The fact that we consider it ok to import everything including petrol is very bad, it actually projects to the world that Nigerians are a lazy bunch that cannot produce anything, that all we can do is drill oil and sell.

Ilamina:
I didn't go to montessori

I like my egg properly cooked
I heard only razz people like the properly done ones like me

I saw my VM Montessori friend eat this Yama Yama one

Here's a fact you are unaware of. Raw egg contains more nutrients than cooked egg. The longer an egg is cooked, the less nutrients it will contain. That's why cooked egg that is close to raw egg, is the best, for while it is not raw, it also contains a lot of nutrients.

Lol, his tune will change after they kidnap him

Do I look like a migratory bird?

xeratek:
Nairaland members and malnutrition are like 5&6

You mor0n, what you call malnutrition is what is called being physically fit and healthy. What you call nutrition is what is called being obese and unhealthy.

hmm

Why did they name it ovu lake, is the lake ovulating?

In the north blasphemy is a capital crime. Just watch how they will sentence this man to be stoned to death. State enforcing religious law is the height of backwardness.

Mobile recharge and other bank USSD transaction used to be paid for with phone credit, I hate how they have changed it to debiting bank account for USSD transactions.

As for the op, he must have been smiling when he was carrying out USSD transactions with getting charged, not knowing that his bank was keeping record and would charge him for all the USSD transactions he carried out during the month.

Bigchristo:
Don’t flog my kids otherwise I will reign he’ll on that teacher what sort of nonsense is that? Nobody learned everything they know in one day so be patient with the child and stop flogging them.

There is nothing wrong with flogging a child as long as it is done moderately. If you go and fight a teacher that flogs your child moderately, that child will grow up to be wayward. The Bible knows what it was saying when it said, you spare the rod, you spoil the child.

tutudesz:
Don't forget the N30 Milo(N60 Now)

N70 Now.

Dapson73:



Jagaban always your ancestral nightmare.

It doesn't change the fact that Tinubu is a lifeless old man.

Good to see that getting married to a girl young enough to be his granddaughter is not the only thing Nerd Nwoko knows how to do.

Minimum age to start flogging a child in school is 5 years old or kg 3. And the flogging should be restricted to the palm and no more than 3 strokes.

And flogging three strokes more than once a day is unacceptable. This kind of things parents should inquiry from their children.

In other words, if you know that you are a teacher that flogs children more than once a day, flog them one stroke on the palm each time. Children are not animals you can flog as you like.

Valentine day is the best day of the year for Clitocurrency traders, it is the day of the year they look forward to the most, in fact it is their day of the year.

NNPC is acting like their master Buhari, and are trying very hard to avoid taking responsibility for their failure. First they blame MRS, then they blame Oando, but they will never blame themselves.

heniford2:
show us ur village

My village in delta state has mansions, tared road and electricity. But it is still a village.

What's with South East governors and their obsession with building airport, it's like they are doing competition with each other.

The fact that Abia state is the only one among them that didn't join in the airport building competition is yet another proof of how useless Gov Ikpeazu actually is.

https://leadership.ng/abia-abandons-proposed-airport-project/

aikyg:

You want to relocate to someone's village? This is not a city ooo.

You mean he needs to take permission from that person before he can relocate to their village? I believe that every Nigerian can move to any part of the country to stay.

You mean Akpuko village. One or two rich men coming to build mansion there does not stop it from being a village. Many villages get tared road.

Unfortunately for you my brother, you got married to a kid in an adults body, lol. Find a way to settle things with her mom if you want to keep her with you.

Nigerian police are very disgraceful set of people.

SportsHD:


Import adulterated fuel>
Buy 60 million litres and add 110 million worth of ethanol to make the fuel plenty>
Collect 201Billion naira from government to clean up the bad fuel we brought in>
Everybody eats!

cc. Theabomination, stacyadams , make una come and wail again.

How wonderful. Just look at how easily they mention the fact that they need hundreds of billions to clean up the mess they created by putting a corrupt Aboki in charge of assessing the quality of fuel coming into the country.

The worst thing is that we will not hear about anyone getting fired or prosecuted as a result of this incident.

The pastor clearly considers money to be the most important thing, more important than Righteousness, Faith, Hope and Love.

executive12:


So you want them to start releasing armed robbers in the South? You can see how the North has ended up. I don't think you want the South to end up like the North.

Dafaq is making you guys to interpret my comment like this. The point am making is that, since it's crazy to forgive and release armed robbers that say they repented, it should be crazier to forgive and release terrorists and bandits that claim repentance. But this is exactly what the North is doing.

Let me go and add this to my first comment, I don't want another person to mention me with this question.

This little girl is going to become a prayer warrior when she grows up.

Badadvisor:

See this one dey form commando for woman wey dey whine you.
Confronting any guy or boy because of a lady is a big no. Never do that!
You go soon chop disgrace and beating one day. Just mark these words.

So you will not look the other way if your girl is being pestered by a man she has rejected? If you would leave your girl to deal with a man that is pestering her by herself, then forget about her believing you will be able to stand for her when she marry you.

There is a way to help your girl tell off a man that is disturbing her without it leading to a fight. And if you are faced with an idiot that is quick to getting violent, as an intelligent man you should have prepared countermeasures for dealing with people and situations like that.

delana:
Lol @ the confrontation, I don't think you need do that , once she wants you , she stops giving the other guys attention.

En, just saying in case one of the men is the type that can't take a hint.

I always woo a lady with the thought that I have several other options apart from her, so I don't spend too much time wooing a lady. And I believe every woman is free to choose to guy that they like.

If in the process of wooing a woman I discover that other men are trying to woo her, my actions from then will depends on whether she accepted me or not. Basically she will need to choose between me and the other men.

If she state it clearly that I am the one that she likes, then I will confront the other men and ask them to back off and stop pestering her.

Back when I was a kid around 12, my mom when to sell old newspaper. Her customers were people that use the old newspaper to wrap suya, roasted corn, guguru. Many of her customers also use the newspaper for toilet back then.

Any as a kid I decided one day to help her hawk the old newspaper. I remember that I took a bunch of old newspapers, rested it it on my arm and moved through a number of streets shouting, "paper here, paper paper paper" (which is what I usually hear my mom say).

Anyway I ended selling to about 4 person, and decided not to do it again, because I didn't need to. I knew that most of the buyers of the old newspaper wait for their regular suppliers instead of buying from a random hawker.

The next thing they will tell us is that the boy has repented, he has been forgiven and is now on government payroll.

In Nigeria terrorists and bandits in the North can repent and be forgiven, but armed robbers in the south cannot repent and be forgiven. Even though terrorists and bandits are worse than armed robbers.

The point am making is that, since it's crazy to forgive and release armed robbers that say they repented, it should be crazier to forgive and release terrorists and bandits that claim repentance.

Good they should sign him out of that racist club that holds Africa in contempt.