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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ...got Sacked 3days After Employment.. For Refusing To Dance To *shake Body* by TheBeam(m): 1:04pm On Aug 13, 2015
queenfav:
@op..I don't see anything wrong in dancing to a secular sono..besides he who pays the piper dictates the tune! As for @cynergy giving him mind..having a 2.1 in nigeria doesn't make u a hot cake..Ask me..after a 2.1 for my ll.b (hons) and 2.2 from law school..I have sent my cv to more than 40 law firms..no response..so its not that easy.Employers are mini gods now o..u just threw away a 70k job...smh!


No, she just affirmed to herself that her worth is more than that. It's a pity only a fraction of people here can understand that...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: ...got Sacked 3days After Employment.. For Refusing To Dance To *shake Body* by TheBeam(m): 1:00pm On Aug 13, 2015
ednut1:
your village witches dey pursue u. smh

Took a looooong break from NL, first post I read after all this while I come across this socially unfit boy again. Always talking before thinking.... No sense of propriety or respect for others' differences/views. It's unfortunate you're still like this mentally even though ur chronological age is increasing...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Hire 2014 Closes November 10 2013... by TheBeam(m): 9:20pm On Dec 24, 2013
Really this thread has been hilarious....

Sorry to all my comrades and superiors on the forum: Masagoody, Jesusbabygirl, KCPumpin, Joboy to whom I've become a stranger but my schedule recently was crazy....

That said, oga Ikenna, while I am a strong proponent of realism and objectivity, I also agree with a lot of comments here faulting ur mode of delivery. And even though I'm not privy 2 d origin of ur alleged provocation, subsequent comments I've seen from U'd seem 2 justify ur accusers.

You have 2 learn 2 be tolerant of others esp wen they don't share ur habits/customs.....
It's OK if u're able 2 deduce facts and act on them faster than others but IT'S NOT OK 2 RUB DAT FACT IN THEIR FACES.... It's a public forum, so u gotta respect ppl's rights 2 learn at their own paces and be STUPID if they choose to be.
If u're gracious enough 2 correct 'em then must be graceful abt it too.

To all others climbing on d young man"s back, kindly stop making more of an unfortunate situation than what it is.... That he was insensitive didn't mean what he said was wrong and I bet most ppl were already thinking along the same lines so it's a bit unfair unloading the fears and frustrations of our failed hopes on him.

To all the parties who'be hurled insult at one point or the other: GROW UP!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Honeywell Graduate Recruitment. (HEP) by TheBeam(m): 2:55pm On Dec 19, 2013
vinas:
d pleasure is all mine

Aaaaaaaw isn't young love just sweet?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheBeam(m): 6:04pm On Nov 04, 2013
masagoody: all is well o...me too be done quiet for all this online and nairaland thingz o. My morale just low after series of tests without positive results. As i see NLNG, my morale just get full bar.... Na humans them one employ o, no be robots... Thank God say you follow for the 35 people....so we go see soon... If all these newbies disturb this thread with dragnet material request, we go just port go another parish go open "The Chosen 35"...All is well bro...welcome onboard...

Bros no shaking now. Nothing dey happen

U got a plan?
U working towards it?
U have alternatives?
Are u continuously developing urself (MBA, ICAN etc.)?


L'obatan.....sooner or later you go just land one wicked experienced hire position and everybody'll be like "I knew masagoody now, dat one wey I start work before am, how him manage am?"

Just make sure at every point in time, you are constantly improving urself
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheBeam(m): 2:26pm On Nov 04, 2013
masagoody: The Beammmmmmmm....... I go for shout o....how far na?

Baas, I just dey on one gentle "low key" dey find Oil money joor.
Shell neva gree open the wells, na him I port come LNG oh baas!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by TheBeam(m): 9:47am On Nov 04, 2013
kelvic1: By His grace, i will be among. 31 more to go.

