₦airaland Forum

AsapTeddy:
chai buhari has ruined so many destinies
2015. Say Baba
2019: Kai Baba
2023: Chai Baba

tydi:


If it had to be Benz now , there is a button you press and your car begins to swim

lilvicky68:
1..don't spend it at all be greedy to yourself..
2..Eat once per day..
3..delete and block calls from all family members..
4..instead of paying house rent,live under the bridge.
5... Wake up early and trek to work everyday..
Since you don't want to spend it na

xpac01:
That's why exams can never be true test of a man's intelligence.

TheHulk616:
thank you, I really appreciate that you are seeing the truth and the light

TheHulk616:
that's what I have been saying for months now.

Perez can save money and pay our debt by using these guys instead of wasting money on fraud hazard, alaba, mbappe, halaad, and NONSENSE SUPER LEAGUE

thesicilian:
At least you already know you're a pervert

Offpoint1:
As long as I'm not officially married... I'm a single guy and I don't need to prove to no one about being straight or gay.

If you think I'm gay cause I choose to be single, then let your girlfriend spend the night with me.. You'll get your curiosity satisfied.

hecomeshome:
Imagine for a minute that you are a trained soldier.
A Lieutenant.
You have a wife and two kids.
Now, imagine that during the quarterly rotation, you were sent to Bornu to fight insurgence (Boko Haram)
On this fateful day, as you were moving with your platoon.
There was an ambush.
Gunfire ensued.
You shot with all you've got.
You know that you have a slim chance of surviving the attack.
As you were running out of ammo, you called John, your buddy, for a fresh supply.
No response.
You glanced and saw John's head split into two halves.
By your left are Barry, his torso turn and one of his arms lying 10 ft away.
With nothing to fight with, you made a run for it and took a deep dive into the abandoned crater while bullets were getting fired at you.
You passed out
When you woke, you saw yourself in the hospital.
The doctor came in.
"Officer, you are awake, we did emergency surgery. We had to amputate you"
We are sorry.
You then asked.
'What of my teammates ?"
"Well, you lost 18 men and 2 survivors", the doctor replied. "You and Barry.
Barry is still in intensive care."
Now, 3 months later, at the defense headquarters.
Your commanding officer, General Gida told you. "You are back, lieutenant "
"Good news!
We rounded up all the terrorists that attacked your platoon after in another battle confrontation."
They are now in rehabilitation centers.
"Can I see them?" you asked
'Sure!'
You got wheeled to the center.
They opened the door.
And yes.
'There they are!'
Across the hall, Young men in white flowing gowns were eating fried and Jollof rice with multiple chicken parts.
Some were drinking wine.
Laughter filled the air.
Having a ball.
You were told they will soon be taken abroad on scholarship.
Government-sponsored.
As you were getting back to the general's office.
Just outside the defense headquarters gate, you saw the wives of your team, now widowed, as they agitate with high voices and placards.
"We have been abandoned!"
"Pay us our husband's benefits!"
"We are hungry"
Just imagine all that.
------
It is the reality of a Nigerian Soldier in the corridor of terrorism.
Written by Afam B. C. Nnaji.

OfficialDJ:
add richmanrichard to the list.

OfficialDJ:
Dropped

bennyflipy:
Russia that I avoided for years fa, village people push me go there today.
Useless league
Spartak moscow una papa my 26k about to go down

ospreywin:
Ogbeni we need the updated version of this oo... Abi you nor hungry again? No lie ooo, you Don dey do yahoo?

Faller:
Eibarman was on fire yesterday
Dem don see free meal.....
Bring Bayern Munich and PSG.... Eibarman will start singing
***Give me freedom give me fire
give me Eibar
or I retire.....***

HeavenlyBang:
All fun and games until he buys the rare car and can't find parts.

The RL is rare and a much better car than the options he was looking at.

Babysho:
The funniest part is NIGERIANS will rush this bus like ants on sugar. Nigerians will hack, squeeze and pull each other just to enter this mobile death trap.

NIGERIANS will see the condition of this bus that looks like something from Mad Max and they will seat in 4s and 5s glueing themselves to the metal.

NIGERIANS will go further and put their toddlers and little kids on this moving iron condemn and expose them to heat, smoke and foul odours.

NIGERIANS are so busy trying to live that they don't even look around to notice that they're already dead. They're walking dead.

Nah I give up on Nigeria lol. You can't win against Nigerians. They're really a different specie.

nihilistjnr:
You can tell the ones watching the game by using binoculars to spy on the viewing centre across the street.

popizaino:
[b][b]2012, Chelsea had a 29 year old Petr Cech, signed from Rennes.
In 2021, Chelsea have 29 year old Mendy, signed from Rennes...
The Spanish cup final in 2012 was between Barcelona & Bilbao
It was between Barcelona and Bilbao this season.
Thomas Tuchel’s birthday is on the 29th of a month.
Chelsea’s UCL winning manager Roberto Di Matteo’s birthday is on the 29th of a month.
Di Matteo’s birthday is 29th May.
UCL final 2021 is on...29th May.
Lionel Messi missed a penalty in the UCL knockouts in 2012
Lionel Messi misses a penalty in the UCL knockouts in 2021
In the October 2011/12 season , Manchester United lost a PL game 6-1 & had a man sent off.
This season, in October, Manchester United lost 6-1 and had a man sent off.
Last time we played Guardiola in a semi final we won the double. The double was the Champions League and the FA Cup in 2012......
We will face Man City in the FA Cup Semi-final this weekend
Chelsea captain, John Terry was 31 in 2012.
Chelsea captain Azpilicueta is 31 this year.
Terry, Chelsea’s most senior & important CB was injured in the RO16 in 2011/12
Thiago Silva, Chelsea’s most senior and important CB was injured in the RO16..
In the UCL 2011/12 Drogba scored 6 goals. 2 headers, 3 with his left, 1 with his right.
In UCL 20/21 Giroud has scored 6 goals. 2 headers, 3 with his left, 1 with his right.
The last time Chelsea conceded five at Stamford Bridge? 2011/12
Chelsea also lost to West Brom in 2011/12
After 14 games Di Matteo, Chelsea’s UCL winning manager had a 71.4% win rate.
Tuchel currently after 14 games, has a 71.4% win rate
Both were employed mid season...
Chelsea faced a Spanish team, Barcelona in the Semi-finals after beating a Portuguese team in the quarter finals in 2011/11.
Chelsea will face a Spanish team, Real Madrid in the semi-finals after beating a Portuguese team in the quarter finals.
In their second league fixture against Tottenham in 2011/12, Manchester won 3-1.
Manchester United just beat Tottenham 3-1[/b].[/b]

Lana1:
The lost art of ball chesting in 2021

Stephenmoka4:
Just like every other handicap, with little insurance (depending on the results).

waploger:
them go give you your money back for the game

waploger:
if man u lose 1-0 dem go give you your money for the game back. but if them win dem 2 or 3 - 0 , the game don casablanca

waploger:
Make i play you the tape!

Asian handicap better pass normal handicap

they are two types of AH i know AH+/- and AH over/under.

AH+/- : This one mean say you dey give the team wey you want give the handicap to win even b4 the match start and if dem draw dem go give you your money back. Eg
Arsenal vs Man U if you pick 2 AH +1 e mean say you give man u 1 goal .

waploger:
you don't mean it?

Stephenmoka4:
Try this handicap option on some games.


+1 (Asian handicap)

Win or draw = win

lose with 1 goal = refund


e.g. From screenshot