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Family / Re: I Married Her A Virgin But Now This Is Happening by tfash96(m): 11:08am On Oct 06
Mrkumareze:
And I got the first gonorrhea from a virgin, in an attempt to disvirgin her . Infaction can be anywhere shocked



So you've had several gonorrhea
Travel / Re: Is Your State Living Up To It's Slogan? by tfash96(m): 6:14am On Sep 23
GeneralPula:
Yes..

Osun-state..

The state of the living spring..
It is now land of virtue no longer the state of the living spring
Sports / Re: EFL CUP: West Ham Knocks Out Man Utd To Reach Fourth Round by tfash96(m): 6:04am On Sep 23
Not a good night for Rapenaldo

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi And Kris Asimonye Celebrate 12-Year Wedding Anniversary by tfash96(m): 11:07pm On Sep 19
AdaNri1:
If 36 is old to you that means you’re still a baby. What are you doing on NL? Are your parents aware you’re here?
Child, this is an adult zone, hand the device back to mummy and don’t come here anymore ok? You can play Roblox if you like but leave now.
grin grin grin Fatality
Properties / Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by tfash96(m): 11:01pm On Sep 19
dingbang:
if you wake up by 2am and the sound still annoys you, just carry salt, open the gen cap and pour inside, cover it back, go back to sleep. [/b]The gen will be running but later off by itself.[b]
grin cheesy grin grin
Properties / Re: My Neighbor Denies Me Sleep With His Generator by tfash96(m): 10:57pm On Sep 19
Buy Solar for him
Politics / Re: Akeredolu: "Tinubu Is The Capone Of South-West & South-South" by tfash96(m): 10:57pm On Sep 19
Okortor:
Capone - that year, it's a name associated with cult leaders n Mafia's.
You go dey hear capo

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Changes Her Son’s Surname From Her Baby Daddy’s Name To Her Father’s by tfash96(m): 8:12pm On Sep 17
suffering:
Na she know. Anything she wants to do with the child, she should do. This reminds me of my friend who had a one night stand with an ugly fat girl because of conji. The guy went his way never to hear from her again. Two years later he received a message on Facebook saying his son was getting big. See shock on his face to discover the woman secretly bore him a child which he couldn’t deny. The son was a carbon copy of his father.

Nairalanders, in my position, what will you do?
what else to do than to claim him

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Keeper, Alisson Signs Six-Year Contract Extension by tfash96(m): 1:26pm On Aug 05
toffyz:
6 years extension is way to long for an already 28 years old player.

So he would be around 34 plus by the time the contract expires.

Poor decision!
He is a keeper not a player. When it comes to longevity in career between a player and a keeper. Always give it to a Keeper. Buffon's still in service till 40. I dare Messi or Ronaldo to repeat that unless they'll leave Europe
Business / Re: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce Becomes Official by tfash96(m): 9:31pm On Aug 02
So it's been unofficial since all these days. Official kee you there
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday (Photos) by tfash96(m): 5:21pm On Aug 02
Pelaiye2703:


So, you don't know? Let's be thankful to God.
Survivor not survival
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday (Photos) by tfash96(m): 12:52pm On Aug 02
Eastlink:
It’s obvious you are still a kid. Pray you don't suffer the kind illness that woman suffered. Go ask the meaning of Cancer. She's a survival.
She is a what? Come again pls
Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday (Photos) by tfash96(m): 12:51pm On Aug 02
Malawian:
Ije Kpoms. This woman remains the best actress I have seen in Nollywood. I thank Fashola for saving this woman's life few years ago.
Do not mention.. We rise by lifting others

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Celebrities / Re: Ngozi Nwosu Celebrates Her 58th Birthday (Photos) by tfash96(m): 12:49pm On Aug 02
Grandmasteer:
I have only watched her film onces but she a very good actress.. happy birthday ma
English is not for everybody
Health / Re: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by tfash96(m): 10:06pm On Aug 01
dontbothermuch:


I am well o. Not everyone can celebrate 2hrs after being bitten by a snake. The same google reassured me it isn't venomous, when waiting for an anti venom at one local hospital.
Guy Guy forget about google. Some bite take days before they manifest and you won't even know when you're bitten unless you saw the snake(similar to your case) so don't put your life on the line
Sports / Re: David Alaba Tests Positive For COVID-19 by tfash96(m): 9:45pm On Jul 28
FalseProphet1:
I see him coming to Nigeria for local treatment, I see him drinking gallons of agbo everyday, I see him being cured of the covid, I see the whole world desperately demanding for agbo from Nigeria, I see agbo sellers becoming millionaires, I see buhari borrowing money from them, I see the Senate president approving Buhari's request to borrow money from agbo sellers, I see Nigerians reacting angrily.

