Crime › Re: Plateau Leader Arrested With 5 Skulls by thaoriginator: 2:17pm On Jan 26, 2013 |
Is that a human skull or a gorilla's? |
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Is The New Samsung Ambassador by thaoriginator: 11:01pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
[quote author=tetranine ]What is MILF pls?[/quote]Mother I'd Like To F**k  |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:39pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
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Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:34pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Roland17: Musa na suwegbe wetin e do again? |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:33pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Havilah93: musa again?
Dem swear for dis guy? come dem swear for you? Why hate musa like dis? Abi b'cos na abkoi my guy?! Abeg shut up make we watch ball!!! |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:28pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
abifoluwa: Take away musy. Bring in someone. Anyone that's a no-no, I just called Keshi from aso rock. Make e no change musa fa! Dat na the only aboki for the squad! *aboki my guy* |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:25pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
scipher: nnwane, ya one of the 40- laptop crew abi  no na me be Reno omo-okiri aka 'the attack lion'. Abi you wan write application? Vacancy dey O! |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:17pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
abbakacici: Bleep emenike f**k you too motherf**cker! Me wey dey for aso rock dey flex with GEJ?! Up Naija jorrrrrrrrr! |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:13pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
E be like say we don score abeg na who score I hear shout for where I dey
Abeg tell me somebody! |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 5:07pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
scipher: brother, na indomie de your head  hehehehe abeg help me ask the dunce head. Me wey with oga jona for Aso Villa dey watch d match! I nearly slap the retardeen wen mikel misses the penarobo. Still on still, up super chicken wings  |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 4:55pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
I'm watching the match LIVE in Aso rock me and GEJ just dey flex here. *eating cassava and sipping alomo bitters mixed with schnapps* life is good! |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 4:51pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
ItsModella: support gini? after I don rake finish to my Zambian friend...my facebook sef is under attack..make I follow super chickens die abeg. naso you love chicken reach? No worry I will take you TFC, ok?! |
Sports › Re: Zambia Vs Nigeria (AFCON 2013) (1 - 1) On 25th January 2013 by thaoriginator: 4:49pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Stephen Keshi should av taken dat penalty.  |
Nairaland General › Re: 25 Abbreviations You Must Know About by thaoriginator: 4:28pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
NAGC = Nairalanders Are Going Crazy NIOBSO = Nairaland Is Owned By Seun Osewa MPDBM = Moderator Please Don't Ban Me IHS = I Hate Sexkillz (the guy ban me for doing nada) |
Sports › Re: Any Prophesy Concerning Zambia Vs Nigeria Match? by thaoriginator: 3:45pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Jazzgreen: Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probablydoesn't own a cat and he might give the cat food to his children. He goes to Akpos and ask him to bringthe cat as proof for him to buy the cat food. Akpos goes and bring his cat andthe manager lets him buy the dozen cans. A few days later Akpos finds dog food at a low lower price. He buys a dozen cans of dog food. Again the manager wants proof that he owns the dog. Akpos goes to get hisdog and the manager lets him buy. A few days later Akpos goes to the store carrying a bag. He ask the managerto put his hand in the bag and feel what is inside. After feeling what's in the bag the manager says,"What the f**k? What is this? Is this shit?" Akpos nodded and replied, "Yes Iwanted to buy toilet paper and I don't want you to send me back for proof again."   na match dem say make u come predict, na jokes u come deh tell us here. U be coconut head?! By the way, na for where u deh get ur nasty, unlaughable jokes from? U even sound like the real 'AKPOS' here. Anyhow sha, nutin do yuh! Oya make I predict jorrh! @OP, I don watch d match tomorrow, the scores na 2:0 in favour of d eagles. First goal to be scored by A. Musa and second goal by Mikel Obi... Is there any prize? |
Business › Re: Can You Become Self Employed With 100k by thaoriginator: 3:31pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
heywhytech1: I have 200k, can someone with good business ideal advise me on the type of business I can invest it on! I have an idea, meet me at obalende under-bridge bus stop around 10pm. I will put you through! |
Health › Re: Man Grows New Nose In His Arm by thaoriginator: 2:52pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Why are there so many hidden comments? Is it the 'first to comment gangstas'? Or what? BTWN: how would they put a nose on ones arm?  That is crazy and weird mehn! How the pesin go even talk blow cartther now?  |
