₦airaland Forum

jojoseph:
This is one of the reasons why some of us try to discourage some misguided youths who are bend on migrating to U.S. and Canada at all costs. Youths who are ready to trade thier freedom in Nigeria to slavery and humiliation in these foreign countries in the name there's no 24/7 electricity, no healthcare, no good roads, no good education and all excuse in the world to escape their responsibilities to their people. And most of them don't pay any taxes to the government.
Ask the generation that left Nigeria in the 70s 80s 90s 2000s, they are still going through the same humiliation and slavery that you're witnessing in the media today. These Nigerians are stocked over there and lack resources to relocate back to Nigeria. These white people are evil to the highest order. Please take it from someone that spent 35years in U.S. before relocating back to Nigeria.

35 years? Wow! That's almost more the years I have spent on this Earth. And to relocate back to Nigeria? That's interesting. My aunt has spent 38 years over there too, and she really wishes she could relocate, but when she hears about all the bad things happening in Naija, she isn't encouraged. And i can see you live in Ibadan...same with me. That's interesting. I hope settling down in Ibadan has been great. I love the city too.

Depressed101:
it can never happen their sweat belong there, even those whites are not the original owner of that land, they killed the aboriginal people there and claimed it... The blacks there must fight for their rights

Exactly

Friendlyjoe:
Damnnn

I feel for the black race.
They dont love Us. Atleast lets love ourselfs.

#BlackLivesMatter

What is worse is the hate we have for ourselves. The hate we have for ourselves in this country is worse than the hate the white man has for the black man.

ademasta:
Seriously.

The other policeman tryna block the camera looks China tho

Yes. He is definitely Asian.

It was more like 10 minutes. That cop that had his knee on the man's kneck is heartless. The man was begging for his life and the guy didn't remove his knee till the man died. It was so difficult to watch.

jamesbridget13:
Op see ur post about 2 years ago n till today no way still u no want learn lesson

Mrs. Amebo FBI, who sent you message to do investigation on OPs post? I tire for you Nairaland detectives.

Akunwafor:
Oh please, cut the bullshit.

Your low self esteem and lack of confidence thereof is as a result of how you were brought up as a child. I concede that an aggresive addiction may impair you socially but just because someone let's off steam once a while does not mean you will become this and that.

Let any married man on nairaland come and tell me he doesn't/has never masturbated. When your wife says no 4 days in a row, that's when you'll understand the power of sexual frustration.

HAHAHAHA! This made me laugh out loud...just the other day, one of my friends was telling me how his wife had been denying him sex for three weeks, so one night, when she said her normal, 'please, I am tired' he brought out his dick and started masturbating right there on their bed. She got disgusted and asked him to stop. He didn't, so she left the room. lol! I understand why girlfriends might want to deny their boyfriends sex, but wives denying their husbands sex is something I just dont understand.

PrettyPrint:
I think we should fear the psychological aspects of masturbation even though it may have no biological effect.


It can make you feel guilty, ashamed and lesser needs to associate with the opposite sex. Low self-esteem and confidence is another effect.


So yes, masturbation may have no biological effect but psychologically, its dangerous

This is very very true. But the thing is, to get sex can be hard sometimes, that's why most people keep going back to wanking...at least guys. I know it is a lot easier for girls.

ericmor:
And what about a drunkard?

Hmm. I havent noticed that with drunkards.

I'm a romance writer, but also write erotica stories. I want to know the best way to monetize erotica stories for Nigerian market. I type really fast, and I can write an erotica novel every week...I just want to know the best way to monetize it. Do you know anyone that has been able to monetize it well? I know the market is there, because I see the traffic erotica stories get on this platform. But what's the best way to make money from this talent?

doggedfighter:
How come this old man is still involved in cult activities?

See the surprised look on his face at death

It's only in Nigeria that bullet pulls people's trousers

His community can sleep peacefully now

I notice that too. Even people that hang themselves always have their trousers lower than normal. My theory is...after the soul leaves the body, the man loses weight, which then makes his trousers no longer firm on his waist.

DazzlingAngel:
Because the belt Never holds it down

I think it is because after the soul departs the body, you lose weight.

wirinet:
Some people need a scape goat to blame all their failings and faults on. These people never takes responsibility for their failings, but look for every other person or situation to blame, even a man that died more than 80 years ago, before their grandfather was born.
It's like the Christian devil, a convenient excuse for our failures.

GBAM! You have said it all.

Why are you people cursing someone that died a long time ago. Yes, he did what he did, but we have gained Independence since 1960...60 freaking years ago. If Nigeria was a human being, she would be in her old age now. How can we still be blaiming someone that died years ago over our condition?

I need a girl (for friends with benefits) between 20-28, in Ibadan or Ife. What's in it for her? Monetary gains.

I live in Ibadan, alone, fun and exciting, tall dark and financially okay. You can reach me on 09059434872 (Text, whatsapp or call)

akpunda86:
Yes broda dogs see spirits.When we were in lagos our security man had a dog then.The man fell off the roof and crashed on the floor was taken to the hospital.few minutes later the dog started barking uncontrollable as dog was barking we receivedva call the man has passed on.
Guy dogs seeing spirit na real.there is one story ill tell you but you might be scared for life.

Dogs see spirit.

Tell us the story.

GeneralPula:
Dogz can sense things that humans cannot through sight, smell, sound, and more. So ultimately, yes.. There’s a reason why hunter usually walk with their Dog’s at night, aside from hunting.

