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Pets › Re: Police Arrest Alsatian Dog For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by Thazard(m): 9:46am On Sep 25, 2021
lonngmann:
The dog in the background tho

...is that inspector bingo that assisted the police in arresting bullet cheesy
cheesy
Pets › Re: Police Arrest Alsatian Dog For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by Thazard(m): 9:45am On Sep 25, 2021
maxiuc:
The ekuke near the car will be like thank God ooo sey I no follow
grin
Pets › Re: Police Arrest Alsatian Dog For Robbery In Lagos (photo) by Thazard(m): 9:42am On Sep 25, 2021
See as them implicate Akpan the dog. grin And the poor thing was only following oga's instructions.
Autos › Re: Tokunbo Portable DVD Player For Car Or Home Use @ 15k Pere by Thazard(m): 11:55am On Sep 23, 2021
If you would collect 5k holla at me.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 11:32am On Sep 23, 2021
14 odds

Betking

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 10:00am On Sep 23, 2021
ShadowWalker00:
I had always been one of the few who still believed in him. cry cry
I'm actually the number one fan of RLC and also the one who brought the agenda that RLC >>>>>>>Barkley.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 8:07am On Sep 23, 2021
smartgeek what's your data rates
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 1:14pm On Sep 21, 2021
Ibime:
Just like you rate a woman that can't cook for her bedroom skills cheesy

Havertz has nothing to offer but goals and assist. His play outside of that is dangerous to the team. Mount can cook, let Havertz show his worth in za oza room.
gringringrin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 3:59pm On Sep 19, 2021
Thazard:
Please someone should help me convert this betking game to sportybet.


I booked it this morning and its 300+ odds.
cc miracood,waploger and the gangs.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 7:59am On Sep 19, 2021
Samueltemi337:
How much you go pay?
Please nah,my sporybet has been loading for sometime now.So I want someone to covert it and I would play it with my small phone.


At least I booked it and u you could get at least 20 sure odds from the games.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m):
Please someone should help me convert this betking game to sportybet.


I booked it this morning and its 300+ odds.

Food › Re: See The Foodstuffs I Bought For 950 Naira In Abuja by Thazard(m): 2:54am On Sep 18, 2021
inoki247:
Buying food stuff still cheap small for Abuja na wen u try to eat in dere canteen u go discover say no b the food u dey pay for buh the shop wey u buy d food.....

Everything na in plate small Semo lik this 1k with two meat wey b lik a day old rat with one table water 2 seconds 1k don vanish....
grin lol grin Have you seen a day old rat before? tto
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 7:04am On Sep 17, 2021
Is it just me or its general?

My sportybet has been on 'loading' for days
Family › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Thazard(m): 11:01pm On Sep 14, 2021
destiny4luv:
Growing up as a child I did a lot of things that when I remember now I will just be laughing out loud. I was so stubborn to the extent three parts of my body was stitched on different occasions due to war start, otori, ski-ski-ski lolo etc. But d only thing that gaves my parents joy amidst my stubbornness was that I was very brilliant I never fall below fourth position in class always from first to fourth and if I didn't take first na cry all through that day. Well thanks to my mom a government teacher who make sure no matter my stubbornness she always cage me at home everyday for some hours to read and do my assignment which became part of me. But this my funny experience I will always remember; one day I returned from school and I was playing around by myself in d compound so I saw a nicked switch the wire was nicked so I decide to touch the nicked wire men the thing shocked me beyond imagination and I fell on the ground crying didn't know what just happened to me because I haven't experience such before.

After crying with no one around, I said to myself I won't be d only one to experience this so I got up cleaned myself up and went outside the compound to meet my play mate. I called one of my street friend and told him I want to show him something. This guy is so short that they have to change his name from David to small David, so small David followed me and I took him to where d switch was in my compound and I told him to touch the switch that his body will totori him (make him laugh) so he tried touching it but his hand couldn't reach the switch due to his height so I decided to carry him to touch it with my bare foot (chai children) so I carried him and he touched the nicked wire 'my Father my maker' the shock I received this time around was times ten of the first one, na so me and this guy fall for ground start to cry loud like say tomorrow nor dey. People came this time around due to the loudness of the shout and they asked what happened and small David explain everything that happened while still crying. Everybody just started laughing that one come even increase the cry. After that incident the switch was fixed, but I never near that place again. Anytime I remember that incident na only laugh I dey laugh. My childhood was real fun.
gringringrin
Family › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Thazard(m): 10:35pm On Sep 14, 2021
Enyimbafc:
MY MUM GAVE ME MONEY FOR SCHOOL FEES,I SQUANDERD THE MONEY WITH MY FRIEND,SO WHEN RESULT CAME OUT I WAS NOT GIVING MY OWN RESULT,I WAITED AFTER CLOSING HOUR I SNEAKED INTO THE STAFF ROOM,WENT TO ONE OF THE TEACHERS DESK AND TEAR A REPORT CARD AND WRITE A VERY GOOD RESULT FOR MY SELF.
Wereygrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 10:00pm On Sep 14, 2021
donstan18:
If you hate this guy like you hate Mount, kindly identify yourself make we use arrow tear your head now. grin
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 8:49pm On Sep 14, 2021
Morataaaaaaaa....
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 2:18pm On Sep 13, 2021
Stephenmoka4:
Bet9ja odds small but, Dem dey pay. Sporty weh I use, no first deposit bonus. I just do play small thing comot money run.