Politics › Re: Chime Discharged From Wellington Hospital by thaoriginator: 12:44pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Congratulashun mr Chime! Now that amadioha have saved you from hands of death, I hereby advice you to REPENT and do nutin but good to the poor people of ur state. God help you! |
Sports › Re: Is Joseph Yobo a good Captain by thaoriginator: 12:31pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
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Politics › Re: CPC Attacks Okupe For Criticizing Buhari by thaoriginator: 12:30pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Ola0711: ur surname is DOG..Mumu castrated Dog is okupe your dear father? If yes, then you must be an attack-puppy! Go and eat some bones so you can bark well. Toothless dirty-dog! |
Politics › Re: Third Mainland Bridge To Get Street Lights In April by thaoriginator: 12:12pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Stree wey dem go do leave am there without any power! A good example is the lekki/ajah/epe-exressway, dem just put the street lights pole there for the sake of putting! The lights are always out!!!  |
Politics › Re: Clark Wants Jonathan To Ban Governors' Forum by thaoriginator: 12:01pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Symphony007: you're a bloody plonker for that most outrageous and disgusting question!! Why would you insult an entire region of people because of one outlair? I hope you realise how inappopraite that was. |
Politics › Re: Clark Wants Jonathan To Ban Governors' Forum by thaoriginator: 12:01pm On Jan 25, 2013 |
Symphony007: you're a bloody plonker for that most outrageous and disgusting question!! Why would you insult an entire region of people because of one outlair? I hope you realise how inappopraite that was. easy bro? Or are you a southerner too (are you clueless)? |
Computers › Re: Eight-year-old Shafay Is The Youngest Microsoft Tech Certified Specialist by thaoriginator: 11:58am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Wow! *claps* |
Politics › Re: 20 Die As Plateau sects Clash Again by thaoriginator: 11:45am On Jan 25, 2013 |
Dankarara: Papa God, which day i go get visa make i delete 4rm dis counry? go hug transformer, dat na first class visa to the depth of hell  |
Politics › Re: 20 Die As Plateau sects Clash Again by thaoriginator: 11:40am On Jan 25, 2013 |
BetaThings: 2 separate incidents, one believed to have been started by Fulanis, the other by non-Fulani But the abuses by the commentators have been on the Fulanis alone Christians never cease to amaze bros dem go amaze you so tey you go turn to maize sef! Na to siddon look O. |
Politics › Re: 20 Die As Plateau sects Clash Again by thaoriginator: 11:33am On Jan 25, 2013 |
excel123: Stop the killing...REPENT.
All Unrighteousness is Sin (I John 5:17a) If you are not born again or maybe you are a compromiser or backslider, you must do something as a matter of urgency. He that commits sin is of the devil, I John 3:8 (I John 3: . If you are into lying, cheating, bitterness, keeping malice, pride, manifesting anger, quarreling, unforgiveness, hatred, envy, contention, strife, bitterness, speaking evil of others, taking or giving bribe, selfishness, deception, kidnapping, smuggling, falsification of documents, swearing, extortion and other sinful character dispositions, you must repent. Such evil and wicked character will hinder the manifestation of abundant blessings upon your life. If you are into masturbation, fornication, adultery, prostitution (private or public), patronizing prostitutes, abortion, lesbianism, homosexualism, watching pornography (I Corinthians 6:9-10), or any form of immorality, you need to repent. Whatever be the area of your sin, you must repent and make amends. Are you into idolatry, do you make or use charms, rituals, bow down to images, do you rob or steal? Are you into cultism, whether open or secret cult? Do you practice witchcraft? Do you smoke cigarette or hemp? Do you sell them or offer them to people? Do you smoke or sniff hard drugs such as cocaine, heroin, captain black, hashish or other banned drugs or snuff? Are you lusting - lusting after men or women, covetous, alcohol drinking? You must repent and give your life to Jesus Christ. Are you into the business of marriage and divorce? Are you married to more than one person? Repent!! Marriage is between a man and a woman. Marriage is for better and for worse until death separates (Matthew 19:3-6). ‘Wherefore they are no more two but one flesh. What therefore God has joined together let no man put asunder (separate)’. Amend your ways and God will bless you. Proverbs 28: 13 says, ‘‘He that covers his sins shall not prosper, but whoever confesses and forsakes them shall have mercy.’’ You must not therefore hide your sins. You must repent of them, confess and forsake them. A Christian is not a sinner and a sinner is not a Christian. If you must be a blessed child of God, you must repent of your sins and give your life to Jesus Christ. If you believe Jesus Christ today, righteousness of God will come into your life and abundant life will be your portion. If you neglect this call to repentance and salvation, you will not escape hell fire (Hebrews 2:3). In Luke 13:3, Jesus said, ‘I tell you, Nay: but except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish’. Matthew 6:33 says, ‘‘But seek ye first the kingdom of God and His righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you’’ Peace, joy, healing, deliverance and all blessings will be your portion. You will make heaven at last, as you continue in righteousness.
