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Abdullateef77:
men!!!
I go call sango If you continue to keep us waiting.

na only me get Shango pasword o.. U no fit..

Chumzypinky:
Awwww...hubby i take it i inspired the title of the novel/story. Keep it up.
But how do you change titles of a story? Just imagine i wanted changing Tradition to something else, how do i change it?

yes baby.. U inspired it..and thanks for that.

But, You can't change the Title again once a story have made it to Front Page.

Chumzypinky:
Disabled beauties are always wonderful

hmmm.. Indeed, buh if Disabled beauties are always wonderful, what about Abled beauties?

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Hmmm. Theblessedman, thank God yhur story finally got a nice title.

I guess yhur ans will be Yes.


Keep it coming. You are doing wonderful so far.

thanks dear. It feels good to know that people like u are always there. Thanks 4 commenting.

Adesina12:
TheBlessedMAN!!!!

You wan kill me with lafta....I begiii keep your Sango away from this thread...I wan express myself

bro, no be me wan kil u o. Na ur mouth. If u no get mouth u no fit laf na. Just imagine urself without a mouth, how would u laf?

4. COUNTLESS.



From what I've seen in the sitting room so far, I was able to guess the financial status of their parents. They are exquisitely rich.

I keep on thinking of what will happen if Joke turns out to be an agent of Ugliness. Should I pretend as if am okay with her appearance and murder all ties with her once I get home? Or should I just play along? Atleast if not for anything but for her parents status. Recession no go kill me nau.

After what seems like 20mins, I was starting to get suspicious of everything. Number one. Why won't she use her picture as profile pics on Facebook instead of wordy pics?
Number two. Why can't she receive me at the gate herself?
Number three. Whats taking her so...'


"Hi" A very cool voice called me out of my thoughts. I quickly glance towards the direction and what I saw was very heartbreaking.

Behold Joke, the lady that have earned the last four weeks of my attention on a wheelchair. Unrivalled beauty runs across her round face but she was sitting beautifully on a wheelchair. Her legs were there. But I couldn't fathom the reason why she can't walk.

From her navel region upwards, she is arguably much more beautiful than her sister, but the only thing that could have made her standout proudly among her peers are missing. Legs.

"Hi.....there". I replied slowly with a placcid smile, not wanting to show my disapointment.

"am sorry for keeping you waiting. I was having a difficult time trying to get here."

'Ofcos.' I thought.

"It is alright, I was even beginning to think maybe Gawd doesn't want to allow one of his angels to see me, you would have met me on my knees if you hadn't show up the time you did." I watched her blush a little before I extended my hand for a handshake.

"Nice to meet you Joke."

"A pleasure Darous." She reciprocated the gesture. She wheeled herself to the single seater sofa opposite me and asked her sister that just brought me a glass cup of fruit juice to help her get on the sofa after she'd handed me my drinks.

"easy there. Please can I help?" I inquired.

"noo. You don't have to. I can handle her, just enjoy your drinks." Her sister replied softly.

"You know, you haven't tell me your name." I asked after dropping the empty cup on the table.

"Me?" her sister asked, turning around and aiming her index finger at her chest with a questioning look on her face.

"Yes na, or I no fit know your name?".

"ofcos you can, am sorry." She replied

"you just led me here without introducing yourself to me,...".

"don't mind my little sister jare." Joke interrupted. "her mind's been preoccupied lately." She concluded.

"oh that..Let me guess...Arsenal spoilt her ticket.?"

"ahah." Her sister laughed. "I don't play bet atall. Not after our houseboy ran away after loosing all the money Mummy gave him to enrol himself at a tuition center on...Virtuality game...".

"it is virtual, not virtuality, and I would have also done the same too.".

"you also play bet? Or how do you know about it?" Joke queried.

Why would she want to know that? Its not as if am going to continue this complicated relationship once am out of here. But I decided to be fair to her so I answered.

"nope, i don't play bet, I also witnessed what it can do to someone, after a certain friend of mine, collected a microfinance loan. His stupidity got the better of him when he took all the money to a betting house. He ran mad after two days...its a sorry case." I ended awfully.

"oh....thats a very tragic one..". Joke said.

'Time to stop playing hide and seek. Lets get straight to the point.' I thought.

"when will your parents be back?." I directed that to the two of them.

"dad is on a business trip and mum will be back any moment from five." Said the younger sister. I checked the time and it was almost five already. I saw the need to quickly say my goodbyes before their Mum comes back and start asking me marital questions.

