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Governor Fayose is in a romantic mood these days; the usual criticism of the Buhari administration seemed to have softened these past few days as Buhari personally met with him. Thus far, he seemed to be the only one to get the PDP nomination ticket as Alhaji Atiku is still doing some consultation when I believe he should be campaigning already.

Ayodele Fayose has been married to his wife for the past 29 long years and in a country where the average marriage these days has the lifespan of a candle; this is no small achievement. Here are a few pictures of the couples from way back.

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1moregist.com has started an exclusive investigation into the whereabouts of the 70 million naira that was stolen by a monkey. We could have first gone after the snake that swallowed 36million, however, our own very honourable Senator Shehu from Kaduna took a snake charmer to the JAMB headquarters, and we are certain he will bring the case to a good conclusion.

Our trail of the monkey that stole the 70M shows that the monkey didn't act alone and indeed it was itself and its junior brother that perpetrated the act. We had to follow the senior monkey to Dubai where it was caught dressed in the Emirati regalia and enjoying life to the fullest. Dubai, as we know is a  place where they want you to come spend your money; and exactly how you got the money is not technically their business.

The younger brother of the monkey was however trailed to Atlanta Georgia where is now living the life even its ancestors could not afford. Junior, who especially has a craving for suya, had imported fresh suya from Abokis in Nigeria. The investigation revealed, that Junior, who is a lot more flamboyant than his elder brother bought a first class ticket to Yankee for the transportation of the suya. It even has a servant who feeds it beer, with which it uses to step down the suya.

We hereby call on Magu to send his best investigators on the monkeys' trail. Hopefully, the EFCC can finally get a conviction amidst all the anti-corruption cases that they have somehow not been able to put anyone behind bars for.


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where are the mods oooo, it's not my thing but come and give the Man U fans something to chill with before the kickoff today, time dey go. semid4lyfe, lalaticlala, mynd44. Don't even know if Lala's name still needs one more letter l.

The biggest surprise of all in the Zlatan Ibrahimovic as he joins the team for the first time this year after being out with some injury. He hasn't featured for United since his 45 minutes appearance against Burnley on Boxing day. Hey guys, tell us about the result. Why do I have the feeling that United won't leave with all three points?

In case you missed it, check out Liverpool players and the cars they drive to a typical day in training.
https://1moregist.com/2018/02/09/photos-of-liverpool-players-arriving-for-training-after-their-2-2-draw-with-spurs/

Liverpool fans punish Dele Alli and release his sex tape, read more
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As Man Utd fly out to Sevilla for the UEFA champions league knockout encounter with the boys of Seville, the paparazzi were on hand to welcome the stars. However, they were not alone as club legends, Bobby Charlton and the magnificent Sir Alex Ferguson both joined the teams as seen below.

Paul Pogba who is having a ton of trouble with Mourinho is also part of the team; hopefully, they can put their problems aside and move forward, 89M pounds “no be small money.” This Paul Pogba arriving like the big boy he is, rumour has it that he was blasting “Olamide’s Science Student.” Heheh.

Mourinho has been joined with the liked of Juan Mata as they make their way around the airport. David De Gea is also in the background. He is always at the back, hehe, that’s where every keeper stays after all…at the back!

Marcus Rashford is huge doubt for the game with some injury but he trained with the team on Tuesday none the less.

Pogba throwing his huge physique all around the training ground.

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Jybz:
Hmmmmm....

If 9ja come. Get snow.. How e go come be na?

Exactly my point below, these guys are just irresponsible. Apparently they could have covered up this one just like the door incident, but their lies no fit cover am.

These guys just think everyone else is a fool like they are. What about countries in various parts of the world where there is snowfall for the entire winter n planes r landing n taking off?

LordNapoleon:
I believe you're mistaken Akinwumi Adesina for Femi Adesina, cos Akinwumi Adesina served only under GEJ regime, and Femi Adesina never served under GEJ. But why do we always compare Nigeria to animal kingdom?

You are absolutely right will fix it all now, thanks. But actually some animal kingdoms like the ant, termite and even gorilla colonies are better organized than Nigeria. So, comparing Nigeria to animals in some sense, might actually be an insult to the animals. Hehehehe

Ok. Let me tell you a bit about the animal kingdom, especially with the big cats. Their world is similar to ours, and I will make use of that analogy. In Nigeria for example, when a new president comes in place, he promptly sacks all the appointees of the previous administration, just like PMB did to GEJ’s men. The same thing happens with the big cats. A male lion is usually the leader of the park. It controls the park and has the finest females for itself. But someday, another young blood comes along and engages the leader in a fierce fight, if the leader loses (could very lose its life), a new king is crowned! The new king will now have to purge the land of the “half-bloods” by hunting down and killing all the cubs of its predecessor, you know, trying to make the females quickly available for mating again.

