alone would take N1.5tn, about half of the budget size.

Akpabio said, “Let the militants rise against themselves and sort out the criminals among them.

“Those who are genuinely agitating for their rights must rise against those who have infiltrated their ranks; they did not need the Federal Government to send the Joint Task Force to the region to do the self-cleansing for them.

“You kidnap a poor girl and kill her, then you send a message to the father to go and claim the corpse. Those you kill, are they not from the Niger Delta?”

Meanwhile, the continued onslaught of the JTF against the militants has resulted in the displacement of more people.

The situation has also brought increased challenges to relief agencies in the Niger Delta such the National Emergency Management Agency and the Nigerian Red Cross.

Our correspondent learnt on Monday that the Director-General of NEMA, AVM Mohammed Audu-Bida (rtd), had directed the immediate movement of more relief materials to affected communities and opening of more camps for the displaced.

Audu-Bida’s order came on the heels of NEMA’s establishment of a camp at a primary school in Ogbe-Ijoh community, Warri South West Local Government, to cater for the needs of victims.

When our correspondent visited NEMA National Headquarters in Abuja, on Monday, neither the DG nor the Head of Public Relations Office, Mr. Yushau Shuaib, was around.

They were said to have travelled along with some other top officials of the agency to Delta State where they were assessing and responding to the needs of displaced people.

Also, the Conference of Ethnic Nationalities in Niger Delta has called on the Federal Government to end the military onslaught in the oil-rich region.

It said that rather than attacking the region, government should face the problems affecting the people squarely with a view to finding solutions to them.

The president of the group, Prof. Kimse Okoko, who described the military action as premeditated, argued that the continued bombing of communities in the region would not stop the genuine agitation of the people.

He said that the invasion by soldiers was an indication that the Nigerian Army was not disciplined enough.

He said, “We are not at home with the attack on communities in the Niger Delta region. It is clear that the military action is premeditated.

“It is one thing to bomb Ijaw communities, it is another thing to annihilate the Ijaw nation. The Ijaw nation cannot be annihilated.

“There is no army in a civilised world that will do what the soldiers are doing in the Niger Delta now. It is as if we are back to the barbaric days.”

Also, anxiety has descended on the 82 Division of the Nigerian Army, Enugu, over the fate of 11 missing JTF soldiers, six of whom were drawn from the barracks in the state.

Our correspondent gathered on Monday that the six soldiers from Enugu division reportedly included a captain, and other infantry soldiers.

Though the names of the soldiers were yet to be officially disclosed, the families of those involved in the JTF operation from Enugu have become apprehensive that their loved ones might have been part of the casualties in the Niger Delta.

A soldier who spoke on condition of anonymity said that there had been apprehension in the barracks since the news broke, adding that the army was doing everything to ensure that the concerned families did not get to know the identities of those who had been declared missing in the operation.

A human rights group, Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project, has also called on the United Nations to prevail on its Human Rights Council to address the human rights situation that has been thrown up as a result of the ongoing military onslaught in the Niger Delta.

In another development, the Chairman, Nigerite Nigeria Limited, Dr. Yemi Oladimeji, has said that palliative measures will not solve the issue of youth restiveness in the country.

Speaking during the donation of motorcycles and grinding machines to members of the Osun State Peoples Democratic Party in Osogbo, on Monday, Oladimeji said the government must provide concrete developmental initiatives in order to stop the restiveness.

Oladimeji, who is the leader of Imole De group – a major political bloc within the PDP in Osun State, explained that concerted private-public initiatives were needed to free the country from the jaws of militancy.

N’Delta: ‘Agitators must rise against criminal elements’
By John Ameh, Tunde Odesola, Sebastine Ebhuomhan, Chukwudi Akasike and Adelani Adepegba
Published: Tuesday, 26 May 2009
The Akwa Ibom State Governor, Mr. Godswill Akpabio, on Monday called on agitators in the Niger Delta to carry out internal cleansing by flushing out the criminal elements who had hijacked the genuine struggle for resource control in the region.

Skip to next paragraph

File
Akwa Ibom State Governor, Chief Godswill Akpabio

Akpabio noted that the resort to kidnappings and killings by some militant gangs did not portray the struggle as genuine.

