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ernike: Sori bro,i was just passing d info dat a workforce agent told me when i asked about d exact coy we re writing d thursday test 4. I cant verify d info though,am just a messenger

Oh well, I guess you did what u felt was right and I respect dat u were just in ur own way trying 2 help out.... Of course no one is above mistakes, so I say a big SORRY for attacking you like that, it was inexcusable guess the pressure/tension in d house plus one practical joker dat had been passing all sorts of rumor b4 just made me transfer aggression....

Once again sorry, and Congrats on ur success!

Cheers.

ernike: the 2nd stage of d test was conducted yesterday @ unilag,well datz wat a workforce agent told me when i asked

EEEMMM......BROS, NA LIE!! the test @ UNILAG yesterday was for ANOTHER BANK!!! NO DEY CONCLUDE WETIN U NO CERTAIN OF!!

Jehoooooooovah Human Resources!!!

Holy Ghost ......................FAYA!!!!!!

(Dr Chris E. K. Voice)
Every wfmc regret mail spirit......FAYAYAYAYAYA!!!

From my father's haus or my mother's haus:
FAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I baptize my phones and e-mail address! This one dat regret mails are flying......they shall skip my contact!!!!!

If u dey fear alert from WFMC too and u dey dodge ur fone ring tone make u no get d bad news too......

Just say ONE BIG AAAAAAAMEN!!!!!!


Just trying to diffuse the tension and anger here on the thread.... It's getting heated up in here to an uncomfortable degree.......

So sorry about all the guys who got the regret mails, but this doesn't need to be a disappointment or failure.... U can make it a learning point for passing that upcoming Chevron, Diamond Bank, Deloitte, KPMG, NNPC, Oando, GTB, PWC, Accenture, P&G or Nestle test....

As long as u have learnt something from this that can make you better, never mind the wasted effort or emotional *debits*

And the final and most important of all, always go with God and NEVER DOUBT YOURSELF!!!
You are not dumb or getting slower, you only either need to prepare harder or work faster.

Cheers all

P.S- I hope this comforts ONE soul! I know how it felt when I got dropped at the final stage of Unilever recruitment, pls take your lessons from this episode and move on or else, it could seriously un-settle u for other chances.

da disser: I got a text for 10am and later got another for 12noon. I wrote the test as soon as I got there coz there was no crowd. It is not a success textfor heritage.it is for a completely different job. I don't know why they're being secretive about the name of the company. The questions are computer based and almost the same as the last one we wrote for heritage. 50mins 50 questions. Abstract, numerical reasoning and verbal. I hope I've been helpful with this.

da disser. Pls what company was on the test page when u wanted to login That's if u're feeling kind enough to share sha oh..

da disser: I got a text for 10am and later got another for 12noon. I wrote the test as soon as I got there coz there was no crowd. It is not a success textfor heritage.it is for a completely different job. I don't know why they're being secretive about the name of the company. The questions are computer based and almost the same as the last one we wrote for heritage. 50mins 50 questions. Abstract, numerical reasoning and verbal. I hope I've been helpful with this.

da disser. Pls what company was on the test page when u wanted to login That's if u're feeling kind enough to share sha oh..

click2cbn: There is a possibility dat they lost d 1st test u guys wrote n den decided to test some peeps dat reside in Lagos to cum take d impromptu test. #JustSaying

"They will lose your test! onisokuso oshi
In fact they will lose all the photocopies of ur credentials!!
They will lose ur cv and application letter!!!
In fact Yahoo will lose ur e-mail address and MTN/Glo ur fone number!!!!"


HAHAHAHA !!!

God save u say nobody wey get hot temper dey among the ones wey dem send the second mail........
Seriously? I'm just joking oh, but man, u no try at all. Of course we were all thinking nay hoping and praying fervently that that was the case, but DID YOU HAVE TO SAY IT? Oh boy, dem no dey SHOUT La ilha for Anambra oh!!

BetaThings: The more enlightened a Christian is, the more he uses sophistry to instigate hate
The average enlightened muslim (who are in the majority) does not do that
When was the last time a muslim school principal in a public school reported for savaging a non-muslim

Did you notice that CAN has said that Bishop Kukkah and Cardinal Onaiyekan do not speak for Christians
Yet the same CAN has chosen to indicate that BH speak for Muslims!

