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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 6:27pm On Jan 06, 2023
Nemesis0147:
u just resumed and you have started walking with “some girls”

Says a lot about the kind of guy you are….u type go loud and go Sabi talk too much…u go dy go we’re dy no invite you!!

It's alright. I've taken the necessary advice. It won't happen again.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 6:26pm On Jan 06, 2023
freshkpomo:


na him be say na catch them young hold you so o. Next time cultist stop you tell them Muslim name say you be Ibrahim Muhammed ( those kind names dey turn them off), then if them begin show sign or knock am give you say make you join, knock am give them too say your overall senior bros when be Armourer for Kaduna na him come drop you for school gate show you him rifle say any misbehaving or cultism him go use gun condemn your two legs. After this, nor wait make them talk just gather mind bounce, body go tell them... And him be like you too dey smile like sheep follow women lol, cultists like free bleep and him be like na your first mission go be that lol....

cheesy
My guy Benin don calm, just mind how you dey Waka. Those stories about Benin we don give them to upper, the rest of us don civilize.

Thanks bros. I don learn lesson.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 6:00pm On Jan 06, 2023
freshkpomo:




Na campus fellowship people lol, hope you nor give them number because you go ready take calls and text message.. them fit even use girl set you up so you go attend fellowship and once you start you are glued. But it's the best place/association to avoid cultists.
boss, this ones no be fellowship people oh. Shey fellowship fellowship people dey use slang like "kala"? They looked rugged. My body jus dey shake as I was talking grin.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 5:35pm On Jan 06, 2023
kingthreat:


This boy, well bygones are bygones.
I'll advice you not to show fear. Those boys are most probably cultists and are looking for new recruits.
Be careful of company you keep, don't go to party anyhow, avoid yahoo boy company. Keep your head low and focused. Also active in church, so you can use church matter as excuse from their unnecessary wahala. Avoid late nights too. I know many guys that went through Uniben and Ekpoma without any confrontation with cultism. The company they kept went a very long way in making that possible. Stay safe.
Thank you.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by The5DME(m): 3:22pm On Jan 06, 2023
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Politics / Re: Okowa To Omo-Agege: I Have Constructed 4 Road Projects In Your Village by The5DME(m): 10:02am On Jan 06, 2023
airsaylongcome:


What roads? I'm maternally from Aragba. Those nonsense he called roads will be washed up by this year's rain. Warri-Sapele road that Ogbemudia build in the 60s is still standing string. Roads that Okow built are all gone in less than 8 years.
....... strong.
Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by The5DME(m): 1:45pm On Jan 03, 2023
Fake story.
Education / Re: Unuversities Increase Tuition Fees, Offer Discount For Children Of Workers by The5DME(m): 1:02pm On Jan 01, 2023
It's inevitable.

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Family / Re: If U Are 30 And Still In Ur Parents House,read This. by The5DME(m): 11:02am On Jan 01, 2023
tunjijones:


At 39 you still stay in your parents house? That's a definition of failure to me. When do you want to start start your life?

Guy na new year before this, start planning of how to move to your own house.

At 26 when I finished my service. One of my cousins asked me to move to a different city so she can help me get a job. She was staying in the heart of the city and in a house almost like a mansion. I had every thing at my disposal except respect. My cousin wi be telling me to go and make noddles for her 15 years old son. My aunty will be telling me to go and buy recharge card for her when her 15 yrs old son dey. I told myself I wld move out after 6 months. Which I did. I moved to a single room apartment in the suburb and it felt like heaven. The freedom, the peace of mind and all that.

It's 7 years ago now and I have been able achieve a lot. I have even started building my own house.
The person you quoted is a software developer with a remote Job, and earns in dollars. I'm pretty sure he can afford to rent a house if he wants to. If one can save cost by living with one's parent; I see no reason why he/she shouldn't as long as they foot the bills of the house. So; why not?

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Religion / Re: RCCG Prophecies For Year 2023 By Pastor E. A. Adeboye by The5DME(m): 10:08am On Jan 01, 2023
Someone tell this old man to shut up please.

