₦airaland Forum

Kamanda: This Ify guy and his other 40laptop goats should organise an event at any market place in Nigeria and present these as achievement to the people.

ritux: Pls ask the moderators why they edited my post.

I said nobody fool or idiot should mention db records boss name here

ritux: Pls nobody FOOL or IDIOT should mention their former member's name on this thread

DaLover: After realizing that you live with your dad, I simply laughed at your immature comments!

Ramcie: aww ! Joseph Benjamin my love. come to mama

obicentlis: While EFFC in his hand, he left Ohakim work away with his loots and he is emotionally supporting the worst thing to happen to any state gov's office in the person of T. A. Orji, the worst gov of the century that patches a road wiTh 10m naira then hires media houses with 30m naira to cover the commissioning of the patch patch road. Come to Aba and you will hate GEJ for supporting his fellow clueless dude.

Jazzgreen: tank u my brother, mak we laugh and 4get bad belle peopl. De dr wast ur MB and time. Wen d man de enjoy 1bn food allowance.who de loose?.if e vex u pass,go contest for COMMUNITY LEADER for ur village,rule dem for one year, and i bet u'll be more dan a RETARDEEN.up GEJ JARE. Abeg mak i sharperly post another joke. But u for click LIKE na. U stingy oo.

ifihearam: @op
The problem with people like you and demdem is that you might die of hypertension sooner than later,all the problems you foolishly listed above were created by him right You people are serial losers and will continue to be. Whether you like it or not,spot his flaws or not,he will give a landslide victory to any candidate come 2015, be it free and fair or rigged.

GEJ is a popular demand,a common denominator in nigerian politics,he is the answer to our prayers,even when he is reluctant to re contesting,we are begging him because he is the messiah of this country.

Thank you.

misreal: y do u ppl always like bringing down jonathan.wer u ppl expecting gej to tke naija to de promise land in 8 years.wat he has given nigerians dat we shud be gr8ful for is transparency.if nigeria had dis kind of transparency during obj's reign,blve me obj wud av been de most criricized president.

Karismatik: he was evil while alive. i can imagine him gnashing his teeth in hell.
can't wait 2 see dos fu+ckig northern looters and deir boko boys rot wit him.
...oh! least i 4get, and deir 77 virgins.

Omogbhollahorn: should we jump out and start dancing alingo now ni abi watin

dessy002: A Yoruba Man and an Igbo man
were caught in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer. They were arrested and
taken
to the Sheikh's palace for questioning and judgement. The
yoruba man lied that the igbo
man smuggled and forced him to
drink the beer!! Both were
initially
given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the
sheikh decided they should be
released after some lashes of
the whip. As they were
preparing for
their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's
birthday
today and she asked me to
allow each of you 2 wishes
before your whipping, but you
cannot wish not to be whipped!" The yoruba man thought for a
second then said: "Please tie two
pillows to my back before
whipping." And
my second wish is that you flog
me only 20 strokes of the whip. He was whipped, and luckily for
him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.:$
The igbo man saw this; thought
for a second, then said: "Thank
you, most royal and merciful highness for the wishes. My
first wish is to receive 100 lashes
with the strongest..., toughest
whip available." :O
"If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a puzzled look on his face..., " and your second wish?"
igbo man replies: "Tie the yoruba
man to my back....
Yoruba man faints...

gogodaye: The combined cacophony of the voices of 'fearful' Esau and the deceitful ploy of Godloving Jacob. I'll stand by the decision of the John Momoh led Channels Communication management team to take a cue (after seeing the body language of the worlds' most powerful president from Nigeria) to sustain their survival and security from the frustration of a god-man who is simply too pretencious to admit and accept help knowing that the task ahead is far above his head. Now we too well what not to believe.

gogodaye: The combined cacophony of the voices of 'fearful' Esau and the deceitful ploy of Godloving Jacob. I'll stand by the decision of the John Momoh led Channels Communication management team to take a cue (after seeing the body language of the worlds' most powerful president from Nigeria) to sustain their survival and security from the frustration of a god-man who is simply too pretencious to admit and accept help knowing that the task ahead is far above his head. Now we too well what not to believe.