Bedwetter:
You're a big enemy of progress


If you were a woman, you'll be a cold blooded witch



A sip of sniper will do for you

Atole

KillIgbohoN0W:


N450k in 2019/2020 was very good pay so shut up.
You are a chronic drunk and womanizer.

All these NL billionaires sef.

Your just a Church Rat..go and hustle abeg..what is 450k in 2019. When my current Mercedes GLE350 is 24m how many years I go use for bank to buy it? Grow up and stop playing

KillIgbohoN0W:


Which bank?

Their industry may be shit but no full staff in any Nigerian bank can stay 8 years with nothing except he's a chronic drunk and womanizer.

My entry level salary was 250k in former Diamond bank in 2013

I left as a BO in Keystone bank at a salary of 450k..in 2020

Is 450k money? I earn times 5..where I currently am

mrblessed:
What intellect does one need to work in a bank in Nigeria? Is it not these banks that people with ND and NCE work at? Abi na another kind of banks? I think it's just a cover for her deeply-rotten character flaws.

Mumu NCE and ND staff are contract staff and can't earn beyond 60k

okomi562:
My friend recently got a job in one of the top banks in Nigeria.


I am happy for him. He did not tell me but I asked him for financial help but he said he is in training school. I got to know blah blah.


I am also a recent graduate with no work but I am teaching now.

I am happy for him, I congratulate him.

But yesterday, I felt sad because I thought when will mine come.

I just felt tired. I have seen far friends hitting success but it hurts when close pals get it. Like you begin to question did I get it wrong. Not that it pains me no. I begin to think of my plans too.

I am happy for him, I will not lie.

Am I jealous? Or is it normal?

I am here to learn.

So I can correct my self

Just pray for ur own grace to come. To me no need for u to be jealous..Bank work is shit. I worked in the bank for almost 8years as a full staff with nothing to show for it. Stupid pay, mad pressure and deadlines...so no think am. Now I'm in a better place and my pay is times 5 of what I earned in the bank. So bro keep ur chin up. If u have a Computer you can learn some soft skills with small touch of Yahoo inclusive ..ul be better off

Small boy go and write ur waec

Pasadena14:
I am currently faced with making a right choice right now . Please which is better to buy between Toyota camry 2001 and Honda Civic 2006. My consideration is durability, ruggedness, long distance journey and fuel efficiency. Thank you

Using 2001 camry in 2024 is a big L

sholikay:
wow..2.5m?...God will definitely make provision come through for you and I....

I have been hoping and praying..I am posting this here,hopefully God can send a helper from here...

Its not a pleasant thing for me to wash my dirty linen here,but it is what it is...

I'm grateful anyway..

Borrow from Newcredit and Fairmoney. They won't disturb ur contacts

Nonexisting1:
I keep wondering why some people insist on being foolish. You are begging for money to do wedding, not to improve a business or even eat food. What stops you from doing a wedding based on the amount you currently have. Everyone wants to do society wedding and please their inlaws only to crawl back and soak garri after that. If your inlaws insist on doing it the way "everyone else" does it, why not support you or marry her out to the "everyone else" then. You will borrow money for wedding today and maybe tomorrow, you will borrow to buy matress according to your inlaws specifications. Mtchew. People should start prioritizing their needs in this country. I'll rather throw my money inside river Niger than give it to someone to marry wife. Nonsense

Why are u so down and bitter....the bile in ur belly can kill you

sholikay:
I am not even spending ¼ of that...inflation was my major hit...I already had funds I want to use for this,and with little help that will be coming from my parents side,but the inflation with scarcity of jobs wasn't helpful...
Thank you for your input sir...may God bless your new home..

Thank you for the wishes. I would have supported you buy currently my house rent expires today and I'm looking of house to raise 2.5m to pay landlord. The wedding really drained me. All the best bro

sholikay:

We are going for registry and her traditional marriage majorly,at her father's compound.and a solemnization of marriage at an orphanage where she grew up,I had to agree due to one or two reasons..with that,I still have to spend in the arrangements..

