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Baby u ar awesome.... |
LarrySun:lolz... U are pardoned sir... |
Horlorlardaey:present!..... Wetin dey sup 4 here? |
NA wa ooooo..... Wen hunger dey kill people for street... NA marriage concern u NA for here.... Abeg who know wia I fit buy 1 bag of rice for 5000naira Jare.... I wan do party. Dis satday... If I no see rice buy... Make everybody forget say I get partY ooo.... |
All we just need to do t get. Rid of all dis hypocritic leaders is just to send general shekau all dia real and present addresses.... Let him eradicate our oppressors once and for all..... Abeg.... Stop wasting ur precious hard, Earned mb on meaningless stuffs... U can make enough money online every month by simply following the link on my signature... U wount regret it guys.... Team hero. |
Lionel Messi opens massive lead over Cristiano Ronaldo in Ballon d’Or voting BY LHINO VIKTOR · OCTOBER 25, 2016 The 30-man shortlist for the Ballon d’Or has been announced by France Football. While some players felt disappointed not to make the cut, others were really fulfilled. But in the end it would come down to just three final candidates. The last three is very likely to be Messi, Ronaldo and any another player. We all know the race would be down to just Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Mesi. And the fans of both players have strong arguments while either Leo or Ronaldo should win it. However, the organizers of the award France Football have done an online survey. Over 50,00 votes were casts and it shows Messi taking an astronomical lead over Ronaldo. The Argentine gathered a massive 60% while the Portuguese had only 13%. Representing the Premier League was Mahrez who had 7% of the votes. However, Ronaldo fans need not panic as voting is done by journalist from around the world. Note that the survey included all the 30 players shortlisted. Lalasticala.... Fp things... So that football fans can be aware...
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Thank God.. I no even attend Primary sch atall... |
Mrlemuel:ah.......... U. And I never b partner for hell...... Hell don dey suffer already,,,,,,,,, wetin u and I go do for hell go suprise Satan himself.........we go just lure d bastard enter d deepest part of hell by telling him dat d fire in dat area has died down.... We go just abandon dat shekau papa dia wit d excuse dat we want to go and get more fuel frm NNPC...... After reaching d gate, we go cum pik race, close d door.... Am sure d people in hell will feel more at home once dey see dia father with dem,............ |
Mrlemuel:ahaha..... Dose guys wey u dey scout for Satan too expensive NA...... Pogba is too costly.... Do u tink Satan go fit afford his weekly wages? Dis tym around wey Satan self don broke pas Tgold's grandpa.... U no knw say people wey dey do ritual gan self don dey broke?..... Abeg....... NA u go fit do dat work ooooo..... |
Mrlemuel:naso Jare my broda........ That's how dia jumong go go dey show face for Nija movie..... Who call am here self....... Mumuic mumu |
makelove2m:I will rather use my hard earned mb to download fat peoples porn Dan waste it while replying an adultic idiot like u......... U need to even show me ur certificate in foolishness b4 I can even contemplate on calling u one......... |
I can see dat my babe is really talented........ Dis is one of d best ever stories on Nl..... Pamelb... U are quite amazing.... And am glad to announce silently to u dat.... U av been successfully admitted into my life as a life partner...... Am truly mesmerized by ur level of knowledge...... U are truly gud.......I will b bak again to commence d reading...... For now...... Baby.... U are truly endowed.......thousand. Muah's for u........ |
Mrlemuel:no be only A-MEN........ U no lyk. A-WOMEN........ See u..... If it remain one day make u become d next teacher to tutor my pikins........ NA dat one day Jesus go vex show face for dis world...... Gbagaun.... Rapture done take place.... Me and my pikins go go pursue d people wey don dey rest for bossom of Abraham since 1960....... So..... Its now left to u to find ur way to becoming d next black man to be d gate keeper of hell.......... A place I knw u are very determined to get to........ By fire or by force |
