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wizzy, baba nla

This is lovely

i know just like the girl

Samsung phones have been expensive since 1900, even if na 500mb ram, the phone go still dey expensive

you can't have it all, only few girls have big boobs and big ass, most either have big ass and small boobs or vice versa

that toyosi fine gan sha!!!

Allah is great

hmmm, this has gotten out of hand

dxdiag:
Its due to low memory on your phone, maybe you installed to many apps on your phone memory. Try to delete un-used app.
Secondly, clear cache of your opera mini browser or simply use clean master application to free memory on your phone

tnx man

femdevcon:
Your phone ram is relatively low

is 1gig ram low?

anytime i minimize my opera mini app, all the tab would have closed if i re-open the app, please who knows the cause?

brother why didn't you complete your registration early, at least there was enough time to do that

its hard to believe it's not an implant

well if it's true, it's good for him, olamide also left id cabassa, so it's no big deal

hearthache is a waste of time bro

DragonReborn:
Vague I assume you were raised abroad, and thus have little understanding of what's obtainable in Nigeria. The alternative would be that you're just a naïve little girl with colonial mentality that believes 'oyiboness' is next to Godliness (which I'll give you the benefit of doubt by discounting) This is in no way an attempt to change your opinion of Nigerian men, I'm sure you're God's gift to us, but on behalf of the entirety of Naija guys, I bid you goodluck in your hunt for white men. Trust me, we'll live. This is merely an attempt to correct your backward views.

GOING ON DATES
The economy of most western states encourages the creation of various establishments that offer the public several fun activities. Tell me, if I decided to impress a lady by shooting the bull's eye at a fair to win her a large teddy bear, where in Nigeria would I go that I wouldn't be lynched by an irate mob of agberos and policemen?? You talk of skydiving, ice skating, going to museums etc. These can only be possible when such centers are opened here. Or what, I should board a Dana flight and push her out with a parachute in midair? We don't do those things because we don't have access to them, not because were unadventurous or disinterested.
You made a comment about us only being interested in buying suya and fucking in our face-me-I-face-you apartments. First you need to forget about what chick flicks and romance novels portray. Some of these 'almighty' white men will attempt to fυck you without so much as a pack of gum and just as some Naija guys live in shitty apartments, some white guys live in rat holes. Or what, you believe every single white person lives in a mansion paved with crystals? You would balk at throwing dog shit at some of the hovels these supreme beings live in. I believe your comparism is juvenile. Perhaps you should have said difference between a wealthy white guy and a struggling Nigerian guy, because that's basically all you said.

BEING PUNCTUAL
This must be the joke of the century. Kevin Hart's best lines certainly pale before this rib-cracker. Are you telling me that if a guy sets a date at 09:00 am and comes at 08:55 am, you would have had your bath? The girl would be furious because she would feel flustered knowing the guy is waiting impatiently while she spends 30 minutes in the bathroom, 15 minutes to paint each eyelash and another 30 minutes to choose her outfit. This point is so ridiculous! Again, we would bring you flowers, but where would we get them? You know any florists in Nigeria? Or perhaps we should wander into the bush to uproot fistfuls of sunflowers. Miscellaneous expenses come up. Even you couldn't possibly expect a guy to predict when his mother would need surgery to remove her fibroids or when his father would have an accident. I guess the crime is expecting you to be understanding. God forbid you should lift a finger to help him, I mean its just his mum right? Its not somebody as colossally important as you, the girl he met last week.

COOKING
We are Africans and have our culture. It is generally believed that cooking is a woman's role, so some guys find it awkward making it a regular habit with their girlfriends, as opposed to special occasions. Unless a wife is pregnant or tired/sick, it is considered shameful to sprawl on the couch gisting while her husband cooks. That's like saying oyibo women are better than Naija girls because they provide for their men financially, call them and take them shopping. Sounds idiotic, doesn't it?

BODY SCENT AND HYGEINE
Actually men of different races have unique...musks or smells. This is probably because of the disparity in our diets. Remember your mum telling you; you are what you eat? Well she wasn't lying. Our diet determines our scent. I'm sure you're not ignorant enough to believe every single white guy shaves/bathes regularly and douses himself in expensive cologne. I desperately don't want to believe you've never heard of white trash before. Try dating a hillbilly redneck and come lecture us on the wonders of adventurous, romantic, sexy white men gods.

SEXUAL SPONTANIETY
I'm shocked you seem to think white guys are all tigers in the bedroom. Yes, white men find it easier to go down on their women, but you've got to understand that our sexual experiences shape our mentality towards sexual activities. Most Naija guys have horror stories to tell of stinking/sore/diseased vaginas that would leave Stephen King retching for weeks. My dear, it is with many a desperate prayer for survival that Naija guys come within sniffing distance of vaginas because we'd hate to have our olfactory nerves deadened by some death-defying, zombie-raising stench emanating from some girl's hooha.

SEXUAL APPEAL
This depends on how sexy/handsome the guy is, as much as his level of creativity. If by now you still think white guys are all a bunch of Einstein reincarnated Adonis lookalikes, then perhaps I should just rest my case. Ignorance is bliss, far be it from me to deny you your bliss.

Next time when you want to make an analysis, make sure both items are of an equal value. Don't compare cute white boys with ugly Naija men, rich white guys with broke Naija boys or hygiene conscious white men with Naija guys that have poor hygiene. Contrary to what you've obviously been led to believe we're not all idiots. How about a little more brain power next time.

no mind the op, na them dey think say oyinbo mess na perfume

mtchew, dey change hairstyle like cloth

cr7 is a good player, but i can't qualify messi

banio:
Ronaldo is the best football could wish for, I wish him many more playing years

ehmm? i no see wetin u type wella

wiZ kid-kiss Daniel-korede bello

dis op is high on something, did you just mention d'banj?

what's mad about this

Mayor21:
He's not Nigerian

he's a Nigerian, make use of Google

i no pity you sha, you go knw say soldier no dey watch TV

Lattop:
Givers never Lack

yes they never lack, but if you over give you go suffer am

hmmm, she don win car now, shey she dey in fuel join?

gbam!!!! this girl fit no marry again

chai wizzy dey hot!!!

this is enlightening