CandidAdmin:


2.2m? How much u dey make annually then?

Lol...question for the gods

Choi..I just remembered my rent will b due in October. Its 2.2m

Ma nigga

Calitoscassius:
Sell weed or become a prostitute.


Remember, you asked.

Hahahaha bruv! U nailed it

RawSex:
The fear of 30 is real

Even me as a guy is not finding it funny

I will pause my age at 28 for the next 6 years, too much pressure on a male figure and the country is not helping

I'm addicted to Raw sex

Idiot

4KNGOATS:

I never denied that but am not mad. But you... you're a big fkn mad man

Mumu man? Because I dey on loud? Ozwor

Equity15:
chief, i fit dm you for good molly plug? Na fake i just full around me

Where do u stay? Wat colour do u buy? And how much?

4KNGOATS:

Another big goat gone haywire

You're a fucking goat

.....

markidoo:
A fool and his Money 💰 are soon parted...

Ur just a poor broke and frustrated. Sorry o. I earn over 1.8m monthly after taxes. So wats 100k I can't spare to have fun?

markidoo:
Even if I work harder billing go still dey vex me, those that are billing are they handicapped, e better make I carry my money go give physically challenged people than to bulge for anyone with 2 hands legs , 👀 eyes and brains, continue to dey chest Billings cos you na Bill Gates, EWU, Oya face front...

Your just pained. Truly if u had millions..u won't give to any beggar..na woman u go still carry. I just bleeped a succulent big booty fair lady and gave her 100k. I get two heads? Its small money cos i have the resources. No vex u hear. Hustle up boy.

markidoo:
your father is poor.. did she give me money to keep for her? Guy face front make I no unleash this regime for your headpan.. EWU

Go and work hard make billing no dey vex u

markidoo:
MODS please help me Push this to front page,let it serve as a deterrent to some ladies and some simps can pick a line or 2 from this.

I meet this lady after she returned from NYSC camp and I tried to be nice but along the line I realized she was nothing but a leech. Today was the straw that broke the Camel's 🐫 back.Here, is my conversation with her this evening


[8/18, 8:01 PM] Jeniffer corper: My birthday is on Tuesday
[8/18, 8:01 PM] Jeniffer corper: And I want to celebrate it but I don't have money
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Then don't celebrate it
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I wish you Many more happy returns
Jeniffer corper: Amen
Jeniffer corper: I want you to assist me
Jeniffer corper: For the little one you have
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You can't afford it then don't celebrate it
Jeniffer corper: Y
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥:**Sorry I can't help you**
Jeniffer corper: Y
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: **Cos you don't have money*"
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: **And this is not your last birthday**
Jeniffer corper: The one that I have can not reach
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Babe you people are always the architect of your problems (women,) Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You want to do more than you have
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: **Be contented**
Jeniffer corper: Don't worry
Jeniffer corper: Forget
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: **I did, a long time ago**
Jeniffer corper: You supposed to tell me that you can't afford it

At this point ☝️👆👆👆 she made me FLIP AND LOSE MY TEMPER. NO COURTESY AT ALL , NOT EVEN A GOOD EVENING, SHE BELIEVED IT'S HER BIRTHRIGHT TO DEMAND!!!!. All along I tried to play cool and be as sharp and precisely as a double edged sword ⚔️,hence my outburst 👇👇👇


Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I can
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: But I won't
Jeniffer corper: You can't
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I have atleast 500 k in my account
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: That can feed you a long time to come
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: But I won't
Jeniffer corper: Because if to say you can, you for do something
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Do you think I'm broke
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I will send you a screenshot of my balance
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You're just being very myopic
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Have you chatted me in months
Jeniffer corper: Food your self forget about me
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You just come to my DM and tell me tomorrow is my birthday, yen yen yen!! Jeniffer corper: I just want to try you
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Don't try me
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You have siblings try them
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Why are you behaving like you gave me money to keep
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Get out of my DM
Jeniffer corper: Don't worry suit your self
Jeniffer corper: See you
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I said GET OUT
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Do you think I'm broke,?
Jeniffer corper: Are you trying to insult yourself
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You brought this on yourself Jeniffer corper: See the person that I'm trying to manage
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You can't afford birthday
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Y don't you quit
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Look at this one
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: That's y I don't even chat you cos it's one begging to the other
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Have I ever asked you for anything?
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: The day I meet you I bought you and your hungry friends food
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I took you out, made sure you took food back to your hungry friends
Jeniffer corper: 500k is it a money
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I even offered to put you in a hotel, when you declined cos you're not used to luxury, I ordered you Bolt ⚡ which I'm sure you can't afford!!!
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Look at who's managing who?
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: MY DEAR GET LOST
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: If you have up to 100,k make I lost
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Send me a screenshot of your accounts let's compare
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Get lost I don't do beggars
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Na so the other day just to chat you up u started begging
Jeniffer corper: Your mate out is out there have 10 millions and you there proud for 500k
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Get lost I don't compare myself with anyone
Jeniffer corper: You done already lost
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I am contented with the little I have
Jeniffer corper: Rubbish
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Because you're not contented thats why you go around begging
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Beggar
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Get lost
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: You no dey see my girlfriend on my dp
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Does she look like you
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Abi you think she can stoop low to beg
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: I take care of her needs not beggars like you
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: GET LOST
Jeniffer corper: Just because of you are already know that you are poor that why you angry
Fireman 👨🏾‍🚒🔥🔥: Even though you presume I'm poor,I'm not a beggar.