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Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 6:58am On Jan 01, 2023
Alert seen. Thank you very much. Happy new year.
Cc snowland

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Travel / Re: If You Ever Had Chance Of Travelling Where Would You Go? by The5DME(m): 6:47am On Jan 01, 2023
Egypt. To tour the great pyramids.
Religion / Re: Live ECKANKAR Service 18 DEC 2022 by The5DME(m): 6:01am On Jan 01, 2023
[quote author=chieveboy post=119237157][/quote] Hello. Do you guys have a centre in Benin?
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 5:27am On Jan 01, 2023
snowland:

I understand your point completely. It was not a disqualifing factor at all, if it was I would not have placed you in the list in the first place. I was only stating my observation of the account. I apologize if it came across differently. God bless you too and happy new year
I was one of the winners sir. I've sent you an email since yesterday, and I dropped my account here also.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 6:00pm On Dec 31, 2022
Some people are pained cheesy

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Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 4:30pm On Dec 31, 2022
Accept your loss and move on please.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 11:09am On Dec 31, 2022
snowland:


Nope, you got it wrong. Why would I screenshot at 10.28pm when the actual starts a minute earlier. Common, you should know better than this.

I didn't start the screen shot till 10.38pm naija time. The time you saw that says 10:28 is actually 10:28am naija time which is 3:28am my time here.
I only took a screenshot of Miracood's part of the entire page screenshot and the time that you saw was the time I took the shot.

Thank you very much.
Account number: 0507742730, GT bank.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 10:59am On Dec 31, 2022
superintendents:
bbosss i did'nt read d post abeg

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Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 11:17pm On Dec 29, 2022
Goodluck to the winners sha. I failed too many questions.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders - Selection Thread. by The5DME(m): 10:34pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:
1. Who was the president of the Federa Republic of Nigeria on May 28, 1999?
a. General Olusegun Obasanjo
b. Umaru Musa Yar'Adua
c. Chief Ernest Shonekan
d. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan
e. General Sani Abacha
f. None Of The Above
A

2. What is the sum of ALL Nigerian currency denomination:
a. 1858
b. 8518
c. 1588
d. 1885
e. 5188
f. None of the above
A

3. Distance between Points A and Point B is 200km/hr. An electric train traveling from A to B is traveling at a speed of 50km/hr. At what rate will the smoke of the train travel?
a. 4km/hr
b. 0.25km/hr
c. 1000km/hr
d. At speed of light
e. 10000km/hr
f. None of the above

A

4. If $1 US dollar = 500 Nigerian Naira and $1 US dollar = 10 Canadian Dollar. How much is 30 Canadian Dollar in Nigerian Naira?
a. 5,000 Naira
b. 3,000 Naira
c. 1,500 Naira
d. 15,000 Naira
e. 30,000 Naira
f. None of the above
B

5. Which state in Nigeria is known as 'Home of Solid Minerals'?
a. Borno State.
b. Kaduna State
c. Adamawa State
d. Benue State
e. Kano State
f. None of the above
F

6. What is the capital of Canada.
a. Ontario
b. Montreal
c. Ottawa
d. Toronto
e. Edmonton
f. None of the above

D

7. Out of 1kg wood, 1kg bucket of water, 1kg cotton wool and 1kg pot of Isi-ewu, which one is the heaviest?
a. Wood
b. Bucket of water
c. Cotton Wool
d. Pot of Isi-ewu
e. They have same weight
f. They have different weight
g. None of the above.

A


8. Which one does not belong in the group.
a. Russia
b. Finland
c. Mexico
d. Sweden
e. Poland
f. None of the above.

C

9. Complete the sentence with the most accurate word.
Many are called but few are -----------
a. Chosed
b. Chosen
c. Choosen
d. Choosed
e. Choose
f. None of the above.

B

10. How many Local Govt areas are in Nigeria?
a. 774
b. 744
c. 474
d. 447
e. 477
f. None of the above.

A

All the best.

Hi folks, this will be the thread where the selection of the 27 winners will be conducted. Like I said in the parent thread, at exactly 10:27pm naija time, I will post a series of questions here which must be answered in 10 minutes. At exactly 10:38pm, no more answers will be accepted, except if there are no enough answers from which 27 winners could be selected.

