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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL (0 - 0) On 14 April 2021 by Thazard(m): 10:44pm On Apr 14, 2021
blackjack21:
89min Klopp is still on the sideline shouting"come on boys"
does he need an oracle to tell him.
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 10:42pm On Apr 14, 2021
BlueMann:
I imagine if fans were allowed back in the stadium...Hazard would certainly get a huge reaction at Stamford Bridge.

Courtois certainly would not. grin
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 10:32pm On Apr 14, 2021
Emaprince:
In your mind, you Want city to win o.

Keep fooling yourself.

Even relegation team from Germany should come and knock city out. We EPL fans supports that
cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid UCL (0 - 0) On 14 April 2021 by Thazard(m): 8:14pm On Apr 14, 2021
addexx:
The way I'm laughing at Loserpool hopefuls grin grin grin grin

1. It's not gonna be at Anfield
2. Your supercharged dopaminergic fans are absent
3. Your defense is still premium shit
4. Madrid are in rigid form.

The way you guys will walk alone today even your shadows will leave you.
Sports › Re: Former EPL Referee, Howard Webb Marries German Female Referee, Steinhaus by Thazard(m): 7:51pm On Apr 14, 2021
ImpregnaTor:
He married an evening news paper grin

However, as both being referees, i think they need a referee in their oza room, and also a VAR, to help ascertain their level of sexual prowess, and determine a winner in each round
Werey.
Family › Re: Physically-Challenged Man Crawls With Wife To Dedicate Baby In Delta Church by Thazard(m): 7:38pm On Apr 14, 2021
visijo:
Chai see love..
Together is easy but To+get+her is not easy ��
Really Touching.
Science/Technology › Re: This Caterpillar Mimics A Scary Skull To Keep Predators At Bay (Photos) by Thazard(m): 7:27pm On Apr 14, 2021
Spider - Piller.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 9:30pm On Apr 12, 2021
larride:
Chaos 17: 1 - 14

1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.

2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.

3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.

4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.

5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.

6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.

7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.

8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.

9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.

10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.

11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.

12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.

13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.

14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos.
cheesy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Best Hand Work To Learn As A Guy? by Thazard(m): 7:35pm On Apr 12, 2021
Sarmiz24:
Make him learn
Fuckanizer or Yahoo thank me later
cheesy
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 6:38pm On Apr 12, 2021
Moso:
Kindly chat me up on WhatsApp for pictures
08100896751
My WhatsApp currently down.
Technology Market › Re: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by Thazard(m): 3:12pm On Apr 12, 2021
just2endowed:
Thanks for your order, sent to the city of Awka
Bro you didn't answer my question
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 11:52am On Apr 11, 2021
7EGC-CP4WQ-6-C7T2

Betking
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 11:39am On Apr 11, 2021
Beorn:
My own is to like the posts of both challengers. Proud member of the Likers Association of Nairaland. grin
.Present
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2021
seedorfy134:
congrats anything for me
Lol.Congrats for what?


This is my last surviving running ticket(1k to win 3k)Man city has cut the rest of them.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 7:46pm On Apr 10, 2021
Porto should better be careful oh


it's matches like this that the opponents scores last minute goal.

Goal 0-2

Done and Dusted.
Technology Market › Re: Monster Clarity HD Bluetooth Speaker (SOLD) by Thazard(m): 12:09pm On Apr 10, 2021
Lexusgs430:
Soup wey sweet....... Nah money kill am.....
Budget over 55K......... cheesy
Keeping that in mind.
Till month end.
Technology Market › Re: Monster Clarity HD Bluetooth Speaker (SOLD) by Thazard(m): 11:54am On Apr 10, 2021
Lexusgs430:
Sony BTX 500 or Bose soundtouch.........
grin

So what are their price?
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by Thazard(m): 11:46pm On Apr 09, 2021
israelp:
onered onegreen
What's the meaning of bts?
Technology Market › Re: Monster Clarity HD Bluetooth Speaker (SOLD) by Thazard(m): 11:31pm On Apr 09, 2021
Lexusgs430:
That means you used it at almost maximum volume.....

