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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 4:08pm On Mar 18, 2017
In my 20+ years time of living on this 6000years old planet called Earth.. I av come to realise that It is every SINGERS's prayer and ambition is to make it to Grammy award Gala ..


Every footballers wish is to Win Balon'dor.


Every wrestlers wish is to beat John chukwu Cena.


Every Boxer's wish is to defeat Floyd Aduragbemi Mayweather..


Every Judas wish is to become an Iscariot..


Every Lazarus wish is to wake up the 4th day after death.


And Every Nairaland writer's wish is to make it to Front Page.


Buh, seeing as u don turn getting to Front Page as easy as finding a Male Gay and a female Lesbian is sumtin else..


Its like, Front Page is gradually becoming ur personal resident...




God has givin u sumtin that is not common... Which is a GENIUSTIC Brain, AND UNCOMMON Intellectual way of reasoning and Thinking..



Baby, i don't say what am about to say often, buh once i say it, heaven knows am just being sincere..


So, It is with great admiration of wetin dey happen, and Under Duress of Truthfulness, that i say ...



GARRI is now being sold at 3,500naira in my area... Where exactly are we going in this country?



.........ah...ah... What were u expecting? Another compliment? After all the Epistlelistic compliments av giving u b4? Common, dnt b an OLIVER TWIST... cheesy cheesy
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Literature › Re: United In Betrayal by TheBlessedMAN: 12:54pm On Mar 18, 2017
Chumzypinky:
a hot shoprite bread will do
chai...


Me- (thinking out loud) Oh my Gawd.. 4 where i wan see Hot shoprite bread inside diz Olumo Rock?.. Ok.. I go giv her scope.. I go lie ni..(turns to my wife,) Chumzy dear, buh i don check the whole area with my Microscope.. And am happy to...... Oh, i mean am sorry to say, I no see Any Shoprite o..(hopes she swallows the lie)


Chumzypinky..-(with a * na Garri we go drink again?* look..) Really? wetin u come see? I mean, wetin come dey ur area..


Me- hmmm... Na Shopwrong dey o..(oya, chop the lie.. In Jesus name, swallow the lie)
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Literature › Re: To Hate And Love(story That Touches The Heart) By Adaobi Marianne by TheBlessedMAN: 12:32pm On Mar 18, 2017
Ifecoded:
I saw this coming and Mummy Amanda has always wanted this to happen...
God bless ur wisdom Marianneada.
Wait today na buyday o..
Happy womb escape...
In 9ce's voice "Show some Love"
Happy Born day.. May ur adminstration live long to accomplish all d budget and campaign promises u made to urself and ur parents in Jesus name.. HBD dear... Welcome to ur BIRTHDAY Dear..
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Literature › Re: United In Betrayal by TheBlessedMAN: 12:22pm On Mar 18, 2017
Chumzypinky:
hubby u couldnt even tag me along. Is that how you use to do?
bayby.. Its nt like that na... Just that, u ar pretty occupied right now with Tradition... U knw... I dnt want u to get distracted ni now.. My wife... Pls 4give this Adam of urz...
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Literature › Re: United In Betrayal by TheBlessedMAN:
Yes.. Another great crop from the Literary farm of PamelB.. This Intro alone gives hope of a promising Story line. UNITED IN BETRAYAL....


But, it is so bad, that I can't even get an I.V frm u? Eh? PamelB? Nt fair o.. If u ask me. Anyway.. Let me call my bosses...


PRINCEOFPRINCE, TGOLD1,ROHY,MRLEMUEL and The SmartestPopQUEEN..


PamelB don cook another one o.. Come guys!


