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The beauty of the boobs is when it is partially covered, once it is all in the open, the value drops swiftly after some few minutes.

Only the real niggas would understand.

50 could be a gangsta n all, but guys like him who live their life with a constant risk of getting hit by a bullet usually have some crazy love for their families. This is even depicted in movies like the godfather, Pablo, Borgias, Empire or Billions.

Son has been fed with some dirty info.

This guy disgrace boys that year . Thank God for AJ.

ehissi:
E remain small, you will soon also have a 50k car........

You don't get it, I have seen bicycles of £9000. Bikes are totally cool, unfortunately we equate riding a bike to poverty.

Paperwhite:
See the kinds of people Nigerians have as leaders? A useless initiative also promoted by the late Ojo Maduekwe who almost lost his life while riding same bicycle.These useless government officials that drive around town in convoys at neck-breaking speed are here again to insult the down-trodden masses.

Bicycle is not for the poor. It's unfortunate we look down on bicycle riders in Nigeria some bikes are more expensive than cars. I have a 50k bicycle.

ipledge10:
when I was in South Dakota, I was telling one Chinese girl how big tecno is in Nigeria. She told me, she hasn't heard anything like that before. So I decided to press tecno on google, the first google suggestion was tecno Nigeria twitter account.

Absolutely bro, the tin no that their side. The girl no lie. I just laugh when I see people dey yab China, Nigerians dey yab chinko, what insult. My guy was telling me that the average sales girl for that side dey use iPhone 6 or 6s n that iPhone there is even more costly than in America

Ajewealth123:
wetin him mean be say you never enter China before unless na aba or alaba

;DBoss, me sef don waka small ooo. But nobody dey sell that thing for that side.

Let the girl chat na. Why acting out your insecurities? A real nigga will be the one pressing that phone while the girl is complaining for attention.

FellaL:
Words are cheap. So, I'll let this slide.

Wish I had a clue what you saying. If you have a budget below 30k n u buy a Tecno, then it's OK as u bought wat u can afford. But with 40-50k, n u still buy those brands, that is madness.

Mind u, my point is not whether Tecno is a China brand or not, but what I am saying is that Tecno is so rubbish, they don't even meet the Chinese standards.

FellaL:
You must be Chinese or from China at least, yes?

I visit quite often. Man must chop.

Lakeside79:
So sorry brother but you fell for their marketing scam

Shecno and shitfinix are the same company called transsion

They make and sell rubbish phones , they pay alit of people to market their rubbish here

You aren't the only one this is why they aren't sold in alit of counties

Some people will come out and tell you that your case is one in hundreds but trust me it's a lie

For every 5 phones working there are hundreds complaining

They cut corners in their build designs and parts hence why they cannot sell these phones in developed countries with standard products test procedures
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They only sell in counties without functional product testing units ..
They have bought of the standards organization of Nigeria this is why their staff are always there at their product launch events in hotels

Just go to carlcare and make friends with any engineer , by the time he tells you what's up , you will never allow even your enemy to buy their phones

They have kids here on their pay roll so this post won't get to front page and watch you just might get banned for this .

I have been banned sevevral times for criticizing shitfinix and shecno phones

Dem even ban you join? OK. Me too dey expect my own ban, the ban sef dey hungry me. But then, the Tecno users sabi yab, to them, you are a fool for buying well established brands but they always end up crying and spending more.

bastien:
In everything produced, there is a factory error.. .. Even Samsung once had that error, Ferrari do too.... Let's stop saying China this China that. If not for tecno, infinix, gionee etc, most Nigerians won't be using good Android phones.


OP, what their service center did was wrong, please report them through their Facebook, Twitter page etc. Nigerians no dey like better thing, all the service centers for we country don cast finish because na Nigerians dey manage am.... Gionee worst

And who told you Tecno is a Chinese brand? Go to China or ask anyone who is China to help you buy a Tecno or Infinix. If they can find Tecno or Infinix in China, I will donate my 2 balls to you. Funny how people think the Chinese have low standards that they will use a fukNo.

That shit is just being packaged in one garage. Nothing more.