He spoke in Abuja as the lead discussant during the 7th National Roundtable on Good Governance organised by a group in the House of Representatives, The Initiatives, on the topic, “The Niger Delta Crisis and the Challenges of Leadership.”

His comments came just as the Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Dimeji Bankole, observed that the criminal elements in the region had not been fair to the administration of President Umaru Yar’Adua.

He recalled that out of the N3.1tn budgeted by the Federal Government for the entire country this year, the nine states in the Niger Delta alone would take N1.5tn, about half of the budget size.

Akpabio said, “Let the militants rise against themselves and sort out the criminals among them.

“Those who are genuinely agitating for their rights must rise against those who have infiltrated their ranks; they did not need the Federal Government to send the Joint Task Force to the region to do the self-cleansing for them.

“You kidnap a poor girl and kill her, then you send a message to the father to go and claim the corpse. Those you kill, are they not from the Niger Delta?”

Meanwhile, the continued onslaught of the JTF against the militants has resulted in the displacement of more people.

The situation has also brought increased challenges to relief agencies in the Niger Delta such the National Emergency Management Agency and the Nigerian Red Cross.

Our correspondent learnt on Monday that the Director-General of NEMA, AVM Mohammed Audu-Bida (rtd), had directed the immediate movement of more relief materials to affected communities and opening of more camps for the displaced.

Audu-Bida’s order came on the heels of NEMA’s establishment of a camp at a primary school in Ogbe-Ijoh community, Warri South West Local Government, to cater for the needs of victims.

When our correspondent visited NEMA National Headquarters in Abuja, on Monday, neither the DG nor the Head of Public Relations Office, Mr. Yushau Shuaib, was around.

They were said to have travelled along with some other top officials of the agency to Delta State where they were assessing and responding to the needs of displaced people.

Also, the Conference of Ethnic Nationalities in Niger Delta has called on the Federal Government to end the military onslaught in the oil-rich region.

It said that rather than attacking the region, government should face the problems affecting the people squarely with a view to finding solutions to them.

The president of the group, Prof. Kimse Okoko, who described the military action as premeditated, argued that the continued bombing of communities in the region would not stop the genuine agitation of the people.

He said that the invasion by soldiers was an indication that the Nigerian Army was not disciplined enough.

He said, “We are not at home with the attack on communities in the Niger Delta region. It is clear that the military action is premeditated.

“It is one thing to bomb Ijaw communities, it is another thing to annihilate the Ijaw nation. The Ijaw nation cannot be annihilated.

“There is no army in a civilised world that will do what the soldiers are doing in the Niger Delta now. It is as if we are back to the barbaric days.”

Also, anxiety has descended on the 82 Division of the Nigerian Army, Enugu, over the fate of 11 missing JTF soldiers, six of whom were drawn from the barracks in the state.

Our correspondent gathered on Monday that the six soldiers from Enugu division reportedly included a captain, and other infantry soldiers.

Though the names of the soldiers were yet to be officially disclosed, the families of those involved in the JTF operation from Enugu have become apprehensive that their loved ones might have been part of the casualties in the Niger Delta.

A soldier who spoke on condition of anonymity said that there had been apprehension in the barracks since the news broke, adding that the army was doing everything to ensure that the concerned families did not get to know the identities of those who had been declared missing in the operation.

A human rights group, Socio-Economic Rights and Accountability Project, has also called on the United Nations to prevail on its Human Rights Council to address the human rights situation that has been thrown up as a result of the ongoing military onslaught in the Niger Delta.

In another development, the Chairman, Nigerite Nigeria Limited, Dr. Yemi Oladimeji, has said that palliative measures will not solve the issue of youth restiveness in the country.

Speaking during the donation of motorcycles and grinding machines to members of the Osun State Peoples Democratic Party in Osogbo, on Monday, Oladimeji said the government must provide concrete developmental initiatives in order to stop the restiveness.

Oladimeji, who is the leader of Imole De group – a major political bloc within the PDP in Osun State, explained that concerted private-public initiatives were needed to free the country from the jaws of militancy.

What the mess is bgie mess,I laugh in Idoma at all these dreamers

Ijawman,your username should have been FALSE ALARMIST

Thanks Dantitiki,of course @ $1.7million (about N255 million) this car outcosts & outruns any other car.Even the few stars that have it in the US do so as a status symbol as the cost of gas for the car alone for one month can buy some cool SUVs,I'm sure one of those politicians from my country will be eyeing this beast now.

