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Did you get to that your position on meritorious level? Ask yourself that question first, and also check if your colleagues are corruption free.... Was it not @JAMB office that "snake" swallowed 36mil? Corruption in Nigeria is like peak milk, "it's in you."

I can only laugh from here.... LoLzzz!!! Cr7 is the real GOAT.. Any other person or persons parading themselves as such, are counterfeit...

KendrickAyomide:
Even with the Gra Gra of USA. See their position. Idiots

They are actually 6th on that list.. Remember, USA passport is still the real hot cake bro

Damzed:
Please is NECO Certificate accepted as SSCE Certificate or is it only WAEC certificate we can use.

WAEC is Recruiting, and you want to apply with NECO... Anyway, I don't know if they will accept it..

Oga Rochas, before you complain about your certificate of return, you should properly hand over to Gov. Ihedioha... He who wants equity, must go after it with clean hands..

I hope Kelechi Iheanacho is not there oo.. That guy deserve to watch the AFCON from Nigeria..

08130489858

Again?? Anyway, it's none of my business..

Some girls re even looking for doze kinda guyz.. But I think u should learn how to say NO in some cases, nd if he isn't OK with DAT.....Yhu better freestyle his case b4 it will be too late...

Bro, all you need to do is to try and avoid those girls that are giving you wahala... Most of them re evil,sent to destroy your destiny.. Try toasting a new one that wont give u HBP.

fullstreets:
My only gf went 2 weeks ago n d result was negative, so I will say mine was also 2 weeks ago.

hahahahahaha...guy u r very funny.

funny enough

thesicilian:
I check my own every morning and evening.

Mehn, it was terrible today.. I was infront of the faculty when it started.. It wasnt actually the presidential candidate alone but one of the Secretary General aspirant and financial Secretary respectively were involved in that rigging plan.. I thank God that it didnt work out as they planned it and also the angry mob were denied expressing thier grievances @him.. E 4 be another story oooo

#200 @UNN

Portuguese @the semi finals of Euro... I want to believe that Mr Messi is learning from this dude called C.Ronaldo cos he is a man to watch... Kudoz to Sanchez! *Final all the way*

Eebrahym:
old but very funny

Thanks bro!!

A female class teacher was having
problem with a boy in her class in 3rd
grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be
in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister
and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took
the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy
with some questions from 4th grade
Principal: What is 3 3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6 6
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to
send the boy to 4th grade immediately.
Madam ask if she could ask the boy her
questions and the principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that
i've only 2
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't
have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends
with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and then
comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide,
but before he could stop the answer, the
boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me.
You tie me down to get me up, I get wet
before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle
with me when you are bored. The best
man always has me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm
not well, i drip. When you blow me, you
feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver
Boy: Arrow
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit
a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use
your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's
longer in some men than others,the
Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it
to his wife after marriage
Boy: surname
Madam: What part of the man has no
bone but has muscles with a lot of veins
like pumpkin and is responsible for
making love
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief
and said to the Madam 'Send this
BLOODY boy to the University...even
myself got all answers wrong!

Girls be like, No ooo,, Anyway, dont pray to meet d niggar dat will tear it into two... #p**sy hunters#

I dey craze?, to pick a mannerless girl for marriage.. Most ov d baez in Nland aint diff from wat we re sayin here sha..

Receive Manners IJN

FTC....dedicated to God ALmighty.. My bro, i support u 100%.. Lets mobilize OAU students bcus dey like protest wella...

Hmmmm Dirty school indeed... Ah jxt wish d sch mgmt wuld mandate d whole students to do the clean-up or it will remain like dat... ##TeaM LioN's DeN

Even your boss get a boss.... Go on and insult him, whereas he started it.