₦airaland Forum

jamesversion:
Staphylococcus causes loss of memory.

WhoDeyHause:
Time to turn wolves to ekuke today.
It's time to cook.

nairalee:
There's no rule. Everyone is a product of his or her CHOICES. Agree there are things that influence your choice but it still boils down to u.


In this life I've seen pastor children become most wayward in the society and I've seen a single girl raised by a street prostitute grow up to become a disciplined moral girl.

U need to be more exposed to see life from different angles

MayowaTallguy:
A Big sweet hug
On top say I survive wetin don kpai most people
I overcome wetin don make some people commit suicide
No be say I holy pass,I no Step church 10times this year but I pass 365 days like say na minutes.
I'm happy af
Next year we go again.

soberdrunk:
Why not!! What if her name is Helen Ifeoma Vincent and she has a positive spirit, no need jumping into unnecessary conclusions ........

IamMobisola:
Samsung Galaxy S9 64gb Factory unlocked Purple color Power button missing, light screen burn Price: 50k

@OP you mean it swallowed your whole dic.k up..
Jeeez!
Why you no dip head na.. Make dem born you again

PJtech:
Oya money don enter first 10 people to quote this post with aza(no fintech banks)
Cc Icuib4cu
Alternate account no even think of quoting

forghon:
What about if the speaker says loudly "YOUR BLUETOOTH DEVICE IS NOW CONNECTED OR IT MISTAKENLY PAIRED THE THEIVES DEVICES"

dem dey forbid am if op dey exercise with Im wife?
Gym instructor is not a must
Common for ur wife to run for thread mill I'm go come dey hire gym instructor?
Na wao

Nicepoker:
We are all in this life to solve problems. There are some problems money can solve.
Other problems, sex can do the magic.

imagrg:
Don't blame it all on the woman. Men too should share a better part of the blame.
Most men are sex freeks. The only thing they demand from a woman is sex. They can do anything to make a lady spread her privacy to them. So don't blame the woman.

Poverty too is another wahala that push some of our ladies to do what they are not supposed to do. Even some decent ladies could be swayed by the affluence some of these young men display.

In Benin City, Yahoo Boys are having a field day with our pretty ladies. Here you can even see a 32 years old lady dating a 20 years old boy for material things.
And these small boys like toto!
Life nor straight these days oh!

Depends on who's tempting... I'd personally flog Teni with leather belt if she tries to tempt me. But I'll f.uck banky's wife hard

No I haven't and I don't think I will, I am a male and single, before any lady tempt me she should be ready I don't know how to say no, I gladly accept it when a lady tell me no but for a lady to tell me yes and I will say no that's impossible no matter how ugly the lady is


I may only say no if I'm suspecting you are up to something or you reject condom

illicit:
U wan toast d person wey dey send u errand?

U get mind o

What if she no gree?

She go use errand frustrate u

TheFreshVanilla:
This is what happens when you watch those youtube Nollywood movies like "How A Poor Cleaner Captured D Heart Of Her Banker Boss". Try your luck. Na slap you go chop.

Sapeleboy911:
The only issue here is fear of you bashing the car. Except that you can learn to drive with any car. Although most of these GLK brands are automatic. When my dad wan change gear for volvo that year. Front seat occupant dey shift far.

RealLordZeus:
Learning with glk or small car ain't the issue, the main koko is if you bash the glk can you afford to fix it without squeezing face?

MrDoGood:
Next time, just park, smile, commend them for doing great job (they know say na lie sha, just praise them),

Then ask if they want to check papers or make you gift them small thing?

As far as your papers are correct, you have no issue. NO dey frown at them as if you guys have pending issues

olisaEze:
Uduak, Obot ....na dem, ndi Calabar and kob'nomi! When you see two men fighting over an ugly chic just know she has Calabar blood in her DNA! Akwa Ibom yaya, but Calabar women na the real ayaya! Blessed with a golden honey pot and trained in the mystic arts of man & woman business from childhood, it's no surprise that that pastor is prepared to part with N6 million in these Tinubu times, than lose the nightly comfort of a woman that has dropped her engine seven morafck'n times! You cannot understand the loss of a nut that sits tightly on a bolt till you need a washer to fit another one in it's place!

oneda:
When your mama is a how. It's just started, kids will soon be bantering with their mama nudes.
Ayo: no be your mama pussay be this? She no fit shave self
Emeka: at least it's better than your mama own wey get breasts flats like bathroom slippers
Stupid Hoes are having children... Tueh!

barule:
Side

Nicepoker:
Just pay acceptance fees first. Tell her to wait till march before you can resume proper.

GanagiBitrus:
-Algerians will claim Mahrez deserves the Title.
-Nigerians will claim Osimhen deserves the Title.
-Moroccans will claim Hakimi deserves the Title.
-Egyptians will claim Salah deserves the Title.

Nobody dey gree say him mama soup no sweet. Na so life just be.

Olawade24:
OP, okpolo eye no be open eye.

Phantom233:
Air force agents

Ibime:
I hope we won't have died of HBP between now and then.

Leyqute:
Send-me-message marking. In Yoruba, it's called sarewagba

Leyqute:
LMAO.

Kuku should thank his stars that Garnacho is serious and not too wicked.

If na another player, they'll dribble him back and forth until he completes 3 revolutions. One for God the father, one for God the son, and one for the holy spirit.