The only reason why I pity the OP is that he has enough money to buy from a good brand, but chose to gamble with Tecno. Penny wise, pound foolish.

cristianisraeli:
LOL...oboy u funny walayi...i dont want to crash in any but crash na crash abegi

Actually, it's not about the crash, it's about building quality. I know a man who investigated that building collapse, every single calculation was complete and accurate. But there were other structures close to the building, and the foundation engineers decided not to calculate the influence of those structure on d building that later collapsed. This was a clear case of "pouring sand in my garri."

cristianisraeli:
oboy collapse na collapse forget all the grammar...the engineers no see am from the unset b4 them put foundation??

It's different. Would you like to have a crash in a Ferrari or a Danfo? Because I can guarantee that as long as the Ferrari doesn't catch fire, or enter a river, you will never die in that crash.

dacovajnr:
Siberian Husky is Dope and Fortunately has same Stature as Phyno Fino

The dog go soon fat

Impossible as it might sound, you can actually import those buildings in one piece to Nigeria. That is what they call concrete.

If you think it's not, check out a building collapse in Shanghai and you will see that they can actually freight it across the Atlantic. It was a geotechnica or soill failure, but the building was solid.

On the other hand, see how a building usually collapse in my Ogbonge contri.

Since the sensible people are scared of their life n won't join politics, they get to be ruled by a fool. Enjoy this foolery while it lasts till next year.

I don't think Fayose hates Buhari as much as Abaribe but can you compare the utterances n mental state of both men? If this is what the PDP has to offer Nigerian in 2019, better to vote for a"work from home" Buhari.

In saner climes, people come out to vote because a party has something to offer. Only in Nigeria will people vote not because the like APC manifesto but because they are certain that PDP will sink the country. Just take a look at who these guys are parading.

CaroLyner:
IT'S NOT A SIN TO PASS THE NIGHT IN MY
HOUSE: Thief! You want to snatch her under her
mama's roof to pass the night in your motel, where
will she sleep? On the floor while you sleep on the
bed? What happens when the devil asks NEPA to
the light and one terrible heat wants to kill both of
you, you ask her to off her clothe so that "breeze"
will blow on her abi?

Why go through all these childish nonsense cos of a p***y anyway when you can make the girl feel you are doing her a favor by banging her? Well, these only happens to boiz who have nothing to offer except their prick. A typical Nigerian nigga:

1. No swag
2. dirty-sweaty-smelly body n armpit,
3. Days of boxers not getting washed (no wonder they never get a Mouth Gig)
4. Scratchy dandruff infested hair
5. lack of small little romance.
6. Poor dress sense.
7. Dull in communication.
8. Never used a perfume.
9. The girl can't kiss them because their mouth is constantly oozing with of Alomo which they foolishly believe will enhance their banging mileage.
10. And when they finally get the chance to f**k, they won't last 15minutes per round because of poor diet.


But you see the foolish boys blaming their lack of money for not finding a girl to mate with. A beg o, in all the 10 things I have mentioned, which one requires money?

Mind you, I have slept in a room severally without touching a girl. Well, I know the worth of my d**k. why beg you for sex, when you should be the one thinking of how to rape me as we lie side by side on the bed?

These boiz just refused to grow. We always blame the ladies but our fault is just even worse.

What is she selling?

;Dmake I dey shine my teeth dey go. Hustling no easy.

DSS are in panic mode right now The zoo must fall

Leave Trump alone and attend to your ailing President, oversabi peopo. Trump won the presidency riding on the back of hate speeches, let the guy alone, his people love him like that.

Why should I keep loving you when all you show is hatred?
1. Where is Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar, n dem Abu Dhabi people? USELESS countries who can't take care of their own brothers but would rather toss them to America and Germany while using their €222M pounds to buy a Neymar.
2. African leaders should rise up and clean their mess instead of doing "fine bara."
3. Transgender should henceforth buy their own drugs, no more free drugs for mad people.
4. Gays can go to hell n stop disturbing public piss.

[quote author=Ngokafor post=59418967]Noise-makers!!

After this noise from you lots,the young White-ladies still rejects you all,leaving you to make do with with your Great-Grand mothers age-mates as spouses..

