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[quote author= post=81043756]Prayer Time for Believers : May God make us a child that will bring happiness to our parents.
May God make us a source of joy to them.
May they see us and be smiling from afar.

Not the children some parents will see and
momsie is frowning saying : 'this pikin don dey come again o!'
Popsie : "abeg tell am say i no dey house, i don go Pa Okon house!
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Can't love you less Asisat!
Joy of parenthood.

Better pikin like pounded yam.

How do the yorubas say that again please?!

Oh yeeesss!
Thanks so much Fash![/quote]u welcome

CosmicPhoenix:

that lady use to act in nigerian movies as far back as the early 2000s

Just disappeared into thin air.. Some of children born that time are already married

FuckThaMod:
Woman wey be like man.. See her sister sef. It's in the blood.
Nothing soft to press, everything has been compromised

u too notice her sister.If person try to steal press them na to no avail I count am




But se her mother get belle ni

[quote author= post=81043756]Prayer Time for Believers : May God make us a child that will bring happiness to our parents.
May God make us a source of joy to them.
May they see us and be smiling from afar.

Not the one some parents will see and
momsie is frowning saying : 'this pikin don dey come again o!'
Popsie : "abeg tell am say i no dey house, i don go Pa Okon house!
..................... ......................... .......................

Can't love you less Asisat!
Joy of parenthood.

Better pikin like pounded yam.

How do the yorubas say that again please?![/quote]Ọmọ rere bi iyan( well-mannered child like pounded yam)

Every girl in Nigeria is now an actress.. I'm weak bkos of Dollarland Nairaland

NwaAmaikpe:




Apart from politicians, the only people who are benefitting from this Next Level are casket sellers.

Let us say undertaker too even mortuary attendant gan sef

He set his head right ( Nicki minaj's voice)

Se honeymoon go still dey?

Na question I ask o

Truckpusher:
You'll get to a point in your life when pussies and tits won't move you easily unless you owe someone that special obligation.
Then you have achieved another level in your life.

abi o he will even see her wife naked but he will just be smiling alone for good old memories of sex

internationalman:
They are always strolling in almost all their pictures.

When will they ever get to their destination

Jesu

godwinkessi:
As I was reading about Kemi, my neighbor came in, my uncle came in, we read it all together, it solved a lot of household problems for us, we are now more enlightened than we used to. Thank u Kemi

what about mosquitoes in ur house,Dog(s),cockroaches,rats n so on

They didn't turn up

I don't know river goddess have started to be attending party too.. What a mermaid!!!

with her bleaching and makeup I could still detect a pimple.. Pimples is compulsory joor don't kill yourself. U gat to be managing it so it won't spoil skin

Bbbwings:
Are we Ariana Grande now?

Abeg Wetin my crush do u.. Ariana Grande out of this pls

IneedSugarMumy1:




Upon all the problems in Nigeria the dude own was to press breast





Sorry Aunty maybe you exposed your boobi somehow

[quote author=anyimontana post=80989466]watching urself stealing.[/quote

Naija oooo

TIDDOLL:
Bro, you aren't alone on this..
I see them almost every day and they are cool.

There's an agenda in Nigeria to destabilize the country.
And it is working.
Every criminal with a gun is now tagged Fulani.

God bless u o I haven't seen them carrying guns o apart from their staffs they use to direct cows

This thing does baffle me.. Fulani herdsmen in my zone and town to be specific are cool now.Though they do bring their cows into someone's farm and those ones will be eating someone's hardwork but this attack(killing) they're not doing that shit here.. Anytime I see them I'm not afraid to pass beside them as long as I'm not afraid of cows

The only fresh babe in the house then but craziest as well

Look @ dat Dada olowo ẹyọ

doggedfighter:
But do dolphins rape and molest women?

it might be true I knw they're social sha

RonKenoly:
Lol, you dey stay for water?

ig yes safe I dey safe I no b girl

RonKenoly:
My bad, I meant dolphins.

now I have peace of mind

RonKenoly:
Don't mind the dumb fvckz, this is something that is normal in China. The western are seriously fighting against it.

But 9ja wey hungar dey, this Internet wussy won't allow someone hear word. I wish dey get mind to preach to those people in their presence.

Keep shouting whales are friendly and all that, sure they are but they also rape/molest women. Yeah, go figure.

whales rape women kwa or my eyes are deceiving me ni



Nothing I no go hear for this nairaland

MondayOsunbor:
Advice to young people
Never trust a short woman

Kilode? Are they not humans?

Bra is now expensive now..not her fault

No go dey do pass yourself

dedonfranco:
Two months out is wat we ask for.
Hala Madrid!

Did we even use Messi when we inserted sense of 5 1 into your head and another 4 0 like this during Iniesta even with ur Penaldo then

Beverlyjean:
Ur mum should rot in hell ass.hole

ur father ur mother ur entire generation n generation to come will also join u when u re rotting in damn hell motherfucker

camobri:
I hereby curse all OAU lecturers frustrating students lives. Starting from Geology to Chemistry to Pharmacy to Biochemistry to Economics and English, you will never know peace! Good things would always run from you. Bastards

Amen in uncountable times.. I wish God could just stamp it now because it's written "wicked shall not sleep" but no God's slow in anger he's not like these Ogun and Sango n so on

Beverlyjean:
U are brainless... I'm done with u

u are a pathetic fool

As nincompoop as Ronaldo is So do his fans


Rot in hell bastard

Yemi Alade fans won't just let her rest and have peace of mind