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Romance › Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by TheBlessedMAN: 9:04am On Nov 02, 2016
Baby u ar awesome....
Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 9:01am On Nov 02, 2016
LarrySun:
I'm so sorry for causing you to assault your trousers at work hours.
lolz... U are pardoned sir...
Literature › Re: {Nairaland's Closet Of Secrets}: #NlWriters. by TheBlessedMAN: 7:44pm On Oct 31, 2016
Horlorlardaey:
lemme comman mark register
Kongru, Ikigia, Princelegacylehoma, AyamConfidence, Royalkeed, Ashatoda, Vaxt, Stevostical, Kingphilip, Cho25bc Mrlemuel, FlordFlorex, ritababe, TheBlessedMAN, SmartestPopQUEEN
present!..... Wetin dey sup 4 here?
Family › Re: Should I End The The Relationship? by TheBlessedMAN: 10:33pm On Oct 27, 2016
NA wa ooooo..... Wen hunger dey kill people for street... NA marriage concern u NA for here.... Abeg who know wia I fit buy 1 bag of rice for 5000naira Jare.... I wan do party. Dis satday... If I no see rice buy... Make everybody forget say I get partY ooo....
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Blasts Goodluck Jonathan, Calls Him A "slowpoke" Over Dasuki Talk by TheBlessedMAN: 1:02pm On Oct 25, 2016
All we just need to do t get. Rid of all dis hypocritic leaders is just to send general shekau all dia real and present addresses.... Let him eradicate our oppressors once and for all.....



Abeg.... Stop wasting ur precious hard, Earned mb on meaningless stuffs... U can make enough money online every month by simply following the link on my signature... U wount regret it guys....


Team hero.
Sports › Leonel Messi Takes Edge Over C.ronaldo In Latest Balon'dor Vote by TheBlessedMAN(op): 12:51pm On Oct 25, 2016
Lionel Messi opens massive lead over
Cristiano Ronaldo in Ballon d’Or voting
BY LHINO VIKTOR
· OCTOBER 25, 2016
The 30-man shortlist for the Ballon d’Or has
been announced by France Football.
While some players felt disappointed not to
make the cut, others were really fulfilled.

But in the end it would come down to just three
final candidates.
The last three is very likely to be Messi, Ronaldo
and any another player. We all know the race
would be down to just Cristiano Ronaldo and
Lionel Mesi.
And the fans of both players have strong
arguments while either Leo or Ronaldo should
win it.
However, the organizers of the award France
Football have done an online survey.
Over 50,00 votes were casts and it shows Messi
taking an astronomical lead over Ronaldo.
The Argentine gathered a massive 60% while the
Portuguese had only 13%.
Representing the Premier League was Mahrez
who had 7% of the votes. However, Ronaldo fans
need not panic as voting is done by journalist
from around the world.

Note that the survey included all the 30 players
shortlisted.




Lalasticala.... Fp things... So that football fans can be aware...

