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deturla: Oh sorry man,I guess I startd all this...I only did it in d interest f all and sundry...chek ma oda posts on dis thread,neva showd off,aii.....just did dis to show my enthusiasm bou workin wiff HB, I op d apology. S accepted....issorait...I rest my case...
Btw any news on HB??.....Latest??

Oh my word! But this guy is cultured. I'll like to know your mum sir, she raised a gentleman!!! Which is less than I can say about a certain Dr. on this thread

Ezemarcel: interview at dannic hotel ph....

Oh, Ok. Thanks

Ezemarcel: i have bn contacted ooo i got the text this morning frm workforce

Contacted for what pls? Test or interview??

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deturla: I dreamt I ws at TS and Mrs Mary Akpobome and Niyi Adeseun was talking to us.......I saw The Beam by my right hand side and Uneksi by my left Hand Side.....The Beam forgot his manual in the hostel so he had to beg me to share mine wiff him in lieu of His Lunch,sharpali I aceeded to dah request,the Image of d chicken laps on his food on mi pweeti mind........I felt like peeing and immiediatli rushed to d restroom to pee....Unzipping my trousers to release D Hot Urine.......
I woke up on my Bed......Sweating and realisin dah I almost weewee'd on d Bed!!!***Shocked**

HB TRAINING SCHOOL ON MY MIND**1lov guys.....I op av helped reliev d suspense and tension

Oga!!! I bind u! So na u be dat guy wey try take my lunch cos I forgot my manual in the dream I had? So na ur face be dat!! No be small tin! Una don dey pursue person reach inside dream from web now eh? You know say new fasting and prayer dey start for Prayer Mountain this month bah? BEWARE!!

Sherlock11: Yess Boss!!!!

Thought so!! I saw ur message but MTN don block my SIM oh! I no know who I offend, gonna try resolve it 2day

chrisI: bros abeg explain "wey carry basket disgrace kerengbe kwa kwa!

The God that fetches water with the basket to disgrace the bucket nooni..... with a special dose of colloquial Igbo+Yoruba

yomihagin: please can anybody call or mail banke and find out why this is taking so long ?

Oga we unanimously nominate your thoughtful self for that prestigious mandate. The people are solidly behind you!!

The line is +234 (1) 271 1700 if that oyinbo woman don talk yanyanyanyanyan finish come press Extension 1206 to speak direct 2 HR

Or u can mail her for her address, I'm sure you have it eh?

Please Nigerians are counting on you! Be a good leader!!!

masagoody: hahahahahahahahahaha *falls down from a joko* .the beam............ How many times i call you? Boys are not smiling ooo.... Since when did it become a crime to post an anonymous comment on a thread? Dat one no mean say i apply for all of them na. If to say them dey call me for the onces i apply for since, i for nor dey here again na. Leave me o. No come distract this thread. But wait o, u don observe say d newbbies for the job search matter for this thread dey blow grammar. All is well o. You deserve a good job bro. I hail you even as you decide to comot eye for my body!

See bribe! Hail me as I comot menene?? If I hear say no be jump u dey jump about dey find 250K job!! Better chill 4 one make we get chance get others nonsense man....

Me wey come post ordinary 3 anonymous comment u say my hand dey inside plenty pots, u don post 15 btw May 27 and yesterday......inside wetin ur hand dey?

Sherlock11: Same Here! Shell of Life!

SETEMIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

Make I blow ur surname join

Just Comment "Yes Boss" If na u, b4 I start dey paste ur personal details

ifyDean: i completed my 2nd online accesment test on the 18th of June and got a consideration mail...since den my status have been application under review...just today Thurs 4th July it has changed to Graduate passed online test part 2.....any 1 on same shoe?

ME OOOOOH!


Me too!!

masagoody: no mind them. Instead of them to concentrate all their energy take pursue one rabbit.

See MASAGOODY OH! Na on top google search I see ur name b4 I join Nairaland! I see as ur hand dey inside one pot...Double Muthulla!! See as ur list looong!!!! This one na 4 May and June alone oh!!!!


Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by masagoody(m): 1:02pm On Jul 02

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Management Trainee @ Hp Technology Company by masagoody(m): 9:21am On Jul 02

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Aptitude Test. by masagoody(m): 5:12pm On Jul 01

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Arik Air Engineering Tranee Interview by masagoody(m): 6:04pm On Jun 27

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by masagoody(m): 2:40pm On Jun 25

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Graduate Aptitude Test 2013 by masagoody(m): 2:51pm On Jun 22

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2012 NNPC Graduate Trainees Recruitment. Deadline 21 December 2012 by masagoody(m): 8:23pm On Jun 18

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bg Oil And Petroleum Company Recruitment 2013 by masagoody(m): 4:19pm On Jun 16

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mckinsey&company Recruitment Offer by masagoody(m): 1:09pm On Jun 15

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: IBM Global Business Services Online Application - Help by masagoody(m): 6:04am On May 31

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Recruitment/officers Form by masagoody(m): 7:02pm On May 28

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zinox Technology Recruitment by masagoody(m): 7:02pm On May 27

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Procter And Gamble Hiring Manager, May 2013 by masagoody(m): 6:30pm On May 27

AB Engine: Hehehe, LWKM bros I no remember when my application waka reach cadbury o!
na BH, JTF or STF I been dey find go o at least one force even though na NATFORCE
Mountain top for us brother! And I pray the journey be merry IJN

Munthulla like you!