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chelseabmw:
pls post pic of the car

Ok pal,here they are

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Check out the costliest car in the world;BUGATTI VEYRON,it comes with W16 engine-16 cylinders in 4 banks of 4 cylinders fed by four turbochargers, a dual-clutch DSG computer-controlled manual transmission, the Veyron has a length is 4462 mm (175.8 in) a wide of 1998 mm (78.7 in) and hight of 1206 mm (47.5 in). Counting a sum of 10 radiators, for the engine cooling system, for transmission oil, a heat exchanger for the air to liquid intercoolers, for engine oil and can accelerate to 300km/h in 16 seconds.

This is the car Hollywood star actor,Tom Cruise cruises in.

It could be yours for N255,000,000.00 Two hundred and fifty five million naira only or  ($1,700,000.00)

I need this car,but what do I gotta do ta have it?yea I'll fly down to the Niger Delta and do some oil bunkering runs

Tubabie's post was very apt & objective,good to see we still have decent & objective sistas in the house

Check this baby out,2014 Honda Accord
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bawomolo:
There would be a need for masculinism if Nigeria was a female dominated society. This is the same argument white racists made against the NCAAP, SNCC and other civil rights groups. The fact women can't vote, work certain jobs or even drive in certain countries means there is a need for feminism.

In most countries;even Nigeria,there's no need for feminism,except they're looking to dominate their male counterpart(like some sistas in most western countries that have a term for anything a broda does,says or thinks).This cannot be said of some hard core Islamic countries though (where I dare say there is need for the liberation of liberal-minded men who still get persecuted for not wearing their beard to a particular length and the rest silly reasons)

emeshot:
hi,i need pics too.emeshot@yahoo.co.uk.
thanks

Pics sent to your email box.Hope you took time to cross-check the sound history of this machine from the VIN I provided in my first post

Hi Uzo,thanx for the call,I cant wait to see the workhorse as my buyer is getting impatient already

HINT:Just concentrate on superliners,na dem dey move market pass

Hi Ade
I forwarded the pics of the Range Rover to ur box,confirm receipt pls

Well the pictures are not attaching ,maybe the file's too heavy so I'll forward it to your email address on request

Hi people of taste and class,while we await the details of the other Range Rover I posted yesterday,here's this very clean 2006 Range Rover Supercharged Machine with mileage less than 24000,cream interior.Passed all safety and emmision tests in the USA and has no fault AT ALL,you can get the CARFAX thru the VIN which is SALSF25446A934222.It's yours for 9 million.Further inspection will be arranged for serious enquirers.Discrete enquiries should be sent to don2die4 at cheerful dot com

Still attaching pictures, pls bear with me

kuntash:
Excellent carfax history though, but @ N2m , is quite heavy, I am sure $11k would put that ride somewhere around Lagos (cleared), I am sure if u adjust ur profit you could make a faster sale.-

I disagree bro,or is it cos it's 2001 Rav4L
I brought in (by December)an 02 Rav4 which is bigger than the Rav4L and landing cost plus clearing @ tin can was in the nieghbourhood of $16,293 broken down thus
Off sticker price $10,500,shipping $2,000 misc driving costs to shipper $600(exchange rate of $1.00 to NGN 119 by August when I bought it).Clearing at Tin can cost NGN380,000amounting to a landing cost of 1.9 milly so I had to fling it for 2.4 milly

When will it be available in Lagos for inspection and @ what amount
Any other info about these or more truck heads,specially superliners,kindly mail me
don2die4 at cheerful dot com

Bros you sure say that price go fly? cos I got one too on the high seas(exactly like the one you posted),would have been here this week but from Houston it went to Le Havre first.
In a nut shell,it's a 2008 X6 xDrive 35i as well,almost brand spanking new (less than 800 miles),six cylinder turbo,six shiftable auto transmission,keyless ignition and all the other effizzy features.Sold it for 12milly to a certain politician

U dey try

2007 Range Rover sport(supercharged),21000 miles very clean is available for inspection and sale
PRICE:N8,000,000.00
Pictures to be uploaded soon
Interested persons should email don2die4@cheerful.com

Mutu I sent you a mail
How soon can I inspect this superliner