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MsAllison:
dear ShadowCracker suggested a lifetime contract for you at gbegile company

how do you defend yourself?

Why don't you gtf outta mention?

oluwasegun007:
Oshey dictionari

is that the thank you I get for correcting an old man who's supposed to know this?

oluwasegun007:
During praise and worship,

This big ass lady with tight skirt was dancing in front,

Had a bonar.

It was embarrassing.

It's called"boner".

Yes. When I was sleeping during the sermon because I was tired of listening to the same crap all my life; my name was echoed out by the pastor, from the altar; yelling for me to wake up.

All for 30k

Op please return that phone to the owner.

HQofGilhc:
What do you see when you see this picture of Jesus Christ?


We see a lot written on this photo of of Jesus Christ. We need a particular answer from you.

I see Deception from the people who designed christianity.

You can't save naira oh. The value of that currency is declining steeply by the day. And op; these rules don't always apply to life.

Op grow up. We all know who you are. Stop using alternates to Garner attention.

BarristerAlarig:
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Cc Dominique
Suen
Lalasticala

Front page please

done.

mikecino:
Hi guys,i will be seating for the forthcoming jamb and am in a dilemma right now.
what can be done in a case where one is having name difference on one of his document,am sure this might cause an issue during the process screening, anyone here with such experience that has solved it should please advice on what to do.
For example
weac : precious munachi David
nin: precious issac David
bvn: precious Isaac David
Jamb: precious isaac David
Birth cert :Precious isaac David
Please your advice is greatly needed.

Why did you use different names na? I don't know if they can change the name on your waec certificate though.

Casham:
Someone just sent me N5k to go help register a niece for JAMB. Please is the registration still on? And can I get them on Saturdays? Help! I no wan waste ma tfare because the place far!

it's closed. No more registration for now.

ateamblezing:
Can someone still register today?

it you have your epin; then yes.

[[s]quote author=capaski post=102160811] i brought it here because i have benefited from it, join yesterday currently at level 2. and the platform is new, do your research and see[/quote][/s]shut up you scammer.

Billyonaire666:
Officially, humans of Earth 5.0 have not developed that capability yet. It is work in progress for a Tier 0 civilization like Earth 5.0, but not uncommon.

It's really crazy sha. I'm at a stage where my search had led me to believe that christianity was created by the Romans and Jesus Christ was a fictitious character. Mehn, it's really crazy out here. Deep down, I can feel it's true, but you taught me never to believe anything.

Billyonaire666:
Mars, 2074 - August 02.

Looking back at Earth, from this vintage point on Mars Colony 369042, I could finally find the missing piece of the 'I AM' Mind Kontrol Ultra.

The laboratory had enough DNA samples to populate the Red Planet with all sorts of living things and the blueprint for species that never existed, my creation will come to life. And for that, I am called God, right?

My first creation, Atom, will be designed to reproduce like there is no tomorrow, female partners genetically designed with fertility as a P1 function, very Primary for the One.

I intend to fly back to Earth soon after, with my personally engineered Spaceship made of alloy of Titanium and Gold, tough on delta-sigma performance index. On Earth, I kiss Terra, audit some cryptocurrency accounts, check and balance transactions at Metaphase Simulated 3D and check out the merchandize supported by the best Non-Fungible Tokens (NFT).

Mars, 2173 - August 01.
On my return trip to Mars, the Humanoids I created have grown so pretty and sexy that I even consider fuccking some of those pretty well-programmed feminine creations of mine. The offspring could be Nephilims. Do I really need to repeat the Noah Experience on Mars? We shall see.

With growing population, and hopelessness generated by the 'Who Am I' function in the pre-frontal cortex, I have to do something, just like we had to do same in other planes that have now supported life.

I had to design Mind Control systems, the aim is to ensure that the mind creative faculty is muted at DNA level once activated on the Ancestor DNA, it will take persistent mistakes and shock to unlock the FoolCode and realize that there was no need for a Belief System, that Religions are designed to deactivate the R & D faculties of the cortex. Without mind control, a Spirit, however it was created will become free. A soul without Religions will engage the faculty and Realize the basic truth.