makelove2m:and see d adult dats suppose to av retired frm playing football, wey still dey claim under 17 for street football...... Abeg park well oooo |
ROYH:[b] hmmmmmmmmm............ Dis one NA real palaver ooooooo......... NA dis kind issue dey cos trouble for National Assembly......... My guy........ Rohy...... U really need to up ur game here oooooo...... If u no fine be4..... Make sure u start using expensive bleaching creams.......... If ur head NA bald one b4..... U need to do plastic hair surgery...... Infact... If u no get money b4... U need to get money by fire by force..... Either by robbing or by ritual...... So dat..... Come December........ U go get upper hand to make her urs..... Dats option one...... Second option is........ If ur frnd is matured enough..... Its a tin u can call him down..... Get him his favourite drink.... After he has relaxed..... Try and find out frm him... Is he after d lady for lust or love... If its d latter, make him realize dat.... U also hav d same feelings for her... And dat u are ready to do anytin to woo d girl to ur side... Tell him dat u want u and him to settle dis amicably.... Without havin to burn filling stations... Just because u both want d same girl.... If after telling him all dis and he,s still proving to b d Nigerian pharaoh... Den dat brings u back to Option one above.... SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.. But if unfortunately for him and fortunately for u... He says he's after her for lustful purposes?. Den no one will blame u if u use ur all ur dads pension money to buy a gun and u decided to kill him.... Be rest assured...... TEAM HERO WILL BE WILLING TO HELP U ON DIS ONE.... So wic Eva way d conversation turns out to be....... It all depends on how maturely u handle d situation..... ROHY....... I want to be among ur men in suit come next year after I believe u wud av successfully won d girl....... And if none of u IDIOTS is capable of marrying her.... Den u can send me her phone number..... Make I toast her for u...... Be well brother...... [/b] |
fiyah:u seriously dnt av to worry abt dat dear..... Wat I suggest u start figuring out is how to tell us wu d father is oooooooooo |
AND HERE goes the Sequel to SILENT SEDUCTION.. 34th of Oct in the year 19something.. (the Matrimonial Pastor was saying) Pastor - as we are gathered here today, to witness the Wedding inauguration of FIYAH nd Tgold1, if there is anyone or anybody here, that have a reason why I Prof, Engineer, Pilot, and F9 specialist, Mrlemuel, should not corronate this Beautiful lady and his Ugly beast Fiance as husband and wife should rise up now and talk or remain Sile.....nt (he was still saying, when over half of d congregation rose up and started murmuring loudly..)(one of the standing congregation walks over to Fiyah and starts talking loudly) Man : (speaking in megabite sucking tone) u tink say we no fit find u? Eh? U tink u can get away with wat u did? Laelae... We av spent more dan 50years luking for u evrywia.. In d sea, in d Land... Even we av to kill Yorhmienerd, so dat he can help us search 4 u in HELL, bt he came back in a Skeletal form with Empty hand.. We don catch u today.. U no fit run anymore... Fiyah - (with a 'shey na garri we go drink again look) Buh... Buh... Who are u guys? Do i knw u?... Where and how did I offend u guys? Pls (someone or sumting dat luks like a Skeleton moves forward nd starts talking) Skeleton - u even get mouth to dey speak fluent English, wen my own tongue stil dey burn 4 hell? Wetin dey do u? I fit slap ur tongue make ur head spin like a rolling fan... I was sent to hell 4 notin... It was as if Satan don mean me b4 ni... D torture wey i suffer dia no b small tin.. U cum dey here dey do weldering? Eh? U go hear am today.. Fiyah - (still looking confused) But Pls... Let some..one.. ROHY - one more fluent english 4 ur mouth, and i go burst ur head... U no remember us again abi? Eh? Ah... Nt so fast... Ok... Make i tell u... We are the Over 300 thousand Viewers nd readers of Silent Seduction... Fiyah - ( mouth agape) ah! Rohy - yes... Na we... Na us.... Be diz Fiyah - buh, wetin i do u guys na? Y today? Rohy - so u sabi speak pidgin b4? Ok... U wan knw wetin u do? Eh? (turns to the other