The agenda is clear

On the contrary, Christians everywhere I go preach peace and love.
In the bible,there's;
no "JIHAD"
no "justified killings"
no"HOLY WARS"
no "SEVENTY VIRGINS"
no "KILL THE INFIDELS"
ONLY "RIGHTEOUSNESS, PEACE AND JOY IN THE HOLY GHOST" & "LOVE UR NEIGHBOR AS URSELF"
So I wonder where you got your "christian hate" from.....

Don't confuse "Igbo people" with "christians" they are not one and the same. Though that's not to say that any tribe preaches hate oh....

One other thing, no matter how desperate a christian is to reach a position, or how morally bankrupt he is, if he answers to the title of "CHRISTIAN", HE WILL NEVER GO ON NATIONAL TVs AND DAILIES AND SAY:
"NIGERIA WILL BURN IF I AM NOT MADE PRESIDENT AND MY PEOPLE WILL FIGHT WITH THEIR BLOOD TO DEFEND THEIR VOTES"

And you said enlightened muslims are in the majority? In NIGERIA!!?!! You are seriously wrong! Don't bring ur opinion on a public forum and try to pass it off as fact, that is just immature and silly. Try and ascertain ur facts before you use them. The same muslims who say western education is HARAM are enlightened

gbadexy: Are you people for real?
So many wackos on this forum o!
So the emir staged the first attack and risked his life and that of his children just to give christians and easterners the impression he wasn't their sponsor and they later decided to go through the charade of throwing explosive and lynching one of the terrorists to make the same point? Wonderful.
And who choreographed or directed the plot, who mobilised and directed the plot you air headed conspiracy theorist came up with, since you claim it was staged, each member of the mob and terrorist would have been given their script to act!

Hey,

A good measure of a fertile and mature mind is the ability to reason beyond the obvious which is what the author has tried to do, the only problem with his submission is that they are all conjectures without any single fact to back up his conclusion but you dismissing it out of hand is just dogmatic and immature.

See world news in terrorist regions, read up on terrorist attacks and the history of terrorism and you'll see that the scenario these "many wackos" have painted is actually a quite common gambit among terrorists and the fact that it sounds ridiculous to you shows how uninformed and ignorant you are. It also speaks of someone who is willing to throw the truth away cos of sentiments, in short THE TYPE OF NIGERIAN WE DON'T WANT IN THIS COUNTRY AGAIN!

Before you let the rush of blood to your head influence your comments next, I suggest you weigh the merits of all arguments and then counter them objectively and in a mature manner.

yomihagin: Please will an official statement of result from my university suffice for my university certificate ? My school has not yet issued certificate.Can anybody who has taken the verification test please answer my question.Thanks

Don't wanna sound pessimistic but here's what they told ppl wit ur kind of situation in my batch

"we'll allow u 2 take the re-verification test now, but your originals MUST all get to us before the conclusion of this stage (which's next wk Friday) or else u won't be allowed to progress to the next stage".

I don't know if they'll make exceptions sha if it's proven dat ur schl generally didn't give out Certs.

Thanks.

Can you pls post the link for checking one's center?

Hi house. How far with the process? Pls has anyone been called for interviews that applied for BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT SALES??

There's not much to contribute actually. The under-listed are note-worthy however...

Almost similar questions to the unsupervised test (same format, same system just slightly different figures in the questions).
They provide their own computers, calculators and writing materials this time around.
Lateness to the venue is not tolerated.
They inspect ALL the credentials u were asked to bring.
The verification exercise will likely extend for some more wks.
No candidate will be contacted until after every one has been re-tested.
Sequel to the above, ALL candidates will be notified of their results either way it goes...
There's another PERSONALITY TEST STAGE after this; starting from May
After that, interviews.
Offer by July and resumption in August.
However, if too many candidates pass, there'll be two streams of August and October resumptions
That Banke woman is the greatest HR personnel I've ever worked across from!

Beyond all these, I cannot come and say any other thing and my (you-know-who) will come and say another thing...datzall

phimaky: I don forget abt d test sef... Abegii i have diamond on sunday.. Hu is going on And whats d format I do not know maths oh!! Sombori help

Where is the diamond location abeg? Owerri?

doyexy: Abuja is next after owerri so send ur cv to jakinpitan@diamondbank.com or drop your cv at their training skul at abuja

Doyexy: how authentic is this info pls/how soon is it expected to happen?