Mars Earth, Venus - Just names of locations we see in the Sky System, we look at them, and not realize that someone out there is also looking back at us.

We either travel there with Spaceships or with Soul Travel - We have been doing this for eternity.

But what about the numerous space shuttle that have been to those planets, but could not find any signs of life there? Or is Nasa also lying?

[qu[s]ote author=stanliwise post=102152786]
When is part 2 coming out?[/quote][/s]shut up Stanley.

Op don't you have a life?

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JerryQ:
Hello!

Can someone help out please ?

It's either you send it, using the sms route or with the Ussd code which you've don't both. I don't know of any other way to get the profile code oh.

Please get a degree oh.

pansophist:
9. Strong men are philosophical.

To properly orient oneself positively into the world, one must have a deep understanding and practical application of life's teachings such as philosophy, spiritualism and being vigilant. A strong man must be a bedrock to those that look up to him, and easily answer, lecture, direct, guide and help them reach salvation, through the abundance of his knowledge.

10. Strong men are lone wolf.

They are never afraid to walk alone, it is where they found peace, and are most productive. Most of the world greatest scientist and philosophers became genius just being alone and observing the world (e.g Albert Einstein with the falling apple, and Frederick Nietszche "god is dead). A man is an antenna that taps current from the universe, and to be alone in nature is his solace, of peace and tranquility.


11. They are purposeful.

Like a wise man once said, "everyone have two lives, and the second one starts the day they realise they have just one". A man living life without a sense of purpose is a shame to life itself, since masculinity shines in doing things, so a man can't be at his peak without a purpose. You won't feel true happiness, will feel irrelevant and be at the mercy and ridicule of others. For a man to feel good, he must know that he is competent in something that magnets the world to him.

More to write, but I'll stop here. If anyone is interested to learn more, signify and ill overdose you with more

I am.

tensazangetsu20:
Once you get it buzz me. You can take some of my courses I used.

Thank you sir.

Akintundexxy:
Pls brothers and sister who had written Jamb and had high scores...
Advise me pls,I have just few weeks to prepare for utme ,but I have the basic knowledge of the subjects I'm taking..what advice would you give me?
I need like 340+.

Just prepare for the ones you can do and pray(if that'll work)

[quote author=tensazangetsu20 post=102127256]Omho wahala dey o. I thought they had money o. There's a very huge oversupply of artisans in Nigeria o and the economy isn't making things funny.[/quotei swear bro. I had to quit the thing sef as I saw no future in it. My laptop will soon arrive In a few months time. It's Coding or nothing oh. We die here.

tensazangetsu20:
Honestly with regards to Nigeria nothing especially if you are from a very less privileged background. The thing with mechanic work I used to be one is that where you can get money fixing big men motors. You can't get such jobs without connections. Sometimes you need to belong to specific cults to get such contracts. Weird things happen in these cults like having sex with men and other really weird shit. If you are going to be working on cars for average Nigerians then I am afraid making money will be very tough. My street alone has over 200 panel beaters. If your prices are too much no one will patronise you. So you would practically be doing work at the same price as others. Not easy at all.


I recommend that you learn a trade. Go to ladipo or alaba or any major market find an Igbo man and join him in his business. It takes long but they teach you the rudiments of business especially how to succeed in a hopeless market like Nigeria. If you insist on still getting a skill, then look towards phone or laptop repairs. Go to computer village and volunteer yourself as an apprentice to any shop. At least the skill will give you access to a laptop and you make more money fixing phones than fixing cars at least in naija.

Even the phone repair sef there's no money there. Except you're fixing those high end phones, there's no money in phone repair. Abi na infinix screen of 6500, u charge 10k na I'm be money? I learnt that work for 6 months and I know the ins and outs of it. Most of the phone repair guys are in the same conditions as the panel beaters you described above.

Did you apply?

blueskies:
Wat print out pls, im using it for DE into a top-up program

I don't really know much about DE stuffs sha.

blueskies:
Registered alrdy, was given a printed slip.

Pls wat is next after that?

Wait till they announce the day for the printout.