However, sometimes, there are a few exceptions, and I will take you back to the GEJ and PMB case. In this case, a certain Agric Minister named Akinwunmi Adesina has performed exceptionally well in the previous Government, and PMB knew he would be a fool to show Adesina the way to the door. So, he retains him. And here, is the exact place where our story for the day is heading.

The Lioness’ cubs were all killed by the new king, and as she was wandering on a random day, grieving about her loss, she spotted a young antelope. Probably its mom had had to run for her life when some predators invaded. The lion quickly tracks down the young blood, and New York photographer Gordon Donovan was just there to watch the lion devour the catch.

The lioness had other ideas since she had just lost all her cubs to the “new king of the north,” she decided to raise the cub on her own and even prevented two other lionesses from eating the antelope. She could have very well killed the springbok, but just like Adesina, the young animal was spared.

Enjoy the heartwarming pictures below:

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Here are the top finest jerseys for by country at the FIFA WC
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This is Dele alli's s*x tape
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Where are the Liverpool fans? Check out your players' cars to training!!!
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agohmamuda:
Thats a Chevrolet Camaro with a suicide doors. Muscle car. Turbo charged engine. 500+ Horse Power.

Chai!!! 500hp

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Chelsea fans have had to cope without their injured striker whom their head coach claims had some back injury. But dude is not doing his recovery any good as his romantic and seemingly innocent play with his wife has left the Chelsea faithfuls utterly disgusted. This is clearly a player who ought to be saving his back, and working towards his recovery. As a damage control, Morata had quickly gone ahead to declare himself fit against the baggies but I don't think Conte is having any of it.

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But Morata, maka why na? I thought they said you have back pain

Chelsea fans are really angry at Alvaro Moratta following his wife posting an IG video of the pair where Moratta is seen lifting his wife. Chelsea, who are in a recent run of poor form desperately need a striker to provide the goals as their frontline seem to lack some direction for the past weeks. Morata, who was brought in to replace Diego Costa, a player who Antonio Conte famously foolishly sent out of the Bridge by a text message, has been in some depressing form particularly when he played against Arsenal.

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A Japanese girl with the handle, "Wild Cabbage" has taken toTwitterr to recount her sordid ordeal in the hands of her grandpa, 10 years ago. The woman at the time was a teen and was living alone with Grandpa when he simply decided to stop giving her food. According to the girl who is from Kyoto, her Grandpa would kick her in the stomach severally if he caught her eating, and would only stop until she starts to vomit. No one was quite sure of the intent of the old man, in the same vein, nobody was sure of exactly what was fueling the evil in him: some people are just violent to the extreme.

What could have been her Body Mass Index (BMI)?

Adolphe Quetelet, the Belgian mathematician developed the BMI in a bid to ascertaining how healthy a person is judging solely by their height and weight. The BMI is the number given if a person's weight in kilograms is divided by the square of their height in meters. According to this source, the average height of a typical female Japanese teen works out at 5ft2", an equivalent of  1.57m. This means that the girls BMI at the time would have been below a shocking 7! The BMI had inferred that a person who has a BMI below 15 is "severely thin," but this girl has just only 7, 7! That is one properly wicked Grandpa.

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chukxie:
Hahaha! You suppose know every every na. Na money matter ooo! Ni hao, xiong di! You dey zhongguo?

No oh, i no dey that end o

chukxie:
Rocking my Samsung Galaxy Note8. Brand new!

Xiamen naija people no dey gree sit-down for house. We tin all of una dey find up and down

Who wants to see big guy, Van Dijk

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Liverpool players were given a two-day break after their pulsating draw with Spurs. The game, which was tainted by 2 controversial penalties to Tottenham, was a subject of social media unrest.  The whole issue was taken to a whole new level of madness, as Dele Alli got his sex tape released by Liverpool fans, who felt he deserved more punishment for his diving antics. Jurgen Klopp, obviously tired of poor refereeing decisions towards his lads felt the deserve more time to rest their muscles.