Education › Re: How Many Of These Primary 4 Questions Will You Be Able To Answer?(pics) by TheBlessedMAN: 3:11pm On Oct 24, 2016
Thank God.. I no even attend Primary sch atall...
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 8:35pm On Oct 13, 2016
Mrlemuel:
Lol, I Remembered When Mr Gbadebo Money Making Machine(ritual being that vomits money in nollywood movie) Dy Vomit 5 Naira Instead Of 500 Naira, Him Ask. "what is d meaning of this? baba said u r to be vomittin 500 naira", the MMM replied "wo, recession don reach the world beyound, na only diz one i fit dey give u, if u no lyk am, troway, mtchew, lazy oloshi man".
even if I wan take d gatekepa job, me, I get my own T and C's Oh.
1. Mr Lucifer Must Pay Me A Total Of 6 Million GBP Per hour spent manning the gate.
2. After my existence on earth is no longer needed, A.C. must be installed in every single parts of hell.
3. You(blessedman) go be my 2nd in command
ah.......... U. And I never b partner for hell...... Hell don dey suffer already,,,,,,,,, wetin u and I go do for hell go suprise Satan himself.........we go just lure d bastard enter d deepest part of hell by telling him dat d fire in dat area has died down.... We go just abandon dat shekau papa dia wit d excuse dat we want to go and get more fuel frm NNPC...... After reaching d gate, we go cum pik race, close d door.... Am sure d people in hell will feel more at home once dey see dia father with dem,............
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 5:35pm On Oct 13, 2016
Mrlemuel:
Mehn! U Don Dy Smoke Expired Adulterated Weed Oh! Me, Gateman Of Hell Ke? I Reject Am, Better Go Call Pogba Or Balotelli To Take Dat Role, Cos D Role No Fit Me Atall Atall, Me Be Jah's Boy, Even Angel Gabriel Na My Elder Brother, I Go Just Call Am Say Make Him Make Me D Head Teacher Of Heavenly Kingdom Group Of Schools, Na There I Go Employ Patience To Teach Ur Pikins English, And Shekau Go Teach Them English, And Urs faithfully Go Teach them Physics
ahaha..... Dose guys wey u dey scout for Satan too expensive NA...... Pogba is too costly.... Do u tink Satan go fit afford his weekly wages? Dis tym around wey Satan self don broke pas Tgold's grandpa.... U no knw say people wey dey do ritual gan self don dey broke?..... Abeg....... NA u go fit do dat work ooooo.....
Nairaland General › Re: My Complicated Love Life (opinion Needed) by TheBlessedMAN: 5:27pm On Oct 13, 2016
Mrlemuel:
Nna Mehn! See How U Just Finish D Guy Pata Pata... Na So Them Go Dey Talk.. Maybe He Was Actually Breast-feeded With Pig's Milk... Hence The Gbegborunish Attitude.
naso Jare my broda........ That's how dia jumong go go dey show face for Nija movie..... Who call am here self....... Mumuic mumu
Nairaland General › Re: My Complicated Love Life (opinion Needed) by TheBlessedMAN: 5:17pm On Oct 13, 2016
makelove2m:
.............Some children were breast feeds with cow milk and they grew up to behave like one
I will rather use my hard earned mb to download fat peoples porn Dan waste it while replying an adultic idiot like u......... U need to even show me ur certificate in foolishness b4 I can even contemplate on calling u one.........
Romance › Re: Valley Of The Shadow Of Love. by TheBlessedMAN: 3:38pm On Oct 13, 2016
I can see dat my babe is really talented........ Dis is one of d best ever stories on Nl..... Pamelb... U are quite amazing.... And am glad to announce silently to u dat.... U av been successfully admitted into my life as a life partner...... Am truly mesmerized by ur level of knowledge...... U are truly gud.......I will b bak again to commence d reading...... For now...... Baby.... U are truly endowed.......thousand. Muah's for u........
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 3:24pm On Oct 13, 2016
Mrlemuel:
Thank God No One Was At Home While I Was Reading This...
So Na Me Be F9 Specialist?(hope u meant f9 raptor specialist?) Oya Clap 4 Urself, Na Me Go Teach All Ur Children Mechanical And Aeronautical Engineerin, Beta Say Amen O.
I Blame BuharI.
no be only A-MEN........ U no lyk. A-WOMEN........ See u..... If it remain one day make u become d next teacher to tutor my pikins........ NA dat one day Jesus go vex show face for dis world...... Gbagaun.... Rapture done take place.... Me and my pikins go go pursue d people wey don dey rest for bossom of Abraham since 1960.......

