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Romance › Re: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:54am On Feb 14, 2017
osilovesarsenal:
#500 souya wrapped double with newspaper and the gift paper then look for spar or shoprite paper bag to baggage it she go like am
as nice as ur advice sounds... I wud av lovely stick to it... Buh unfortunately, my gf is a vegetarian...
Romance › Re: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:52am On Feb 14, 2017
NLSniper:
Use the N500 Buy recharge card, send It to me. I will call you and advice you.
ok, i wil get u a 200naira credit.. Just so u knw, the last time sumone used dat trick on me... His club ended up not winning a single trophy in ten seasons...
Romance › Re: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 8:49am On Feb 14, 2017
harrowmykel:
3 bags of pure water...
3bags of pure water? U knw how much that wil cost me? Almost 450... I wil b left wit 50naira... What wil dat buy? Funny u
Romance › Re: What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 12:47am On Feb 14, 2017
AudreyTimms(f), Lolly02(f), Roseygold(f), Ashiat39(f), rachealfst(f), bellefidel(f), Percentile, ritvin(f), LeMubs(f), mhiz(f), yorhmienerd(m), Opeoluwa99(f), missuniverse(f), PamelB(f), fiyah(f), ROYH, PrinceOFprince(m), Mrlemuel(m), ewawumi(f), KINGinVAHALA, SmartestPopQUEEN(f) AudreyTimms(f), Lolly02(f), Roseygold(f), Ashiat39(f), rachealfst(f), bellefidel(f), Percentile, ritvin(f), LeMubs(f), mhiz(f), yorhmienerd(m), Opeoluwa99(f), missuniverse(f), PamelB(f), fiyah(f), ROYH, PrinceOFprince(m), Mrlemuel(m), ewawumi(f), KINGinVAHALA, SmartestPopQUEEN(f) ...

Pls guys help me out..
Romance › What Can N500 Buy As Val Gift For My Girlfriend? [pls Advice] by TheBlessedMAN(op): 12:45am On Feb 14, 2017
Due to the Economy recession, i am damn broke.. Unlike previous Valentines that i use to take my gf to exortic places... This time around, i can't afford that luxury, cos as am typing this Message, i have just #500 with me.. And i really want to buy something for my Gf as a Vals gift..


Advice= pls what can i buy? Pls o...
Literature › Re: Red Ashes by TheBlessedMAN: 12:37am On Feb 14, 2017
Tgold1:
Same to you. Its Tgold1 Not tgold.....

Make I no just quote that funnyfarian....
chai.. People get wahala o... Under diz recession, wey i never knw i go tey spend d 500naira wey dey my hand 4 my gf as vals gift, u stil get time to dey do correction of ur name?.... Na wa o... If u like cal urzlf Tsilver or Tbronze, everytin na MEDAL....
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Literature › Re: Red Ashes by TheBlessedMAN:
Wow! This is absolute pure piece of a geniuslistic mind... Chumzypinky.. Baby.. After me na u o.. Follow by anybody, that wants to join...


I must tel u, i started reading diz masterclass less dan 72hrs ago.. And av been really glued to my S7/nokia2700 and Lenovo A850..


Infact the last time i remember having a genius mind was when i collected my Ss2 result that boast of two D7 and 8 'F's that are Kissing '9'.. My sister.. U are exactly like dat ss2 version of me..



KAINENE' my preBEST character so far(though with some nasty behaviours), i like her anyway.. She just reminded me of Guem JAN Di of Boys b4 Flowers..


NATHAN'.. My Best character by miles... He reminds me of Nikklaus of the Vampire dairies and Gu jun pyo of Boys b4 flowers.. I love Casanova guys like them.. Infact, i dnt mind being a Gay.. Just 4 them..



CHUCKS.. The Bastard son of Lucifer.. The only candidate of Hell so far... Reminds me of Mio frm HER MOTHERS DAUGHTER.. Nothing much to say abt dat absolute and diabolic fool...


JOLADE'.. Reminds me of My 1st gf.. Ladies needs to learn from this character... Girls of now adays are in pain and agony, just because they wil do anytin to marry that HEdiot that doesn't deserve a single strand of hair on their head... Ladies pls learn, b4 ur Nigeria votes 4 Buhari again..



AMEN'.. The cunning incèstuos niggar of d story.. Reminds me of Nicholas Smith, of HERO by SmartestPOPQUEEN.. Came late into d story, but still stole the Headlines... Its gud to be bad sumtimes..


