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Tgold1:lolz... Uwelcome Niggar.. How has life been over there... |
PrinceOFprince:thanks bro, for ur always support. ThanQ |
Acode:It was rumoured that, this planet Earth have never fail in its quest to produce atleast a FOOL in every year, i was hoping this remains a Rumour, buh see as u just turn RUMOUR to FACT by Quoting a whole update just to comment. Na wa o.. |
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My Ogas.. PAMELB, FIYAH, SMARTESTPOPQUEEN, AND MY OWN WIFE, CHUMZYPINKY.. I hail o.. Com see ur boy.. |
About The Book. COUNTLESS is a story of a guy, named Darous, whose lust for the opposite sex keeps getting him in big troubles but he kept finding one way or the other to escape because he is a genius. But is Darous really going to escape or he would meet his doom one day? Just try and read this interesting rib cracking story to find out. ATTENTION!= If you are the type that judges a story by its first updates, then I won't be suprised if you get tired after the 1st 3 updates. But I implore you to endeavour to read on to the 8th episode. I promise you, you gonna stay glued to it. I remain your humble learner and writer..... TBM
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DEDICATION -: I religiously dedicate this confusing-title work to the glory of Baba God, for letting me live a life of pure holiness and thereby ensuring my automatic ticket to his Kingdom and also dedicating it to the memory of my Late Dad,(may his No-nonsense and easy going soul Rest in Peace). It is with utmost sense of humility that i return his dedication to him, So to say, "DEDICATION RECIEVED IS A DEDICATION RETURNED." ACKNOWLEDGEMENT -: I hereby acknowledge the inspiration, giving to me abstractly by the Pen MASTERS AND MISTRESS of this United state of Nairaland, and the ginger they gave me to 'SIT DOWN' (which i don't normally do) and to 'THINK' (i don't remember the last time i did that) of writing this work. Thanks and may God acknowledge you all for me too.. So to say "ACKNOWLEDGEMENT RECEIVED IS ACKNOWLEDGMENT RETURNED. COPYRIGHT-: This work is spiritually protected by Shango (gawd of thunder), and if you like, copy and paste it to Pluto, i really don't care, i don hand everything over to Shango.. Am sure by the time he also Copy Paste you with his Thunder, you won't remember to file a lawsuit against me for also violating ur personal Copyright... So to say, COPYRIGHT RECEIVED IS COPYRIGHT RETURNED. [color=#009900] PROHIBITION :- Using of Borrowed data or borrowed credit, and Sharing of Hotspot to view my work is arrogantly prohibited. So readers are hereby advice to Subscribe to atleast a minimum of #3000 /month data plan to view this work. Also, any device, apart from Iphone7, Iphone6, samsung S7, S6, Galaxy Tabs, ipods,ipads, are not allowed on this thread. Pls,Don't make me prosecute you for trying to abuse my work with small and cheap devices.. Although am also typing with Nokia 2700. Thanks. [/color] [color=#660000] DERAILERS- Derailers are strictly warned to back off, pls don't come here and be telling us how Buhari have failed to pay your grandpa's grativity and entitlements. Pls be warned. [/color] [color=#008800]CRITICS :- I have paid Shango handsomely to deal with this special set of people, and am sure he won't hesitate to Thunder you and ur Useless Mb out, if u pass ur boundary. So pls, Criticise me Maturely pls, as u know, am just a learner, i no even go sch, i just want to write for my pleasure and if others enjoy it too, then the better. But pls, don't abuse me for ur own sake and you might enjoy a Thunder free stay on this thread. [/color] WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE STORY VIOLENCE - Yes.. But at readers discretion. SEX - hmmm... Yes, also at readers discretion, lets give the Masturbation crews something to look forward to, buh pls, don't masturbate while reading this work, because ur moaning, and sounds may distract my attention on the story. So, i hereby call on the 'ANTIMASTURBATION AGENCY OF NIGERIA'[A.A.N] to come and help me keep this masturbation crews and their moaning sounds in proper check.. GAYism- pls, don't even come here atall, if you are a Gay. Cos if i catch u, chai.. U no