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Bombaclaaaaat bad bwoy Buhari

Unityroad:
Learn to read well before you type next time

Omo, she nearly confuse me, I come dey think wether I read the story upside down

Wow! Man cyan bloodclaat Pon dis??



Me member me old lost love wey me date since a long time ah Ceaser



Me tell her fi gwan home caw she ah give di pussy weh... Cos me told from di if she ever give di pussy weh me a go kill her

Me never wan commit ah murder enuh..

Batty man Buhari should resign and go back to his cow farm..

We nuh bloodclaat care wah a go happen afterwards..

Di man ah failed woefully me say

Dpharisee:
His real name is Felix Terungwa Dav, you can check him out on Facebook. He is not a lady

Lmaoooo.. Una don dig him profile enter Facebook.

Mi bloodclaat



Nairaland youth dem have nuh chill at all inna real life.

Me bloodclaat


Whattisdis??

Me bloodclaat!


Keep deceiving the people.

One day monkey go enter market

Mi laugh, my sad and me bloodclaat!!!


How the hell dem wan we fi believe inna this??

A long time dem tell we di batty man shecow him dead and gone.

Bombaclaaaaat NA me nah take dem serious fi dis...

How many years it ah go take fi destroy a rasclaat terrorist weh nuh have no military training?

Dem ah take we fi a rollercoaster ride since day one inna dis zoo-clot Nation..

Buss me gun and praise the Lord

Mi bloodclaat!!!


Money a whole a dem a pree from SW-SE-SS-NW-NE-NC

Di youth haffi Fi tame these rasclaat idiottts deh...

All ah dem a bagga politician!!!

Me did born as a disciplined child, society make me act so wild..


Big man don't give me no story.. what about poor people's glory.

Ain't no love di police no show me.

Dem say issa criminal zone this.

Dem wan we pon deathrow.. Watch yuh sef inna di ghetto..

UDUJ:
I love your Jamaican patois writing

Big up bredren. Everyting criss

Thanks breda.. Me rate yuh too much man. Peace!

Me bloodclaat!!!



Batty Man Sanwo Olu...

Dem wan fi start another bagga drama..

dragunov:
Everything dem yah bloodsuckas touch dries up an dead dem cyaa run a country fi development but run it aground Yet dem claiming intelligence an leadership

Omo di matter no be here!

Fi how low di garrison ah go suffer? Fi how long we ah go sidung yah and a complain pon di net.. All hand mussi be pon deck fi take di bull by the horn mi breda..

A lot people a go dead, wether we fight or not.. Dem ah bombaclaaaaat murderous!

Smaddy pass me a light fi fiyah dis bagga spliff yah so

Drella:
Me ah nuh fii bite mi tongue

Thanks fii tha heads up brah..

I get am?

Nice one. Aso di ting gwan..

Me see say you ah go grasp quick quick..

Confidence addi key inna real life..

GodWrites:
The journey of a man begins when he's able to become an observer and not the observed.

I call them GODS cause they have gone beyond the conventional, pushing through limitations imposed by our biological brain.

This wondrous plant evolved with us, and has been used for over 2000 years by our ancestors. It has led to the spiritual and physical awakening of the human species, allowing us to breakthrough technology and science.

My best of works as a writer came when stoned. At that state, I'm like an omnipresent, stealing ideas and concepts as if they were my own.

Not forgotten, my greatest orgasm came when I was stoned. I often feel the energy surge through my spine, as if convulsing, I will redirect the energy to my desires and wants.

My wealth came because I was strong and powerful enough to utilize my chore - my energy. We all have this energy, but we don't really know how to channel these energies to materialize our desires.

Ignorance!

Every wisdom, every knowledge, I have acquired in that state of consciousness. They have been applied to real conditions and the result was astounding.

When I'm stoned, I can move beyond this 3d plane, and walk among the gods who came before me.

We often have issues answering "who am I?"

When you unlock your brain through this wondrous plant, you become known and one with who you are.

How wonderful!

Sometimes the things you need in life maybe difficult not all the time it's going to be easy, that's why I just, smoke the marijuana and get highhh...


Stay above the wickeds and flyyy...

I'm feeling so very good about myself, Babylon ain't feeling too good that's they problem.. Me smoke the marijuana and get....

Pussy claat you man

Drella:
Lol you don turn guru
Thanks

guru ke!? To speak am nuh easy like to write am o. You for bite your tongue

Di whole ah dem ah pussy!

Fi how long dem ah guh run? Y'all can run but your pussy cyan hide.

You haffi guh get ah gun and bullets and face dem bombaclaaaaat robbers dem squarely..

It's time guns are legalised in dis country.. Gunz and weed.

Solonzo4chizo5:

Jail straight!!!!

What's going on inna dis rasclaat country?

Drella:
It took you years before you could become proficient right?

I just love it

for real... It's more like our own Pidgin, just a likkle differences here and there..

For example: Pikin = Pickney

Where you dey = weh yuh deh

On = Pon

Mother = mada

Eat = nyam

Duppy = ghost or spirit

E plenty jare

Mi bloodclaat!

Awhole ah dem a rasclaat pussy hole idiottts!


Me cyaan bother

Drella:
How did you learn the Jamaican patois bro.I am interested please

e dey easy na... Just relax and open up your mind and medidate.. Also listen to dancehall and raggaeton

Bloodclaat Rino O Mockery!

Mi bloodclaat!

Ripeace likkle pretty flower gyal... Watta rasclaat ah gwan dis ah year.. it hafi come a be gone quick quick quick.


Sometimes me just feel like fi bust me gun pon dem politicians and praise the Lord!

zedman1:
Hwa hwa hwa, ya weed yinadi smoke are hatter dan 'Daaamn Niggaaar' weed.

ah highgrade kush man ah fuc wit.... Dem bwoy dem ah locals, commoners