This I have seen.
I see you running mad if care is not taken
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija S6: Beatrice, Peace Squabble During Task Preparation by tfash96(m): 6:03pm On Jul 28
All things going well before the advent of vaginarians
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Scores Four Goals In Napoli Pre-Season Win by tfash96(m): 9:19pm On Jul 18
nairavsdollars:
Osimhen should win Ballon D'or this year.He is better than Messi and CR7
To use you do ritual just dey hungry me

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Sports / Re: Messi Agrees To New Five-year Barcelona Contract, To Take 50% Wage Cut by tfash96(m): 11:23am On Jul 16
Freelancer2020:


who let the dog out?
Tell your father to go inside. Who let him out?
Sports / Re: Messi Agrees To New Five-year Barcelona Contract, To Take 50% Wage Cut by tfash96(m): 11:39am On Jul 15
Freelancer2020:
is messi really a mediocre? is he really afraid to go elsewhere?

I don't think this is all about love as some ppl will want us to believe

playing for a single club till 39, I refuse to believe this is about love
Is he the first person? Why are u people like this? Are you people cursed?

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Sports / Re: Messi Agrees To New Five-year Barcelona Contract, To Take 50% Wage Cut by tfash96(m): 11:34am On Jul 15
ThierryJay:
Even with 50% wage cut, Messi will still earn 1.2million pounds per week which is at least twice that of his closest challenger globally.

That means he was earning a whopping 2.4million pounds/week under his now expired contract while dem CR dey battle with 500,000 pounds/week.

Mehn, how did Messi cut this soap abeg? There are levels to this shit.

And no need for Messi to leave Barca to prove anything anymore. After all, he has proven himself by winning best player and trophy in 3 continents: South America, Asia & Europe. Let your barbecue CR leave his comfort zone Europe and go and prove himself elsewhere grin.
That barbecue off me ����

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Drunk Man Mauled To Death By Shark After Walking Into Brazilian Sea To Pee by tfash96(m): 10:18pm On Jul 14
The shark made it clear that "Always Make Ocean Clean"
Sports / Re: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by tfash96(m): 7:20pm On Jul 11
Joedoyle:
Young man, were you dead when Messi had only one goal in a Copa America? How about the last world cup?
If it were easy to take panalties, France would probably be in the final by now.
Am sorry to say this but Messi still follows CR7 behind. CR7 always get there before him. He breaks a grand record before Messi.
My God won't shame us for life. So you could change your If penalty was so easy France would probably be in the final. No more Messi would've won international trophy

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Sports / Re: Messi Lifts The 2021 Copa America Trophy As Argentina Defeats Brazil (Video) by tfash96(m): 7:03pm On Jul 11
Shezkid01:

Jeans ko kaki ni
Jinx
pls don't kill me �����
Sports / Re: MESSI: Lessons To Learn From Argentina's Copa America Win by tfash96(m): 12:42pm On Jul 11
kenzysmith:
guy take am easy na this is too much o
The guy dey vex but na the true talk

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Celebrities / Re: Zinoleesky Acquires A New Luxurious Car Worth N22million (video) by tfash96(m): 8:12pm On Jul 08
LienwaltAbel:

It's like you did not read what you quoted or maybe Michael Jackson is a Nigerian. Besides how many records did Michael Jackson sell? Over 350 million and he wasn't part of a band and literally owned all royalties to his songs so what are you even saying, can you compare one of the best selling musicians in history to people like Migos or 21 Savage. undecidedundecided
I got your first point that almost everybody in music are into drug or shady things.. But if they are not into any shady thing Nigerian music is enough for anybody who's not over ambitious to be okay financially
Celebrities / Re: Zinoleesky Acquires A New Luxurious Car Worth N22million (video) by tfash96(m): 11:20am On Jul 06
LienwaltAbel:

Music business is a sham in Nigeria, 90% of us download the music for free then the meagre amount realised through record sales is swallowed by the record labels, the remaining peanuts go to the poor musicians. Musicians in Nigeria depend on concerts and endorsements to make ends meet or they go into fraud coupled with the latter in some cases.
Seems you need to be lectured. You're ignorant of some things. I doubt you're aware that even after the death of MJ he's still earning from his grave
Career / Re: Should I Forfeit My Better Paying Job, For A Fg Job. by tfash96(m): 1:07pm On Jul 03
Before you leave your current job be sure if the promotion is fast so you won't collect that amount for 10 years

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Celebrities / Re: Tems And Muyiwa Awoniyi Accuse Bebe Cool Of Lying And Being Behind Their Arrest by tfash96(m): 8:51am On Dec 19, 2020
mightyhazel:
u cant act sissy and still own a big tool.. these things are proportionate,inversely
grin grin Hmm God should've sent him to this world as one of vagina feofle
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Pregnant Cobra My Brother Killed Near Their House, With It's Eggs Intact by tfash96(m): 8:49am On Dec 19, 2020
rowland545:
exactly,...

Snakes r dangerous I don't want those fuckers around
you just need to know how to kill them when you see them around your compound..u need courage to kill them with any hard object or better still get DD force to do the job for you
Celebrities / Re: “Davido Ignored Me” - Cynthia Morgan Reveals by tfash96(m): 8:43am On Dec 19, 2020
sayhi2bammy:
Then she needs to check herself....

Someone decided to help you and all of a sudden, he changed and ignored you..

Righteouness89 would have been in the best position to pray for her.

#freerighteousness89

smiley smiley
happy freeing.. He Should rot there... When did he kiss ban sef

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