If someone in a far off location (say PH) applies, will the location be considered to prevent her from being shortlisted?

Sent to all people who have requested. Sorry if you get it twice, but I wasn't sure if the requests after sure Sonee's last post have been attended to so I thought what harm is there, right?

PRINCE1604: @Kcpumpin: Hav u heard frm d heritage/wkforce pple...?

@Beam or Kcpumpin, pls share d mail wit me via prince@email.com.ng.

Tnx.

If u are referring to the success mail for the test, I don't have it yet. I believe they are yet to start sending to Lagos candidates. But if u wee referring to sth else, I'm afraid I don't understand, u'll have to be a bit clearer.

ifycyril: you will have to get to obalende or cms, den enter a bus going to d island or ajah, den stop @ law school bus stop
jst ask ppl arnd der 4 muri okunola st. dey shld be able to direct u

thanks a bunch. You've been real helpful, really appreciate.

God bless you.

Hey house,

Please can anyone help out with descriptions to PWC VI office from Ikorodu rd axis. Around that Anthony/Obanikoro side?

I suppose it's just for those in Akure that Workforce conducted the test for.

Anyone confused about the message content; I think what it means is that they (workforce) won't be able to conduct the next stage as soon as they promised and bearing in mind that most of the Akure candidates came in from far away places, courtesy demanded they at least apologize for the misleading information contained in their test invitation. (Though the fact that they didn't envisage the scenario has cast a serious shadow over their professionalism and credibility..)

Sent to all.

Cheers!

Bolaboga: I tot as much but dats wat d woman said yestaday

It was specified in the instructions that only those in Akure'll get results today. Others'll be within 48 hrs or more. Relax ppl....

teexzle: Thanks The Beam..r u also wrtn d verificatn test or u already a pwc staff

I am writing too, sometimes next week, I'm forming PWC CEO on d thread bah? Well someone sent it 2 me free, I guess d least I could do was extend d favor 2 others joor, no be cos I no dey write oh.

Funny enough, an aptitude test I wrote today had about 80% of the comprehension part from these verbal practice questions so if they're that helpful, there's no sense in hoarding them.

Yinkaolu: Beam: pls send to my mail address too yinkolu2000@yahoo.com
Thanks

Sent! Cheers...

KCpumpin and others: YOU HAVE IT NOW!

Cheers.

Thanks Hariseen.(Didn't know it was a she)I think I get what she was trying 2 say and I still say it was insensitive and inconsiderate she put her interests above that of others. Sure if she had been among d batch dat did the interview in March, her "intuition" would have conveniently told her:

They'll allow March batch to resume training before calling another batch for interviews.

Now while I admit it's natural to look out for one's interest, it's just wrong being so blatantly inconsiderate of others who have already been agitating about the delay on this same thread and wishing they be delayed further so u can be accommodated. The fact she chose to attacked MY PERSON instead of d issue really surprised me I guess I came on strong too (apologies) but I was just disappointed finding that pervasive mind-set here.

If u check out d Diamond bank thread, as eager as they are to advance to the next stage, Doyexy and co only say:

"I pray the people waiting for resumption of training schl, get called soon so that we can be called soon too...." Now that's a mature way of looking out for urself.

teminoni: Please send to me : mistertopetalabi@yahoo.com

Thank you.

Sent.

Cheers.

brut: @beam,y being selfishwe wey d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait nko...Na u sabi sha

why not pray urs'll come in due time instead of wishing others stagnation?

Dear all,

Sorry for the late response but was busy on a report and couldn't take time off. Back now though, I sent 2 everyone who has requested up till now.

@Kcpumping: can't see ur mail addy but if it's part of the ones posted yesterday then I sent it earlier. If u didn't get it u might wanna post it again pls.

Cheers.

brut: Training will not commence until those of us who wrote test at mainstreet bank ve been interviewed....my intuition too.n

Guy! Which kind Boko haram intuition be dat now? U go fit carry bomb block dia office if dem wan go ahead oh.....na wah! Ppl wey dey wait too get papa anf pikins oh.........

HapiNna: @beam,
pls forward it to piclord.micros@gmail.com

thanks

Sent.

Cheers.

jtgpt: Please send to me at
gail802003@yahoo.com
Thanks and God bless.

Sent.

Cheers.