If you love your music thumping..... A speaker like Sony BTX 500, would serve you well....... It would not dance around......... grin
The Bluetooth speaker I need next is one that when playing the music would be heard houses away.


Jbl flip 5 on my mind but if you have a better suggestion,I would like to hear it.
Technology Market › Re: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by Thazard(m): 10:58pm On Apr 09, 2021
just2endowed:
Another romoss Sense 8+30,000mah powerbank sent to a nairalander in Benin


Currently available

Romoss Sense 8p+ 30,000mah digital display

Romoss Sense 8+ 30,000mah

Romoss Sense 6+ 20,000mah

Romoss Sw20 pro 20,000mah digital display

Romoss Simple 20 20,000mah

Romoss Pulse 20 20,000mah

Romoss polymos 20 20,000mah

Romoss Sense 15 15,000mah black colour

Romoss simple 4mini 10,000mah

Romoss Ares 10 10,000mah digital display

Romoss Sense 5 mini 5000mah

Romoss polymos 5 5000mah
Please what are the price of each one
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 10:12pm On Apr 09, 2021
popizaino:
Hopefully if we and real Madrid qualify,Hazard doesn't make it to the team that would face us. I can't withstand the emotion that comes with seeing my favourite player playing against my favourite team.
Same thing has been bothering me.
Sports › Re: Ajax Ball Boy Throws Ball Angry At Roma Player For Time Wasting (Photos, Video) by Thazard(m): 9:22pm On Apr 09, 2021
9jaRealist:
>
LMAO! Recalls Eden Hazard conversely “fighting” a ball boy over time wasting... grin grin grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQSLJGUFDzc
>
lol
Politics › Re: FG Receives Stolen Ile-ife Artifact From Mexico by Thazard(m): 8:49pm On Apr 09, 2021
qualityalone:
na the Ogun wey u dey hear since.,..it's remaining amadioha
cheesy
Sports › Re: Pitch Invader Runs On Pitch In Granada Vs Manchester United Match (Photos) by Thazard(m): 8:39pm On Apr 09, 2021
Viknat:
Man nudist. See as e be like early man
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Thazard(m): 7:13am On Apr 09, 2021
Please guys, which brand of 5000mAh and 10000mAh power bank is the best?

jboixxx


genius43
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Thazard(m): 7:10am On Apr 09, 2021
abdsamad:
huh
Sorry, I meant power bank.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2021
[quote author=Moso post=100614679][/quote]How much are you selling the welding machine and post more pics.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Thazard(m): 9:54pm On Apr 08, 2021
Lynkings:
No it does not, location is Alaba international market Lagos
Bros are you ready for business or not?
Science/Technology › Re: ECO TECH JUMIA Fuelless Generator — Tell Me If This Thing Is A Scam [PICTURE] by Thazard(m): 4:48pm On Apr 08, 2021
iLegendd:
Let the the past be the past. No time.
I know you are a very busy person but please just do it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Thazard(m): 4:03pm On Apr 08, 2021
popizaino:
That 10mins was more crucial to than the previous 80mins .....if you think I'm lieing remember that last mins in 99 and 2012.
Chai


cheesy


Bayern heartbreak
Technology Market › Re: I Need A Portable DVD Player! by Thazard(op): 11:41am On Apr 08, 2021
francisbarrack:
I have one, reside in osun state.
Upload the pictures

Price

Specification
Science/Technology › Re: ECO TECH JUMIA Fuelless Generator — Tell Me If This Thing Is A Scam [PICTURE] by Thazard(m): 1:46am On Apr 08, 2021
iLegendd:
Unfortunately, I don't sell things I buy.
Sorry for bothering you, I know you said you aren't selling but please I would like to know the

Specification


Model


Battery Life


And lot of pictures of yours


Please I need these.



For the second time,Sorry for bothering you.

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