All the best in ur test sha......

luvola: @ beam - na so o..make den taste wetin we do taste too.. Add me on facebook bro by searching ola aol , whattapp - 07034745904. @ jtpt- we get mouth u know.. No be beans to choose finance nah.. Enjoy the personality test fresh air while it last.

Oga una plenty wit dat name 4 FB

tunlex01: I finished the test for the past 3 hours and i have not received any report. I dont know what's happening

Oga u be learner be dat..... open d test invite again and click the link AFTER completion, this time u go see beta yabb 4 the report. E tell some say "dem dey talk like person wey get black complexion" I taya 4 them sha...

AB Engine: Officially signing on! MT thingz lets see how this goes
@TheBeam, omo ibadan u dey here too? aha! insurance cover me wella

Bros I hail oh! U sha still pursue me reach here. Wey I think say I don dodge u finally ehn! Na wah 4 u oh....aw many job only u wan do? Wetin u read sef, aw many certificates u get?

Engineering vacancy U apply
Medical vacancy u apply
Oil and gas vacancy u apply
Banking vacancy u apply
Even teaching vacancy, I don see u b4
Police vacancy sef......

Dem send u follow me? U wan become principality 4 NL abi?
Str8 on top of mountain 4 u!!

EMEKA_EMY: The IbaDan people r coming to take over pwc. . Lmao. Thanks @ The Beam for d reply 2 my last post. I wasn't trying 2 do anything out of order, as the other guy thought.

Everything na fun sir! Just relax and catch ur trips, e remain small 4 us to close this thread

Make u go dey see beta yabb 4 inside dat yeye report

[quote author=Oluwatoyinella][/quote]Dem dey distribute materials for PWC test again? Wey the process don finish sef. Abi na for next year?

oxygen25: Score ko, goal nii

Lol... wey the thing don dey add up pass 100 sef

luvola: @ all - i guess it possible to check your score. Add up all the score in the bar chart..my score was 54 while A friend of mine score was 52. Add up what is in the four bar chart of your report and tell us your score peeps.

89

Roliks09: and we go join am with 'ile ise yin o ni jona, owo yin a mo roke'lol.

MEhn! We represent, Greeeeeaaaat Ibadan Peeps: Tiwa n Tiwa!!

Ti e ba gbo oruko yin lori eto wa, The Beam&Co. lo ran wa si yin o....
Mo je ise ti e ran mi, aaabo lo daa!

because, OSBC, things

chrisI: folake dearie...no need to worry..it will come ok?

Of course there will be. And then next weekend and the weekend after that up till we get called eh? Rest easy missy it's alright.

dusty eric: now ur just sucking up. SMH

Is this guy a learner? Wetin do "suck-up" if I go comot house tomorrow. Abeg I fit suck down join sef.....
As long as him neva do anything wrong or out of character; and it's not as if dem no go give u undertaking where u go write say u go be good child b4 dem employ u. Abeg free my guy oh, he's just trying to:
"Sieze the initiative and Work with little or no supervision"

Lol....

Me Correct Ibadan boi be like: "Aunty Banke, E dakun I we be on my best beyafior"

joboy834: Mine was also totally different from what I am. But who am I to convince the recruiters except I get employed to show my worth. @ayokunle and The Beam. Ow far with PwC nah?

Ol' boy...... chaps np dey take am easy with Madam Banke oh! I wonder aw many times her fone go dey ring daily now

Ayokunle11: this is so 'unTheBeam'. Usually holding back and calm in responses. Please don't let the situation get to you.

Thanks bro. Was just joking anyways (sometimes I do that too).

Just trying to send out feelers to everyone who got their rubbish personality report that the assumptions made based on the parameters presented are not by any means a reasonable representation of the characteristics measured. If you get yours and it doesn't seem like it's describing you, relax it's a general situation.

I do hope the test administrators see this...

Mehn....see as computer just dey yabb person for personality test....

"You are a thief"
"You are very lazy, you don't wash ur clothes every Saturday" Come live 4 my street now, u go carry piss wash if water no dey? Foolish questionnaire.

Blah blah blah....just because I clicked 28 options oh, d idiot test administrators don dey think say dem sabi my life history. Chai man eye don see for Naija!!! Make I enter their company first now, dem go hear am for this yeye personality test........mtcheeew

jtgpt: Really? I sincerely hope he was being truthful

Of course he was being truthful! Dem never call me!! WHEN I post "Just got my text from Heritage Bank", then if u've not gotten yours by then, u can start worrying but for now...... Just continue smiling and calm ur nerves, supplementary list is coming lol

masagoody: hahahahahahaha.... On a very serious note, i cant thank God enough for nairaland and persons like you for your meaningful contributionalisation...*lols*
sharing our burdens and struggles together makes the process worth it.

I quite agree with you that the best form of defence is attack, i would have made a coment about you guys being everywhere too. But seriously, people go start up threads, una go enter go dey do board of directors and advisors.

Talking about being in nairaland when i become the MD... Well...

Lol

Jesusbabygirl: Very funny,na so sha.Anyways,oga Beam,what did u apply for?

Na Finance Trainee Madam Jesusbabygirl

masagoody: chai! See as people dey trace our names for different threads. It's alright, God is involved. We go soon leave these threads for the younger job seekers. I also applied for management trainee.
Come to think of it, how come you know these threads?

Baas,

Nothing dey happen. U be one mean hustler I sure say if u become like Shell Nigeria MD sef u go still dey show for threads like
"Citibank group hiring for Chairman/Group Head sth sth sth"