Bigi bet weh I see gold mine (arbitrage), as Dem rush am na so the gold mine end.
what do you think about 'interwetten'
Nairaland General › Re: Ever Been Mistaken For Somebody? by Thazard(m): 9:07am On Sep 13, 2021
Offpoint1:
Yeah,

It was one faithful afternoon when I walked by 4 madmen, immediately they saw me they all turned around and shout in one accord "DADDYYY!!!"

I picked race, thinking I was fast not knowing mad people have super human strength. I was running as fast I can, but these guys were "bolting" on me... That was how I literally became father of madness. I pull off my shoes, my cap and clothes just to lighting up my weight to increased my speed.

My brethren, that was how we all ran from Ojota to Ibadan o.

God punish crazy jeans makersgrin
werey grin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 10:33am On Sep 12, 2021
tradepunter:
Ladbrokes williamhill bet365 betfair etc
I thought apart from bet365,they don't accept Nigerians
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 8:32am On Sep 12, 2021
tradepunter:
I have always said bets you can't verify by yourself and is it left solely to one party in a transaction is very risky.

Na why me I am not carrier away by the markets because most are like insignificant to the game of play.

So guys be careful especially when you wanna go with big stakes.

Bet365 and mostly english bookies I can vouch for, because if they nu pay you can write straight to their gambling regulators and they will fix asap.

I done show william hill pepper when they be wan run me street.
Mostly English bookies like?
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 9:28pm On Sep 11, 2021
Tottenham why?


Just why?


7EYT-M5W4W-4-F8CQ
TV/Movies › Re: Did You Know That Eddie Murphy Played 7 Roles In The Nutty Professor(photos) by Thazard(m): 9:55pm On Sep 10, 2021
Komex:
Eddie Murphy is a multi-talented Actor.
In the movie The Nutty Professor, He played

1. Professor Sherman Klump

2. Papa Cletus Klump
(Sherman's father)

3. Mama Anna Klump
(Sherman's mother)

4. Granny Klump
(Sherman's Grandma),

5. Ernie Klump, Sr.
(Sherman's brother)

6. Lance Perkins, a
parody of Richard Simmons( The fitness trainer on tv in the beginning of the movie)

7. Buddy Love (Himself)

Cc lalasticlala
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 6:40am On Sep 10, 2021
erniok:
See attached. It's more reliable.
please which site is this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 10:45pm On Sep 09, 2021
BlueRayDick:
That was how Alexis burn out; he will play full season for arsenal, play FA cup till final, go for Copa America, won't play pre-season and start the new season all over again .

If Pedri can be rested for few weeks maybe he won't end that way
Ive forgotten about Alexis Sanchez.


Mhen that guy was a sensational baller at Arsenal.


His touches were MAGICAL..


Arsene Wenger & Alexis Sanchez & Mesut Ozil


Good Memories!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 1:26am On Sep 08, 2021
symbuul:
Na high and average stakers dey enjoy this bet pass. Na why I dey find ways to improve on my stakes.
With 1.5odds, you make a profit of half of your stake. I would term that "okay".
your advice are always top notched.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 10:57pm On Sep 05, 2021
tradepunter:
Guy just shut up, this thread have been running for years.

Everyone comes here to share strategy... That's the essence of the thread to share ideas.

You seen the strategy now you don't want others to see it... Who will loose will loose.

I know of guy that gets sure 1.30 he uses the odds/even market on a foreign bookie who ranges it between 1.81-1.91... to get 2.20-2.50.

He uses average of 500k on both to target .20 and .50 and it's a very is consistent for 2 years.

Many strategy are in this game of betting.

The bookies are more concerned about the heavy bettors and accumulators not 5k ticket..

I can show a message from a bookie offering juicy bonuses because I target 30-40k a week with odds of 1.30-1.40 using 100k...

If bookies dy react to every strategy they go loose customers.
Please sir explain more on this.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 9:59pm On Sep 05, 2021
Thazard:
Betking 5 odds(c9bye).less than 8 minutes to go.
won
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 9:32pm On Sep 05, 2021
Ibunkun1:
My Eden cool
Actually,you meant Thazard's Eden.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2021
Hazarrddd...... & Wernneer......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 8:21pm On Sep 05, 2021
When are we playing Utd? I would love to see James taking on Ronaldo.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 7:40pm On Sep 05, 2021
Where is that bet365 guy?

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