There too!!!
Only 30 more spaces left!
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Celebrates Birthday With Dogs-photo by TheBeam(m): 12:15am On Oct 19, 2013
Sports / Re: Emenike Wants To Surpass Yekini's Goal-scoring Record by TheBeam(m): 12:12am On Oct 19, 2013
check sportsgourmet..com for more sport stories
Sports / Re: Pictures From NPFL Holy Ghost Derby. by TheBeam(m): 8:53am On Oct 18, 2013
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Food / Re: Is Koko Garri Manufactured By D’banj And Don Jazzy? by TheBeam(m): 8:48am On Oct 18, 2013
Kindly check Sportsgourmet..com for all your sport news and opinions. Exclusive interviews and incisive and revealing argument. This is managed by yours faithfully, Oni Afolabi. Join hands with us as we write sport history together. Suggestions, opinion and criticisms are welcome. Forward your mails to sportsgourmet411@gmail.com. Thanks. Hope to hear from you all
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: jj by TheBeam(m): 3:23pm On Oct 09, 2013
Cadbury!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: First Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment From May 16-30, 2013-apply Now!!! by TheBeam(m): 9:06am On Sep 11, 2013
gaphary: Someone should say something nah.

"Something nah"

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by TheBeam(m): 3:28pm On Sep 06, 2013
spawne: Hi there!
My phone interview is scheduled for Wednesday. Could anyone who has been interviewed share some tips on what were asked?
Also I opted for the R&grin position with a second choice in Process Engineering. Anyone with similar choices been interviewed yet?

Sorry, I've not been interviewed, but did ur application status change b4 the interview invite came?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Audit And Tax Trainees At Audit Firm Deloitte. (ANY DISCIPLINE)! by TheBeam(m): 10:50am On Sep 05, 2013
masagoody: Beam, Beamer, Beamest! How the new level of enjoyment na?

Baas MasaG
I dey God hand oh, aw ur side?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Graduate Audit And Tax Trainees At Audit Firm Deloitte. (ANY DISCIPLINE)! by TheBeam(m): 9:27am On Sep 05, 2013
SENT 2 U BOTH, KINDLY SHARE WITH OTHERS WHO MIGHT WANT THEM
Jobs/Vacancies / URGENT!!! NBC Graduate Recruitment Closing August 13 2013!!!! by TheBeam(m): 2:00pm On Aug 06, 2013
Nigerian Bottling Company Limited is one of the biggest companies in the non-alcoholic beverage industry in the country and is the sole franchise bottler for Coca-Cola HBC A.G., the second largest anchor bottler for The Coca-Cola Company with operations in 28 countries in Europe and Africa serving over 581 million consumers within these markets.

There exists an opportunity in our esteemed organization for young, highly motivated University graduates with potential to excel as future business leaders.

About the Program
The Management Trainee Program is an eighteen (18) month entry level vehicle into the organization’s management cadre which affords trainees personalized development through structured classroom training, exposure to various functional areas, and structured coaching.
This program is structured to prepare the candidates for higher managerial roles within the organization.

The talent we seek
Applicants should be able to demonstrate a combination of practical creativity, passion for the brand, entrepreneurial drive, integrity and teamwork.

Entry into this program requires-

First degree in any Social Science discipline or Humanities with a minimum of Second Class (Upper Division) or equivalent
Not more than 26 years old
Must have completed NYSC at the time of application
Qualified and interested candidates should visit http://jobs.wfmcentre.com/nbc/ to apply.

Application closes one(1) week from the date of this publication. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
Jobs/Vacancies / Graduate Audit And Tax Trainees At Audit Firm Deloitte. (ANY DISCIPLINE)! by TheBeam(m): 11:30am On Aug 02, 2013
Audit Associates
Location: Lagos, Lagos State
Firm Service: Audit
Reference Code: 72208
Type of Position: Full-time

http://careers.deloitte.com/jobs/eng-global/details/j/72208/audit-associates


Tax Associates
Location: Lagos, Lagos State
Firm Service: Tax
Reference Code: 72207
Type of Position: Full-time

http://careers.deloitte.com/jobs/eng-global/details/j/72207/graduate-recruitement-tax


To join our unique team, you must meet the following requirements:

Have a bachelor's degree with a minimum of second class upper division
Excellent communication (oral and written) and interpersonal skills
Must be conscientious, confident and composed
ICAN/ACCA/CITN/CIMA membership would be an added advantage
Must not be more than 25 years old by 31 October, 2013.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: jj by TheBeam(m): 8:00pm On Jul 30, 2013
Bensonn: Pls hw can i locate cham city abuja, from nyanya?
A cheaper way is to board an "Area 1" bus. Drop under the bridge and climb up the bridge (Lol) and walk up to the cab park going to Area 11. Enter one of those and tell the Driver u're stopping at Chams junction or Abia House or High Court. They are all on that same street. Drop @ the junction (it's on ur right if u're coming from from Area 1) and walk up to the Chams building (It's about 2 mins from the junction)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by TheBeam(m): 8:54am On Jul 18, 2013
Dynssy: Well, I really don't c ur reasons 4 name calling here. The Beam has bn mature and logical with his submissions. And there's no compulsion to agree with him. I really do not c how having a diff view on a subject amounts 2 'making trouble'.

People get invited 4 TS with dates and venue stated, now dats FACTUAL information. They come here and share same and no confidentiality code is broken. Another comes and SPECULATES on possible TS resumptn dates (NB: key word - Speculate), and hell is let loose. Are 'we for real'??

I'm not saying corporate bodies don't have their secrets. But I'm certain dat mere speculatns by outsiders don't qualify.

Abeg make una no chop me raw ooo... I'm outta here. 1 love *smiles*

And that's what I call "ANALYTIC"!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by TheBeam(m): 7:33pm On Jul 17, 2013
Sploofic: O mehn if dis beam guy na my boss 4 office or neighbour 4 face me i face u, i don die be dat o. C grammatica. Bros i c u're a very stubborn pesin. And if pple dnt accept ur point, dem don enta wahala. I tot we ended dis issue since morning. Na pregnant woman u be wey quarel no dey tire u? U just came 4rm God knws where 2 distabilize us ba? Ngwanu find ya levels comot 4 dis thread. No one is oppresing anyone. Mind u if certain pple were not actually warned by db against sharing some info here, i wont be here wasting my time dissuading pple. Carry ur stubborness go abeg. Let he who has ears listen o. If una like make una com dey list evry secret una hear, u're all free. Just wait make i finish my TS o. @Rify abeg pas me d soda, d popcorn don dey make me cough. Dis Beam guy don make me vex chop d tin like say i be local fowl

Lol. Stubborn is a way of putting it sha. I just like exploring every side of all coins b4 forming conclusions and giving everyone freedom to express themselves as long as no stated rules are being broken. #Datzall.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by TheBeam(m): 7:30pm On Jul 17, 2013
ciwi: Oga Beam Abi na beans, it's clear dat u do not only lack wisdom but u also refuse to acquire it.

Oh? Ok then. Case closed!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by TheBeam(m): 5:29pm On Jul 17, 2013
ciwi: @ Mr The Beam I am currently in T'S, YES sploofic is very very very correct. Some information shouldn't be passed on public forums. If there's anything u wanna know abt Ts,wait till u get there to avoid getting yourself in trouble. And yes, DB HR veiws this thread on occasions

More evidence ppl speak from TS. Of course some info shouldn't be posted on public; like ur personal details or info which you consider sensitive to YOURSELF! But in case of a PLC these info are by no means confidential.

Info which can easily be gotten by reading their prospectus or some other brochure....
Info they spread around campuses on their recruitment runs......
Info that's common place everywhere except in Nigeria where we must celebrate every little thing and hold thanksgiving service for creating a Facebook page.....

Please do not constitute yourself an authority without any basis, let DB authorities speak for themselves if they view any disclosure of these info as inappropriate I'm sure they'd have announced it by now with all these famed reports of "DB HR MONITORS NAIRALAND"

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by TheBeam(m): 3:22pm On Jul 17, 2013
Sploofic: bros get me well o coz u're taking dis personal. Its one tin 2 share info. Its anoda 2 share it on a public forum. You talked abt confidentiality. Have u asked urself y those who comment here regularly go into TS and neva say a word here again? If they didnt sign a confidentially agreement like u put it, i'm sure dey'll continue posting evrytin abt db during & after TS.
4 d oda scenerio u stated abt d experienced hire. Knowing d salary scale b4 an interview is an info u request 4rm an organization's hr or customer service not nairaland. Especially nt a thread like dis dat is constantly watched by db.