TEAM HERO
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Romance › Re: Can U Donate your Kidney To save Your Lovers Sick Parent that hates you?[advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2017
Moblord:
The Old man has aged so what's the point of doing that? even if its the girl that you want to make such sacrifice for put in mind that you're not married
the man is nt dat old na.. I tink he shud b within d range of 55-62
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Fc Rostov Europa League (1 - 0) On 16th March 2017 by TheBlessedMAN: 7:07pm On Mar 16, 2017
united
Romance › Re: Can U Donate your Kidney To save Your Lovers Sick Parent that hates you?[advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 1:39pm On Mar 16, 2017
PrinceOFprince:
Lalasticlala and Mynd44.. Pls Boss.. FP THINGS
hmmm... Same here.
Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 12:36pm On Mar 16, 2017
[quote author=kingofcasting post=54640919][/quote]dnt av ur time dude...
Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN:
kingofcasting:
hmmm
Quoting a whole update just to make a sensible comment, is punishable by nakèd flogging in the 18th century...


Quoting a whole Update to make a senseless comment, is Punishable by castration and death by Hanging in the 19th and 20th century..


Buh Quoting a whole Update, i repeat a whole UPDATEEEE! Just to type 'HMMM' is seen as an act of pure wickedness, negligence, and senseless attitude, which is Punishable by making people tag u as an ABSOLUTE FOOL.. In the 21st century.

Just incase u lack common sense.. Pls feel free to Send, "BRAIN" to 35210. For daily Tips on how to get a London Used mosquito Brain from Google play @mb naira..

I don't believe this phrase b4, 'Common sense is Not common..' buh after meeting u... Its true afterall..



don't me blame 4 taking it too personal, i just hate to see my Hard earned Mb, getting wasted on someones stupidity.. And more over, it is my Wifes story and Yes, its a FAMILY MATTER... And its strictly PERSONAL.
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Romance › Re: Can U Donate your Kidney To save Your Lovers Sick Parent that hates you?[advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:50pm On Mar 15, 2017
yorhmienerd:
I dey craze sad sad sad sad, I dey port go next girl sharp sharp lipsrsealed
hmmm... Typical Nigerian.... huh
Romance › Re: Can U Donate your Kidney To save Your Lovers Sick Parent that hates you?[advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:48pm On Mar 15, 2017
Cutehector:
He should forget all about that and save the man... Her father will forever be thankful to him
its like u ar the only one in support of him to donate so far.. And am sure ur reasons makes a lot of sense
Romance › Re: Can U Donate your Kidney To save Your Lovers Sick Parent that hates you?[advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:36pm On Mar 15, 2017
immaculatengang:
Op just come out clean and say you re the one. Donate because of God and not gf/bf ishh
hmm, NAIRALANDERS and their cunny ways of thinking.. What diffrence wil it make to u, if its either me or him.? Tanx 4 dropping somtin
Romance › Re: Kneeling To Propose: Loyalty Or Baiting by TheBlessedMAN: 8:28pm On Mar 15, 2017
Babsopey:
On point bro. The lady got the final say. It's better to understand the person you are dealing with before proceeding with mouthwatering proposal. Disappointment if not properly checked can even leads to suicide.
u are absolutely right bro... Tankz 4 diz educative thread
Romance › Can U Donate your Kidney To save Your Lovers Sick Parent that hates you?[advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op):
Pls guys and Mods.. A friend of mine is in desperate need of your sensible advice..


His Girlfriends Dad is presently sick and in desperate need of a kidney donor.

His gf can't donate, due to her health status.. Buh, he, being a very hale and healthy Man, is a perfect donor.. But, the problem is, the Gf's dad, doesn't like my friend for his daughter, (his reasons are best known to him) but my friend thinks, the man generally dislikes any Jobless graduate that doesn't have any HandiWORK (like selfEMPLOYED)..


My friend is very confused on what to do right now, because of these reasons..


*HIS GF's dads hatred towards him.

*His Gf already knows that he's a suitable donor.

*HE afraid somthing might happen to his remaining kidney, if he eventually donates for the man.


*His Gf's dad's financial status can't get them a Willing Seller..


*HE doesn't want to be a Total loser


Pls guys, help us out...
lalasticlala and Mynd44
Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 7:44pm On Mar 15, 2017
Viewing this topic:
TheBlessedMAN(m), Ronke001(f),
LarrySun(m)


Larrysun.. No tell me say u self they expect urself to update? Or why viewing the Topic?
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Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 7:41pm On Mar 15, 2017
LARRYsun the baddest writer ever liveth... How va na? Tuesday don use style style enter wedsday night o.. And we neva c update..