So..... Its now left to u to find ur way to becoming d next black man to be d gate keeper of hell.......... A place I knw u are very determined to get to........ By fire or by force
Nairaland General › Re: My Complicated Love Life (opinion Needed) by TheBlessedMAN: 3:15pm On Oct 13, 2016
makelove2m:
Children everywhere...................... talking about how you will use someone daughter as football
and see d adult dats suppose to av retired frm playing football, wey still dey claim under 17 for street football...... Abeg park well oooo
Nairaland General › Re: My Complicated Love Life (opinion Needed) by TheBlessedMAN: 3:08pm On Oct 13, 2016
ROYH:
In Year 2012, I Wooed A Certain School Mate Of Mine And Yes, She Accepted (On Phone)...
And Even Though She Did, The Tension Of Getting Caught About Dating Your School/Classmate Made Me Never For Once Confronted Her About OUR RELATIONSHIP Meanwhile, We Do Talk On General Discussions, School Life And All BUT Not On OUR RELATIONSHIP..
In 2013, A Friend Of Mine Told Me About His Crush/Feelings On This Same Lady, Told Him That I HAD ALREADY TOASTED HER AND SHE ACCEPTED, BUT YOU CAN TRY
After About His Revealation (MY FRIEND) ,I Maintained A Distance Relatiöship With Her (THE GIRL) Hoping That She Might Have Feelings For Him Also And Because Of ME, She Might Not Accepted.
Fastforwarded To 2016, Sep, We Met Each Other (Me And The GIRL) And We Got Talking, We Talked On Everything, Ranging From Our Schooling Days Then, Life, Future Ambition And Yes RELATIONSHIP..
She Shared Her Past Experience Relationship Matters With Me And That When When She Herself Told Me That My Friend (Her Crush) Only Proposed To Her On The Day We Graduated From School, Didn't Accepted Because She Told Him That "Didn't He Knew That Me And Her Was Dating Already" And All.
Inshort, I Decided To Persuaded Her On His (OUR FRIEND) Behalf..
I Started As I Determined And She Told Me She Cant Date Him, That She Only Like Him As A Friend And The Likeness Didnt Go Beyond That. (He Has Been Friendzone).
I Kept Trying You Know, May Be She May Rethink And Consider, But NONE Of My Persuadtion Yield Positive Result , It Was During That Time She Told Me That, What I'm Asking On Behalf Of My Friend Is Not Meant For Him Rather, Its For Me That [b]I Will Be The First Guy She Ever Love[b].
I Was Dumstrucked And After Several Talks On Our Own Issue, We Decided To Start Dating Again (Re-Union)...
On Getting Home From That Town Me And Her Met Each Other, I Narrated Everything To My Friend (Her Crush) Because When I Was Still There, I Had Already Gave Him A Called That We Had To Talk Concerning THE GIRL.
So, I Told Him Everything She Told Me Even The Likeness Meant For Him While Love For Me grin
He Told Me That He Can Step Down For Me Since I Had Already Told Him That I Had Toasted Her And She Had Accepted Already When We Were In School BUT He Really Like The GIRL And Since She Will Be Coming Home In December, She And Him Will Come To My Place And I Will Help Him In Persuading Again (His Statement Made Me Swallowed My Real Intension Of Inviting Him) That Me And Her Have Started Dating.


Now, What Should I Do Concerning Him, She And Me On The D Day In December 31st 2016??

Theblessedman, mrlemuel, tgold1, smartestpopqueen and other nairalander, come share UNA opinion O, Any Question Asked Will Be Truthfully Answer By Me

*IN DILEMA*
[b] hmmmmmmmmm............ Dis one NA real palaver ooooooo......... NA dis kind issue dey cos trouble for National Assembly......... My guy........ Rohy...... U really need to up ur game here oooooo...... If u no fine be4..... Make sure u start using expensive bleaching creams.......... If ur head NA bald one b4..... U need to do plastic hair surgery...... Infact... If u no get money b4... U need to get money by fire by force..... Either by robbing or by ritual......

So dat..... Come December........ U go get upper hand to make her urs.....


Dats option one......



Second option is........


If ur frnd is matured enough..... Its a tin u can call him down..... Get him his favourite drink.... After he has relaxed..... Try and find out frm him... Is he after d lady for lust or love... If its d latter, make him realize dat.... U also hav d same feelings for her... And dat u are ready to do anytin to woo d girl to ur side... Tell him dat u want u and him to settle dis amicably.... Without havin to burn filling stations... Just because u both want d same girl....

If after telling him all dis and he,s still proving to b d Nigerian pharaoh... Den dat brings u back to Option one above.... SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST..

But if unfortunately for him and fortunately for u... He says he's after her for lustful purposes?.

Den no one will blame u if u use ur all ur dads pension money to buy a gun and u decided to kill him.... Be rest assured...... TEAM HERO WILL BE WILLING TO HELP U ON DIS ONE....


So wic Eva way d conversation turns out to be....... It all depends on how maturely u handle d situation.....


ROHY....... I want to be among ur men in suit come next year after I believe u wud av successfully won d girl....... And if none of u IDIOTS is capable of marrying her.... Den u can send me her phone number..... Make I toast her for u......



