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wexcko: We have to put stop to this....and together we can....join us now and see how far we can go...U̶̲̥̅ come ,I come together we are there

we know we have to put a stop to this what we want to know is how?

hahaha

HOW TO CROSS ROAD IN NIGERIA..
1. Kindly look right and left for vehicles and okada...
2. Look up for aeroplane crash (very important)...
3. Look down for bomb...
4. Look side and back for kidnappers....
5. Hold ur handbag tight and watch d person beside u...
6. Then walk zig-zag to avoid stray bullets..
Then you are 45% SAFE to cross the road.

Thats bad of him

Na only Chinko phone i know ooo! But now Chinko plane don dey.
I am sure most of those plane are tokumbo chinko planes

DANA again? Nawa ooo!

switdil:
Ur DP said it all
U sure need it
Ll help u in prayer

Thanks sis may God bless u.

[quote author=Vic-jay]Dey swear for tecno with 1GB RAM?[/quote]What were u expecting? How many phones have more than 1GB Ram?

Tecno again

I also need deliverance because, i am about 30, and i have never toasted a lady, or had a girl friend, not to talk of hugging a lady or kissing. Inshort i am a virgin.
I think i really need tough deliverance.

As far as i am concern, dana airline is now the best in Nigeria. Thats because they will never give way to any accident and will never allow there customer to be displeased due to past experience.
Without talking much, the only airline i love most in Nigeria is DANA.

Thats good

Later they will start growing brain.

WOW! FIRST TO COMMENT!

Maybe the next one go be FG MUST PAY ASUU.

My smart phone has antivirus installed on it so, no need for worries.

Manys cellebrity cannots spoke gooder english thats becauses of they is not very enducated.

MORE UPDATES TO COME ABOUT MESS.

Photo: Man Bonds with Crocodile


Deep in the Costa Rican jungle, a fisherman named Chito discovered a crocodile that had been shot in the eye by a cattle farmer and left to die.

Chito was able to drag the massive reptile into his boat and brought him to his home, where he stayed by his side for months, nursing him back to health. He named the crocodile Pocho. “I stayed by Pocho’s side while he was ill, sleeping next to him at night

He and Chito play, wrestle and hug on a daily basis. That bond, Chito said, took years to forge.


COPIED

HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE.


To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just

follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to

being a STAR in this profession.

1. When u enter a hall, check d wind

direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or

fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. ..

3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why!

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until

time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB".

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate the right yansh.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow

steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure you are not the first person to

complain.

2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do

dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do

dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons

no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na

wa o"

3. No shout pass others if not u go become

suspect. OOO!

4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession.

The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...

Thats all to it.

HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN YOUR IMAGE.


To mess in public is nice but if u are caught, "no be small embarassment" o! Just

follow this guidelines & you are on ur way to

being a STAR in this profession.

1. When u enter a hall, check d wind

direction, If its a closed hall with air condition or

fan, thats better 4 u. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure u sit down and face d wind direction. ..

3. Make sure u have enough leg space. U will soon know why!

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now & then.

5. You are ready 2 execute, try to hold the MESS until

time the hall becomes noisy "incase ur mess na the type wey dey sound like BOKOHARAM BOMB".

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate the right yansh.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow the mess to flow

steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure you are not the first person to

complain.

2. When people begin to shout "Jesus" who do

dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do

dis kind thing," simply ask "why some persons

no fit respect demselves 4 public places? na

wa o"

3. No shout pass others if not u go become

suspect. OOO!

4. Use style to dis-engage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me, u will go places whit this profession.

The world must hear of u more than Micheal Jackson...

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