Its a complex explanation,as I can't be divulging much info here...I want to make my (fiancé) happy to my best ability..

Isn't ur wife working?

sholikay:
My wedding is slated for next month 25th,I need fund to buy some necessary things..I have sorted some i could get with money saved,but inflation didnt help and isn't helping with purchasing of some items...

I'm a structural decorator(house painter)..contract job isn't coming like I envisaged,due to the season..December is our peak season.

I need helpers that could help me achieve this wedding..I don't wish to.postpone it,due to the fear of uncertainty..(more inflation)

I have tried cut out so many things,but there are still important things to get,with funds not being available for now...

I would appreciate your help,nairalanders...

I have to summon courage to come do this here,because of those that would want to query my inability to fund my wedding and provide for my family when married..

I'm not a lazy guy,I'm just building my own Painting business,because I am not comfortable with salary jobs..
Painting brings money and leisure time for me than office job...
My dad taught me the job,I want/wish to build it with my academic knowledge,instead of slaving for someone else..



I don't mind getting loans with lower interest...please help me,naira landers..
Thank you..

Omo bro just postpone the wedding. I just did my wedding 28th of Oct 2023..I spent 6m..choi...its well...just make ur wife understand..

SultanOfPuna:
I have been FUCKING raw for 13 years non stop
Inside these 13 years I've used condoms only about 5 to 7 times. And it was by force

Didn't know job requirements included blood test for HIV.
However I still gather morale and went to Kings hospital for all test needed.

Lab test cost me over 200k
Abuja is not for the weak

Anyways I got the result Thursday and I'm HIV negative with no single STD.

Im thinking I maybe immune to HIV
Because I have bleeped asahwo raw for many many years. In Benin, warri, porthacout, Abuja .
So I'm still shocked that I'm HIV negative
I believe I can never and will never catch AIDs

Bro me too o...iv been doing raw since 2006 and never looked back..Iv used condoms a few times....I'm still negative...I think I'm immune too..Thank God o

Righteousness2:
Live

tensazangetsu20:


Bros the thing shock me o. 4000 naira. Omho asewo work no dey pay o . What's that gonna do and the op go still say make them suck him prick join

Those are dirty smelly low class babes na that u Bleep with 4k....in PH here i do classy babes from 30k

frog12:
100k for stew? na the entire city you dey feed?

Banga stew and a soup

marvellous2222:
My wife calls her family for everything, once I'm broke she calls her mother to send her food items, I have begged her to stop, I have gotten angry yet she said she can't be hungry in a man's house when there's excess in her parents house, my wife can't manage 3k to cook for me, a family with just 2 kids, she'll call her elder brothers and tell them I gave her 3k to cook immediately they will send money for her.

Can't a woman water down her taste to keep her marriage? They don't insult me but I feel not man enough, I feel less of myself, my wife is from a rich home and the house we are living is a wedding gift from her brothers, she's an only daughter and they over pamper her, they don't allow her ask twice.

I remember I bought a car for her when she delivered our first child my brother in-law knew about it before the car arrived cause I ordered through his company, he changed the car to something twice the one I could afford without my knowledge, when they brought a car to the house I said this isn't what I ordered my brother in-law said their Ada can't be seen driving such after marriage.

They are planning to open a business for her and they didn't involve me in the plan, my marriage is not what I wanted cause I feel like I'm not man enough.

My wife doesn't appreciate gifts from me like when it's from her family, I got her a 75k watch she said thank you and for months she didn't use it, I had to remind her that there's a watch I gave her, but when one of her brother sent her a watch worth 260k she danced and used it always.

How do I handle this?

You need to up ur game..ur really poor man.how can u give ur woman 3k to cook soup...Jesus! What is she gonna cook it with...sand? I give my wife 100k for soup and stew every two weeks and we have just a baby....omo don't complain...ur wife is helping u from going hungry and starving the kids...chai

Hallysugarcandy:
I will appreciate if this topic is taken to front page
@ Royalroy
@ nlfpmod
@ Rocktation
@ dominique

Ur just Delulu

Natural2Heal:
Order for our Burantashi to cure your Erectile Dysfunction and last long in sex

Don't mind this man...he's fake..talking from experience

Serendipity2023:
I had been toasting this girl for few months on and off.