Be well brother...... [/b]
Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN: 7:48am On Oct 13, 2016
fiyah:
LOL...


Please whose brother is this?
u seriously dnt av to worry abt dat dear..... Wat I suggest u start figuring out is how to tell us wu d father is oooooooooo
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Literature › Re: Silent Seduction by TheBlessedMAN:
AND HERE goes the Sequel to SILENT SEDUCTION..



34th of Oct in the year 19something..

(the Matrimonial Pastor was saying)

Pastor - as we are gathered here today, to witness the Wedding inauguration grin of FIYAH nd Tgold1, if there is anyone or anybody here, that have a reason why I Prof, Engineer, Pilot, and F9 specialist, Mrlemuel, should not corronate this Beautiful lady and his Ugly beast Fiance as husband and wife should rise up now and talk or remain Sile.....nt (he was still saying, when over half of d congregation rose up and started murmuring loudly..)

(one of the standing congregation walks over to Fiyah and starts talking loudly)

Man : (speaking in megabite sucking tone) u tink say we no fit find u? Eh? U tink u can get away with wat u did? Laelae... We av spent more dan 50years luking for u evrywia.. In d sea, in d Land... Even we av to kill Yorhmienerd, so dat he can help us search 4 u in HELL, bt he came back in a Skeletal form with Empty hand..

We don catch u today.. U no fit run anymore...


Fiyah - (with a 'shey na garri we go drink again look) Buh... Buh... Who are u guys? Do i knw u?... Where and how did I offend u guys? Pls


(someone or sumting dat luks like a Skeleton moves forward nd starts talking)

Skeleton - u even get mouth to dey speak fluent English, wen my own tongue stil dey burn 4 hell? Wetin dey do u? I fit slap ur tongue make ur head spin like a rolling fan...

I was sent to hell 4 notin... It was as if Satan don mean me b4 ni... D torture wey i suffer dia no b small tin.. U cum dey here dey do weldering? Eh? U go hear am today..


Fiyah - (still looking confused) But Pls... Let some..one..


ROHY - one more fluent english 4 ur mouth, and i go burst ur head... U no remember us again abi? Eh? Ah... Nt so fast... Ok... Make i tell u... We are the Over 300 thousand Viewers nd readers of Silent Seduction...


Fiyah - ( mouth agape) ah!


Rohy - yes... Na we... Na us.... Be diz


Fiyah - buh, wetin i do u guys na? Y today?


Rohy - so u sabi speak pidgin b4? Ok... U wan knw wetin u do? Eh? (turns to the other Nairalanders) Make i tel her?


All of dem - (in one hypo voice) Yes!!!


Rohy - ok... Why u no finish d story na? Why u start wetin u no fit finish? Eh? Why u no show us Tori nd Jo papa? Since all diz years... We don dey try reason who dia papa go be, bt we no fit knw am... U cum talk say make anoda person continue ur Sequel? Wic kind sequel? Its like asking Mark angel to spell Crocodile... Its unfair na!



Fiyah - (with a sober look) I dnt knw how to begin to start begging u guys... Pls... Consider me... I will tel u wu d father is... Only if u let us continue diz wedding.. Pls guys...
(in a pleading tone)


Missuniverse - ok. Guys lets go... U av till d ending of diz month to tell us! Or else..... Its This Ugly beast of a Man dat u want to Marry dat wil pay heavily for it... (hisses and walks away)


Theblessedman - ok guys... Lets go... Lets give her d benefit of her story.... (turns to Fiyah) u knw i once Masturbated because of u... Pls dnt let me regret eva doing dat... Bye... (all walks bak to dia seat and d wedding resumes... )


so fiyah.... Dnt keep us waiting for too long., we need to knw wu d father is.. ASAP.... Bye..

[size=30pt] TEAM HERO... Weldone guys...[/size] Fiyah has been Amazing... grin grin
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Education › Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by TheBlessedMAN(op): 4:25pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mrlemuel:
And Where Is Ur Own Useful Thread? Na So Una Go Dey Comment Where Them No Call Una... Ewu.
boss, I sight u Jare.... Thanks for rescuing a team mate.......
Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 12:35pm On Oct 06, 2016
Must I masturbate after reading ur stories? Eh? MR Larrysun? Especially, during diz recessive periods at work?... If my oga catch me masturbating behind my desk at dis working hour, Well, na ur fault o..
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Education › Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by TheBlessedMAN(op): 1:11am On Oct 06, 2016
Time to tell us or share with us, some of the funniest nicknames we gave our teachers when we are still in (especially secondary) school.....

