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FamilyRe: 14-yr-old Girl Delivers Triplets For Her 16-yr-old Boyfriend by Thebrightest(m): 8:29am On Sep 04, 2013
End time things
FashionRe: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by Thebrightest(m): 8:07am On Sep 04, 2013
Vivyangel: Wat has ENDTIME got 2 do with almost every post on Nairaland?if u ve notin 2 write,read wat others wrote.its nt compulsory 2 comment.plzzz
Your comment is due to "end time things".
FashionRe: Boys Use Tyres To Make Sandals by Thebrightest(m): 12:48am On Sep 04, 2013
JUST PASSING BY...
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PoliticsRe: PDP Affirms Garba Umar As Taraba Acting-Governor… by Thebrightest(m): 12:34am On Sep 04, 2013
JUST PASSING BY...
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PoliticsRe: Another Stowaway Boy Arrested In Benin Airport by Thebrightest(m): 11:46pm On Sep 02, 2013
lolz
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan To Host Online Youth Summit by Thebrightest(m): 9:59am On Sep 02, 2013
Aderemi275: Wetin dem talkhuh
dem say make u go sleep.
PoliticsRe: Nine PDP Adamawa Delegates Die In Car Crash by Thebrightest(m): 9:54am On Sep 02, 2013
I don forget wetin i wan type sef. END TIME THINGS! wink
PhonesRe: A Soldier Stole My Iphone 4s by Thebrightest(m): 10:56pm On Aug 29, 2013
Thats due to end time things.
Science/TechnologyRe: Daughter's iPad Charger Explodes As Father Tries To Unplug It by Thebrightest(m): 3:02pm On Aug 28, 2013
That was how my generator caught fire too because i only used a candle light to fill the generator with petrol.
PoliticsRe: FG Borrows $1.6b To Expand Power Transmission – Nebo by Thebrightest(m): 2:49pm On Aug 28, 2013
Hahahaha! Borrowed money to Expand power transmission or Expand there pocket. Nawa o
FoodRe: Don't Wash Your Chicken Before Cooking - Health Researchers by Thebrightest(m): 2:46pm On Aug 28, 2013
Since i don dey rinse my chicken anything do me? Abi i die? Abeg if you like no wash your chicken before you cook, na sand u go chop tire.
FoodRe: Do You Eat A Meal Inside A Public Transport ? by Thebrightest(m): 2:35pm On Aug 28, 2013
I can only eat on a BIKE. The last time i ate on a bike i took garri and groundnut. Although, i prefare amala and ewedu soup on a bike most times.
HealthRe: 14-yr-old Indian Boy With Progeria by Thebrightest(m): 11:30am On Aug 28, 2013
This is a clear indication of the end times
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Escapes From Malaysian Prison by Thebrightest(m): 10:38pm On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=Aedes_muskeeto]another full-grown adult exhibiting childish behaviour on a public forum....[/quote]What is your concern? Anyways, only a foolish adult will reply a proclaimed childish comment. Nonsense!!!
HealthRe: Doctor Claims Corpses Could Be Revived 24-hours After Death by Thebrightest(m): 10:09pm On Aug 27, 2013
InvertedHammer:

You have no idea of what you are talking about. If the brain is deprived of oxygen after about 5 minutes, max. 15minutes it will result in irreversible damage. This is what CPR (Cardio-Pulmonary Resuscitation) is all about...to prevent this damage from occurring.

ACLS (Advanced Cardiovascular Life Support) involves the use of medication + CPR.

24hrs dead cell cannot be revived. Do not put the Lord your God to temptation.
Guy shutUP or ShutDOWN jare!
CrimeRe: Nigerian Drug Dealer Escapes From Malaysian Prison by Thebrightest(m): 9:55pm On Aug 27, 2013
Pls how can i post a comment?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal VS Fernabache - Champions League Play-off (2 - 0) On 27th August 2013 by Thebrightest(m): 9:49pm On Aug 27, 2013
Pls how can i post a comment?
PoliticsRe: A Nigerian Police Caught Sleeping On Duty (pics) by Thebrightest(m): 10:12pm On Aug 26, 2013
Na this kind of police men wan save us from boko haram? 9ja don suffer
EducationRe: Video: Students 'Porting' To Trade, Work, Raise Children on ASUU by Thebrightest(m): 8:34pm On Aug 26, 2013
Na all comments u must read? You better stop reading this comment now!!! You no dey hear word? So, you finally read my comment abi? what did you gain now? Mtcheew!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Advantages & Disadvantages Of Living Alone by Thebrightest(m): 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2013
Na all comments u must read? You better stop reading this comment now!!! You no dey hear word? So, you finally read my comment abi? what did you gain now? Mtcheew!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Warns America Over Interference In Syria by Thebrightest(m): 8:10pm On Aug 26, 2013
Na all comments u must read? You better stop reading this comment now!!! You no dey hear word? So, you finally read my comment abi? what did you gain now? Mtcheew!!!
HealthRe: A 20 Year Old Orphan Is Dying in Luth, Please Help Save His Life by Thebrightest(m): 8:01pm On Aug 26, 2013
I don forget wetin i wan type sef!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Snatched By A Crocodile In Australia by Thebrightest(m): 7:59pm On Aug 26, 2013
Thats habatically bad
HealthRe: Woman Swallows Tapeworm To Lose Weight by Thebrightest(m): 7:51pm On Aug 26, 2013
pls where can i get some live tapeworms for my girl-friend she is getting too fat and she needs to swallow only 10 tapeworms.
HealthRe: Woman Swallows Tapeworm To Lose Weight by Thebrightest(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2013
Pls where can i get live tapeworms because my girlfriend really need to swallow about 10 because she is getting too fat.
HealthRe: Woman Swallows Tapeworm To Lose Weight by Thebrightest(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2013
Pls where can i get a tapeworm i think my girlfriend really need to swallow about 10 because she is getting too fat.
PoliticsRe: Boy Stowed Away In Arik Flight To Lagos by Thebrightest(m): 12:40pm On Aug 26, 2013
That boy don spoil my show ooo! I wan travel to Lagos tomorrow through that medium as but now wey dem don catch the boy there will be tough security check. Maybe i go wait till next month when the issue fad out before i travel through that my usual way.
EducationRe: ASUU Withdraw From Negotiation With Government by Thebrightest(m): 8:53pm On Aug 22, 2013
I don forget wetin i wan type sef.
EducationRe: Kano University Alumni Slam ASUU Over Strike by Thebrightest(m): 4:59pm On Aug 17, 2013
pls tell me oh

Nairaland GeneralRe: Things You Must Never Do In Public by Thebrightest(m): 7:59pm On Aug 16, 2013
HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE.

To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just
follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to
being a STAR in this profession.
1. When u enter a hall, check d wind
direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or
fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact.
2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. ..
3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.
5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until
time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB".
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.
7. Elevate the right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure you are not the first person to
complain.
2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do
dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do
dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons
no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na
wa o"
3. No shout pass others if not u go become
suspect. OOO!
4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession.
The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...

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