KAMSY'.. My favourite character.. I added her to my wishlist d moment she made me remember MELISSA.. If u don't knw how it feels to b left at d altar.. Pls try watching MELISSA 1-4..



CHIOMA.'.. May her stingy Soul and Pvssy rest in peace.. The architect of her own death.. Ordinary Pvssy, u no fit share? Ah.. Ladies can b stingy with that Open GATE they cal Vgina.


CHUMZYPINKY...= The Pen mistress, thats been ditching out punishment to whom ever she feels like hurting.. 'KILLED chioma.. 'made Nathan looked like a bad guy.. 'Raped Jolade.. 'Gave Kainene a Razor like Mouth thats costing her her happiness.. 'GAVE Mabel Amnessia..

'gave Chucks a Hungry man's dìck..

'abandoned Kamsy at d altar...

And lastly, sent Rice from 8,000naira to 20k..



Well... Despite all these... U are stil among my best writers of Nl.. And i promise u... Am very serious.. Nd i Mean it, just want to promise u dat, i wont tell, ur readers that u are my Ex Gf...


And have gat a question 4 u..



How can a dead character Narrates her life experience? E.g Chioma nd any other character u stil going to kill? Pls ans me..



To my fellow HERO mates... Tgold1, Rohy, and Mrlemuel, i wish u a Recessive Valentine celebration in Advance..



TEAM HERO..
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Literature › Re: Red Ashes by TheBlessedMAN: 2:03am On Feb 13, 2017
Hmmm....
Literature › Re: Silhouette; A Short Story by TheBlessedMAN: 10:03pm On Feb 09, 2017
Opeoluwa99:
Aunty fiyah we'll support you to the end
TheBlessedMAN you're so on point with those facts
If e no be aunty fiyah it can't be aunty fiyah o cheesy
na xo aunty fiyah dey do na...


It won't b an Aunty Fiyah story, if person never faint from suspense..


It won't b an Aunty fiyah story, if 2 pages never full without a single update..


It won't b an Aunty Fiyah story, if person never borrow credit from mtn just to b able to buy data to do her normal story's ritual."REFRESHING" every secs..


But lets nt take anytin frm this Aunty fiyah of ours.. She also get sense die..


It also won't be An Aunty Fiyah's story, if u read an Update without saying."WOW! WHAT AN EXCELLENT Story"


so lets urge our aunty Fiyah to keep it up.. We love her buh, buh we love her Brain MORE!
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Literature › Re: Silhouette; A Short Story by TheBlessedMAN: 4:49pm On Feb 09, 2017
Tgold1:
Aboki you are here finally........ Hope say you bring thatt alomo ? Coz I wan rehearse with am before I go join protest!!!!
Alomo is nt gud 4 ur health bro... I suggest u stick to d Hypo and locust bean dat u always take in d morning... Anyway, sha help me tel fiyah to come nd update o....
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Christianity Etc › Re: Paying Tithe And Offering 4rm Gambling Income? by TheBlessedMAN(op): 10:47pm On Feb 08, 2017
wiztobet:
what does the bible says about tithe furst....

proverb 3 :9-10

Honor the LORD with your wealth, with
the firstfruits of all your crops; 10 then
your barns will be filled to overflowing,
and your vats will brim over with new
wine.


so the money you won from gambling is nt ur fruit....you didnt sweat for it
hey bro.. Have u ever played bet? If u have, u wil knw dat people sweat faster dan d speed of light when they are expecting a result...
Christianity Etc › Paying Tithe And Offering 4rm Gambling Income? by TheBlessedMAN(op): 10:30pm On Feb 08, 2017
In Nigeria today, many youth have taken to the act of Gambling.. Either by Soccer, Casino, Racing, Boxing, Hockey, Tennis and many more..


At times, people make a lot of money from betting sites, such as, Bet9ja, Merrybet, Nairabet, Surebet and 1960bet..


Since, the main factor behind winning from Bet/gambling is the ability to put ones God given Brain into Use... Is it now a proper or biblical thing, to pay Tithe and offerring from Earnings of such Acts.?


Remember, Sport betting is A Legal business in Nigeria..

Paying Tithes from Money derived from betting...


PROPER or IMPROPER?


Lets have your say...