Let me also tell you that, Dogs are so loyal to its owner to the extent that it takes its owners death at times and if probably there’s a condition that restrict the Dog from dieing in place of its owner, the Dog will be sad and may not eat all through until after it owner dies. Not that it won’t just eat, it may be crying all thru this momentz as well. This happened at where we were living then when I was young.

Basically it’s good to keep pets!

Dogs are so wonderful. There is one local dog in my area that follows Rams around. When they are eating grass, it will just sit there and and be watching. When they move, it will move with them. I didn't understand what was going on till I got to know that the owner of the dog (also the owner of the Rams) had trained the dog to watch over the Rams since they started stealing Rams in my area. If anyone attempts to steal any of the Rams, the dog would back and call People's attention to the thief.

Gabbriell:
There is currently no proof that dogs can see spirit beings. But here is the physics behind their unexplained barking:

Dog have a very sensitive Ears and Nose. Their hearing is amazing especially when it comes to high pitched sounds.

An average adult human cannot hear sounds above 20,000Hz whearas Dog can hear sounds
as high as 47,000 to 65,000 Hz. This is what give them a good advantage when hunting for prey.

Now why do they bark randomly: Not all sounds are suitable to the ear, sometimes a very disturbing high pitched sounds might be annoying their ears...thus making them bark.
For instance, a trailer climbing a speed bump 1kilometers away might produce a high pitched sound beyond our hearing capacity but the dog is likely to pick up such sounds which might be disturbing to the ear drum.

Wow! Lovely explanation. This explains a lot. There is a mosque beside my house, one day I went to buy something about 10 houses down the street when the prayer started at the mosque. I could hear the prayer just faintly, but the dogs in that house started barking and howling, just like the dogs opposite my house do when the prayer is ongoing. This your explanation makes me understand why those dogs were barking...they were probably hearing the prayer as loud as if they were next to the mosque.

ALMUSTAQIM:
THE WAILERS BRAIN HAVE TWO PECULIAR PARTS: THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT.

IN THE LEFT, THERE IS NOTHING RIGHT AND IN THE RIGHT, THERE IS NOTHING LEFT

WAILERS! WAILERS!! WAILERS!!!

Damn!!! This is 'Ether'...that sh*t to make their soul burn slow. Lol

Miracle1991:
Why must it be shoe? The same president you accused of wearing foreign shoes while campaigning for the growth of our internal industries. Some of you are natural haters.
Had it been he wore shoes you people would have been talking about the price of the shoes

Lol! Exactly what I wanted to say. Just like Ebenezer Obey said in that song about a man, his son and a donkey, you can never satisfy human beings.

lahizak:
Gbam! Let them keep claiming na dem holy pass

lol!

Failure44:
If god doesn't want us to masturbate or fornicate then why do experience orgasms?
I mean if god didn't give us orgasms then there would be no rape, no masturbation, homosexualism, no beastiality.
Sex would be only for procreation and world population would be low instead of being ridiculously high.

But what do I know
god is supposedly the wise one.
Funny thing is I just finished masturbating when I saw this thread, I just laughed

EXACTLY! In fact, there would be no urge for sex put in place by the creator if he never wanted us to have sex or masturbate. Sex is not a habbit like drinking or smoking that you learn over time, it is inbuilt...factory fitted.

lahizak:
I always wonder how somebody having sex before marriage will boldly come out and be shouting that mastubation is a sin. No be me holy pass so i will talk this from the point of logic. Mastubating to relieve urself once in a while is a very good thing. However, mastubation addiction is as deadly as all other addictions including sex, beer or smoking addiction. I will advice you to do it moderately. Even civilized doctors dat havent turned to pastor will tell you the importance of self service.

So true. I believe Masturbation once a week is still okay. These people that say stop masturbation never give 'logical' solution for it. They say give your life to Christ, will that automatically make you not feel sexual urge again? No. A man would always feel strong urge for sex once in a while, that is how we are wired, so we can procreate. Even if you lock a male child up all his life in a room, with no woman, no TV, no internet, no porn, when he reaches puberty, he will start feeling the urge for sex. This is a fact. So, what do you do? Either you have sex with a woman, or you masturbate. If you don't do either voluntarily, you might involuntarily do nastier stuff like priests sleeping with alter boys, grown men sleeping with little kids, etc. That sexual urge is too strong to contain...you must do something about it, or it will act in a destructive manner. Unless you are what Yoruba people call 'Okobo.' Why do you think even pastors fall for this sin? Let's be realistic and logical, and not just basing our arguments on theories.

Marry her. The girl I want to marry has 'H' factor and some crazy Yoruba accent, even though she is very educated...to doctorate level. But i don't care. The girl understands me well as we have been friends for years. I want peace of mind and someone I can grow with. Phonetics or beautiful don't matter to me no more.

Damilola72:
Am yet to get a reply that is satisfactory...nairalanders

Hello ...you sent me a DM, but I can't remember the email I used in opening this account. Can you reach me on this number - 09059434872...WhatsApp or call.

knyte:
Here is a beautiful girl waiting on that lucky owner.

Looks naughty. I love it.

I need a girl (for friends with benefits) between 18-25, in Ibadan or Ife. What's in it for her? Monetary gains.

I live in Ibadan, alone, fun and exciting, tall dark and good looking, financially okay. You can reach me on 09059434872 (whatsapp or call)

I need a girl (for friends with benefits) between 18-25, in Ibadan or Ife. What's in it for her? Monetary gains.

I live in Ibadan, alone, fun and exciting, tall dark and good looking, financially okay. You can reach me on 09059434872 (whatsapp or call)