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kenkenn:
Hmmmn...am just forced to ask..'Do you live in a forest?'

I reside in Ikoyi, the first one was found around Lekki Phase one, but this one was found here in Ikoyi.. Tortoise can be found anywhere bro.. tortoises are wanders..

It's me and tortoises have something I common.. Or are they my guiding spirits cos I often see them around me.. But I no like snake oh


Last year May I found one tortoise and I posted it here.. Here's the thread www.nairaland.com/2337312/check-out-cute-little-tortoise


And now I found another one which bigger.. I was resting under a tree having a 'Good Time' (you knw what that means) medidating while levitating and suddenly I look to the side, lo and behold what I saw was a nice cute Tortoise.. "ah, my guy so you dey yah" I said to him.. Without saying a word, he stick his head out and nod in a gesture that says "yes oh, I dey here since na, abeg pass me that thing mek me sef feel am". Lol


That's how I met my new cute tortoise. I took him or her home and put it inna big bowl of water.. Fed it sardine and some fruits.. the guy dey enjoy oh.. My guy just dey swim dey go.


Pls is there anyone that keeps a tortoise, let's gist about it.. Let's share ideas..


Pics below:

It's me and tortoises have something I common.. Or are they my guiding spirits cos I often see them around me.. But I no like snake oh


Last year May I found one tortoise and I posted it here.. Here's the thread www.nairaland.com/2337312/check-out-cute-little-tortoise


And now I found another one which bigger.. I was resting under a tree having a 'Good Time' (you knw what that means) medidating while levitating and suddenly I look to the side, lo and behold what I saw was a nice cute Tortoise.. "ah, my guy so you dey yah" I said to him.. Without saying a word, he stick his head out and nod in a gesture that says "yes oh, I dey here since na, abeg pass me that thing mek me sef feel am". Lol


That's how I met my new cute tortoise. I took him or her home and put it inna big bowl of water.. Fed it sardine and some fruits.. the guy dey enjoy oh.. My guy just dey swim dey go.


Pls is there anyone that keeps a tortoise, let's gist about it.. Let's share ideas..


Pics below:

Izonpikin:
why wont nobody buy our oil.../....who will stop it for where oil market open berekete...oboy we go drink our oil, sell am, refine am and then make mad money...then we go still plant yam or import am... ...we go make sense wella...

Joseph the dreamer

crackhouse:
please what's the meaning of this.

G.O.A.T.. No go dey reason suya/asun oh

Izonpikin:
No wahala..We would drink it..nonsense

If we vex nobody will buy your oyel.. And our Yam will not be available for y'all. So it's either you take and release the oil, or you drink your crude and die

jaybee:
COMPLETE OPPOSITE.

The man is not fit for governance. His utterances and actions are antithetical to his professed experience and intellectual exposure.

bad belle no good o

giftiebrown:
lol, Mourinho was 1 of L V Gaal's assistants bk den, Guardiola played under dem

Nice 1 thnx... E don tey Wey Mou don dey cause gobe..

Na NDA job

Cool

m1500:
JUst wondering why the president cannot rest in his country. I hope the British PM will consider coming to Nigeria to rest.

The country Wey PDP thieves and Jonathan buffooness and corruption don dabaru finish!? Abeg park well Jor! For 16 damn years no standard hospitals and specialists Wey man pikin fit enjoy..

Baba abeg go relax Jare, you don try. Thunder fire your enemies anywhere dema dey.. Batty people!

giftiebrown:
behind Amunike

what's Mourinho doing behind Amunike? Was he a player then.. And why is Guardiola wearing jersey?

Samscoz:
she is to musculer for my liking

so what should we do now?

chemystery:
This one don pass tear rubber... this one na tear iron

as in ehh, woman of steel

Nusaf:
We are now in the Holy Month once again. God bless my Muslim brothers and sisters as we seek for forgiveness and more devotion to our historic Islamic practices. May The Almighty count us among the beneficiaries of The Night Of Power. Allah Is The Greatest!!!

Allahu Akbar! Getting ready for Sahurr

usbcable:
for posterity sake I will do the quoting so you dont change it in future.

bros u try

Bimffo:
E no bad reach make Arsenal beat Us 4-1. Thank eledumare sey man no be god.

bros how far?

This man lacks common sense Jare.. Obama face, Obanikoro (taut) brain..

chuzzyofficial:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-czFywhwa39g/V1PyndQF-jI/AAAAAAAD6zk/_wDOMWTfhZU4gtvOAcgHvbMk43dfKoXIQCLcB/s640/FB_IMG_1465113893076.jpg[/img]

Lagos State is Re-Defining Transportation Sector with The Introduction of New Interactive Modern Bus Terminal Layouts.... See more photos below


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyofficial.com/2016/06/lagos-introduces-modern-bus-terminals.html

lalasticlala, ijebabe

Op that's Obalende BRT bus stop terminal.. Nice.

godG:
This is why I always tell folks that the problem with Nigeria is that we are being led by unintelligent guys. Nigeria is unfortunate to have a medieval leader like PMB.

Imagine a country where Dino and co are lawmakers.

And Forget the "Prof." before "Osinbajo", those guys don't have any clue about how 21st century governance works.

Only if we had smart guys in government. Not even the used-to-be critics like the Omojuwas, and Ogunlesis (the commercializers of privilege) of our time, who are just hustlers like most of us --- trying to put food on the table.

We need help -- a revolution driven by a clearheaded masses. God!

You that is with clues should go and win election.. Dey yah dey yarn bullshitts!

opiaoku:
Buhari is a certified coward terrorist

OK we don hear.. Dear Wailer.. Keep wailing till 2019 or more...

XieXie:
lols guy you funny oooooo

Dem got stinky asses.. I hope say u no be wailer?..

Sai Baba! Thunders fire Wailers/Ipob/Massob/Avengers asses..

Laughing in Christinanity

ArmedRobber:
Jesus..

Why economy no go crash.

E no go better for anybody wey dey support PDP..

And recovering of loots still going on,by the time dem finish..
E go reach 6trillion money for budget

Na because of ArmedRobbers like you our economy wan pafuka so.. no vex na joke o..

ShowYourCertificate:
They have demands. Google is your friend.

To hell with their demand and their supporters. Death to the Avengers and their sympathisers.

OK

Madding things

So una hide this picture till Baba die abi?

Rest In Peace Baba!

ZubbyGodson:
So Your King Of The North Later Went Right? FOOL

Lalasticlala, this dude just broke a rule.

These guys are confused. They don't even know what to fight for anymore.. Bunch of ugly terrorist.