Some teachers are nicknamed through their strictness and disciplinary way of life.....

While some are nicknamed through their common use of phrase or mode of dressing....


So pls share with us.... The funniest name a teacher was called when you were in school.... And state also the cause of that NICK....



Here is mine.... Aayan(cockroach) je(chop) ori (head).... He got that nick cos of his always bald head.... grin




Lalasticala where are you?
Education › Re: World Teachers' Day: Why The Worth Of The Teaching Profession Depreciates by TheBlessedMAN: 7:20am On Oct 05, 2016
May God bless and endowed the English Teacher of Patience Jonathan with more brains in Jesus name....... Say amen sharp sharp, if u dnt want d same teacher for ur child.......
Business › Re: Dangote: Even If FG Wants To Sell NLNG On Credit, I Am Not Interested by TheBlessedMAN:
if a whole dangote can say datt.........

Then am also saying that if I want to come back to dis world and God included dis recessive Nigeria among my designated option. I will also humbly tell God dat am not intrested....... Being d devils right hand man is presently better Dan being a Nigerian.......
Education › Re: Parental Extortion... by TheBlessedMAN(op): 6:33am On Sep 29, 2016
jairusben:
u strategise and construct d lie wella..99.8% of all nigerian student did it.except doz wey papa or mama na lecturers
u think diz is a lie dude? I swear, dats notin buh d truth... And if u ar stil nt convinced, then, i dnt knw what else might b truth..
Education › Parental Extortion... by TheBlessedMAN(op): 11:05pm On Sep 28, 2016
[size=40pt]W[/size] [b]hat brought about this topic is a recent incidence that occurred to a younger friend of mine.. He's been in the act of extorting huge sum of money from his Poor and widowed mother..

He told his mum that he's been admitted into NOUN, by producing some documents to back up his claim. His ignorant mum struggled to get the admission fee and other important levy he claimed he wanted to pay.

It was after a recent fight that ensued between him and his gf, that we get to know that, he's been a fluked NOUNITE after the lady accidentally(maybe) voiced everything out.

His mum, after finding out have sworn to disown him and since then, he's been staying with me, and gradually becoming a Nuiscance Liability.

Buh we, his friend have concluded that, we need to help him get back with his Widowed MUM.

Now my question is, is it the right thing to do? For us to wanna help him?. And also, What do you guys think is probably going to become the fate of this guy and most Students that engagged in this cruel act of Extorting money from their uneducated or educated parents? [/b]
Literature › Re: A Tint Of White In The Dark [an Anthology Of Happy And Sad Short Stories] by TheBlessedMAN: 6:59pm On Sep 25, 2016
fikfaknuel:
oya make I call my people dem *claps* help me to welcome these highly important personalities
Kazuna
Tgold1
TheBlessedMAN
SmartestPopQueen
Veekid
ROYH
mhiz
Bibijay123
OlufemiWhit
Olatex25
Yorhmienerd
RoastedCorn
Tiny23
Ranchhoddas
Latbas
Smart2precise
Sinite93
ruggedadventure
motion78
Elsomm
Jellybabee
Witty98
Fiyah
Bellville
Jaynewrite
Akposb
Gofwane
Ozila
FxHouse
Kogiguy
ritababe
Mizquote
tooblessed123
Missmossy
Ulu45
LordofSamosa
Eze2000
AudreyTimms
Ladywriter
Kingdave30
LarrySun (my mentor)
am i dreaming? My name getting mentioned alongside the great writers of this forum... Wow! Thats definitely enough evidence 4 me, to know that am going to make Heaven..

Am humbled o... Lets embark on this jolly ride... Shall we?


[size=30pt] TEAM HERO on BOARD.. [/size]
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Literature › Re: Alone.. by TheBlessedMAN: 12:39pm On Sep 25, 2016
PamelB My sweetheart... Am just half way into diz great piece of urz...and I must say u ar really a genius.... I love u dearly

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