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In my 20+ years time of living on this 6000years old planet called Earth.. I av come to realise that It is every SINGERS's prayer and ambition is to make it to Grammy award Gala .. Every footballers wish is to Win Balon'dor. Every wrestlers wish is to beat John chukwu Cena. Every Boxer's wish is to defeat Floyd Aduragbemi Mayweather.. Every Judas wish is to become an Iscariot.. Every Lazarus wish is to wake up the 4th day after death. And Every Nairaland writer's wish is to make it to Front Page. Buh, seeing as u don turn getting to Front Page as easy as finding a Male Gay and a female Lesbian is sumtin else.. Its like, Front Page is gradually becoming ur personal resident... God has givin u sumtin that is not common... Which is a GENIUSTIC Brain, AND UNCOMMON Intellectual way of reasoning and Thinking.. Baby, i don't say what am about to say often, buh once i say it, heaven knows am just being sincere.. So, It is with great admiration of wetin dey happen, and Under Duress of Truthfulness, that i say ... GARRI is now being sold at 3,500naira in my area... Where exactly are we going in this country? .........ah...ah... What were u expecting? Another compliment? After all the Epistlelistic compliments av giving u b4? Common, dnt b an OLIVER TWIST... ![]() |
Chumzypinky:chai... Me- (thinking out loud) Oh my Gawd.. 4 where i wan see Hot shoprite bread inside diz Olumo Rock?.. Ok.. I go giv her scope.. I go lie ni..(turns to my wife,) Chumzy dear, buh i don check the whole area with my Microscope.. And am happy to...... Oh, i mean am sorry to say, I no see Any Shoprite o..(hopes she swallows the lie) Chumzypinky..-(with a * na Garri we go drink again?* look..) Really? wetin u come see? I mean, wetin come dey ur area.. Me- hmmm... Na Shopwrong dey o..(oya, chop the lie.. In Jesus name, swallow the lie) |
Ifecoded:Happy Born day.. May ur adminstration live long to accomplish all d budget and campaign promises u made to urself and ur parents in Jesus name.. HBD dear... Welcome to ur BIRTHDAY Dear.. |
Chumzypinky:bayby.. Its nt like that na... Just that, u ar pretty occupied right now with Tradition... U knw... I dnt want u to get distracted ni now.. My wife... Pls 4give this Adam of urz... |
Yes.. Another great crop from the Literary farm of PamelB.. This Intro alone gives hope of a promising Story line. UNITED IN BETRAYAL.... But, it is so bad, that I can't even get an I.V frm u? Eh? PamelB? Nt fair o.. If u ask me. Anyway.. Let me call my bosses... PRINCEOFPRINCE, TGOLD1,ROHY,MRLEMUEL and The SmartestPopQUEEN.. PamelB don cook another one o.. Come guys! TEAM HERO |
Moblord:the man is nt dat old na.. I tink he shud b within d range of 55-62 |
united |
PrinceOFprince:hmmm... Same here. |
[quote author=kingofcasting post=54640919][/quote]dnt av ur time dude... |
kingofcasting:Quoting a whole update just to make a sensible comment, is punishable by nakèd flogging in the 18th century... Quoting a whole Update to make a senseless comment, is Punishable by castration and death by Hanging in the 19th and 20th century.. Buh Quoting a whole Update, i repeat a whole UPDATEEEE! Just to type 'HMMM' is seen as an act of pure wickedness, negligence, and senseless attitude, which is Punishable by making people tag u as an ABSOLUTE FOOL.. In the 21st century. Just incase u lack common sense.. Pls feel free to Send, "BRAIN" to 35210. For daily Tips on how to get a London Used mosquito Brain from Google play @mb naira.. I don't believe this phrase b4, 'Common sense is Not common..' buh after meeting u... Its true afterall.. don't me blame 4 taking it too personal, i just hate to see my Hard earned Mb, getting wasted on someones stupidity.. And more over, it is my Wifes story and Yes, its a FAMILY MATTER... And its strictly PERSONAL. |
yorhmienerd:hmmm... Typical Nigerian.... ![]() |
Cutehector:its like u ar the only one in support of him to donate so far.. And am sure ur reasons makes a lot of sense |
immaculatengang:hmm, NAIRALANDERS and their cunny ways of thinking.. What diffrence wil it make to u, if its either me or him.? Tanx 4 dropping somtin |