go like am. I go prosecute and announce ur obituary date b4 i kil u self. MORAL- i can't promise you that. If u need a Moral story, i advice u to visit other threads, like Red Ashes, and Tradition by my wife, chuwzypinky, Pamelb by Alone, Fiyah by Silent seduction, Larrysun by Black Maria, Audreytimms by Letting go, Repogirl by False pretenses, Rachaelfst by Wrong number. Or you can take a priceless stroll down to the Religious section, or better still, go and settle your quarell with your Quran or Bible. You may also try to visit ur Sunday school teacher for stories about king David and King Saul, or how Judas sold Jesus out on OLX. If after reading all this, you are stil not contented with what you've read, pls don't hesitate to contack Seun, Lalasticlala and Mynd44 to send your greedy self out of NL. So ladieSNEH and GentlemenSNEH, YoungiSNEH and OldiSNEH, SingleSNEH and MarriedSNEH, VoterSNEH and non VoterSNEH, InecSNEH and IndependenceSNEH, PrisonerSNEH and Prison warderSNEH, NairalanderSNEH and GuestSNEH, and Lastly, The Masturbating crews, pls get your Creams handy, whisper to ur left hands, tel him, he's about to suffer, Now, fasten your Reading belts as I arrogantly and Proudly take you on this free Ride. Welcome on Board. YOURS SHANGOISTIC TheBlessedMAN |
Love u too dear.. U reali doing a great Job.. UNITED IN BETRAYAL, here we come PamelB: |
The forward was rewardedCc:lalasticlala and mynd44 http://m.goal.com/s/en/news/722/la-liga/2017/03/20/33850062/ronaldo-named-portugals-player-of-the-year?ICID=HP_BN_1 |
may the souls of the gunmen never, ever, under no matter circumstances, ever know PEACE.. BASTARD SONS OF LUCIFER.. R.i.p to d deads. |
hope he didnt save her, just becos he wanted her to feel 4eva indebted to him, and start making her pay with her.... U know... Where we all came frm . |
now adays Types of JUMPS Long Jump Front Jump High jump, and LAGOON JUMP.....Na wa o.. |
the rate at which people are commiting suicide this days eh, no b say dem dey run 4rm recession? Very soon, recession wil start affecting death self... |
Oga Larrysun, dis 1 wey u dey do us no gud o.. 2weeks of suspense..! Chai, its too much na... Wetin dey happen? Anyway, take ur time wellwel bro, hope all is wel sha.. We need ur update just as how Olosho needs custumers.. Tanx |
PLS Give Them Their Space -actress Ify Okeke To Nigerians About Tonto Dike & Olakunke Churchill Nollywood actress and Purple Campaign founder, Ify Okeke, has gone on social media to write an open letter to Nigerians about the ongoing drama surrounding actress and her close friend Tonto Dikeh‘s marriage. Ify Okeke confirmed the domestic violence allegations saying she had seen photos on Tonto Dikeh’s phone previously and also knew something was up the last time she saw her. She however urged Nigerians to give the couple space as they try to sort through their personal difficulties at this time. She wrote: "PLEASE GIVE THEM SPACE... I am upset and tayad of this Drama. @tontolet you know my stand in this whole issue, that's why am so upset with you & that isn't gonna change but @bigchurchhaven I am more disappointed at you because I expected you to be more matured & try look for a way to make up with your WIFE as you just called her in the video. Both of you are just making others rich with your private life suddenly everyone is a blogger & has opinions. I want to address this issue because I was once battered & I lied to my friends & siblings even when my younger brother incidentally saw one I claimed I was at fault, I was depressed, I grew this big because I was never this big. I started drinking & hated men for everything. I didn't date for 5years before I could move on, this is part of the reason I started PURPLE CAMPAIGN. 