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Hezron Lorraine: Very cute baby.beautiful family.congrats,keep up being a great dad.

Kslib: Woow!! Nicee..
Op,you spoilt the whole thing with those Niaja pics..
#No offense## to my country,but it spoilt the beautiful images of those 16 wonderful places some of use were already reminiscing about..
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All izz still well sha!

Chanchit: Mumu. After all the surgery, you can not fly or carry common beattle car.

runzlord: yeah. I downloaded 4rm notjustok. And its the same that stuff is annoying. They saId ''this is exclusive 4rm music.com.ng'' every 5 secs. Yeah, EVERY 5 SECONDS!!!

Emmysteve: [/b][b] None of the septmber

Symphony007: spain is bankrupt, even if madrid won, the citizens will revolt and demand it be taken back...in a country with over 20% unemployment, spending money on olympics is the last thing on their mind.

obadiah777: that defense is weak mehn. those youths are exposing their lower anatomical contours but he is exposing his big belle contours. check mate na

DJDOLA: Like some idiot...no matter how u used ur energy 2 type words when u are chating wit them..they will just reply u....K....I almost break my fone wit annoyance when one girl am trying 2 woo reply me wit K upon d whalah I used 2 compose sweet words

manny4life: Abeg, how I go take start my own

sammy329: Penaaarity

Teenage Money: Tecno Should Improve on Device RAM...

The Phone IS Cool..

More Spec and Price at::

http://mymobspecs..com/2013/09/tecno-phantom-a2-android-42-130.html

Baba_Eleko: If na for Naija, na to go set up kitchen near the building b dat. Cooking tins.

Lordave: Fashola is really bent on making Lagos unbearable for the poor.






I wonder if this man has a blood tie with Hitler.

Blue diamond: How much is d form,when is it closing and any special requirement?

Okija_juju: Thanks bro..

Na my amatuer Photography hobby I dey try harness..

I'm sure I missed alot of Killer shots of the school.. But I swear, that school is fvcking fine..

Juzzybabe: no i dont pls. If u use whats app pls add me to help me out.08138233461.

sexytabhi: I actually expected fulham to concede atleast onne goal thankGod they dint disappoint me. ful 1 -ars 3

senbonzakura_kageyoshi: Right off the bat, I will have to announce that i’m not a fan of Nollywood. Right from the name to the many, many crappy movies, so many that they can fill the whole of Lagos and still as for extra sheets from Ogun State. And if you’ve read this particular post of mine on Nairaland, it probably underlines that fact. Much of what I hate is how predictable Nollywood movies are. However, I have to admit that Hollywood movies are sometimes as bad as Nollywood movies. Think i’m lying? Okay, disprove these:

1) Good guy vs Hundreds of bad guys in gun duel. Who wins?: Have yo watched any of those old Arnold Schwazenegger movies where he finds himself in a tight corner being fired at by literally a hundred baddies? Or Bruce Willis? Or Sylvester Stallone? Has anyone noticed how so many people are firing at one guy and he doesn’t sustain even a slight graze from any of the bullets (incidentally, he only gets injured by flying glass, and the only person whose shot manages to hit him is the main bad guy himself. Note that said shot is rarely ever lethal).

But this same dude, from his tiny hiding place behind a car/pillar/carton manages to eliminate every single one of them and still has enough energy after to come out and bask in the glory of his awesomeness? Think of it, seriously, how possible is that. Heck, even two peple should be enough. How incompetent can thirty people be that they can’t shot at and kill one tiny guy? No wonder naija guys say “actor no dey die for film!”

Why Nollywood cant pull it off: Just imagine Jim Iyke trying to save the day while being shot at by Gentle Jack and thirty other bad guy goons. That would be comedy!

2) Someone breaks all the rules…and still saves the day!: Rules are made for a reason. One, to keep things from going chaotic. Two, the bring things back to order if things do go chaotic. So it is crazy when in Hollywood movies, one guy just busts out of nowhere and breaks all the rules on the way to saving the day.

I mean, what? Seriously, if super heroes did exist in the real world, they would be sued out of business for breaking nearly every rules the government puts in place to protect citizens. For one, in the case of a hostage situation, first, the captors have to first be negotiated with, while security forces try to find a way to get the captives freed. However, Bruce Willis would have none of it and would instead go in one man SWAT in to bust the captives out.
What would happen in real life: The captors would shoot Bruce Willis dead on sight.

Why Nollywood can’t pull it off: Oh, they already tried it in “The President Must Not Die”. The result being that the president (Enebeli Elebuwa, RIP) turned sharp shooter, which was funny as hell.

http://zakuraweekly.com/five-ways-hollywood-movies-are-as-bad-as-nollywood-movies/

Pipsland78: Girls will always be shallow and dumb.