"ok guys.. Its been fun with you and as much as I would have loved to stay and hangout with you till Jesus comes, am sorry I have to go." I paused to see their reactions, and getting none, I continued."I have a match at 5.30 and its very important I get there on time..."

"Wow..do you play football?".asked the younger sister.

"Hmmmm...yes.. I play football."

"ok. Just be safe. When next are you coming to see me? So that we can discuss fully, you know, we haven't talk about us yet." Joke asked what seems like a trivial question to me.

What kind of person does she take me for? Am too young to get tied down to one...sorry to say, disabled beauty like her.

"I can't tell, but I will get in touch." I gave them both a handshake and made for the door.

"maybe I should come and know your place tomorrow." I instantly turned back to know who just spoke.. Guess who...its Joke.

"no...You don't have to bother yourself pls." I replied and reached for the door.

"She said what if I come instead? To your place?" The younger sister inquired.

Well you can guess my reply.


TBC

LitQueen:
I no get.

ok. Buh incase u need one, u can order for your own version of sango on Konga. Buh, i advice u to test it b4 u pay.

Adesina12 post
I don prepare sweet popcorn for una

TheBlessedMAN is feeding us with lafta here

lols thanks bro. I app it. Nice avin u here

finalboss:
i was invited

yes boss... U were invited,because u ar worth inviting..

LitQueen:
Is only you that will write a story copyrighted by Sango. Anyway, quietly following.

baby.. Abi na.. Na sango sure pas.. Or u get any other diety wey sure pas sango ni?

cyndylove64:
.#mummy pinky and rachaelfst no invite from u ok#God is watching u in 6D

no vex 4 ur mums na... Thanx 4 coming.. I app it.

bimberry1307:
It's coming on guy but wait o, wetin be that thing wey every normal human being must do before entering the kitchen? Just curious ni o.

Madam bim.. Na toilet i talk o.. Chai.. Sango don suffer diz early morning.. Check am well na..

bimberry1307:
the blessed of TheBlessedMAN, I'm here o. I full ground gidigba. make I go read first before I say something.

oh my precious sister, it gives my kongi pleasure to have u here.. Welcome on board.

THE events of the next episodes are what transpired during the 7months prior to last night


3. COUNTLESS.

I woke up the following day, around 6.am. I lived in a self-contain apartment that consists of 1 room, 1 toilet and a kitchen. My room served two purposes, Bedroom and Living room. So it was moderately furnished to serve those purposes very well.

I went to the toilet to do what every sane human being will do in the morning. I headed inside the kitchen to prepare something for myself.

I checked the cupboard. I still had two packs of Spaghetti, so i quickly put water inside a pot, place it on the gas stove. (incase you don't know how to cook spaghetti, let me teach you).

After the water has reached its boiling point, (you can't know that, if you are not a science student), I added seasonings and pepper to it. I also added a moderate quantity of salt, applied enough vegetable oil and left it to boil together for another 2mins after which I began to squeeze the spaghetti into moderate lenghts and poured it inside the pot.

While waiting for the Spagg to be ready, I went back to my room to pick up my Lenovo A850. I pressed the top power botton and the screen came on. Messages started flooding in from my whatsapp and when I clicked on the app, all the messages came from one sender. NIKE, my Girlfriends younger sister.

Let me quickly tell you about her before the Spagghetti gets done.


***

I and Joke have been dating for close to 8months now. I met her on Facebook. I've checked her profile, and photo album but I couldn't find any pics to relate to how she looks like. She later told me that she stays not too far from where I'm living my Bacheloristic life.

I chat her up, and you know, after too much persuasion and threats of commiting sweetcide if she doesn't accept my proposal, she finally gave me her number and we started talking on phone. I spent the first week trying to make her see me as a friend, the second as a lover and the third as a husband material.

So soon afterwards, she invited me to her house the fourth week, and I was very glad I will be seeing this lady for the first time.

I got to the address she gave me and called her to confirm if am at the right place, because where I was at that moment was the front of a mighty duplex painted in pink.

I waited at the gate for what seems like forever before the gate was finally opened.

And behold, before me stood a very beautiful young lady of at a guess, maybe 17yrs old. This girl is the perfect definition of BEAUTY.
She stood at a bit above average height of 5ft 3inches, with a fair complexion and a set of ample brest with an alluring oval face that compliments her beauty and stature.

She was claded in an armless pink top and blue jean trousers and flipflops on her feet.

"you are Darous right?" She asked.