Babsopey:u are absolutely right bro... Tankz 4 diz educative thread |
Pls guys and Mods.. A friend of mine is in desperate need of your sensible advice..lalasticlala and Mynd44 |
Viewing this topic: TheBlessedMAN(m), Ronke001(f), LarrySun(m) Larrysun.. No tell me say u self they expect urself to update? Or why viewing the Topic? |
LARRYsun the baddest writer ever liveth... How va na? Tuesday don use style style enter wedsday night o.. And we neva c update.. Just knw dat, some of us borrow xtrabyte from Mtn just to read ur update o.. And the xtrabyte don almost finish on top refreshing wen we never read the Update self.... Just Temper Mercy with Justice(who cares if i got it wrong?) and hav Mercy on us.. Thanks in advance, as we wait in higher Coma of anticipation of Ur next Recent enemy, which is [UPDATION] |
[color=#009988] hmmm.. Well this is quite educating and informative.. Kneeling down with one leg to propose to a lady is categorically the same as Delilah saying sweet words to Samson so as to know his weakness.. All i know is, wether u, propose Kneeling down with one leg up, or u stoodDOWN, or u do frog jump, or u do PushUPs, even if u like go and sit on top transformer to propose to her... If she's not ready, no Jury can convict her, and If she is ready for you, you don't hav to sing tru out a whole day like Indian's do, or buy her some exortic flowers like the americans do, buh just as the Op hav rightly said, THE GREEN LIGHT is too obvious to Ignore.. [/color] anyway.. Thanks 4 diz informative thread Babsopey |
Chumzypinky:WOW! This is the Lords doing, and its marvellous in my Sinful sight.. A whole Update? Dedicated to a Whole me? I feel like u just handed me the only ginger i need to Masturbate my Brains out this night.. Chai! My left hand go suffer this Night... Thanks baby... U are too much.. [color=#998800]BTTS<<== DIKE - and i was actually thinking u are finally starting to see the Errors in how u treat those Eve's that God hav given ur Adam... TEAM MIA.. Where are u guys? We've got a wedding to disturb..[/color] |
lalasticlala and mynd44 |
Rabiu Kwankwaso, former |
Chumzypinky:yes love. Am just keeping my words., i told u, u've gat my attention, and am nt collecting it bak frm u... So pls, av gat ur back.. Kwantinu |
WOW! atlast! We are finally getting some threatning scenes! The Battle line has been drawn..... TEAM MIA TEAM SHIVANI oh my goodness! I go for Team Mia... Oya make we start.. DONT WOUND WHAT YOU CAN'T KILL... #WEsayNOtoSHIVANI'sWEDDING.. Bring it on Chumzy! U and ur pen wil feel our wrath, if u ever give Shivani any stewpid wedding.. [just kidding though] Ride on dear. |
Chumzypinky:Muah... Muah... Muah... Wow! So cute... What a way to start a Beautiful day... Buh if my Boss catch me Masturbating behind my desk this early morning... Na ur fault o! Who says there is Recession! No Recession 4 where early morning Kiss Dey flow... Baby! Lets get the day started with an Update! Shall we? |
Mrlemuel:Oya let the coronation[not ceremony] begins... am lafin in recession |
CHUMZYPINKY.. I tink we just av to accept the fact that, every Arthur needs a Morgana, every Seeker needs a Darken Rahl, every Clark kent needs a Lex Luthor, every Jonathan needs a Patience, every Elena needs a Nikklaus, so as every want to be Sucessful writer needs some Nuiscance to remind him or her that, We can't all b lovers of Gud things.. Lets just 4get that his Goliat ever tormented David, and move on. NEXT UPDATE PLS... Lets get this over WITH. |
SirGoldEjike:i tink its only fair to say he deserves it bro... After all what the experience Fool have been doing to our own BOREDOM killer.. |
Chumzypinky: am lafin in silence.. I love u too... Buh we are not getting married until This Recession is over and Buhari becomes an Ex-president. Cos i don't want to b the first person to be receiving Slippers and Toothbrush or #100 recharge card as wedding gift after people don chop almost 8bags of rice .. |
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