Lalasticala.. Where are you?
Literature › Re: Cold by TheBlessedMAN: 11:42pm On Feb 07, 2017
Hmmm... U are reali amazing.. What a nice piece u've got here bro... Nice one
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Literature › Re: Silhouette; A Short Story by TheBlessedMAN: 1:03am On Feb 06, 2017
TheBLESSEDMAN
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Literature › Re: Silhouette; A Short Story by TheBlessedMAN: 12:49am On Feb 06, 2017
Well... Atlast... See who is back... If nt d Pen Mistress herself... FIYAH... She's nt just bak anyhow... Buh she's bak wit another Blockbuster...

Buh dat Title fit render my Almost expired teeth Useless if i dare try to pronounce am... Silou.. Wetin?... Only God knws what godforsaken weed Fiyah was takin wen she named dat Title...


Anyway... It wont b A FIYAH Story.. If u dnt av irregular update to worry about...

It absolutely wont b a Fiyah Story.. If u dnt av to be refreshing d same page everytime in 10secs..


It ultimately wont b a Fiyah story.. If u dnt av to deal with 'over sabi' people that wil quote d whole story, all in the name of correction or complementing..( those people can provoke u to use Petrol to cook, cos its lesser than Kerosine)


It also wont be a Fiyah story, if the Naughty Niggaz of TEAM HERO is not there..


Pls Fiyah i use my holiness Life beg u.. Give us Regular Update... Remember.. We gat ur bak... Thanx



TEAM HERO is Here.. Mrlemuel.. Show ur ugly Face..
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Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 12:08am On Feb 04, 2017
Thats really a nice piece... Mr Larrysun... Keep it up boss
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 7:23pm On Dec 29, 2016
3scayp3:
Na me enter ghost mode pe n u guys blacklisted me Ottawa the [/HERO] team cry cry cry

Tnx to God for bringing me back from Russia. Only one year more and am done with all those racial asses.

To SmartestPOPqueen u nailed it girl... N ya all others kudos for supporting the Queen.

3scayp3: the guy who had d first seat but had to go out n piss grin grin

Love...
[b]lols..... welcome back bro.... am sure Smartestpopqueen hav also missed ur prescence.....
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by TheBlessedMAN: 1:46am On Dec 20, 2016
Compliments of the Season to all HERO TEAM members and HERO readers...
SmartestpopQUEEN..
Princeofprince...
Mr Rohy...
Mr Tgold1
Mr Mrlemuel...
And me TheBLESSEDman...

MerryXMAs Nd A HAPPY NEW YEAR to u all in Advance...

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Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 1:42am On Dec 20, 2016
Sir... U are gradually making ur chances of update to synchronise with Arsenals chances of winning UCL...


Pls.. The suspence and expulsion is killing...


Ur no1 fan... THEBLESSEDMAN..
Literature › Re: Black Maria by TheBlessedMAN: 2:49pm On Dec 13, 2016
Hmmm.. There is fire on d Mountain... And Black does'nt seems to b on d Run.. Mr Larrysun weldon o... Thousands filling stations for only u sir.. TEAM HERO..
Literature › Re: I Fell In Love By Toyin Taiwo(ty Praise) by TheBlessedMAN: 2:09pm On Nov 29, 2016
ROYH:
D34R Rachealfst, Thanks For Safe Landing Us To The HAPpy Destination, Really Enjoy It
Got To Drop The Last Comment B4 Runing Away Patapata
Theblessedman, Mrlemuel, Tgold1, Come Learn How To Love Oh
[size=50pt]#TEAM_HERO NAANI[/size]
*to come learn how to love?* is it partime or fulltime course?
Crime › Re: Burial Of UNIPORT Student Shot Dead By Police During Protest (Pics) by TheBlessedMAN: 11:23am On Nov 28, 2016
The thunder wey go fire our government eh? Still dey send 'PLS CALL ME BACK' to Sango... Stupidity at its highest degree
Jokes Etc › Just 4 Fun! by TheBlessedMAN(op): 11:17am On Nov 28, 2016
Write NAIRALAND by using the 1st and 2nd letters in your Username to replace the 'N' in NAIRALAND


Here's mine...


[size=30pt] THAIRALAND[/size].. grin grin grin

keep the FUN rolling...


lalasticala.. I hail o
Celebrities › Re: Why Are Nairalanders Not Following Nairaland (photo) by TheBlessedMAN: 11:30am On Nov 22, 2016
Oga Blogger no vex.. Buh lets check it.... "FACEBOOK B4 NL?" Please wait..... Please wait...... Loading.... Search complete... "DOESN'T MAKE SENSE."

but lets check "NL B4 FACEBOOK" Please wait..... Search complete... "MAKE SENSE DIE, INFACT UR HEAD DEY DIA".


