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Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I hereby declare a total war against name checkers on Nairaland.

Anyone who draws attention to the tribe of a criminal on a thread about a crime will be banned. This applies regardless of whether they do it overtly or covertly. Every offender will collect a ban because this is regarded as a tribal insult.


The minimum ban period is 14 days. If you have offended multiple times, it's 30 days. If you keep offending, you may be permanently banned.

- Seun Osewa.

PS: I've just made a communication breakthrough with the moderators on this issue. I expect results.

oz4real83:
Competition always brings out the best in people, businesses and many other things. Monopoly has never helped any country. This woman saw a potential competition and suddenly brought out her best to nip an inexistent competition in the bud

ikeno:
With the on going war in Ukraine dem still get time to watch porn.

ogashman:
Na u be that guy wey say if things no change within two months he go carry gun?

2 months never reach na

advanceDNA:
This write up only covers women that are naturally disciplined.... .. Be like u nor know gen Z girls.... These girls are not prostitútes ooo..... They just live on the wild, curious, adventurous side of life like men....they don't care about slut shaming and double standard insult.....
Make 19 year old girl dey tell me say she go straff and my friend our leg go shake ... Girls wey one prick no reach....e be like say u still dey 2015.....

onomeabuja:
Omo u too funny E b like say na my wife go sew Ur prison cloth

Bantino:
Happy New Year guys


There shall be games this year @ Thazard

DonBenny77:
Oga go and learn how to cook. Even billionaires cook, sometimes you surprise your wifey too like as they return from that village trip food should be ready for them to eat.
Cooking is science just like chemistry right proportion, volume, quantity, timing even Google can teach you. No dey dull yourself... Talk true you enjoy that yam you just chop. What stopped you from making small decent gravy with small fish and other condiments. SMH

Sonnobax15:

They say when two elephants dey fight,say na the grass dey suffer...But in this case,na the grass dey enjoy so.....

Any ways,more competition like this should be encouraged this year

Omihanifa:
Test of strength
Fubara should upgrade his own and add vegetable oil and tomato paste

silibaba:
Even if you wife her, shareholders go still dey around.

symbuul:
Been trying to log in from a new device but they are not sending code. Been trying since yesterday. Also mailed their support, no answer yet. Any way around this?

VeeVeeMyLuv:
No u wrong about naija

The reason naija is not there is because rather than watching, they practicalize it.

They are not onlookers or spectators, they are active participants

Daniel7543:
U.S no get joy. See as the margin long

ATEAMS:
See mouth and eyes ....

How you no go wan make promises

Reminderz:
I think this generation ladies have exaggerated the issue of "cravings" when it comes to pregnancy... it now seems like they are the first set of women to get pregnant... the men are now even the promoters of these stupid trends all in the name of stupid love... these low IQ lots using "pregnancy" as a means to ask for crazy stuff and do stupid things... if she asks for stupid stuff at 1am, she will be the one to get it herself... nonsense... women have been getting pregnant and giving birth since centuries, I don't even know what started this shit... and I guess social media is also one of the factors leading to the continuation of this "trend".

these generation females is nothing to write home about...

Fapemz:

Can he get the clay and do the needful................

MichaelSokoto:
see as d guy land on d poor judge like black panther!

Oakenshield:
him case na settled case because if they be one give am 2years na like 10 years for gum. If na me I go put no parole and everyday make he break 200kg of rocks

densiks:
The year of I no dey gree for anybody

olisaEze:
DSS bastards, Governor bastard?? Kikikiki .... before the end of today this guy will be in tears. This I have seen through the eyes of a Falseprophet!

naijapikin2:
If this is a nation where things work, even a civilian can arrest a soldier. But if you try it, if you attempt it in nigeria...

You will be the next headline for extra judicial killing.

Shege banza kwantiri

justmag:
Maze Runner!!!

vastolord4:
Winchi Winchi Koni koni Madam (koi koi) Pa-pa Kro-kro

silvoclaira:
I have a working Samsung galaxy A10 smartphone

32gb
4Ram
Good battery
WiFi only

80% Clean

25k Negotiable

makydebbie:
This thread is funny lol

Dhavids:
That awkard moment when you kissing a girl and you can't help but to store the salivas in your mouth so as to spit it out later, because of her bad mouth odour

ad84ada:
I visited a friend in the evening and someone was sitting in front of the house who I took for his younger brother, so I placed my hand of his head and was like "olisa where is okey". I was rubbing the head with my hand while talking to him. When the person turned it turned out to be his dad who is way way older than my dad. I just blanked out. Lol. Will never forget that incident.

JOOHEL:
American Relationship. 1st day=Date
2nd day=hug
3rd day=hug again
4th day=kiss
5th day=long kiss
6th day=sex

Nigerians Relationship.
1st day=Toast
2nd day=Toast
3rd day=Toast again
4th day=Agree
5th day=Date
6th day=Tried to hug but failed.....
7th day=hug
8th day=Tried to kiss but failed....
9th day=kiss
10th day=long kiss
11th day=tried to have sex but failed
12th day=tried to have sex but failed...
13th day=tried to have sex but failed again
14th day=RAPE!!!!!!!