She visited two times; we kissed, smooched but never allowed me to have proper intimacy with her.

Then third time, after pre-intimacy, she was very aroused, and then asked for a condom.

I wore it, and was still touching her. She drew me closer to penetrate her womanhood and my manhood failed.

My manhood went flaccid. It shrinked.

All efforts to resurrect it failed. She was so upset.

She waited for few hours, nothing.

She was visibly angry and left.

I felt like drowning in an ocean.

My esteem was shattered. I felt so embarrassed and ashamed.


I think I didn't have enough libido because I had slept with a different girl a day before her visit.

Or was it just anxiety, malaria, etc?

FOR MEN,

HOW DO WE MAINTAIN LIBIDO AND STRONG BEDROOM HEALTH?

Baba take half pill of Vega100. 30mins b4 the match..all will be well...Also try and go in raw..condoms suck mostimes

plsdisvirginme:
No job, no skill and no kids.

Omo u have failed bro.

at 45..no kids..no skill?

wwwkaycom:
THIS STORY IS ACTUALLY FROM A FRIEND, HE SENT IT TO A WHATSAPP PLATFORM WE BELONG TO. I AM SEEKING ADVISE AND ASSISTANCE FOR HIM HERE PLEASE

My childhood friend is based in Texas, USA. He traveled out 12 years ago. Actually I work with government in Nigeria with a salary of 180k per month. It is becoming increasingly tough to take care of family responsibilities so early this year, I started making moves to relocate to US or Canada. But the issues surrounding japa are quite enormous so I reached out to my friend to seek his advise, suggestions and possibly financial loan which I will pay back. He gave me some important reasons why I shouldn't migrate. He spoke about my age, no technical skill, finances, leaving known for unknown and difficulties faced by new comers in America. I didn't agree with these reasons even though he sounded genuine. I left him and started making other moves but eventually realized I still needed him. 8 months later, I spoke with him again, he repeated the same reasons why I shouldn't relocate. I am not 50 yet, I know a 56 year old man who relocated to Canada late last year and today his family members have started faring well here in Nigeria. Infact, his son who is presently rounding off his NYSC will be moving by march next year so what is the fuss about my age? I have made up my mind to stop seeking his support and carry my cross myself. Please my people, can you link me with people or organisations that can offer genuine services towards JAPA on this platform or elsewhere?
Thank you all.

Your mind no go touch ground..u go see

OkayDaddy:


Obinna Onuselogu, if not that your father was begging like a chronic beggar, they would have wrecked your life.
Imagine this fool claiming to disburse Covid funds. You're such a dumb nonentity and it is evident in your stupid decisions. E.g., the ugly short tumbler you call your wife.

..my papa beg who? Lmao.....poverty stricken illetrate..if I committed any fraud then how come i now work with one of the best government institutions ..Im very successful and I'm doing fine with life but u are commenting from a dingy face me i face u apartment..hahaha..now go and get rope and hang ur self.. ahahH

OkayDaddy:


Talk no dey your mouth. No be you them sack from Keystone Bank for fraud?

Idiot..carry am go bank go collect money na. Bloody retard. Why was I not arrested or persecuted...mentally deranged lunatic

African scammers....dem go soon launch 2024 Rolls Royce cullinan

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Righteousness2:
Condolences to the Families of the dead.

Just like that 60 lives gone to Eternity!!
Take some time and ask yourself , if I am taken away today, Where will be my Hope in Eternity?
Where will I be?

Death is not really the big deal as this world is Home to no one.
The Big deal is to Depart this earth without JESUS CHRIST.
That is the worst thing that can Happen to anyone.

Let us use the opportunity of breath we have right now in our Nostril to endure we do the Needful.
The NEEDFUL is to come into a GENUIE RELATIONSHIP with JESUS CHRIST.
JESUS is the ONLY way to Heaven

Just shut up please