Paparazzi photographer for Celebtv was present at their Melwood training facility to catch a glimpse of the players' arrival. Here are 9 of the photos:

1. Loris Karius is seen arriving in a Merc, dude has been unconvincing for much of the season, but he still gets paid.
2. Alberto Moreno makes his way into training in a tall BMW, something in the mold of the X6M.
3. Summer signing from Hull City, Andre Robertson drives-by in a Range.
4. James Milner slides-in, in a BMW.
5. Did Firminho get his Driver's License banned? He drives into the facility in what looks like a Porche Cayenne.
6. Mo Salah drive-in, in his white Merc SUV. Scored a  spectacular goal against Spurs.
7. Dominic Solanke comes through in a dirty Range Rover.
8. Mignolet also arrives training in a dirty Audi SUV.
9. Big Man Van Dijk makes his way in, in a GWagon. What else will he drive at his size?

A video making the rounds on Twitter has shown a toddler caught with pencils he stole from his classmates. From the video, it is difficult to tell the exact number of pencils this kid had acquired but to say it's a lot is an understatement.Some Twitter users found this amusing given the fact that some of the pencils were hidden in his underwear; While a few criticized the originators of the video for embarrassing the kid online.

However, the general consensus was that the habit of stealing in the toddler should be dealt with before it gets too late.
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Introduction
The FIFA WC is all set to kickoff across multiple cities in Russia. Just yesterday, Feb. 7th, Nike had unveiled Nigeria's kit. Alex Iwobi, the Arsenal hitman and music star, Starboy, were present at the event which took place amidst some models who showed off Nigeria's Jersey. While negative reactions have trialed the dark green version of the Super Eagle's jersey, the bright green version is certainly a sight to behold. In the midst of all these, 1moregist has decided to bring you the most breathtaking jersey designs by teams that will be participating at the Russia event. In one of our highly detailed parodies, we gave an analysis on how USA has now qualified for the world cup.

The following teams made the top ten:
10. Belgium
9. Russia
8. England
7. Argentina
6. Germany
5. Mexico
4. Japan
3. Nigeria
2. Spain
1. COLOMBIA!


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Even though we all feel that the keeper's gloves are meant for only players who are at least 6ft 3inches tall, Dani Alves at a midget 5ft 6inches was called to keep the ball for PSG in their Coup de France round of 16 clash with Sochaux. Kevin Trapp, a guy who a lot of news outlet had opined he needs to be replaced as PSG's number one was sent off after he fouled Thomas Robinet outside the penalty box.

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SalamRushdie:
Everything shall rot under Buhari till he is removed..Get your PVC now

Get your PVC n vote who exactly

stilldoingokay:
which kind waist be this one,

It must be that their waist trainer thing. "Fat girls" use it to convert themselves to"busty girl." But it's surely not healthy

Nigerian queen of boobs is at it again. In any case, her husband isn't in any of the pictures, maybe he is her new camera-man. (hehehe) Don't judge a book by its cover!

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“Don’t ever mess with Liverpool!” Dele Alli will certainly regret that dive he made 5pm on Sunday evening when his Spurs side played out a 2 all draw in a breathtaking match that was marred by poor referee decisions which all seemed to favour Spurs. Dele at around the 70th-minute mark had gone down in the penalty box completely unchallenged and some Liverpool fan has decided to purnish him beyond the yellowcard he got from the ref. A mere 6 hours after that time, 11pm same day, Dele Alli was in the news for a leaked sex-tape which like a wildfire in the middle of Sambisa forest during Harmattan was going viral on the internet. Although, most UK websites like the SUN couldn’t publish the said video as Dele promptly got his lawyers to act; we at 1moregist are certainly not under the jurisdiction of the UK legislation. However, as a responsible organization, we have only decided to bring you censored bits of the clip.

I can't post 3 particular pictures here of Dele Alli getting a head while standing and smiling like a FOOL :. Not sure of NL policy on adult pictures, but if you want more on the story, enter here! https://1moregist.com/2018/02/06/dele-allis-sex-tape-released-for-public-consumption/

Right in the midst of Olamide’s “science student” song that is generating a lot of controversy for its tacit support for the use of hard drugs, 1moregist thought we can do something about it. Smoking is a habit that usually starts with one innocent puff with lots of coughing inbetween, but soon continues into a daily habit for most people. While it would take people from cold countries about 15 years before the harmful events of smoking start showing -up, we in the hotter climate are not so lucky as we start feeling the heat just after 10 years.

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Bleaching cream has become the order of the day among Nigerian men and women alike, even a particular past Governor of Oyo State is not spared. Our celebs think they would lose their media presence if they don't keep it light, and the slayers will use anything to attract the boys. Checkout the photos here and visit here for more news articles https://1moregist.com

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