"yes...I am." I answered and returned my lustful gaze at her lusicious body.

"ok, you can come on in." She ushered, but I was unable to move for what seems like 40secs as I continue staring at this beautiful girl and her body.
'oh gawd of Sango come and see babe mehn? This babe fine no be small. Make I just handle this chick for just 1week, chai, those attentive brea'st go suffer o. Ah, I fit sell my grandpa to ritualist just to take this girl anywhere she wants.. I swear, Sango go repent, if he just jam this kind girl. Omo, I don hit am today.'

"hey Mister, are you alright?". She said lowering down a bit with a worried look. She waved her left hand at my face and that was enough to bring me out of my lustful trance.

"Oh!.." I cleared my throat. "you were saying?"

"I told you to come in, and it was as if your mind is out of town."

On a normal day, I would have beaten any other girl to coma if she had used such phrase with me, but this beautiful descendant of Eve is very special.

"oh..my!..Pls am sorry.. Can I come in now?"

"Sure... " She answered and closed the gate after I'd entered and we both proceeded towards the main entrance.

I followed her like a blind goat to a large and tastefully furnished sitting room. She urged me to take a sit and took the spiral staircase that lead to the upper chamber of the house.

I was in that position for almost 5mins before she came down the stairs.

"Can I offer you drinks while you wait for her?" She flashed me that Konji provoking smile again.

I almost replied 'YES' before her last word settled in. 'HER?'
I stood up immediately.

"Her?... Wait..which her? Are you not Joke?". I asked with an anxious curiousity.

"ofcos.. Am not. Am her younger sister." She replied taking a step back away at my sudden change in look.

'chai. Sango don suffer o. Or is this a joke? It had better be.'

"have your seat, and she will be with you shortly." She walked towards another direction as I slowly settle down on the sofa.

'This Joke had better be beautiful like this girl...Or else na temple run things be that o.' I murmured to myself as I await what will happen next.


TBC. Thunders on hold critics!

Update comes up shortly. Stay tuned

wizsolzy:
Hmmmm. We done show like big show... Ikombe come sit down

i trust you guys never to disappoint. Welcome on board.

PrinceOFprince:
sure yhu won't. Becos with what yhu've dropped so far, i don't see yhu disapointin

thanks 4 avin faith

Cc: wizsolzy, ikombe.. Two dreaded twins of the literature section..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Hmmm.. This story will be gr8. The first 2 updates says it all. Continue pls.

thanks for following

rachealfst:
Present!!! Based on logistics, this story will make sense. Ride on.......

thanks ma. Na u b my inspiration o

PROLOGUE CONTD.....


2. COUNTLESS.


"which part of DON'T DISTURB ME you don't understand?" The lady asked sternly after my friend have caught up with her for the second time. Jide was still finding an answer to her question when she raised her voice again. "Will you just for once in your miserable life, just do as you are told and Back off!?." She said, amid anger and with the rate at which she was fumming now, am not sure she can take another minute of my friends stubbornness.


"I just want.. Want...want to knw...." Jide was stammering before she cut in.

"you don't want to know any damn thing about me...foöl!...all you are interested in is how you are going to satisfy your stewpid sexual urge..." She retorted but no, Jide is not ready to give up either. The arguement was starting to get very tensed and am afraid the ending might not be a pleasant one atall.

"is a sex doll that hard for you to get?" She asked in annoyance.

"will you give me eight hundred kay to get one?" Jide asked her.

"its obvious you're a fool." she hissed and turned around and began walking away.

So in order to counteract the situation as Jide was already getting ready to follow her, I quickly marched to him and tried speaking some sense into him.

"hey". I said tapping him by the shoulder as he continue watching while the lady was walking very fast down the untarred road "the, lady said to back off. Just give up already, its getting up to 3hrs now. no be every lady can be as gullible and cheap as Blessing na... But unless you want to suffer another round of embarrasment, then you can go after her." I said and waited for his next action.


"what are you saying? That I should just let her go?"

"no...am saying you should avoid embarrasment at all cost."

"not now that am very close to getting her...can't you see the way she was licking her lips when she was talking to me? Guy...am soo close..." He replied with a determined demeanour.

"ogbeni, u are not close to anything... The only thing you are close to here, is getting slapped...and believe me, you won't like it..."

"she can't do that, and for your info, am not backing off, not until i atleast get her number and residence..." He replied walking away.

"why not also get her Birth certificate and H.I.V report? U this glorified idiot." i fired back at him cos i was already getting angry at his stubbornness.