While the Nigerian ladies you all denegrate here keeps getting married to young,handsome Whitemen back to back...You guys have no game so shift..

Empty noise-makers.[/quote

I know this my sound alien to you but I am talking based on hard facts. I have not praised white ladies, I am just saying it is easier to move on with your life after a white girl. And even if I praise a white girl, they are way better than a typical Nigerian girl. That's another story on its own. I have also not told guys to completely stay away, they just need to improve their vetting process.

If you have a valid argument, I will like to hear them but stop shouting.

ezeagu:
Or maybe just don't murder your wife.

I don't support their actions but if you look at how those woman were murdered, there was a lot of cruelty n revenge in the action. They could have sent someone to carry out the job but they wanted the woman to see them as she gradually passes out. I assure you, non of those men had any intention of murder. People were pushed to wall, no wife, no house, no child. It's a very bad situation to be.

I know it goes against logic n it makes no sense, but don't take a Nigerian woman overseas as a wife. Use the facts that you see and your brain, and play safe. Why?

1. You don't get to know the girl before marrying her. You marry based on recommendations and she will form the good girl until she crosses the border.

2. Some will say white girls can't cook Nigerian food. But YouTube has solved your problem, enough cooking videos. In fact, cooking used to top the list of skills I want in a wife, but I have since relegated it when I discovered that it is actually fun to cook.

3. Too much negative influence from families, unending requests, n juju. She also wants to show off to her friends that she is a happening girl in emelika. It is only in Nigeria that you meet a girl at 3am and you can't talk to her because she fit go change become Mami water or even ogbanje, but for outside, for wia

4. My people are naturally greedy and ungrateful. Better for an oyinbo girl to fxxk you up than a black girl who you have heavily invested in.

5. Don't carry a girl who hasn't seen correct money as an overseas wife. Money has a way of corrupting the soul especially in this current exchange rate

No need to buy

CrescentMoon:
I would start reading 2 days to exam in Lautech and would still get 60B despite losing marks on attendance.

Well, you fit try am abroad too but your 60percent na pass, P, no be "B" A starts from 90.

There is nothing like education in Nigeria. Maybe sometimes in the next 50 years, we will get it right.

A few differences.

1. our Practice of waiting 2 weeks to exam before reading cannot work there.

2. Exams are meant to see if you can perform a task not to see who can score the highest.

3. To buttress point 3, you are usually allowed to bring as much materials as you like. Nobody is expecting you to cram any formula.

4. There are people who can help you in the lab. Students usually help each other, if you don't know how to use an equipment, it is because you are proud. FULL STOP.

5. You don't need to do any PGD or whatever, the first semester will be hard but that's it, you get to blend.

6. Nigerians usually believe they can perform better than a white man given the same educational background. I say this to you...SHAT-TAP-THERE.

7. Our first class is meant for the one who can cram the most. Their first is not meant for crammers, is not meant for the most brilliant, but is meant for the consistent student who does the basics well.

Dude's name is ESCOBA.

Says he is a real estate DEVELOPER.

And he's DEVELOPING Abuja and Turkey.

Let me borrow a leaf from Trump's style .
Clears throat...hmm! Hmm! "I didn't mean to say you are drug dealer, but you are a drug dealer."

Good thing though, Nigerian police are useless. They can't kill this case, n nigga gets to walk freely.

bravesoul247:
God I know you're hearing me and I know that I'm no different from this guy. I've been trying to learn HTML and CSS since but it's hard, I know I'll eventually learn it well and also get a job too as I've finished school since 3years now. God bless me so I can be a blessing my family and friends. Amen.

Honestly, you can learn on YouTube. Just set aside like 10 gig data. Find YouTube tutorials, download the videos and follow. Find torrent sites, type HTML5 ad CSS 3. Google how to use a torrent site. You will need the uTorrent app. You just need a computer, notepad app (or a writing app called "atom", very good for writing codes) that is all. Those torrent site will provide free video learning courses that others will pay for on Udemy.

You don't need a fancy computer. Just with dedication, you will do it. the thing is not as difficult as it looks.

Baddass

Answer the question. At least, I can buy Kanu' s company.