Nairalanders) Make i tel her? All of dem - (in one hypo voice) Yes!!! Rohy - ok... Why u no finish d story na? Why u start wetin u no fit finish? Eh? Why u no show us Tori nd Jo papa? Since all diz years... We don dey try reason who dia papa go be, bt we no fit knw am... U cum talk say make anoda person continue ur Sequel? Wic kind sequel? Its like asking Mark angel to spell Crocodile... Its unfair na! Fiyah - (with a sober look) I dnt knw how to begin to start begging u guys... Pls... Consider me... I will tel u wu d father is... Only if u let us continue diz wedding.. Pls guys... (in a pleading tone) Missuniverse - ok. Guys lets go... U av till d ending of diz month to tell us! Or else..... Its This Ugly beast of a Man dat u want to Marry dat wil pay heavily for it... (hisses and walks away) Theblessedman - ok guys... Lets go... Lets give her d benefit of her story.... (turns to Fiyah) u knw i once Masturbated because of u... Pls dnt let me regret eva doing dat... Bye... (all walks bak to dia seat and d wedding resumes... ) so fiyah.... Dnt keep us waiting for too long., we need to knw wu d father is.. ASAP.... Bye.. [size=30pt] TEAM HERO... Weldone guys...[/size] Fiyah has been Amazing... ![]() |
Mrlemuel:boss, I sight u Jare.... Thanks for rescuing a team mate....... |
Must I masturbate after reading ur stories? Eh? MR Larrysun? Especially, during diz recessive periods at work?... If my oga catch me masturbating behind my desk at dis working hour, Well, na ur fault o.. |
Time to tell us or share with us, some of the funniest nicknames we gave our teachers when we are still in (especially secondary) school..... Some teachers are nicknamed through their strictness and disciplinary way of life..... While some are nicknamed through their common use of phrase or mode of dressing.... So pls share with us.... The funniest name a teacher was called when you were in school.... And state also the cause of that NICK.... Here is mine.... Aayan(cockroach) je(chop) ori (head).... He got that nick cos of his always bald head.... Lalasticala where are you? |
May God bless and endowed the English Teacher of Patience Jonathan with more brains in Jesus name....... Say amen sharp sharp, if u dnt want d same teacher for ur child....... |
if a whole dangote can say datt......... Then am also saying that if I want to come back to dis world and God included dis recessive Nigeria among my designated option. I will also humbly tell God dat am not intrested....... Being d devils right hand man is presently better Dan being a Nigerian....... |
jairusben:u think diz is a lie dude? I swear, dats notin buh d truth... And if u ar stil nt convinced, then, i dnt knw what else might b truth.. |
[size=40pt]W[/size] [b]hat brought about this topic is a recent incidence that occurred to a younger friend of mine.. He's been in the act of extorting huge sum of money from his Poor and widowed mother.. He told his mum that he's been admitted into NOUN, by producing some documents to back up his claim. His ignorant mum struggled to get the admission fee and other important levy he claimed he wanted to pay. It was after a recent fight that ensued between him and his gf, that we get to know that, he's been a fluked NOUNITE after the lady accidentally(maybe) voiced everything out. His mum, after finding out have sworn to disown him and since then, he's been staying with me, and gradually becoming a Nuiscance Liability. Buh we, his friend have concluded that, we need to help him get back with his Widowed MUM. Now my question is, is it the right thing to do? For us to wanna help him?. And also, What do you guys think is probably going to become the fate of this guy and most Students that engagged in this cruel act of Extorting money from their uneducated or educated parents? [/b] |
fikfaknuel:am i dreaming? My name getting mentioned alongside the great writers of this forum... Wow! Thats definitely enough evidence 4 me, to know that am going to make Heaven.. Am humbled o... Lets embark on this jolly ride... Shall we? [size=30pt] TEAM HERO on BOARD.. [/size] |
PamelB My sweetheart... Am just half way into diz great piece of urz...and I must say u ar really a genius.... I love u dearly |
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