She couldn't take the heat 😭😔😭🔥🔥🔥💥 anymore she blocked me

Guys out there don't, out of shame chest any entitled Ladies bills, be firm in your resolutions

Please this should hit FRONT PAGE OO

You are just poor and frustrated. What is 500k life savings ur bragging about..that's like 500 USD Lmao Mehn loosing up ur going mental bro. You sud have just said No I don't have or sleep with her and give her the money.

RexTramadol1:



On top one 5k four cousins Pere



😂😂😂😂

Uno see the canadian wey dey my hand and I swallow molly

Cryptokin:
Sha no crash that benz

How u take know say I dey drive benz

Codes151:
the country they vex me... na this kind environment i for like dey... nice one bro

Lol. Yh bro..make man relax with some Canadian loud, 4 cousins and then some pussy

Omo ale.

I'm high as fuc.k rite now

FoggedBrain:


Thanks bro

Do u masturbate? Being reason for ur brain fog

Love56743:


Tramadol trips is very cool but it work differently on different people.

How many MG

Love56743:


I don stop crack and ice since over like 2 years plus, only smoke maybe sometimes take Tramadol once in 2 weeks

How is the trips of tramadol? I wan try am

Love56743:


Loud is a hard lungs too but if you can be able to take care of yourself, it won't affect you like ice, crack, ice crack also make me look a mad person even though i have Money, I have about close to 5 million, yet I can't eat good food, buy clothes, even to maintain myself I can't even take care of myself anymore all my friends left me, The only who was left was my girlfriend here in India, the reason she was with was because of money that I used to give to her, it was one day I look at mirror I saw myself looking very ugly dirty, slim, that someone who has Hiv, I also check my account I was running down because after taking crack I can't even hustle again, i will just feel happy 😊

You feel happy right... that happiness go kpai you soon

Chronosvineberg:



Please stop this. The person you're advising doesn't know what it means to be hooked on that pill or to take excess of it.

I am an addict and the story is too long, if I start to tell, I will cry, you will cry too.

The man who said drug users should die is probably right but what does anyone really know? We try to do our best.

I take molly sometimes. It's not addictive in any way

turmacs:
Education in Nigeria is nonsense.. If you're a girl, focus on hook-up, if you're a boy, focus on yahoo/ritual, that is how smart people survive and live large now....As a parent, I'll advise you to start grooming your daughters for ashewo work from young age, this world is very hard and they might need the skill for when things get really tough..You can start by teaching them how to unwrap condom and wear a man, how to give proper handjob, how to handle three men at once, e.tc....As as for the boys, you can start by teaching them what Nord VPN is, how to collect wire transfer from foreign countries,how to hack Facebook and Instagram, basics of BEC fraud e.t.c.... Banking on education alone in Nigeria is a very,very risky gamble..

E be like say you swallow molly and dey smoke canadian loud untop

AmotekunSW:


Taking Molly at your age. Smh
It seems your destiny is to bring tears, shame and disgrace to the Onuselogu family. Continue, you hear?

They saved you the other time, now you are doing the one they can't save you from.

Who saved me..you fool

Pls is it addictive?

..

Toonice:
Good morning my fellow nairalander.

Please things have been so hard for me lately and am finding it hard to survive. I have been on this forum since 2005.

Presently all I need is food stuff to survive.

Whatever anyone can assist me with will be highly appreciated.

You can contact me on 08036593855 for verification.

Thank you.

Go and steal

Rapture123:
Good morning friends and family!

I am sorry to bother you this morning. I am a missionary in a rural community somewhere in Ogun state close to Lagos. I wouldn't bring my personal challenges but my major challenge with respect to the work of God at hand is a NEED FOR A PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM MEGAPHONE.

If you have, I can please come and collect it at any popular bus stop or if you want to support financially in buying it, I can send an account number across. Please it is very needed at a time like this. As for my own personal needs, I don't want to be a burden to the body of Christ. You can call me on : 09133709042

God bless you and your family!

Evangelist C. Jeremiah

F.uck you..you this nuisance..u wan dey disturb people