"na u sabi. Call me whatever you like. I will make sure I get her at all cost." With that determination, he switched to Usain Bolt mode and ran as fast as his legs could carry him.

I released an exasperated sigh and quickly followed suit.

fortunately for us, we were able to catch up with her as she was about to enter a Hairdressing salon. I was so tired after the whole 200meters run, and so was my friend.

We were both sweating hard. I stopped a few distance behind the salon as I keenly view from there, hoping Jide doesn't get himself into trouble.

Two minutes later, the anticipated happened. I watched as the lady gave my friend a resounding slap across his cheeks. I hastily rushed down there to confirm what really provoked the slap.

"did you just slapped me?". Jide cried out holding his cheeks and looking scornfully at the lady.

That looks like a very dumb question to the lady as she just let out a scoff before talking.
"not atall. I didn't. I only used my right hand to straighten that insultive cheek of yours, and worst will still happen if you don't back off now." She replied him angrily and entered the salon.

*****

"Jide, take heart o, infact, na Gawd go judge am." I said, trying to comfort him for the humiliation he suffered back there.


"ontop wetin...na?" He asked amid sobs. "ah, emi (me) Darous." He was beating his chest rapidly. "emi almighty Jendor? She go pay o. I swear on my fathers grave...she go pay...if she no pay, make thunder strike Mtn and their voicemail." He cursed angrily.

"she go pay?" I asked teasingly.

"yes, I promise you that...you know me o...ah no dey fork nonsense."

"did you gave her your bank account details?" I asked amusingly.

"Darous, no whyne me o, i dey vex...no make ah vex for you o." He threatened.

"who u dey vex give? Na me slap u ni, abi u be born idiot, when that b*tch dey dash u slap, why u no vex? U wan dey vex for me, na thunder go fire u and your stupid vex."

"No vex abeg, u suppose understand now." He said softly.

"the only thing I understand is that, her slap sent your memory back to factory settings. So I'm grateful to her for that."


"ok, I know say i fork up, but its also wrong of her to raise up her hands against a guy like me. So she will pay for that."

Throughout our journey home, Jide could'nt stop rubbing his cheeks. He was busy lamenting how he will make the lady pay for what she did.

I just hissed and went to my room. I laid on the bed and started thinking of how am going to tidy my girlfriend's sister the next day.



TBC.


Feel free to point out corrections. The Thunders are on hold for now.

PrinceOFprince:
Hmmmmm.. This is gonna be great. I was once like Jide, but thank God, am no more stubborn.. Kwantinu

ok bro. I hope i don't disappoint

Chumzypinky:
Hahahahahahahaha. My husband is writing a story oo.
Husband and wife in storywriting. Its really in the family.
Following u my love

nice to have u here my love.. Hope the kids don sleep?

THIS WORK BELONGS to the creativity application of Darous Emmanuel. Please, don't plagiarize it without the Author's permission. Thanx as you adhere strictly to that info.



PROLOGUE.



1. COUNTLESS.


"Please will you stop bothering me and just back off?...". She turned back swiftly with anger written boldly in capital letters on her beautiful oval face.


Jide, (my friend) will not stop bothering this beautiful damsel, we saw at an eatery two hours ago.

We were both sitting down after eating and apparently watching the highlights of the Epl matches that were played the previous weekend on the giant plasma tv hanged at one corner of the resturant.

All of a sudden, Jide's attention was turned to the entrance, and with the familiar expression written on his face, i instantly had a hint of what he was glaring at as I also followed his gaze towards the entrance.

To be sincere, this girl fine pass any natural creature ever created by Gawd, and am not suprised Jide was already drooling all over the table by just staring at her.

Almost all the attention of all the guys, in the eatery are now registered on this beautiful lady.

JIDE, being the, no-dulling type, quickly tapped me and asked me to hurry up with my drinks.

To avoid spoilling the show for him, I hurriedly gulped down the remaining malt in the cup, and asked the waitress to come over. I paid her, and Jide and I both made for the exit.

Once we were outside the resturant premises, Jide said we should wait a bit.

"Darous, abeg, lets wait for that girl".he said, pointing inside towards the direction of the lady.

"why? No tell me say, you wan toast her". I asked with a questioning look.

"no, I no toast her, i wan tidy her, u know me na, i no dey dull this kine parrol na... As i don see her, wen she waka inside, na in my spirit don dey tel me say, 'arise son, here comes your Life partner', so o boy, i no fit dull this one".


"so make i leave am for you be that abi?". I asked again.


