When the person you suspect to be the culprit pays you a condolence visit.

You'll be like, "I don hear".

This dickless motherfucker.

They should remember to wear facemask because of the black soot. I hear people are collapsing on the street in Port Harcourt.

This is what happens when you insist on carrying broken weapons that you can't use to fight armed robbers, just so you can use it to threaten innocent citizens.

endy69:
Las las dem go dribble this man. Make e dy spend Lagos money

His former boss Abiola believed that Babangida would let him become the president as a reward for helping him overthrow Buhari, but we all know how he ended up.

Lattop1:
Jagaban Borgu in ur mandate we stand

If u don't stand in his mandate na u sabi

Foolish youth.

But how can this be possible? I don't believe something like this can happen. The man impregnated the mother and gave birth to the daughter three years ago, meaning the man is not a loser who cannot get a woman. So what reason would he have to rape a little baby girl.

Just imagine, to think that Buhari banned Twitter just to vent his anger on them for tagging his tweet hate speech and deleting it.

These are three questions Nigerian girls fear to be asked. If ask Nigerian girls any of these questions, you will instantly turn into their worst enemy. Some of them will start raining curses and abuse on you as they try to avoid answering the question.

1. Are you a virgin?

2. What is your body count?

3. Have you ever done an abortion?

All of this is happening in Lagos state and Thief Nubu the boss of Lagos state is dreaming about becoming the president of Nigeria.

wow

To me body count means the number of people a person has killed.

The number of people that died of malaria in the various hospital in Nigeria yesterday are in dozens, but the figures are not reported. The government is instead obsessed with COVID-19 that has never claimed more lives than malaria in Nigeria.

Good riddance.

We the people of Edo state we miss Adams Oshiomhole, this is why we want Ize-iyamu to win so that Oshiomhole can come back as a godfather. Gone are the days when state governors can loot without anyone to control them. Say yes to godfatherism. Oshiomhole is coming back as a godfather, if you don't like it go and hug the nearest transformer.

The guy videoing is a very wicked man, he should have dive in to rescue the man.

xynerise:

Sharap! You would have watched like he did
We are only super heroes on keyboard

If I was there at the scene, I would have dive in to rescue the man, las las both of us will die together. If I die while trying to save someone, I am guaranteed to wake up in heaven.

When PDP campaign train passed through my street in Ikpoba Okha local government, it was made up of about 7 vehicles, and they moved smoothly until they got to the main road. They shared one carton of noodles to the elderly and one sachet to the youth.

Fast forward to three days later, APC campaign train also passed my street, theirs was made up of about 15 vehicles and they ended up causing holdup for themselves and for motorists as they try to come out to the main road. They also did not give anything to people as they passed by. They most likely embezzled the money given to them to buy something to give out.

The APC guys were asking us whether we like how our street is not tared as though the street was not in existence when Oshiomhole was governor for eight years.

Only God knows what fomer president Olusegun Obasanjo smoked 12 years ago that caused him to see vision 2020.

Year 2020 turned out to be a crazy year. If I had known it would be like this I would not have stepped into it. I would have chose to stay in 2019, wait till 2020 is over, then crossover from 2019 directly to 2021.

While the UK is experiencing a pandemic, here in Nigeria we are experiencing a scamdemic.

They will soon receive a call from WHO to alter the result in exchange for $10m.

Goke7:


mumu

Thousands of people are dying everyday without knowing who is responsible for their death, I pray you don't become one of them.

EVILFOREST:
GOOD ONE.
Too many CONMEN in Nigeria
OYIBO no dey take shitttt.
After all na dem give you the RELIGION.
What our PASTORS couldn't HEAL, our POLITICIANS are handling yet they want to rush and open churches for their SELFISH GAINS.
Our Pastors want to disrupt the efforts of our Politicians.
NONSENSE

NO PASTOR has walked straight to the ISOLATION CENTRE to heal one.
They are waiting for Government to issue a go ahead other.
Is NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT barring you from visiting Isolation centres..?

You really are clueless aren't you, no pastor would be allowed to enter any isolation center to pray for the sick. The same way no country or company is allowed to release an effective Covid19 cure. Mass death from Covid19 is part of the plan of the powers behind the pandemic.

The powers behind the Covid19 pandemic are not happy with him and have started working against him. Their goal is to make sure the public does not hear truth about the Covid19 pandemic. But what else did pastor Chris expect, the future of this world belongs to the Antichrist.

comshots:
Why we never die?

Because the final process of making palm oil involve making the oil palm boil beyond 100 degree Celsius and every germs or bacteria in it dies. After this the oil is collected and stored cleanly. And we who buy the oil make it go through another 100+ degree celsius as we use it to cook.

Buhari is a wicked devil, an ungrateful bastard.

He spends N679m daily to feed school children who are currently at home with their families in a scam school feeding program, but won't spend a single kobo to take care of almajiri.

sofiscatedmoron:
She sure looks sexy in bed, and i really want to penetrate her from behind with ny rooster

By the time you penetrate her rashes filled ass from behind and your dick start scratching you, then you'll run to nairaland crying for help.

Thank God for your life. After advertising your yansh on YouTube, you succeeded in getting an Arab millionaire customer.

so

That was when Femi Adesina spoke the truth. But now he is paid to tell lies and to defend evil.

zedman1:
Haba bros, you write well yet this is coming from you?

I didn't think it was a thread that would hit front page so I decided to mess around a bit knowing fully well it was a different E-money.

These Fulani men self. If they stay in their state, they will be bandits. If they go outside their state they will be terrorist.

She has already fallen for his trap.

Las las, he will recommend three days intercession that will end in intercourse session.