Believe me, I never take things personal. I'm sure if DB didn't want guys sharing info abt the recruitment process publicly, they'd have included it as a caveat below their IV for the stages of their recruitment much like they say IVs should not be forwarded to parties not invited.
Ur assumption that ppl stop contributing to the thread after they get in TS mainly cos of confidentiality agreement is flawed cos that's not the only thing that may make ppl stop contributing. A busy schedule, preparation for exams, huge workload, increase in stress level etc may also cause this and not necessarily any agreement.

Moreover if u just care to visit earlier pages on this thread and check for ppl like Omnisharp and co, u'll see that their batch kept updating hopefuls on TS events even after getting in there.

My bottom line is: you reserve the right to feel irritated and alarmed about the perceived indiscretion others exhibit on this forum but seeing as this here is a PUBLIC FORUM let everyone express themselves without fear of antagonism please. And until there is an actual prohibition by DB against sharing harmless info that ppl have so quickly termed "company secrets" let ppl who'll discuss it do so freely abeg, the Nigerian society is oppressive enough!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Test by TheBeam(m): 11:36am On Jul 17, 2013
Sploofic: na wa oh! Is it until u guys put us in trouble again b4 u pple stop all these unecessary questions. If u've worked in a corporate organization b4, u'd knw questions like dis are offensive. In business u dnt reveal ur secrets 2 competitors. Sharing wat u just asked is like doing dat coz nairaland is very public. @royalpurple & cindynich: pls remove by modifying d supposed timetable u posted. I knw u meant well but its absolutely wrong. @all: pls be careful not 2 ask unecessary questions or post sensitive details here. If u're lucky enuf to get into db, u'll learn all u need 2 knw. Stop putting d cart b4 d horse. My 2 pence.

Please calm down with the "alarmism". Who put you in trouble before?
If u've worked in a corporate organization b4, u'd know all d cloak and dagger myth people spread about secrets are mostly lies. Information on Training School resumption dates,core banking soft-wares, promotion and posting etc don't qualify as "secrets" and i don't see what use they are to competitors seeing as it doesn't have any direct bearing on operations. Moreover if these were secrets, employees would be made to sign confidentiality agreements protecting them like they do for really important stuff.

In fact discussing salaries as prohibited as people make them out to be are only inappropriate if you ask interviewers too early and I have witnessed an occasion where a candidate for experienced hire was sent packing @ a panel interview cos he didn't know the salary scale for the level he applied for.

If you find the info irritating, pls stay off the thread, there some to whom it means life and death and they need it to make informed decision on their next step.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by TheBeam(m): 9:17am On Jul 17, 2013
donmarshia:


Asaba

Thanks bro. Best of lucks.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by TheBeam(m): 12:07pm On Jul 16, 2013
donmarshia:

My first choice was Commercial-Finance. I did my phone interview on Friday(12th July) last week.

On Monday(15th July) afternoon my HR status changed to COMPLETED INTERVIEW, then late last night I noticed it had changed to PENDING FINAL ASSESSMENT.

Though, I am yet to get a mail formally inviting me for SRD.

Great! Real happy for you bro. Pls where are you located?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pwc Graduate Recruitment Nigeria – 2013 by TheBeam(m): 12:58pm On Jul 09, 2013
masagoody: congrats plenti plenti to you. And to every successful person on this thread. Where the beam? Hope u go commot eye for my body and leave the other threads alone. Congrats once again to everyone. Cmega, am happy for you.
@icecrown, mine was also on the 11th of june. Was also unsuccessful.


Na LIE! That oyel money,, we go gather chop am abeg. Wetin man dey find for Naija pass Oyel

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