"Gawd, na why i like you be that.. U sharp no be small". He replied and playfully chopped knuckle with me.

All this while, the lady was almost through with one of the waiters she was talking with, and immediately she stepped out of the eatery, i instantly knew that she's far too way above our Level.

Talk of her expensive dressing and exquisite taste in fashion, she truly is way above us.

Knowing the type of friend i have, i told him to let us go, and forget the lady.


"ogbeni (guy), make we dey go, u no fit toast this girl".

"why?".He asked in a standard manner.


"you blind ni?" I pointed to the lady. "U no see her taste? See her dressing na, (the lady was now trekking away) thank Gawd self, she don dey go.. So make we dey go before security come pack us put for toilet." I ended and attempted to hold his hand but he disengage himself before I could.


"Darous, leave me jor, if she like make she go enter lagoon, i go follow her." With that, he started running towards the direction the lady was trekking, I had no choice than to follow him.


*****

Soon we caught up with the lady in question and my friend hurriedly approached her. I joined moments later, but leaving some space from them, I stood beside a tree near the road. I could hear everything he was telling her from where I stood.

" i just wanna talk to you bae, nothing much, i just want to know you". Jide replied her, he flashed her his charming dentition, which on a normal day, will have an instant effect on the lady, but with today turning out to be an abnormal one for him, and in contrary, the lady was becoming more irritated with my friends stubbornness.


"You seriously don't need to know any damn thing about me." The lady fired back and anger could be seen warming up on her forehead.

"why?" Jide asked.

"well, as you can see." She raised up her left hand, and waved it at Jide's face. "am already taken." She concluded and turns to go but Jide wasn't ready to have that nonsense.

"wait, pls..." he tried to hold her, but she quickly avoids his snatchy hands, "can i atleast, know your name?". He asked after the lady has stopped.

"No! You cant." She declared firmly.

"why?".

"Nothing, just leave me be."

"okay.." He started rubbing his head slowly and I instantly knew he was trying to come up with another logic to keep the lady from leaving.
"what about your favourite school?..which soup do you like best?"

I couldn't help but laugh at my friend's dumb attempt to stop this frustrated lady from walking away.

"Its obvious that you are the dumbest guy have ever met, and behind that handsome face lies a very dull brain....your mates are getting a sex doll, so just get one and leave me alone." She hisses and started walking away.

I thought that will stop this arsene wenger friend of mine from following her, but I was wrong, because immediately he recovered from the shock of her last words, he started running after the direction she took.

I couldn't help but ask myself: NA BY FORCE?


T.B.C

Viewing this topic: SmartestPopQUEEN(f), Tgold1, Johnflowey1738, PrinceOFprince, and 2 guest

thanks 4 dropping sometin after comment..

Tgold1:
my one and only smartestPopCorn, sorry smartestPopqueen, I am aware of the fact that karma is a b*tch , even death is the sister....


but I have them all under control.


Ehn Ehn, wey that Sango descendant of a boy, palmy wan dey high me o.


start story and make you arrange to female vampire for me for the night, all the Olosho for my area Ni dey arand, dem go do evangelism.

no worry bro. Just sit down and relax. Update is very near..

Tgold1:
I will so bleach life to the extent that it's alter ego (karma) will plead on its behalf, but I'll do same for karma too
....

abeg o.. Hav mercy on Karma o..

SmartestPopQUEEN:
yhu are welcome dear, just start already. Its been long since my last visit to NL.

ok. Right away ma...

Tgold1:
my brother life ain't fair, but I have purchased a bleaching cream. I just hope it works!!!

ahahah.. U wan take craziness to a new level? Chai, u wan bleach life? Life don suffer 4 ur hand o.

Johnflowey1738:
omo the guy try sha
another flow1738 in the making

bro, thanks 4 d comment.. Buh dat person wey u mention na like comparing an I.G of police with a lowly constable like me o.. Anyway, am humbled.

Opeoluwa99:
Theblessedman I'm here o

Always here to support you

Are you in a contract with sango because I find your closeness with him suspicious o
Please small sildren are here o and I'm one of them o

ah.. My dearest sweet sister.. Thats why i always masturbate at ur sight.. Thanx 4 showin ur beautiful face

SmartestPopQUEEN:
i wonder what kinda story yhu've gat here Mr, because this intro alone is so grossly hilarious. But yhu've gat ma attention Mr. Go ahead.

ah... My dearest sister, its an honour to have u on this humble thread of mine. I reali app it dear.