EriMma1:


He didn't play me. He wanted me to see how handsome he is in person so I'll have a hard time leaving him after hearing the news but I refused to be distracted by looks. He's good looking though but.... Nah!

But una knack na

EriMma1:


It's that abortion me I don't want to even hear. The thought of killing an innocent child because of our own selfishness gives me the chills. I can't deal.

He kept it to himself so u would open ur legs for him to his satisfaction b4 dropping the bombshell. YOU GOT PLAYED GIRL

Sex is a chore in marriage

TemplarLandry:
Good one. Herbs like Marihuana, Cabbage, Scent Leaf etc. are good if put to good use. Herbs must be used moderately. Elohim created them all for us.

#StopAbusingCannabis

I dedicate “Everyday” by Wizkid to all patriots. Great jam!

U go soon run mad

Shellsploit:
Is it double or single camshaft

It's Triple

Na shit full am

Angrygoat:
Scrap it. Add money..play bet.win and buy c300

Lol daftgoat

Earthstorms:


You fly by helicopter to the exact location that you are going?

Because there was a time when airport roads where target, targeting people coming into the city by flight.

I dont travel often

DukeNija:


I know someone that can fix it but I wont bother recommending.

Then get lost.

Dikastan:
Wetin dey inside federal job? Federal job I am planning to dump. Business is the sure plug if you want to be rich and comfortable in this country

I dey do FG job..maybe na useless parastatal u dey hahahhaa..

EyeCumInPiss:
Very soon, some will be celebrating "Moment President Tinubu Farts in Public"

Eyecuminyourmumspussy

Earthstorms:


Just wait until someone close to you gets kidnapped. Then you will realize that you are not really that comfortable.

My friend got kidnapped in Delta state last Friday by Fulani gunmen. They are still asking for 20 million naira.
Will the guy be a passenger on the road if he had 20million naira to give to kidnappers?

Yawns...I fly bro..nothing fit do me

Amumaigwe:


You must be a politician or affiliated to one. Enjoy while it lasts

Yes I am..oya come and beat me

Biola67:

After you don deceive yourself finish, go apply..

Apply wetin..y'all think everyone is broke and miserable in Nigeria..spits

Greatn3ss:

One day I'll make this statement

Amen

Sultty:
I'm not referring to those who are comfortable and don't want to relocate. But my comment is for you the poster, are u comfortable in Nigeria

Extremely comfortable

Sultty:
Lori iro

Not everyone is broke and miserable in Nigeria. Know this and know peace

I'm very comfortable in Nigeria so Canada, UK and The US can forever kiss my ass

gumaveddy:
Good day every one hopefully all is well with you and your family. I'm actually in need of golf 3 Nigeria use working perfectly ranging from 500k down any one with information regarding the subject matter should pls hit me up.

Working perfectly for 500k? na man dey do man sha

afesco:
I have problem with my 2001 Benz w203 c200 kompressor as it has refused to start.

Before it stopped working, it displayed check engine light and ' stop engine off' on the dashboard and I experienced hard starting for 2 days before it stopped starting.Now, the car has refused to start and different auto electricians have come to inspect d car and they scanned it n said it is d brain box
Over 10 brain boxes have been tried on it but all to no avail. Two complete brain boxes with keys were tried but it still didn't start.
I urgently need help.

Give up na!! 23 year old benz kai ..I'm in tears

madridguy:
Sai Baba, my joy giver.

Does he make you cum?

MelesZanawi:


Look at this k-legged fool with a dwarf of a wife.
Your children will be too short to prostrate. It will be like when egg roll is on the ground.

All I see is stupidity kill ur self

yarimo:
See respect and example of good home training .

All I see is slavery

Samantha124:
For me I'd go for local music all the way, I listened to too much international music as a teenager.

So I'd go for the following:
Ilanga by Blaq Diamond
Ngibambe by Aubrey Qwana
And Umbayimbayi by Big Zulu and Sjava.

Salary:



**Hippo!!
**Remember the day I fought one!!
**The beast nearly got me killed!!
**Shít wasn't funny in retrospect!!


.........fúck the government!!

Il f.uck your mother and give her Salary

Chioma4eva:
Thanks for the compliment. No you can't dm me. Let's chat here if you have anything to say please. No offense....

I want to contact u. Can u come to ph lemme host u