If you have decided now to give your life to Jesus Christ and to forsake your sinful lifestyle, you need to pray this prayer: Almighty God, I come unto you in the name of Jesus. Father I confess that I am a sinner. All my sins I confess to you. I am very sorry for all my sins (mention those you can remember). Lord I promise you that from today I will never continue in them anymore. I believe that Jesus Christ died and rose again on the third day for my justification. Almighty God, use the blood of Jesus to wash my sins away. Lord Jesus, come into my heart, be my Lord and personal Savior. I surrender my life to you. Cancel my name from the book of death and write it in the book of life. Give me power to sin no more. In Jesus name I pray. Amen!!
Your spiritual welfare is my concern. I recommend www.chosentv.org, www.thelordschosenworld.org, and www.chosennews.net for you.
If you want to be free from satanic bondage, healed of sicknesses then you need to visit this church, 'THE LORD'S CHOSEN CHARIMATIC REVIVAL MOVEMENT' with HQ in Nigeria, Ijesha Lagos pastor kuli kuli, you don come? You sef wan buy private jet abi? Your way still faaaaar out!!! More anointing oil to ya elbow  |
Politics › Re: Police Recruits Lament Inhuman Condition At Enugu Police College by thaoriginator: 8:54am On Jan 25, 2013 |
neksummi: They shouldn't worry, a committee has been set up to look into their matter! that committee is for lagos-ikeja police college. Another committee needs to be set up to look into this one and another one again to confirm the report of the first committee  |
Phones › Re: Text Message Across Networks To Cost N4 - NCC by thaoriginator: 8:32am On Jan 25, 2013 |
tomsongz: Who iz responsible 4 da regulation of ashaaoww prices,we need there help o coz as at last year 1 round=600 2 round=1100 Express(all night)=5000 but ryt now it has been doubled or even tripled 1 round=1000 2 round=2000 Express(all night)=7500 So we r beging gudluck 2 pls setup a pannel 2 look into da mata abeg na for where be dat  una own still cheap Oooo! For where I dey even to touch br*easts alone na 1k, talkless of to knack akpako.. Make the FG put subsidy on this ashis before dem empty our account. But seriously, this network companies don hammer tey tey, it will do them no harm if they even decided to give us free sms for now to 10years. Abi I lie?  |
Politics › Re: 11-man Panel To Probe Police Colleges’ Rot by thaoriginator: 11:01pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
Another bombaclaaat committee is set up fi a check wah gwan inna the batty-buoy college mon? A yuh suh dem a gon deliver right? Cos di last time mi check alot committee was set up with no result deh. A yuh suh anything positive gon fi come out this thief a dem? Mi doubt dat man! Bad mind grudgeful mi nuh wan see dem no longa man... Mi a hope and pray fi dah day wen all of dem corrupt politicians will get wah deh a deserve inna this naaashun! These peeeople dem a living large while the poor masses dem a hunga everyday, likkle children dem a sick without nuh medical attenshun fi dem. wata wicked leader we av. One day is one day, wen king kong will go to the market place and will nuh fi come back again. But until then, enjoy the fresh air yo! |
Celebrities › Re: May D Welcomes A Baby Boy by thaoriginator: 10:18pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Terry G Backing His Baby by thaoriginator: 8:57pm On Jan 24, 2013 |
tchidi: I don't think this pix is recent cos 1: he has less tattoos on d part of his body that is visible. 2: that room looks like a self contain 3: he looks finer n younger here...  I rest my case... which kain case you get wey you dey rest? She na brief-case, suit-case abi na court-case?  Abeg elaborated! @topic Na who born dis kain pikin? |