Now lets check both.. "FACEBOOK AND NL" Please wait... Please wait.. Please wait.... Please wait...... Please Wait.... No vex abeg... Please wait.... Please wait.... Search complete... "IF NO BE SAY U NO GET Work, why u go dey expect me to tel u, b4 u knw say Using Fb and NL TOGETHER FOR D SAME PURPOSE no Make sense atall? Infact na waste of Money and Mb."


Thanks for wasting ur time.. Now get bak to work..
Literature › Re: My Final Year Love (MFYL) - First Season Of Perfect Rejection by Babsopey by TheBlessedMAN: 10:26am On Nov 12, 2016
Wow! See better Tori... Highly Capticlinton and Donaldtrumping in reading! Guy, ur head dey dia o! Na page one i still dey.. Buh since I don swear with my Prick facing Northeast that i wil neva b a ghost reader in my Life! I really need 2 commend u! UR HEAD DEY DIA... More 3pts to ur Chelsea and More Ballon'dor 2 ur Messi...


Reading contd...
Literature › Re: Heartstrings by TheBlessedMAN: 10:53pm On Nov 08, 2016
ROYH:
i Don Missed You Bro, Chai, You Enter And Everywhere Daru... tongue , *laughing*
To Your Next Statement @ ATM ...
lolz... How far na? Wey our wife go? I mean PamelB nd SmartestPopQUEEN? He don tey wey dose girls cum ma house o...
Sports › Re: Premier League Player Of The MONTH Of Oct by TheBlessedMAN(op): 6:38pm On Nov 08, 2016
Mrlemuel:
Ever Blue Na Im I Be!
if its nt a blue, it can neva b like a blue... Blue is d color, any other color is a Igbo Made.
Literature › Re: Heartstrings by TheBlessedMAN: 6:29pm On Nov 08, 2016
ROYH:
Nice Story Miss SheWrites, This Piece Is Quite Amazing And Awesome, Infact , Its A Boko In Sambisa ...
Be Kind Enough To Tag Me In Your Next Work
And You , yorhmienerd, Shey Na Like This How Life Be Eh, No Lele, Just Dont Trespass My Neigbourhood Oo.
PamelB, Fiyah , SmartestPopQueen, Mrlemuel, Tgold1, Theblessedman, Fobiflex, AOB1, Opeoluwa99, Countrygirl , Agent R Of Team Hero Is Calling You To Guys To Teleport From Anywhere You're To Come And Take A Sip Of HeartString...
Babsopey, Come Take Off Your Load With This Piece
just in my usual Trade Mark Notification and announcification Tone.. "*NA IN TheblessedMAN just Show! He b like say diz Tori go sweet wella... But b4 i read, abeg who get Dangote's ATM nd Pasword 4 hand? Pls borrow me, i just wan use am compare my own, maybe na d same lenght and breadth. I swear i go return am d following day..
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Literature › Re: Etisalat Flash Fiction - Vote For My Story "Revelation" by TheBlessedMAN: 6:15pm On Nov 08, 2016
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SmartestPopQUEEN, cherrybrown,
bamiradex, mindfrick
am presently in the United States of Nigeria, trying to vote for Arsene wenger as the President.. Maybe when am done, i wil vote 4 ur story! grin
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Sports › Premier League Player Of The MONTH Of Oct by TheBlessedMAN(op): 12:41pm On Nov 02, 2016
The PFA Fans’ Premier League Player of the
Month for October has been named – and it’s
Chelsea’s Eden Hazard who has scooped the
honour.



Hazard has played a pivotal role in Chelsea’s rise
up the Premier League table of late, scoring
three goals and assisting one more in four
Premier League games over the month, as the
Blues have risen to fourth and just one point
behind current leaders Manchester City.



The Belgian has scored five league goals this
season, which already represents a better return
than his four strikes in the whole of the last
campaign.



Hazard won 27,262 votes on the poll, which has
held by Sky Sports, with Arsenal winger Theo
Walcott coming in second with 14,737.



Walcott scored two goals and assisted one for
the Gunners as they remained unbeaten
throughout the month.



Stoke midfielder Joe Allen came in third with
14,491 votes, the Welshman having inspired
three wins and a draw for his side with three
goals and two assists.



Dele Alli of Tottenham (2,012), Southampton
striker Charlie Austin (1,996) and Bournemouth
forward Callum Wilson (1,073) were also
included in the six-man poll.


Up Chelsea...... Up hazard... Lalasticala where are youhuh??

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