ELIGIBILITY REQUREMENTS (Meet at least one of these)
1. You MUST be an ACTIVE member of the Travel Section
2. You MUST have at least 5 posts in the Travel section older than December, 28th 2022
3. You MUST have at least a topic created (does not have to make Front page) in the Travel Section older than December, 28th 2022.

RULE OF PARTITCIPATION.
1. You must met at LEAST ONE of the requirements
2. Only Entries received within the timeframe (10:27pm - 10:37pm) will be graded and from which the top 27 people with correct answers will be selected.
3. If number of entries is not up to 27, then entries received between 10:38pm and 10:40pm will be graded and select the top answers till the total number of selected people is 27.
4. Answers will be provided to the questions afterwards.
5. Selected members will be contacted to provide their account details for fund disbursement.

GROUND FOR DISQUALIFICATION
1. If you do NOT meet any of the requirements.
2. If you make any kind of post on this thread before 10:27pm Naija time
3. If you book space on this thread.

READ THE ABOVE CAREFULLY AND ADHERE, NO ROOM FOR SECOND CHANCE.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 10:08pm On Dec 29, 2022
seankafor:
bro, at a point you have to give in the middle finger..

He keeps changing and modifying the rules every now and then, over what? 10k?

That's bullshit bro..

Let me burst you, the biggest gains comes with less stress..

I been there, done that..

The jobs with most stress are peanuts.. but you see that jackpot.. it comes with less stress..

Don't reduce your self esteem for meagre 10k.. lol
Bro, get the fvck.

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Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 5:26pm On Dec 29, 2022
superintendents:
automatic qualified
Help check mine too.
Business / Re: Stop Using Payoneer For Amazon KDP by The5DME(m): 4:35pm On Dec 29, 2022
yamali:


What is your niche?
I don't have a niche yet. I'm still doing my research. I just want tips on your niche.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 4:33pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:

Yes you are as long as its older than Dec 28.
I guess I'm qualified then.
Fashion / Re: Would Fashion Design Be Relevant In A Few Years? by The5DME(m): 4:29pm On Dec 29, 2022
janeIBfashion:
. You can be poor if you are not a good tailor...... I am at ajah Lagos and I charge 10k if you bring your material... I base on men senator wears
I wanted to ask: why does it take a lot of time to learn how to sew? I know a lot of people who've been learning for years. Seems like the learning has no end.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 4:18pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:

You are qualified
I qualify sir. See below

Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 4:15pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:

You only need to meet one criterion to qualify, not all the 3.
I meet all criteria. Am I qualified?
Business / Re: Stop Using Payoneer For Amazon KDP by The5DME(m): 4:10pm On Dec 29, 2022
yamali:


My method of making money on kdp is the hard way. I write high content books. It takes a lot of hard work.

I can give you tips on kdp if you want to do high content.
I'd like to get the tips if you don't mind.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 4:05pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:

Nope, at least one must be met. Thank you for pointing this out. I will modify the posy.
I meet all three requirements sir. Please check.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 3:59pm On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:
It was stated categorically on the very first page that I want to give back to this forum, particularly the Travel section. It's either those that felt disappointed did not read or they are just in denial.
I have a principle of how I do my things and I stick with it. My giveaways have always have a theme and this one will not be an exception.

If your most active section is Romance, never contributed anything to the Travel section, I'm sorry you aren't qualified this time.

Let me modify the requirement.

1. At least 5 posts in the Travel section older than 28 Dec, 2022.

2. At least a topic opened in the Travel section older than 28 Dec, 2022.

3. Even if you have no post or topic in the Travel section, Travel section should be one of your most active sections.
I meet all three criteria sir.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 7:33am On Dec 29, 2022
snowland:


Oh boy...how I wan take handle 270 people Besides, the purpose is still defeated. 270 is not 27.
Thanks for the suggestion though.

Disbursing to 20 people is still manageable. So I suggest 13,500 to each of the 20 lucky nairalanders. There's someone viewing the thread with two alternate monikers though.
I suggest everyone drops their number, and have it spun on a spin wheel. The lucky numbers will be the lucky winners.
Travel / Re: 270k Giveaway To Lucky Nairalanders by The5DME(m): 7:27am On Dec 29, 2022
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