Just knw dat, some of us borrow xtrabyte from Mtn just to read ur update o.. And the xtrabyte don almost finish on top refreshing wen we never read the Update self....


Just Temper Mercy with Justice(who cares if i got it wrong?) and hav Mercy on us.. Thanks in advance, as we wait in higher Coma of anticipation of Ur next Recent enemy, which is [UPDATION]
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Romance › Re: Kneeling To Propose: Loyalty Or Baiting by TheBlessedMAN: 7:34pm On Mar 15, 2017
[color=#009988] hmmm.. Well this is quite educating and informative..


Kneeling down with one leg to propose to a lady is categorically the same as Delilah saying sweet words to Samson so as to know his weakness..


All i know is, wether u, propose Kneeling down with one leg up, or u stoodDOWN, or u do frog jump, or u do PushUPs, even if u like go and sit on top transformer to propose to her... If she's not ready, no Jury can convict her, and If she is ready for you, you don't hav to sing tru out a whole day like Indian's do, or buy her some exortic flowers like the americans do, buh just as the Op hav rightly said, THE GREEN LIGHT is too obvious to Ignore..
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anyway.. Thanks 4 diz informative thread Babsopey
Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 7:04pm On Mar 15, 2017
Chumzypinky:
Dedicated to my one and only sweetheart, TheBlessedMAN.
Tradition...
WOW! This is the Lords doing, and its marvellous in my Sinful sight..


A whole Update? Dedicated to a Whole me? I feel like u just handed me the only ginger i need to Masturbate my Brains out this night..


Chai! My left hand go suffer this Night... Thanks baby... U are too much..



[color=#998800]BTTS<<==

DIKE - and i was actually thinking u are finally starting to see the Errors in how u treat those Eve's that God hav given ur Adam...

TEAM MIA.. Where are u guys? We've got a wedding to disturb..[/color]
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Politics › Re: KWANKWASO Accuses Atiku Of Forming New Party Ahead Of 2019 Elections by TheBlessedMAN(op): 5:31pm On Mar 15, 2017
lalasticlala and mynd44
Politics › KWANKWASO Accuses Atiku Of Forming New Party Ahead Of 2019 Elections by TheBlessedMAN(op): 5:30pm On Mar 15, 2017
Rabiu Kwankwaso, former
governor of Kano state, has
alleged that former Vice-
President Atiku Abubakar
and Abdullahi Ganduje,
incumbent governor of
Kano, are plotting to float a
new party ahead of the
2019 elections.
Kwankwaso also alleged that
both men, who are top
chieftains of the ruling All
Progressives Congress (APC),
have been “hobnobbing”
with the Ahmed Makarfi
faction of the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP).
The lawmaker said Ganduje
had never hidden his disdain
for the leadership style of the
APC, but has been marking
time.
“It has been brought to our
attention that Governor
Ganduje of Kano state has
been working with the
Makarfi faction of the PDP
and other politicians of
northern extraction, and
from what we know, they are
aspiring to float a new party,
the APDP,” Kwankwaso said
in a statement issued on his
behalf by Suleiman Bichi,
former secretary to the
government of Kano.
“It is a well-known fact that
Governor Ganduje is not
happy with the APC’s style of
leadership and its
commitment to stand on the
side of the truth
“This is evident in the letter
the national leadership of the
APC sent to Kano, reaffirming
Umar Doguwa as the
substantive chairman of the
party as against the
government’s imposed
leadership of an adviser to
the governor who is even an
outsider to the leadership of
the party, and is against the
party constitution.”
Kwankwaso also denied
reports that he was
considering leaving the APC.
“To set the record straight,
we have to understand that
these lies originated from
Musa Iliyasu Kwankwaso,
who bears no allegiance to
Senator Kwankwaso,” the
statement read.
“Musa Iliyasu worked with
Malam Shekarau (also a
fromer governor of Kano) as
commissioner for local
governments and still stands
in as his spokesperson.
“Also, it is an open secret that
Governor Ganduje and Malam
Shekarau have pitched tent
against Senator Kwankwaso,
hence, there is no way, Musa
Iliyasu, even though he
comes from the same town
with Senator Kwankwaso
could speak for the
distinguished senator. Not on
a matter like this.
“On this note, I want to
affirm that Senator
Kwankwaso is still in the APC,
and as is his trademark, he is
loyal to any course he
believes in. Such is the case
with the APC.”
Paul Ibe, spokesman of
Abubakar, could not be
reached for comments, as his
telephone line was switched
off, but Muhammad Garba,
Kano commissioner of
information, denied the
allegation.
Garba said his principal
remains a committed
member of the ruling party.
“As the leader of the party in
the state, the governor does
not want to lose a member,
not to talk of leaving to
another party,” he told
TheCable.
“If Kwankwaso and his
supporters are thinking
along that line, our advice to
them is to remain in the
party.
“The APC is on ground in
Kano and Nigeria, so where is
he going? They just planted
that report outside there.”