1 Day in 2015, @tontolet me that I should come around that she was very sick. So I rushed to her house & I saw her very sick also noticed bruises I was shocked but a usual Ifeoma doesn't ask questions that same day she showed me the Ring OLA gave her & gave me the good news of her pregnancy, I was so happy but while gisting I was checking her phone, an iPhone 6 gold. I saw pictures of her naked self with bruises and I quickly asked "Booboo, I hope he doesn't beat you? Or what's with this picture?" Tonto replied "NOOOOO, I fell down the stairs because I was alone at home & very sick." I didn't believe her but I told her, please don't take whatever you won't take later now. I left home with the joy of her engagement & pregnancy. Now my point, OLA have you beaten TONTO before YES because she confirmed it,Tee can be called all sort of names but she's a wonderful girl. Who I saw did a lot things to make you Happy & I remember the last time I saw you guys in Lagos, I knew something was wrong but usually she cover it. When this whole drama started I begged Tee to hold on, I was angry she choose to talk but if I can preach to other to talk & get help why will I say no to someone i see as a kid sister? I really wanted things to change but with the rate this is happening I have chosen to break my silent and support my own. YOU GUYS NEED HELP, PLEASE GET " http://www.dailygossip.ng/celebrities/please-give-them-their-space-actress-and-purple-campaign-founder-ify-okeke-writes-an-open-letter-to-nigerians-about--her-husband/ https://www.instagram.com/p/BR1kqg2Fs73/?hl=en
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wow... Nice one.. Am deeply motivated... |
Oh my Gawd... Why do i have to read this now? Am all alone in our 4bedroom flat, and am even scared to go out to the compound to off the Gen.. How am i going to sleep? Chai.. I don suffer diz 9t, wetin my eyes find com here self? God... Abeg, how i go take off Gen now? |
Ride on dear.. Am always here.. Gud job so far |
Chumzypinky: am ready to Grow up everyday, just 4 u my love... Chop kiss.... Muah... Muah... |
LitQueen:i av always known Nigerians to be Stubborn, but I av never seen or met a Stubborn Lady.. Buh i don c am today.. It is with Utmost Sincerity and Unproudlyness that i say, U ARE STUBBORN. but instead of allowing the devil to Use u, to Rapè me of my Hard earned Mb, i will rather accept defeat.. My Dear female Pharaoh , I accept all ur charges against me and i hereby plead guilty, pls kindly temper Mercy with Justice (who cares if i got it wrong) by allowing me to go Scotfree, so that i can focus on the Story.. Yours in Tradition. TheBlessedMAN |
Front Page wil never be complete if Apostle Sule's thread is not there... Jobless hyprocrites |
man u can give heart attack than bad news... |
pls, update... |
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smizel:hmmmm... Am tired of all this Nigerians... I don't know how my Family matter is now urs aswell.. Chumzy didn't tel me u are her family too.. Unless u are our family, pls stay out of our family issues.. The fact that u are even putin mouth 4 our issue self they make me Jealous.. |
LitQueen:Pls, buy an Mtn card of, #2000, subscribe to Mtn monthly data bundle of 3gb. Now go to ur phones browser, (maybe Operamini) type www.nairaland.com, click on 'FOLLOWED TOPICS'. Click on Tradition. Check all my comments.. After doing all that, now, pls my dearest Eve, do me the honour of showing me where i said, KANTÈ IS UGLY.. Do that, and you might earn my forgiveness, which is very rare.. |
latbas:if writing a great story as this wil get my wife arrested by u, then u better prepare a Family cell for us... We wil gladly enter, without complaint.. |
Hmmm... Baby, u ar too much... Never knew u ar dis talented.. Keep it up, and one day, u wil attain that greater height u ar aiming at.. GODBLESS THE WOMB THA CONCEIVED U. |
latbas:tel dat to Buhari.. Nt me dude.. She's mine and mine alone, and am ready to fight anybody, i mean anybody to claim her.. (ofcos, Soldiers are nt included) |
Chumzypinky:ehn ehn! And so wat? Dnt u knw she's a Bae b4 u started calling her various names like, My sweetie, my honey, my soulmate, my one and only, my eternal, my heartbeat? U tink i wil just sit down and b watching a Lesb snatch u away frm me? since u knw she's a Bae, can't u just say a plain THANK YOU, without adding hon to it..? Infact frm now on, u must never cal any1 sweetnames again.. And by the Power invested and staked on me as the head of this Family, i hereby suggest u start calin them names like, ' Thanks my Bulldog, thank u my Kante, Tank u my bitter kola, thank u my Zouma, and tank u my Tinubu.. I that clear? |
Chumzypinky:whats d meaning of that? |
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