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Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Worst Employer You Ever Worked With And Why Did You Quit? by The5DME(m): 5:37pm On Jun 18, 2021
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ProgrammingRe: My Thoughts On Fullstack Web Development by The5DME(m): 5:24pm On Jun 18, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Well it's not that much honestly and to be truthful you don't even need everything there and you are sure of job. But I did mechanics of machines, thermodynamics, engineering mathematics one to four, control theory alongside a host of others with absolutely nothing to show for it grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is Being An Introvert A Turnoff To Nigerian Employers? by The5DME(m): 5:10pm On Jun 18, 2021
I don't think your employer cares what your psychological tendencies are.
CultureRe: What Would Make A Man Do Change Of Name by The5DME(m): 9:43am On Jun 18, 2021
I'd like to change my surname to Rothschild.
PhonesRe: Names Of Stores Where You Can Get Phones At Their Official Prices (or Cheaper) by The5DME(m): 9:27am On Jun 18, 2021
Do not buy a phone from anyone on this thread.
TravelRe: Been a Nigerian is it Blessing or a Curse by The5DME(m): 8:58am On Jun 18, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
It's a curse. Being born African is a curse but to be from some African countries is a much bigger curse than others.
Imagine being born in a country like CAR or Sudan. That one na extra curse.
FoodRe: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 4:18pm On Jun 17, 2021
[[s]quote author=Ishilove post=102817504]
I reserve the right to spell it anyhow I like. Don't quote me to write rubbish[/quote][/s]Learn old woman!
FoodRe: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 4:17pm On Jun 17, 2021
dfrost:
1. Ishilove is not Yoruba.

2. It's normal to not pronounce words not native to you correctly. It's not a peculiarity to a tribe/race.

I think you need to apologise. You can as well prefer not to.
You're foolish for telling me to apologize.
FoodRe: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 1:48pm On Jun 17, 2021
KingDash:
useless thing... you no thank God say she hate una useless food.
you're a misfit. Be gone!
FoodRe: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 1:36pm On Jun 17, 2021
Ishilove:
Gosh I hate Abasha. Uber gross
Abacha......... Not abasha. Yoruba people always spoil igbo pronunciations.
FoodRe: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 1:34pm On Jun 17, 2021
Suya, puff puff, akara nd soft bread for me.
EducationRe: JAMB UTME 2021 Thread by The5DME(m): 12:50pm On Jun 17, 2021
ymdo:
OGUN ONI Gateway Industrial & Petro-Gas Institute, Oni, Ogun Waterside LGA, Ogun State

Please who knows how to get to this location form Oshodi. My brother is to take his exam here on Ssaturday.

Anybody please
google map and i advise he goes to check the place out before saturday.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NCS Recruitment, Who Else Got This Scam Of A Mail by The5DME(m): 12:48pm On Jun 17, 2021
nawa oh
RomanceRe: She Told Her Best Friend She Wants To Cut Me Off. How Do I Handle This by The5DME(m): 10:15am On Jun 16, 2021
Cc: martinez39s
CareerRe: Considering The Situation Of Nigeria, How Are You Coping Without A Job? by The5DME(m): 8:43am On Jun 16, 2021
Nawa oh
CrimeRe: Show Me Your Dark Wallpapers by The5DME(m): 6:13pm On Jun 15, 2021
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RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 5:59pm On Jun 15, 2021
[[s]quote author=BuyAndSellStuff post=102757962]

ZOMBIE[/quote][/s]
RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 5:56pm On Jun 15, 2021
[[s]quote author=BuyAndSellStuff post=102757918][s][/s]

He only cancels zombiec comments so you must be on a 30k stipend.[/quote][/s]
TravelRe: Skydiving Experience In Cookstown, Ontario (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 5:29pm On Jun 15, 2021
Alexaonfleek:
Okay I'm 35 going to 36....are u happy now grin
yes I am...

grin
TravelRe: Skydiving Experience In Cookstown, Ontario (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 4:40pm On Jun 15, 2021
Alexaonfleek:
wow I didn't know this grin
Guess you forgot then so ce you're been lying about your age for a long time.
RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 4:40pm On Jun 15, 2021
Dissap:
Behave ya self dude. We niggars on his forum just wanna spread the news about bitches, now be the man in the game and play some asses & shit mehn, cos that's what real hommies do. You understand me? Cool, that's how we roll!
Nice.
RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 4:37pm On Jun 15, 2021
Dissap:
Whatchu mean dude? You created these fucking accounts and followed your jobless self?
Damn it! Fucking asshóle, are you that jobless? sad
You're not wise.
TravelRe: Skydiving Experience In Cookstown, Ontario (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 4:36pm On Jun 15, 2021
Alexaonfleek:
I must experience this before I reach 35
But you're more than 35 na.
TravelRe: Skydiving Experience In Cookstown, Ontario (Pictures) by The5DME(m): 4:33pm On Jun 15, 2021
Gerrard59:
As bros japa'd, he developed new hobbies and interests.

grin
grin fuuny asf
RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 4:30pm On Jun 15, 2021
Dissap:
Op, damn! This ain't cool mehn... Na ur accounts be this! sad
Why are y'all acting like illiterates? I said someone is creating tons of acc9and following me to cancel my posts; you're saying trash.
RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 4:16pm On Jun 15, 2021
budaatum:
But that is yourself now! Or do you think we don't know you can only get that screen for your own account?

So you tell us, 5DME. Are you normal?
Are you an idiot sir? He follows my account anytime he creates a new moniker and I took that screenshot from my follower's page.
RomanceRe: Please, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 4:07pm On Jun 15, 2021
Pierocash:
How do you know he owns all the monikers?

I have about 5 different monikers here but non follows each other.

Seeing followers doesn't mean he is the same person.
Look at all the monikers there...... They all begin with 9
RomancePlease, Is This Guy Normal? by The5DME(op): 4:03pm On Jun 15, 2021
How can a human being create more than 50 different monikers just to cancel people's comments?

RomanceRe: 10 Ways Women Behave When They Are Not Satisfied In Bed by The5DME(m): 12:03pm On Jun 15, 2021
MejiLoyon:
Madam op just say ways you behave when you are not satisfied. For all these does not apply. Woman wey no go satisfy go still shout ooosh aaaasshh. So guys to avoid stories up your game. When E sure for you you have nothing to worry about. As for me even if them circumcise you we know the pin to the punna . No be lie. Try dey drink herbs. Jedi once in a while. My own na Orijin. Nack am well. When you enter sansiro take your time. Play guitar with the kpekus. Finger am well. Don't be in a hurry to insert Sim. If plate clean lick am. Chop am happily. When time reach insert Sim. Back the kpekus. No mercy for am. Speed up. Ram it like Poundo yam. By the time her eyes turn upside down everywhere go don burst. I swear she will never leave.

Small secret....if you nack a kpekus with all you have, even if she wants to leave if she remember your nacking water go runaway her eyes.
Note...no be borehole. Do your best and leave the rest make you no go faint. Cheers
You're really funny sha.
CareerRe: How Successful People Achieve Their Career Goals by The5DME(m): 5:21pm On Jun 14, 2021
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HealthRe: How Often Do You Talk In Your Head? by The5DME(m): 10:57pm On Jun 13, 2021
Everytime
PhonesRe: How Much Have You Spent On Internet Data So Far In 2021? by The5DME(m): 4:27pm On Jun 13, 2021
18k or more.

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