Source:https://www.thecable.ng/kwankwaso-accuses-atiku-ganduje-plotting-float-new-party
Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 5:20pm On Mar 15, 2017
Chumzypinky:
thanks dear. My love @TheBlessedMAN i see u viewing
yes love. Am just keeping my words., i told u, u've gat my attention, and am nt collecting it bak frm u... So pls, av gat ur back.. Kwantinu
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 12:15pm On Mar 15, 2017
WOW! atlast! We are finally getting some threatning scenes!


The Battle line has been drawn.....



TEAM MIA


TEAM SHIVANI



oh my goodness! I go for Team Mia... Oya make we start.. DONT WOUND WHAT YOU CAN'T KILL... #WEsayNOtoSHIVANI'sWEDDING..


Bring it on Chumzy! U and ur pen wil feel our wrath, if u ever give Shivani any stewpid wedding.. [just kidding though]


Ride on dear.
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 9:42am On Mar 15, 2017
Chumzypinky:
Where's my darling husband TheBlessedMAN, oya chop morning kiss
Muah... Muah... Muah... Wow! So cute... What a way to start a Beautiful day...


Buh if my Boss catch me Masturbating behind my desk this early morning... Na ur fault o!


Who says there is Recession! No Recession 4 where early morning Kiss Dey flow...


Baby! Lets get the day started with an Update! Shall we?
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 9:51pm On Mar 14, 2017
Mrlemuel:
Hehehe! And I Am The Best Man, Happy e-Married Life To Theblessedman, Long May Ur Almighty Rod Live.
Oya, Tgold1 Royh, Make una Come See Our Latest e-couple Oh.
Oya let the coronation[not ceremony] begins... cheesy cheesy cheesy am lafin in recession
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 9:17pm On Mar 14, 2017
Chumzypinky:
lol abi? Infact from today, you're declared my Husband on NL
grin grin cheesy cheesy
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 9:00pm On Mar 14, 2017
CHUMZYPINKY.. I tink we just av to accept the fact that, every Arthur needs a Morgana, every Seeker needs a Darken Rahl, every Clark kent needs a Lex Luthor, every Jonathan needs a Patience, every Elena needs a Nikklaus, so as every want to be Sucessful writer needs some Nuiscance to remind him or her that, We can't all b lovers of Gud things..


Lets just 4get that his Goliat ever tormented David, and move on. NEXT UPDATE PLS... Lets get this over WITH.
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 8:52pm On Mar 14, 2017
SirGoldEjike:
wow that really Hurts, Lol God Bless you Sir
i tink its only fair to say he deserves it bro... After all what the experience Fool have been doing to our own BOREDOM killer..
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Literature › Re: Tradition - A Story by TheBlessedMAN: 8:50pm On Mar 14, 2017
Chumzypinky:
hahahahahaha, Omg, i just cant stop laffing at your hilarious attackation (pardon my grammar) Where do u come from dis boy, i think i'm in love with you already
grin grin am lafin in silence.. I love u too... Buh we are not getting married until This Recession is over and Buhari becomes an Ex-president. Cos i don't want to b the first person to be receiving Slippers and Toothbrush or #100 recharge card as wedding gift after people don chop almost 8bags of rice ..
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