₦airaland Forum

Agboriotejoye:
They're just flogging a dead horse.

I just pity zombies whose 30k is on the line

How will they survive?

They better go register for the upcoming 20k

agulion:
But local Yoruba Muslims Miscreants ( YMM) were hailing him that time

wirinet:
That's the result of the prosperity gospel promoted by new generation churches. It's all about fast acquisition of money without regard for the source and then showing off as a testimony of God's blessings.

Imagine this instagram post having over 300,000 likes. That's 300000 potential criminals.

AchalugoNwa:


The cocaine master himself
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond

Thunder scatter all Tinubu urchins amin oooo

TarOrfeeek:
After accompanying the little ones to school in the day time.

They'll go back to IDP camps and use Cabin biscuits and Indomie to bait the older ones for sex.


Tueh!

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

Fedrick100:
will copy post from Facebook and paste it on NL

Is this how you dey do your own blogging.Blogging in Nigeria is dead

assent:
According to that absurd thatfairguy1, it is cool if soldiers harras and attack civilians.

If this is what Islam deposited in you, then you are saying Islam and barbarism are the same

TarOrfeeek:
MuMuric


Again the flawed logic of the Islamist fanatic is brought to fore.

OBJ was elected for 8 years
GEJ was elected for 4 years
UMY was elected for 4 years
PMB was elected for 8 years


If they no give Christian President.

Anything way this country see, make them take.

Monogamy:
You actually don't know what you are talking about

Are we talking about acres or hectares?

1 acre alone is equivalent to 7 football pitch.

Hahahahaha

Monogamy:
What are you saying?

WhTs your argument about gan han

Do you know how many cows that will destroy 40acres? If I am not exaggerating, that should be nothing less than 10,000 cows

Haba

Monogamy:
Do you know what 40 acres is?

30 football pitch?

AchalugoNwa:
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

i know you need both handkerchief and brighter grammar

Abba Kyari is not a nairalander

Splitmind:
Ask your friend what he did to offend the herdsmen, let's start from there. Idiot!

Monogamy:
40 acres?

Make una dey lie small small now.. Na 5,000 cows graze the farm?

Annoying part, this fake news would make FP

Let's be sometimes be logical

Hian

UselessBuhari:
It's their in the article, mumu

UselessBuhari:
It's their in the article, mumu

UselessBuhari:
All these idiots shouting IPOB IPOB, didn't they see that Yoruba Nation Page also carried the news?

MadamVanessa:
Dont feel like anything, because you no commot anything for this forum, you're not even among first 2million members that make reasonable comments on nairaland.

To you and your alikes, spamming every thread with lame and stale lines and quoting people up and down is show of intelligence.

Lollittaa:
[color=violet]stop talking like a fo.ol. When FBI arrested Hush, why didn't you clamour for him to be extradited to Nigeria? See how sentiments make you sound insensible.[/color]

rolams:
Be merciful? God is not unfair. He's 'JUST' He's like GIGO! Not like you who covers falsehood.

rolams:
I wonder what you will tell God when you finally meet him on the day of recompense!

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Naa today, Reno is always stealing contents form nairaland, develop it with modifications and tag it as his...
That guy is no pastor but an intellectual property thief

AchalugoNwa:
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e pain am ooo

igbalode Raymond is not going down alone

super crook my foot